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ko kara ovu svedjanku?

Verovatno neki odlikas.

Bar je do jaja!!!    xjap

Da mi ponude 1 noc sa Bar a da posle moram godinu dana da apstiniram prihvatio bih. Easy call! sto bi rekli za pokerovim stolem.


Setih se sad, pre desetak godina, sedimo Dusan i ja u njegovim kolima pred njeogovom zgradom i izlazi komsinica da baci djubre, jedno 45, ali dobra, MILF all the way. I pitam ja Dusana da li bi pristao jednu noc da spava sa njom, a da posle ne sme pola godine da spava sa Snezanom (njegovom zenom). Dusan kaze "pa naravno". Ja ga pitao "a sta bi posle rekao Snezani, zasto nemate seks?", a Dusan ce na to "samo ti sredi sa gospodjom, a ostavi meni da sredim sa Snezanom"   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

А колико често иначе има секс са Снежаном?  :mrgreen:

ko..?

Ta Bar je neka zesca smaracica.

aj na pref,
jos posata (pa idi spavaj:)...

Quote from: Pareski do on October 07, 2012, 11:24:02 PM
А колико често иначе има секс са Снежаном?  :mrgreen:

To je bilo pre vise od 10 godina, ne znam, verovatno ne preterano cesto.

Dusana je inace jednom jedna africka prostitutka u Red Lightu bukvalno uvukla u svoj booth. Bio se nesmotreno priblizio tom delu gde su one i jedna od njih pocela da vice "hey nice boy, nice boy" on se okrene, ona iza njega i poce da ga vuce unutra. On joj rekao da nema para, ona kaze da kod nje moze za 25 guldenda. Tada je regularna cena za 15 min bila 50 guldena kod vecine devojaka, kod africanki vecinom 35. On kaze nema toliko. Pita ona koliko ima i Duksi istrese dzepove za celih 7.75 guldena.
Ona kaze ok, pokupi novac i pocne da ga skida.

Bio u Amsterdamu pre par nedelja, Duksi i ja opet isli u nasu tradicionalnu setnju kroz Red Light i prisecali se starih dana, pre vise od 20 godina kako smo tamo svaki boziji vecer defilirali po nekoliko sati bez para, samo gledali i posmatrali.

Jedna stvar koju volim u Amsterdamu je da se nije mnogo promenio. Gomila malih prodavnica i drugih biznisa kojih se secam od pre preko 20 godina su jos tamo, na istom mestu. Ovde u Pragu, pogotovo poslednjih par godina nista ne moze da opstane. Svakih par meseci se menjaju prodavnice/restorani/frizeri itd.

Quote from: Ivan_D on October 08, 2012, 09:34:38 AM

Quote from: Pareski do on October 07, 2012, 11:24:02 PM
А колико често иначе има секс са Снежаном?  :mrgreen:

To je bilo pre vise od 10 godina, ne znam, verovatno ne preterano cesto.

Погрешно си поставио своју опкладу  :)

(http://www.albundy.net/marriedaniac/ate/script/106-i13.jpg)

Nemoj ovo kao kad smo mi bili pre tako nesto slicno desetak godina na jednom rodjendanu. Deca se rastrcala po livadi/parku , a roditelji oko rostilja i stolova se zapricali pa izmedju ostalog neko pomenuo i to retko/cesto/preterano cesto  xfoht. Kad smo zmu i ja culi sta neki ljudi smatraju preterano cestim , samo smo se pogledali  xsmlove2  xrofl, posle se na putu kuci smejali tome sta je nekim ljudima preterano cesto.

QuoteKad smo zmu i ja culi sta neki ljudi smatraju preterano cestim , samo smo se pogledali  mi se volimooo  ROFL, posle se na putu kuci smejali tome sta je nekim ljudima preterano cesto.

Ne znam da li ima ista tako neukusno kao hvaliti se stvarima iz intimnog zivota.   xrepuke

Quote from: Ivan_D on October 08, 2012, 08:07:41 PM

QuoteKad smo zmu i ja culi sta neki ljudi smatraju preterano cestim , samo smo se pogledali  mi se volimooo  ROFL, posle se na putu kuci smejali tome sta je nekim ljudima preterano cesto.

Ne znam da li ima ista tako neukusno kao hvaliti se stvarima iz intimnog zivota.   xrepuke

xrofl
Pazi ko mi kaze

"Korila koza ovcu sto joj se dupe vidi" :mrgreen:

omg this is so funny
Korila koza ovcu sto je digla rep pa joj se vidi nesto tamo  :oops: xrofl

Quote from: Hate mail on October 08, 2012, 09:00:40 PM
"Korila koza ovcu sto joj se dupe vidi" :mrgreen:

Da to, ljubi ga sekana pametno.

