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SEDMI KONTINENT => Ostalo => Topic started by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 08:00:47 PM

Title: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 08:00:47 PM
Prica mi Dusan, vec par godina u banci gde radi, a i u puno drugih velikih i manjih preduzeca ovde, zahtevaju od njih da ujutru kad dodju kazu grupi/menadzeru nesto kao:
Dobro jutro, veoma sam srecan sto radim u ovoj firmi i drago mi je da sam clan tako dobrog tima. Danas planiram da uradim to, to i to i planiram da potrosim toliko i toliko vremena na svaku od ovih aktivnosti.

I onda na kraju radnog vremena slicno: danas sam uradio to i to, ovo nisam uspeo da uradim i mislim da su razlozi za to sledeci....

xrofl xrofl xrofl

Preuzeli su to od Japanace, od Toyote tacnije receno i postoji i japanska rec za to koju sam zaboravio. Banka je platila profesionalce da introduciraju tu praktiku i par meseci su dolazili jednom-dvaput nedeljno da ih nauce kako da to rade.

Dusan jednom rekao tokom jutarnje seanse da je nesrecan i odmah mu lupili crticu, pozvali ga na razgovor posle toga da bolje razumeju razloge njegove nesrece i pitali ga kako misli da ce se to odraziti na njegov posao ako je nesrecan, te da oni zele da stvore uslovi da zaposleni budu srecni, a ako dugotrajno nije srecan da je bolje da ode.   xrofl xrofl xrofl

I odonda je uglavnom srecan i dobro raspolozen.   :mrgreen:

A kaze mi i pre nekoliko godina dok jos nisu institucijalizovali te seanse i napravili od toga rutinsku stvar, su imali par puta team building nedeljno gde su morali da igraju neke lude igre, da pricaju kako planiraju da rade na networking-u i slicno.
I onda imas coveka od 50 godina koji mora mrtav ozbiljan da prica nekom team-leaderu od 30 kako je prosli vikend bio sa porodicom na pikniku, pored njih je bila jedna druga porodica ciji otac radi za Citroen i oni su posle par sati price razmenili visit kartice i to se sigurno nece zavrsiti na tome, vec ce u buducnosti sigurno naci nacin kako mogu profesionalno jedan drugom nesto da znace.

Jedino mogu da kazem da mi je predrago sto nisam deo tog sveta.   xfuck5
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 08:30:19 PM
1. Dusan, the petty thief and gambler, radi u banci?

2. Sta je to "institucijalizovali"?

3. Sta je to "odonda"?

4. Ja za ovakve gluposti nikad "dosad" nisam cuo. Hvala na update-u iz EUSSR.

5. Holandija je pala u PC ropstvo. Posavetuj prijatelja da se premesti na neku slobodnu teritoriju.

6. Da li je Dusan tek tu skoro poceo da (stvarno nesto) radi?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pijanista on July 26, 2014, 08:35:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toyota_Way (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Toyota_Way) cilj je da se poboljsa produktivnost i smanje muda (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muda_(Japanese_term))
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 08:35:39 PM
Dusan radi u (toj) banci vec 14 godina.

Nisam ni ja cuo za to do danas. Isto kao sto nisam bio cuo ni za $1 brownie = 2 hrs overtime dok ti nisi ispricao.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 08:41:30 PM
Ja to ispricao?

Kad?

Gde?

Jesi li siguran da ti je to neko uopste ispricao, jer tek to nisam "dosad" nikad cuo, ili si samo sanjao?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on July 26, 2014, 08:44:57 PM
bas citam vrli novi svijet.


nastavi sa dsikusijom
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on July 26, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
Ivan_D   08:43:59 PM   Viewing the results of a search.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:02:23 PM
Sta li ce da izbunari i onda pokusa da nam poturi ovde... Probisvet jedan.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
 :mrgreen:

Trazio Dusana, da li sam jos pre pominjao da radi u banci.

On radi u trading department, ali verovatno na nekoj nevaznoj funkciji jer zaradjuje 2300 eura cisto, a primera radi onaj Slovak u Pragu zaradjuje 8k u istom departmentu, druga banka doduse. But then again, Dusan izgubi 500-600 mesecno u proseku kockajuci se, tako da sve izadje na isto.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:08:54 PM
Sta je to trading department?

