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Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic's friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.
"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it" says Milovan.
"Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn't make as much splash as we thought he would", explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.
// Pero Stamatovski
http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/ (http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/)
Quote from: Hate mail on December 20, 2010, 08:24:06 PM
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"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump.
xrofl
Pazi, Heroic deed :)
nebeski narod. 8-)
Quote from: Che on December 20, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
nebeski narod. 8-)
Che Srbi su to nebeski narod dobii zbog cara Lazara. Vece pred kosovsku bitku, Lazara je posetio andjeo i rekao mu da moze da izabere izmedju ovog zemaljskog i onog nebeskog carstva.
"In Serbian epic tradition, Lazar is said to have been visited by an angel of God on the night before battle, and offered a choice between an earthly or a heavenly kingdom, which choice would result in a peaceful capitulation or bloody defeat, respectively, at the Battle of Kosovo.
"...the Prophet Elijah then appeared as a gray falcon to Lazar, bearing a letter from the Mother of God that told him the choice was between holding an earthly kingdom and entering the kingdom of heaven..." [7]
According to the epics, Lazar opted for the Heavenly kingdom, which will last "forever and ever",[8] but had to perish on the battlefield. "We die with Christ, to live forever", he tolld his soldiers. That Kosovo's declaration and testament is regarded as s covenant which the Serb people made with God – and sealed with martyrs' blood. Since then all Serbs faithful to that Testament regard themselves as the people of God, Christ's New Testament nation, heavenly Serbia, part of God's New Israel. This is why Serbs sometimes refer to themselves as the people of Heaven."
To sve nema nikakve veze sa nekim pijanim Srbinom koji je u svom poluludilu ubio ajkulu. A nema veze ni sa novokomponovanim Srbima.
drugarice E, ti si najveci biser na vascijelom srBskom WWW-ebu... :)
Quote from: Che on December 20, 2010, 09:11:18 PM
drugarice E, ti si najveci biser na vascijelom srBskom WWW-ebu... :)
Je l jesam?
mislis da je pijani srbin stvarno ubio ajkulu pijanim dupetom?! xdrinka
Quote from: Che on December 20, 2010, 09:16:16 PM
mislis da je pijani srbin stvarno ubio ajkulu pijanim dupetom?! xdrinka
Ne, nego mu se javio sveti Ilija i rekao mu :"Dragane, ako ubijes ovu ajkulu sto hara vodama Egipatskog resorta, uci ces u svete knjige srpskih junaka, narod ce opevati pesme o tebi, slavice slavu u tvoje ime. Idi, ceka te carstvo nebesko, samo ne zaboravi da ostavis flasu od piva Milovanu."
drugarice, you've got issues big time... xrotaeye
Quote from: Che on December 20, 2010, 09:24:02 PM
drugarice, you've got issues big time... xrotaeye
aha , go on ...
hahahahaha!!
prica je laznjak. nemoj se dzabe lozite :x
http://www.carolinabeachtoday.com/2010/12/carolina-beach-today-busts-urban-legend.html (http://www.carolinabeachtoday.com/2010/12/carolina-beach-today-busts-urban-legend.html)
o boze!! :x xrofl
xfoht
a mi ko hepo kockice
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3185884.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3185884.stm)
koalice, vidis da tzv. geniJalci i pametnice ne vjeruju che-Ju na rijec... moraces malo cesce da mi budes glasnogovornica i da im pojednostavis stvari. xrotaeye
:mrgreen: masa, sila, ubrzanje ... taj rad ... :lol:
(http://www.blic.rs/data/images/2010-12-21/101991_ajkula_origh.jpg?ver=1292935712.jpg)
Znaci E ( ja) ubila ajkulu xrofl xfrog
ne zna se tacno ...
sa ilustracije izgleda da je ajkula osamucena udarcem dupe-u-nos
i to najverovatnije u laksoj varijanti (bez koriscenja carapa)
http://www.njuz.net/category/hronika/ (http://www.njuz.net/category/hronika/)
Убипарип - коњеубица (арх.)
Quote from: INI on December 22, 2010, 08:20:31 AM
ne zna se tacno ...
sa ilustracije izgleda da je ajkula osamucena udarcem dupe-u-nos
i to najverovatnije u laksoj varijanti (bez koriscenja carapa)
Tvoj komentar dovoljno govori da si ti osamucen udarcem nepoznatog duguljastog predmeta u dupe, i to najverovatnije u tezoj varijanti (bez koriscenja kyrtona)... xrotaeye
_nobody_