Btw Ivane, ja se uopste nisam hvalila, meni tako slucajno izleti misao, ja ne kacim svoje intimne "podvige" planski i ciljano sa sve propratnim fotografijama i snimcima ko poneki  :)

I don't get this.
Kakav sex ova prodaje? Da nisu sex tapes sa Leonardom, da i ja dignem ruku  :|

Quote from: E on October 08, 2012, 09:09:19 PM
Btw Ivane, ja se uopste nisam hvalila, meni tako slucajno izleti misao, ja ne kacim svoje intimne "podvige" planski i ciljano sa sve propratnim fotografijama i snimcima ko poneki  :)

Није да немаш помало ту егзибиционистичку црту...  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Pareski do on October 20, 2012, 02:04:46 PM

Quote from: E on October 08, 2012, 09:09:19 PM
Btw Ivane, ja se uopste nisam hvalila, meni tako slucajno izleti misao, ja ne kacim svoje intimne "podvige" planski i ciljano sa sve propratnim fotografijama i snimcima ko poneki  :)

Није да немаш помало ту егзибиционистичку црту...  :mrgreen:

Sta se ti bunis? :mrgreen:

Quote from: E on October 20, 2012, 03:18:43 PM

Quote from: Pareski do on October 20, 2012, 02:04:46 PM

Quote from: E on October 08, 2012, 09:09:19 PM
Btw Ivane, ja se uopste nisam hvalila, meni tako slucajno izleti misao, ja ne kacim svoje intimne "podvige" planski i ciljano sa sve propratnim fotografijama i snimcima ko poneki  :)

Није да немаш помало ту егзибиционистичку црту...  :mrgreen:

Sta se ti bunis? :mrgreen:

Што ниси млађа и налик Ивану да качиш слике :mrgreen:

Pareski, letim za Moskvu za par dana. Imam dogovoreno prva dva dana sa ksn1, a druga dva sa ksn2. Jedino mi je jedan dan problem gde postoji time-overlap od nekoliko sati. Treba nesto smisliti. Znaju one jedna za drugu, ali ipak nije u redu da bude ocigledno.  ;)  :)

Pa sto ne bi uradili a three-way tih nekoliko sati?

Quote from: Ivan_D on October 21, 2012, 07:24:32 PM
Pareski, letim za Moskvu za par dana. Imam dogovoreno prva dva dana sa ksn1, a druga dva sa ksn2. Jedino mi je jedan dan problem gde postoji time-overlap od nekoliko sati. Treba nesto smisliti. Znaju one jedna za drugu, ali ipak nije u redu da bude ocigledno.  ;)  :)

1) То што предлаже Хејт, ако не успе

2) Дај предност првој пошто она не добија растанак на аеродрому а женски пол се баш ложи на то...

Nije da ne bih znao kako to da izvedem, ili makar da pokusam, ali sto bi rekla moja zena svojoj prijateljici Alli pre jedno 7-8 godina kad je Alla jednom nesto u tom smislu pomenula (da se premestimo svo troje u spavacu sobu jer je film (koji smo gledali) dosadan) - "Ivan nema snage za to".  :cry:
I to je istina. Ja mogu jako dugo da izdrzim, ali ne volim da se zamaram mnogo.

Dalje, ksn2 je najdivnija osoba koju znam pa ne znam kako bi odreagovala na to, a ne bih zeleo da je povredim.

Inace sto se three-way tice nisam nikad bio sa 2 devojke odjednom (whores don't count), ali sam pre 6-7 godina imao dobru prijateljicu iz Latvije koja je nesrecno udata ovde, pa sam je jednom vodio u Amsterdam i tamo upoznao sa Dusanom. Sve je sjajno bilo tih par dana, nevidjeno smo se super zabavljali, pogotovo ona, mada je, iz nekog razloga, posle toga pocela sve redje i redje da mi se javlja, da bi uskoro sasvim prestala.  :(

S tim su jos bili problemi posle, ja nas slikao svo troje nekim PDA sto sam imao (PDA bio code protected), ali kad sam ga sinhronizovao s PC, tamo se napravio backup slika i zena to nasla. Bilo par slika gde smo sve troje, Dusan jos obukao neku njenu cipkastu bluzicu, straaaasno. Jos i video gde dobijam bj i zena moja sve to nadje.
Tada sam sa zenom bio mozda godinu i po zajedno i tvrdio sam da je to bilo pre nego sto smo se upoznali. Nije mi preterano verovala, ali nije mogla da bude ni 100% sigurna da to nije istina.