Da li si mislio investment bank/broker-dealer/proprietary trading desk?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:10:32 PM
2,300 x 12 = 27,600 evra godisnje.

Not good.

IT Help Desk?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:12:42 PM
Ne znam. Mada, da, pominje ponekad dealer room / trading desk i sl.

QuoteIT Help Desk?

Ne bre, Dusan ne zna holandski.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Mirabella on July 26, 2014, 09:13:44 PM
Na kom jeziku radi?!
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:14:35 PM
Pa na holandskom. Htedoh reci lose govori holandski da bi radio kao tech support
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:17:33 PM
A dobro govori da bi trgovao hartijama od vrednosti i/ili valutama??
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:20:45 PM
Ovde je i trading support pozicija (22 year old kid straight out of college, full time ili summer intern) bolje placena.

To njegovo je $37,000/year a to je pola od plate mediocre bank/desk/product trade support posla ovde (za dete).
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:28:07 PM
On ne trguje, samo je na tom odeljenju. Ne znam tacno sta radi, verovatno nesto vrlo nevazno, ali, eto, ne mogu da ga se otarase.

2300 zaradjuje netto. Bruto verovatno 3500-4000. Sumnjam da klinac od 22 godine zaradjuje $6500 cisto mesecno, cak iako je NYC u pitanju. Mozda gross.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:34:03 PM
QuoteDusan, a gambler, radi u banci?

So? Look: https://www.gamblingtherapy.org/en/end-and-beginning (https://www.gamblingtherapy.org/en/end-and-beginning)

Hi, my name is Jack Wilson and I'm a compulsive gambler. The worst day of my life was 2/22/12. I had lost $40K over an 8 hour gambling binge. It was my school loan. It was absolute rock bottom. That very day, I went to GA and over the next 30 days, I went to 27 GA sessions. I drove as far as 90 minutes to get to GA. I just felt like I didn't belong. I was somehow "better" than the people there. Ashamed that someone might recognize me and would affect my job. I'm a binge gambler.

I'm a financial adviser. I provide advise for clients on what stocks to buy. I've made some very good recommendations. However, I've never been able to make money for myself. I did not "gamble" until 11/4/2013, nearly 2 years later when I decided to buy some stocks. The stocks did incredibly well but I found myself immersed in the markets. Buying, trading, selling. For the next 6 months, it occupied all my thoughts. I was no longer a sane person. I had forgotten about all the lessons of compassion. I couldn't focus. I was irritable. Everything collapsed on 5/23/14 when I started what has been a 3 week sports betting binge. Everyday, I would spend every waking minute analyzing or watching games. I miraculously made $44K during this time, but predictably, I have lost $34K in the past 3 days. Money does not matter. I did not feel joy when winning and now, I feel relieved that I've found this website and I've lost.

What I've learned is that I can never gamble again. I've been a compulsive gambler for 15 years. It's been a hard road. It's been a tough road. I just have to start on my new journey, one day at a time. I don't want to go to GA. I will post on here regularly. Thank you for reading about my story.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:35:52 PM
Godisnje, covek.

Ja sam te njegove mesecne evre pomnozio sa 12 da dobijem gosidnju cifru i onda to pomnozio sa 1.35 da dobijem znaci godisnju cifru u real money novcu.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 26, 2014, 09:38:00 PM
Napisao si da dete zaradjuje duplo vise od Dusanovih 37K godisnje, sto je 74K godisnje ili oko 6K mesecno.

Ja rekoh da mi ne izgleda verovatno da dete od 22 godine zaradjuje 6K mesecno after tax.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 09:55:32 PM
That's because you're far removed from the real economy and the workforce dynamics and trends.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 26, 2014, 10:59:06 PM
Dobro sad, nije vazno, Dusan sigurno ne radi to nego nesto ko-zna-sta.

Ipak, sto se tice trade support (trader's assistant) poslova:

http://www.google.co.ve/search?q=trader+assistant+jobs+salaries&safe=off&oq=trader+assistant+jobs+salaries&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.3...5115.7279.0.7486.9.8.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..9.0.0.sUzazlaV7ck (http://www.google.co.ve/search?q=trader+assistant+jobs+salaries&safe=off&oq=trader+assistant+jobs+salaries&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.3...5115.7279.0.7486.9.8.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..9.0.0.sUzazlaV7ck)

http://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/assistant-trader-salary-SRCH_KO0,16.htm (http://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/assistant-trader-salary-SRCH_KO0,16.htm)

Posto je on izgleda znatno vise k svetu od tebe, probaj molim te da utices na njega da se pomeri ka trading operations in general, mozda kao trader assistant a ko zna, jednog dana moze da bude kao nas idol Jerome Kerviel!

