- I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
- Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
- I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- She's Looking Better After Every Beer
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
- Please Bypass This Heart
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly