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Title: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: baggio on January 12, 2010, 11:20:03 PM
Upravo sam primila e-mail od jednog mog klijenta i evo teksta sa dna njenog teksta:


Human beings are born with the instinct to express themselves though movement. Even before he could communicate through words, primative man was dancing to the beat of his own heart.
-Robert La Fosse


Predivno receno. :)
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: baggio on January 12, 2010, 11:23:05 PM
I uzged receno.

Zena koja mi je ovo poslala drzi Dance & wellness studio.
Ovo gore je deo njene reklame.
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2010, 11:30:53 PM
"primative"?  :?:
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: baggio on January 12, 2010, 11:37:33 PM
...as prime  (mates)...

ne primitive.....

Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: vbo man on January 12, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
A meni se jako dopalo ovo ( Pozdrav Jelencetu xyxy )

Quotea.. Ako imaš prekrasnu ženu, jos ljepšu ljubavnicu, ako imaš
super auto, ako nemaš problema s poreznim uredom, ako sunce
uvijek sija kad se probudiš, ako su ljudi uvijek ljubazni prema
tebi i susretljivi, KRAJNJE je vrijeme da prestaneš uživati
droge.

xrofl
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2010, 11:51:48 PM
Bice pre da je ovo:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/primative (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/primative)

I moderni ljudi su primati (nikad nismo prestali biti). To me nervira ovde medju Anglosaksoncima: nazvace nekoga "primatom" i to sa namerom da uvrede ili ponize a nikad nisu utuvili na casovima biologije (ili tog njihovog "science" or whatever) da su primati i majmuni i ljudi.
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Pijanista on January 12, 2010, 11:53:11 PM
... kao i da su ljudi i simpanze blizi nego simpanze i gorile i orangutani.
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: baggio on January 12, 2010, 11:57:18 PM
Dobro vas dvojica..
shaaaaaa se sada vatate za mashe bre? :roll:

Pustite me da uzivam  xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Nocobdija on January 13, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
Quote from: baggio on January 12, 2010, 11:57:18 PM
Dobro vas dvojica..
shaaaaaa se sada vatate za mashe bre? :roll:

Pustite me da uzivam  xrofl xrofl
Tako je. Inače - mnogo lepo.  :)
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: slawen on January 13, 2010, 02:31:38 AM
Ритам мога срца је један Херц.
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: taki on January 13, 2010, 09:45:24 AM
Lepo je. I veoma pojednostavljeno. Bilo bi lepo da ljudi ovako mogu da funkcionisu, nazalost negde se zagubimo i zaboravimo...
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2010, 09:51:49 AM
Ovo je Deda postirao jos pre desetak godina i ja i dalje cuvam taj tekst i svaki put kad mi neko posalje neki chain letter, bilo kakav, ja mu/joj posaljem ovo kao reply:


Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh~ Looky here!  If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5A.D.and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, It'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own

Unpopularity.
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Jelence on January 13, 2010, 01:35:17 PM
A ima i onaj malo ljubazniji, dal i njega cuvas?
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Jelence on January 13, 2010, 01:45:24 PM
E, pazi nasla sam ga:

Subject: Hvala


Zahvaljujem svima koji su mi slali junk mailove cele prose godine. Jer, zahvaljujuci vasoj  dobroti :
1. Server se srusio vec 172 puta a iz sedista firme su mi vec 23 puta porucili da ako ovako nastavim da mogu Ugovorom o radu obrisati .....

2. Nagomilao sam otprilike 3000 godina nesrece i umro dosad vec 67 puta zbog raznoraznih pisama koje nisam prosledio.

3. Kad izlazim iz radnje ne gledam nikoga jer me strah da me ne odvedu u neki nepoznati hotel, drogiraju i izvade mi bubreg da bi ga prodali na crnom trzistu organa.

4. Sirota devojcica Amy Bruce iz Kambodze dobila je moju godisnju zaradu koju joj je isplatio Microsoft za svaki poslati mail. Ona je naime bila u bolnici 7000 puta u zadnjih nekoliko godina, a od  1995. ima uvek 8 godina.

5. Moje ime kruzi svemirom na platinastoj ploci jer sam ga morao upisati kraj ostalih 2 milijarde barem 25 puta dosad.

6. Saznao sam recept za vecnu ljubav i srecu: dovoljno je prosledjivati mailove na sve moguce adrese u roku 3 sekunde od primitka, pri tom se ceskati levom rukom po ledjima skakucuci funky  chicken oko Renault-a 4 suprotno od kazaljke na satu.

7. Jos uvek cekam da mi nepoznati bogatas iz Boukistana prebaci milijardu boukistanskih zlatnika i Nokiu koju sam zaradio saljuci mail u Ericsson.

8. Spasio sam bar 2 endemske ugrozene vrste kratkorepih Beloruskih veverica.

9. Procitao sam svih 25 tomova sabranih dela Dalaj-Lame i skupio 4690 godina mira i blagostanja.


Jos jednom, HVALA SVIMA!


VAZNO: ako ovaj mail ne prosledite u sledecih 20 sekundi na barem 850 email adresa, svemirski dinosaur ce doci i pojesti  vas i vasu porodicu skupa s malom Amy Bruce koja je opet u bolnici!
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: mercedes on January 13, 2010, 01:53:54 PM
Quote from: taki on January 13, 2010, 09:45:24 AM
Lepo je. I veoma pojednostavljeno. Bilo bi lepo da ljudi ovako mogu da funkcionisu, nazalost negde se zagubimo i zaboravimo...


da podvucem :)
Title: Re: Jako mi se dopalo
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2010, 01:56:25 PM
Haha, dobar je i ovaj