To si mogao da budes i ti, by the way, given your undisputed intelligence and even the degrees you got from that outfit in Prague, nego to nije fino...

Samo jos jedno iz niza razocarenja koja si mi priredio...
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: baggio on July 28, 2014, 04:40:27 PM
Mislim da sam vam se vec jednom ranije zahvalila na smehu koji kod mene izazovete svakoga jutra kada dodjem na posao. xrofl  Niste ni ovog ponedeljka izostali. xrofl

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 28, 2014, 05:15:57 PM
He knows to tap me on weekends for the best kill ratio.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 28, 2014, 06:05:42 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 29, 2014, 02:25:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A9r%C3%B4me_Kerviel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A9r%C3%B4me_Kerviel)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 29, 2014, 02:34:50 PM
Uvek sirotinju strpaju u zatvor za sistemske greske.

Ovaj covek je dete frizerke i kovaca, a zaradjivao je u vreme kad su ga uhapsili 2000 eura mesecno (manje nego Dusan, dakle).
Ne znam kako ih nije bilo sramota da ga strpaju u zatvor.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 29, 2014, 02:37:23 PM
I da ga onako prevare za pare.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on July 29, 2014, 03:24:39 PM
i to    :roll:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 29, 2014, 03:27:33 PM
 8-) Jsi  :evil:...
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on July 31, 2014, 03:24:09 PM
Ivane, kako je moguce da se necega ovako beskorisnog/adding-no-value-to-society-whatsoever-but-extracting-value-instead nisi ti prvi setio??

JOS jedno u nizu razocarenja koja si mi priredio...

http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/30/technology/kardashian-app-game/index.html?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_t2 (http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/30/technology/kardashian-app-game/index.html?iid=HP_LN&hpt=hp_t2)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 02, 2014, 02:53:29 PM
Ja sam luzer + niemand, ne mozes od mene ocekivati takve poduhvate.

define: adding value

Even if you could (define it), associating adding value with profit making is a big mistake.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 02, 2014, 04:11:18 PM
Ovo sto ja radim generalno se moze nazvati i naziva se "optimalna alokacija kapitala" u americkoj i svetskoj ekonomiji ili, da pozajmim od starijeg i znatno verziranijeg kolege Lloyda Blankfeina - CEO-a Goldman Sachs-a: "I'm doing God's work". Recju, on i ja zaista pruzamo/provide/add value.

O ovome imam i napismeno ali cifra ti ne dozvoljava da to vidis (ima kome je cifra dozvolila, pache, te ko je i video).

Docim ja nisam ni tvrdio da adding value stoji u ikakvoj korelaciji sa izvlacenjem profita, osobito direktnoj.

Pa ovaj CNN Money link upravo govori o slucaju gde je ta korelacija fully inverzna.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 02, 2014, 04:19:08 PM
A priznaces da je to to: trange-frange, websites, games, sistemi za plutanje ispod radara, probisvetski, no value whatsoever, just extracting value for one's own self/burning air and proteins for the sheer fuck of it.

To je taj model.

Mozda je taj sto se toga setio i onda to uradio jos veci luzer i niemand no to ti, given the scale of his extraction accomplishment and the sheer audacity of its utter meaninglessness.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 02, 2014, 05:12:08 PM
Nisi to bas sve dobro promislio. A sumnjam da je tvoja ovarall contribution svetu/drustvu veca od moje.
Ono, istina, ti si bolji/vredniji drustvu u celini, ali u malim zanemarljivim iznosima pojedincima u celini.
Dalje, tvoj model je sustainable on a global scale, priznacu. Moj nije. Ali dok god obojica igramo within given rules, to ne moze ni da bude predmet rasprave.