E, a da toga ne bude malo, taj BJ-video sam poslao jednoj drugoj drugarici (sa kojom nisam imao nista heavy) iz skole preko messangera. Njen muz (vec se tada bila razvodila) bio VP jedne major korporacije, verovatno covek bio tezak jedno 200-300M$, nadje taj video i rekao da ce ga koristiti u sudu. Pa sam morao da pisem pismo da nista sa njom nikad nisam imao. Pokusacu bas da ga nadjem.

Ha, nasao sam ga. Your luck is good tonight:


To Whom It May Concern


I was somewhat astonished to learn that my former classmate and good friend Mrs. Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx. is getting divorced and that a private video that I sent her over 2 years ago is something that might cause her trouble.
The video file in question is a short movie of me with an ex-girlfriend. The only reason I sent the video to Xxxxxx is that I needed her opinion and advice on how to handle a quarrel with my wife that had begun a couple of days prior to that. Namely, my wife found a video file (showing me and an ex-girlfriend in a compromising position) on my computer, and got very angry. The whole situation became threatening to our otherwise good relationship.
My wife is a very reasonable person and the fact that I had a video with ex-girlfriend didn't upset her as much as the fact that it was on our new computer.  What had happened is that I restored an old backup with documents and pictures onto the new computer and that video was on that CD as well and I had forgotten about it. My wife didn't believe me. She had questions when the video was made, whether I still was seeing my ex etc.

Around the same time a friend from school (Xxxxxx and I were taking MBA classes together for a year) had a terrible accident and had to be hospitalized for 6 months. Xxxxxx and I were often going to the hospital together to visit her and over time became good friends. We'd often get online in the evening hours and chat over MSN Messenger about our friend in the hospital and other things.

So when my wife found the video on our new computer and went berserk, I felt I needed to ask friends for advice. My male friends were not much help; they were amused and wanted to see the video without the intention or ability to give me any meaningful advice. That and only that is why I asked Xxxxxx for her opinion. Being that she's a woman, I thought she might be able to put herself better in my wife's position. I also sent her the video file as I really didn't think there was anything vulgar or distasteful about it and wanted to hear her input on that.
She didn't ask to see it, I asked her to. I also asked her to erase the file once she saw it, but she apparently forgot to do so. Possibly because I sent the file thru MSN messenger and it stores received files in its own folders which are not always easy to find.

The only reason I sent her the file is that I trust her as a friend and to be honest I find it totally bizarre that anyone reasonable believes it should be used in a divorce dispute.

Xxxxxx is a friend and only that. There was never anything beyond friendship between us. Not even a flirt or a hint of a flirt.
As a matter of fact, a couple of days after that episode with the video file, things between my wife and me got better and we conceived our first child soon after.

Not knowing who will read this, if anyone, I would like to add the following: Xxxxxx and I are both Europeans. Some things are just not that big of a deal in Europe as they might be in the US. This matter with the video file is one of them. Yes, I did send her a semi-intimate video of me with an ex-girlfriend, but that was it. There were no hidden intentions there, no agendas, nothing.
After all, if I wanted to approach Xxxxxx in a different way I would probably know better than to send her videos of me with my ex.


Ivan Dxxxxx

Dok sam trazio ovo gore, nasao neke druge tekstove, pa sam odlucio da vas castim. Ovo je cini mi se iz 2005, sa mog puta u Vegas. Good stuff   ;)


Day 1

Prague – Newark wasn't too good a flight. It wasn't too bad either, but the seats were narrow with very limited leg room. I don't think they adjusted the seats for intercontinental flights. The food was terrible, and my kosher meal wasn't better. But the stewardesses were beautiful, just as you'd expect from a Czech airliner.
I even got the most beautiful stewardess to give me her email address. I'm good.

The plane was full of Americans, it's been 7 years since my last visit to the US and I had forgotten that these people clap as we land. The funniest thing. There was this guy, an American with a Japanese girlfriend (oh my god was she ugly) and he was somewhat apologetic explaining her that Americans clap when a plane lands. He said he found it weird too.
I don't know what the deal is with these guys and Asian girlfriends. Seems they all lowered their standards when it comes to Asians and like there's only one requirement – she needs to be an Asian, nothing else matters. I've seen many fairly looking guys with some really not attractive Asian women. It's like the exoticism makes up for everything else. There are beautiful Asian women, like everywhere else, and there are not so beautiful Asian women, just like everywhere else. Go pick a beautiful one, you fool, I always say to my self when I see an odd couple like that.

I'll never forget when an American colleague brought in his new Thai girlfriend. None of us were impressed, but this guy Michael couldn't hold it back and said "Rod, let me ask you a question. You're a good looking guy, you got a rolex watch, you stay at nice hotels, drive in expensive cars, you're a man of high stature. How the hell do you go to a country like Thailand and come back with a monkey? Why not bring a super model or two? I know you could."