Ono sto zanemarljujes (nenamerno, siguran sam) je da ti imas daleko manju vrednost svom direktnom okruzenju, tj. ljudima oko sebe, nego ja.
I ne govorim ovde samo o porodici, da ne bude zabune, vec cisto o ljudima sa kojima dnevno interaktiras.
Ti si nezanimljiv, dosadan i jeftin.
Ja, na drugu stranu, nisam jeftin. Kao direktan dokaz toga, danas sam dao 40 eura za sisanje. U Pragu placam 5 eura. Ali eto, posto nisam jeftin, nisam hteo da idem zarastao, proslo je 2 nedelje od kad sam se sisao poslednji put.

Si dao nekad 40 eura ($55) na neki servis? Ja jednom dao 600 eura za 2 sata servisa. Again, it's because I'm not cheap. Just gullible.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 02, 2014, 05:36:37 PM
I really enjoy reading poor people's diatribes and exposes on varying subjects.

It is well entertaining.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 02, 2014, 05:50:22 PM
Thank you for the money
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 02, 2014, 05:56:02 PM
Is that you, Shanee'qa?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Mirabella on August 02, 2014, 09:31:23 PM
http://www.movoto.com/blog/opinions/wealthiest-person-map/ (http://www.movoto.com/blog/opinions/wealthiest-person-map/)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pijanista on August 04, 2014, 07:47:53 AM
QuoteJa jednom dao 600 eura za 2 sata servisa.

Onomad u Amsterdamu, sat za tebe sat za Dusana?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 04, 2014, 03:14:53 PM
Anyways, pogledaj sta sve ja moram da radim svake godine (ovo je samo jedan od ko zna koliko questionnaires koji periodicno stizu u e-mailu od Legal & Compliance ekipe; zanimljivo, sva ta aktivnost i popunjavanje formulara nikako da zaustavi evidentno random kriminalne elemente unutar firme da skoro svake godine naprave neku brljotinu zbog koje em zaglave na sudu em mi onda platimo po 100 miliona USD kazni sto ovde, sto u Londonu, sto na obe strane okeana)...

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1.   Has your home address changed since January 2013?   

   
   Yes
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1.1.   Please enter your new home address & its effective date.   

   
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12.   If you answered "Yes" to any of questions 1 through 10 does your Form U4 and/or Form 8R reflect such information, to the extent such information is required to be reported on these forms? (if you do not have a Form U4 and/or Form 8R, please answer this question NA).   

   
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Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 04, 2014, 03:19:24 PM
A gle ovo (iz jednog drugog questionnaire-a):

Please acknowledge that you are aware of the Firm's policy requiring all employees to conduct themselves with high standards of commercial honor.
   

   
   Yes
   No

:mrgreen: xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: baggio on August 05, 2014, 03:55:48 PM
Quote from: Hate mail on August 04, 2014, 03:14:53 PM

2.   Are you now or have you, since January 2013, been the subject of any written complaints by Ivan_D?   



Non- stop. :mrgreen: xrofl
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 05, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
Pa kad me namerno cima preko vikenda; ludak.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 06, 2014, 01:50:22 AM
Inace mi je vrlo drag (kad bas nisam mnogo busy).
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pareski do on August 06, 2014, 11:52:40 AM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 02, 2014, 05:12:08 PM
Kao direktan dokaz toga, danas sam dao 40 eura za sisanje.

За шишање превише, за сисање ваљда није?

Смрт о смрт ошишаној латиници.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Daisy on August 06, 2014, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Pareski do on August 06, 2014, 11:52:40 AM

Смрт о смрт ошишаној латиници.


:lol:

lajk
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 06, 2014, 05:19:29 PM
Smrt, o, smrt bezveznoj cirilici.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 06, 2014, 06:16:14 PM
Šišanje, šišanje, za bj+hj sam platio 100 eura par dana pre toga.

Nego htedoh da napisem u vezi tog šišanja i kako mi Srbi stalno, uvek i podmuklo zagorcavaju zivot. Ovde u centru gde smo odseli sve je dosta skupo, pa tako i frizerski saloni. Ovo me je šišao junior stylist i to je bilo 40 eura, senior stylist bi bio 70, ali eto imao sam srece.
Salon neki way too fancy za moj ukus, a posto je moj holandski dosta los posle 15 godina nepricanja, odlucim ja da pricam engleski tamo da bih sebi stvorio komotniju atmosferu.

Baja sto me šišao klinac 22 godine, gay najverovatnije, a desilo se da je i taj dan bila gay parada.
Kosu mi oprala jedna devojka, onda dosao on. šišao me je dobrih 40 minuta i sve vreme sam s njim morao da pricam. Naravno jedno od prvih pitanja je bilo odakle sam.
Ja nikad ne lazem oko toga jer je bezveze, a i nekoliko puta sam bio svedok situacija gde su drugi, random ljudi, lagali oko toga odakle su i krajnje je glupo kad/ako se provali. Ultra glupo.

Ali ovo je bilo bas na gay pride day i baja koji me je sisao je bio gay. I kako sad da mu kazem da sam iz Svrbije.   :shock: :x :cry:
I promrmljam brze nego sto sam mogao da razmislim, "I live in" i onda dosta jasno kazem "Czech Republic"

I posle sam ceo dan bio ljut na Srbe zato sto me stalno dovode u neprijatne/nelagodne/bezveze situacije...

Napravio  sam cak i spisak evropskih zemalja iz kojih ne bih voleo da sam. Moja, licna, subjektivna percepcija. (bez zemalja kao Belorusija, Moldavija itd, jer sam te ljude jako malo sretao)

Lista, od najgorih ka boljim, obviously  ;)

1) Albanija / Kosovo
2) BiH / Makedonija
3) Srbija
4) Rumunija / Bugarska
5) Ukrajina / Rusija
6) Poljska
7) Hrvatska

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 06, 2014, 06:59:53 PM
Te dve extra zemlje mozes 'ladno da prikacis na 5) i 4), in that rrder.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on August 06, 2014, 08:48:08 PM
a crna gora?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 06, 2014, 08:54:18 PM
Ah, na njih sam totalno zaboravio. Bez ikakve namere da uvredim vas dvojicu. Verovatno bih ih stavio zajedno sa Bugarima i Rumunima.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 06, 2014, 08:56:58 PM
A razmisljam i da Srbe downgrade-ujem na 2. mesto. Stvarno su neverovatan narod.

http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2014&mm=08&dd=05&nav_category=78&nav_id=885015 (http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2014&mm=08&dd=05&nav_category=78&nav_id=885015)

Quote
Bio sam mnogo puta na odmoru na Kubi i mogu vam reci: Nema boljeg mesta za odmor i boljeg i edukovanog naroda. A sto se tice Fidela, genije koji se nece roditi skoro, moze pricati deset sati i da vam ne bude dosadno i sve sto kaze to je receno pravilno i sa razmisljanjem.

Svaka cast na izjavi!

kod opisa ovog čoveka dovoljno je reći fidel i sve je rečeno. gromada.

Jedan je Fidel Kastro!!!

Ретко мудар политичар!
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on August 06, 2014, 09:05:06 PM
mozda i mozes, ali je konkurencija zestoka.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 06, 2014, 10:33:56 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 06, 2014, 08:54:18 PM
Ah, na njih sam totalno zaboravio. Bez ikakve namere da uvredim vas dvojicu. Verovatno bih ih stavio zajedno sa Bugarima i Rumunima.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pareski do on August 07, 2014, 12:22:21 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 06, 2014, 06:16:14 PM
Baja sto me šišao klinac 22 godine, gay najverovatnije, a desilo se da je i taj dan bila gay parada.
Kosu mi oprala jedna devojka, onda dosao on. šišao me je dobrih 40 minuta i sve vreme sam s njim morao da pricam.

Шта ти је радио 40 минута, фарбао седе или вадио прамене? Јеси ли сигуран да ниси погрешио са дијакритичким знацима?  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 07, 2014, 01:21:59 PM
Nije.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 07:27:56 PM
Ivanko:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101934737 (http://www.cnbc.com/id/101934737)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:40:51 PM
Oh, good. That means you'll be able to leave more to them mooches you hardly know in Pantschowa
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 08:43:07 PM
Krajowa
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
Matadore, sta ces ti ovde? Zar te nisam poslao da mi napravis neki dobar playlist?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 21, 2014, 08:53:43 PM
Ne verujem da ti je matador video onaj post , ne znam da li ima pristup tom delu foruma .
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
Video je, video je, nego se pravi lud.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 08:56:56 PM
Vrlo si zao. I'm not a "first-year analyst", clownish youngster. xjestera
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:00:02 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
Matadore, sta ces ti ovde? Zar te nisam poslao da mi napravis neki dobar playlist?