Anyways, I had to pick up my luggage at the Newark airport, clear customs, then left luggage with a first uniformed person I saw there and had to go to a different terminal to catch my flight to Vegas. Boy, was I nervous about my luggage. The lady insured me it'll get to Vegas no problem, but I had problems in Europe twice once year and I thought for sure it'll get lost. I even had to take a train to the other terminal, how the heck is my luggage gonna be there? But it was there when I landed to Vegas. Amazing how things work.
There was a 2 hour delay; I spent that time acquainting with other Poker Stars players that I met at the airport.  There was this guy Al and his wife that I know from PS, I remembered his PS handle and there was this other guy Joe with his girlfriend who said he was an American, but had a distinguish English accent. Has been living in the UK for 23 years he said.

Seats on the domestic Continental flight Newark – Las Vegas were even crappier. I think it reminded be of Moscow – Saint Petersburg flight that I took a couple of years ago. When it was time to serve drinks I couldn't help noticing this huge pile of Diet Coke on the trolley. There was enough Coke Light cans to sink a Titanic. And sure enough, out of about 150 passengers 145+ wanted the Diet Coke. Like it's the ultimate health conscience thing everyone knew and understood.  I was seated all the way in the back next to this big black lady. By the time the stewardess got to us she ran out of Diet Coke. "OK, I guess I'll take regular Coke this time" she said. Emphasizing "this time".
Like it's really gonna matter. 130kg and counting and a Diet Coke will safe her. Some funny stuff.

Then about 10 minutes later they started serving food. Not just any food, but cheese burgers. And not just any cheese burgers but the kind that you can buy at big supermarkets for about 18 cents a piece. If you buy a 100 piece package for $18 that is. It was surreal. 150 cheese burgers were wormed up and served on a plane. Now I understood why my Kosher meal wasn't confirmed for the domestic flight.
I was hungry by the time we got on the plane (there was a 2 hours delay) and I took a bite. And I had to stop there. It was bad, soggy. Disgusting. Not to my fellow travelers, though.
Why on earth would you serve cheese burgers on board I'll never understand.

Prior to my departure I got an email from Poker Stars with tips & tricks when I get to Vegas, and one of the things they outlined in the beginning was that I should tell the taxi driver to take me to the Treasure Island hotel by Swenson and Paradise. Otherwise they might take the high-way which is not faster but cost 7-8$ more. So, I got on a cab and informed the driver of my destination and the route he should take. His prompt answer was "is there any other route?" I said "yes, you could take the high way"
- "oh, I would never do that, I'm not a thief. Some taxi drivers do that, but I'm an honest man" he said. And then about half a mile down the road pointed at 3 cabs in front of us taking highway. He even commented "Thieves, I would never do that. It hurts the customers and it hurts the business in the long run".
By the time we reached my hotel the meter was at $13.75. I had spent all smaller banknotes at the airport and only had $100 bills. I handed him a $100 and generously said make it $17. He took the money and asked if it was ok if he gave me $80 back. Wow, I thought to myself. "No, it's not ok. It's ok if you give me back $83. That's OK".
"Well", he said "you see I don't have to carry more than $5 change. You either take $80 or I'll hold onto the money, you go to the hotel change it and come back and I'll let the meter run, and we'll see if you're better off".
I don't know why, but I agreed to let it go and I gave the asshole $20 for the trip. I was bitter. These guys are no better than the hustlers in Egypt or Turkey. Low level scams, nothing is more disgusting.

The room was nice, when I entered a goody bag from Poker Stars was waiting for me with their merchandise and stuff. Nice roomy bag with my name sewed on it.

I left my stuff and took a cab to the Rio where the WSOP main event is held this year to register. There's gonna be 6,000 players this year, so the day 1 is divided into 3 days. Luckily I wasn't starting till Saturday so I'll have 2 days to overcome jetlag, have some rest and look around.

Znas sta...

Imao sam ja svoje wild years, ali brate, ti si - Tito

xjap

Dear baby Jesus ovaj ne zaklapa ko vodenicki tocak, tri zene mu nisu ravne. Ko ce to da cita vise bla bla bla .

Quote from: Ivan_D on October 22, 2012, 11:52:04 AM
(sa kojom nisam imao nista heavy)

...Naser, Nehru.

Quotei zena to nasla

Posle je bila kriza.
Nego taj tvoj Dusan, odkako si ga castio pusenjem kod onog kurve, presao u X-dressere?

Hehe. Dusan, da nema mene, mnogo toga ne bi doziveo.  8-)