Poslao si me po burek koji si umesio ali sam kasno shvatio da sam izigran jer ti vise ne radis takve stvari.
To nije fino...
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
Video je, video je, nego se pravi lud.

7k7, nisam ovlascen da tumaram tajnim prolazima ove mentalne institucije.
Koga ometam na terapiji neka primi moje izvinjenje.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
...neki dobar playlist?

Otkada je Hejt poceo da se sabanise na Muzici, nesto mi se ne mili da idem tamo.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:08:26 PM
Burek se ne mesi. Odmah se vidi da poznajes samo gotov proizvod.

Burek se baca (i posle pece). Not to confuse s regularnim bacanjem
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 09:09:58 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
Quote from: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
...neki dobar playlist?

Otkada je Hejt poceo da se sabanise na Muzici, nesto mi se ne mili da idem tamo.

Da, Hate je most embarrassing s Iron Maiden. Kladim se da je to jedina grupa koju je ikad slusao. Hate is a one item man. Martinke, vijetnamka, Iron Maiden.
If it serves the purpose don't fix it. And surely do not change it.  
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:08:26 PM
Burek se ne mesi. Odmah se vidi da poznajes samo gotov proizvod.

Burek se baca (i posle pece). Not to confuse s regularnim bacanjem


Razvlacenje kora, cini mi se.
Gde je sad onaj Dark Vilayet supljoglavi coban, evo teme na kojoj bi mogao da zablista?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:15:21 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
Quote from: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 08:46:35 PM
...neki dobar playlist?

Otkada je Hejt poceo da se sabanise na Muzici, nesto mi se ne mili da idem tamo.

Da, Hate je most embarrassing s Iron Maiden. Kladim se da je to jedina grupa koju je ikad slusao. Hate is a one item man. Martinke, vijetnamka, Iron Maiden.
If it serves the purpose don't fix it. And surely do not change it. 

Cuti, svakako bolja kombinacija od duge kose, nitni i sarenih hell-printova na majicama.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:24:47 PM
Burek se ne razvlaci. Drz' se ti muzike, pekarske radove ostavi meni. Testo za burek se baca.

Razvlaci se ono testo sto kupis za pite i gibanice. to ne rade pekare, vec specijalne zanatlije. U mojoj varosi radila to jedna albanska familija, njihov klinac isao u susedni razred. Jednom me mama poslala da kupim kore, bilo mi je desetak godina, nije bio niko u radnji, ja usao dalje u onaj deo gde razvlace kore i uhvatio vlasnika (oca od ovog klinca) i zenu mu kako se vacare i njoj ispala sisa. Odmah sam ga kod kuce bacio na nju i kad sam posle u skoli video ovog klinca smejao sam se u sebi i mislio 'kad bi ti samo znao'   :)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 21, 2014, 09:27:14 PM
Ivane!  xfoht koji si ti manijak   xrofl
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 09:32:46 PM
 :shock:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 21, 2014, 09:36:33 PM
He has no filter
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 09:38:03 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
Da, Hate je most embarrassing s Iron Maiden. Kladim se da je to jedina grupa koju je ikad slusao. Hate is a one item man. Martinke, vijetnamka, Iron Maiden.
If it serves the purpose don't fix it. And surely do not change it. 

But I don't desire anything.

A i ti bi mogao malo tako, klaun jongen.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:50:11 PM
But I'm unemployable.

A ti bi mogao umesto onim stranim ljudima nesto meni da ostavis.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Daisy on August 21, 2014, 09:53:37 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:24:47 PM
Burek se ne razvlaci. Drz' se ti muzike, pekarske radove ostavi meni. Testo za burek se baca.

Razvlaci se ono testo sto kupis za pite i gibanice. to ne rade pekare, vec specijalne zanatlije.

Alo!

ubosni se ovo što izgleda kao pita/gibanica, zove burek.

(http://bih-x.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Burek.jpg)

http://bih-x.info/vodic/kuhinja-u-bih/burek/ (http://bih-x.info/vodic/kuhinja-u-bih/burek/)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:57:29 PM
U Bosni je burek, cini mi se, uvek sa mesom. Ostalo su pite (pita sa sirom, sa zeljem, sa visnjama itd.)

Ja govorim o bureku kao sto ga znamo u Srbiji. 

(http://newyork.seriouseats.com/images/20110131-cheese-burek.jpg)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 21, 2014, 10:00:36 PM
That's a poor Serbian man's burek.

Burek je sa mesom (i sirom), klaun jongen.

Ja to nikad nisam jeo, btw. U stvari, mozda dva-tri puta sve zajedno.

Mnogo masno, bljak.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 21, 2014, 10:01:10 PM
Ja sam na dijeti, no suggar, no bread, pasta, burek i tome slicno... tako da nemojte vise
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 10:13:54 PM
QuoteJa to nikad nisam jeo,

Pa dobro, to je consistent sa "I don't desire anything". Ja burek obozavam.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on August 21, 2014, 10:17:57 PM
ovo u tepsiji je burek, no question about that. inace burek je uvijek sa mesom, a postoje i druge pite, npr. sirnica, zeljanica krompirusa. postoji i tzv. sareni burek (pravo da ti kazem, ne znam sa cime se pravi). ponegdje se burek klasifikuje i po nacinu na koji se pece (burek ispod sača).
ovo na donjoj slici je slagani burek, u ovom slucaju sirnica.
i da, burek se baca, a ponegdje i razvija. bar se tako kaze u bosni. kao, razvijam burek, nesto sicno kao software, samo puno komplikovanije.

ovo izgleda kao dobar burek (slaganu sirnicu sa slike ne bih pojeo ni da sam iz etiopije):

(http://visitmycountry.net/bosnia_herzegovina/bh/images/stories/hrana/burek/photos/burek_02.jpg)

covjek baca burek:

(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/10/31/10082349/City%20Fresh%20Market_Bojan%20The%20Burek%20Man.jpg)

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on August 21, 2014, 10:21:37 PM
QuoteJa burek obozavam

ako te put nanese u moje krajeve, raspametices se od bureka i cevapa.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 21, 2014, 10:23:09 PM
Quote from: matador on August 21, 2014, 09:11:44 PM
Gde je sad onaj Dark Vilayet supljoglavi coban, evo teme na kojoj bi mogao da zablista?
Quote from: tempo on August 21, 2014, 10:17:57 PM
ovo u tepsiji je burek, no question about that. inace burek je uvijek sa mesom, a postoje i druge pite, npr. sirnica, zeljanica krompirusa. postoji i tzv. sareni burek (pravo da ti kazem, ne znam sa cime se pravi). ponegdje se burek klasifikuje i po nacinu na koji se pece (burek ispod sača).
ovo na donjoj slici je slagani burek, u ovom slucaju sirnica.
i da, burek se baca, a ponegdje i razvija. bar se tako kaze u bosni. kao, razvijam burek, nesto sicno kao software, samo puno komplikovanije.

ovo izgleda kao dobar burek (slaganu sirnicu sa slike ne bih pojeo ni da sam iz etiopije):

(http://visitmycountry.net/bosnia_herzegovina/bh/images/stories/hrana/burek/photos/burek_02.jpg)

covjek baca burek:

(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/10/31/10082349/City%20Fresh%20Market_Bojan%20The%20Burek%20Man.jpg)


Ljubi ga majka (koju voli da opsuje)  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pijanista on August 22, 2014, 02:47:15 AM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 21, 2014, 09:08:26 PM
Burek se ne mesi. Odmah se vidi da poznajes samo gotov proizvod.

Burek se baca (i posle pece). Not to confuse s regularnim bacanjem


U burek se baca?
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 22, 2014, 06:07:36 AM
Sto masniji burek, kazu mladi narastaji iz dezele...
Hate?

http://mondo.rs/a653463/Info/Ex-Yu/Slovenacki-gimnazijalci-odlepili-za-burekom.html (http://mondo.rs/a653463/Info/Ex-Yu/Slovenacki-gimnazijalci-odlepili-za-burekom.html)







Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pijanista on August 22, 2014, 06:49:50 AM
(http://balkansnet.org/dzamija.jpg)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 22, 2014, 01:53:18 PM
HrvaCki tzv. premijer:

"Mi smo prošli jako puno i napatili se kao retko koji narod u Evropi, a s druge se strane stalno nečega bojimo, ili nas nečim plaše. Moramo se rešiti kompleksa koji nas istorijski opterećuje. Mi smo mlada, moderna država, članica EU i NATO i to za sobom povlači određene obaveze i određena neugodna stanja", odgovorio je Milanović."

http://mondo.rs/a720676/Info/Ex-Yu/Milanovic-potvrdio-da-je-Hrvatska-poklonila-oruzje.html (http://mondo.rs/a720676/Info/Ex-Yu/Milanovic-potvrdio-da-je-Hrvatska-poklonila-oruzje.html)

(http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 22, 2014, 02:32:53 PM
Pa tako razmisljaju i rade razumni politicari malih i nevaznih zemalja. U dobrim vremenima nastojis da maximize sta tvoja zemlja moze da dobije, u losim nastojis da minimize / mitigate losses i biras najmanje zlo i najmanje neprijatnosti.

Slicno i onaj Vucic pokusava da radi danas, samo sto on dealuje sa Srbendama pa je teze. Hrvati takve stvari lakse razumeju.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 22, 2014, 02:38:15 PM
Meanwhile NYC. Tanja, od skoro none-existent engleskog do funkcionalnog za 3 meseca. A to jos radi sa Rusima. Studira 3-4 dnevno sama, sto uz knjige koje sam joj narucio, sto sa apps na tablet-u.

Jes mi drago zbog nje  :) :) :)

(http://imageshack.com/a/img745/4899/LrXZhl.png)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 22, 2014, 02:54:26 PM
Ivane uopste nisi gentleman. Kako mozes da postiras privatnu prepisku na forum  :roll:. Seriously...
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 22, 2014, 03:09:25 PM
Opet si poludela? Pa ono, jes' 2 nedelje normalnosti ume da umori.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: E on August 22, 2014, 03:12:05 PM
Samo nemoj ti da mi pricas o normalnosti molim te.
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 22, 2014, 03:09:25 PM
Opet si poludela? Pa ono, jes' 2 nedelje normalnosti ume da umori.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 22, 2014, 10:17:49 PM
 xrofl

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/pimps-life-on-Instagram-785431 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/pimps-life-on-Instagram-785431)
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Daisy on August 22, 2014, 11:30:14 PM
Quote from: Hate mail on August 22, 2014, 10:17:49 PM
xrofl

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/pimps-life-on-Instagram-785431 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/pimps-life-on-Instagram-785431)

Pimpstagram: Sex Trafficker Left Photo Trail

Accused pimp documented his luxe life on social media site

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(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/dom.jpg)

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/1fendi.jpg)

Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 23, 2014, 12:53:30 AM
Typical. Negro. Behavior.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 23, 2014, 09:18:20 AM
Ima jedan Javor, Bugarin u Pragu. Ne znam tacno sta radi, verovatno nista dobro, a moguce da samo ima bogate roditelje. Uvek skupo obucen (and I mean skupo), skupa kola itd.

Imao on Porsche neki bolji i iznajmljivao ga nekom ceskom klincu od 20 godina za oko 4000 eura mesecno (100K czk). Ovaj mu redovno placao, sve cool i posle 6-7 meseci mu kaze Javore aj' kupi Ferrari davacu ti 200K czk mesecno.
Javor - quick math, good deal - pozajmi preko 200K eura, kupi Ferrari a ovog klinca uhapse isti mesec i posalju u zatvor a Javor jadan ostade sa Ferrarijem i dugovima   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: matador on August 23, 2014, 08:22:07 PM
Tvoje price su uvek poucne.
Nikada nisam cuo da neko poznaje toliko Homera Simpsona.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 24, 2014, 03:21:07 AM
Ivan knows a great deal of lowlife population.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 24, 2014, 01:34:01 PM
Verovatno si hteo reci da znam a great deal about lowlife population.

And I do indeed.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 24, 2014, 01:44:59 PM
I to.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Pareski do on August 24, 2014, 03:37:44 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on August 22, 2014, 02:38:15 PM
Meanwhile NYC. Tanja, od skoro none-existent engleskog do funkcionalnog za 3 meseca. A to jos radi sa Rusima. Studira 3-4 dnevno sama, sto uz knjige koje sam joj narucio, sto sa apps na tablet-u.

Jes mi drago zbog nje  :) :) :)

(http://imageshack.com/a/img745/4899/LrXZhl.png)

Her English is much better than yours.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Hate mail on August 24, 2014, 03:40:19 PM
Nije.
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: tempo on August 27, 2014, 04:45:41 PM
moj dobar drug fofa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oo50F7IgM


inace, laze da je u sarajevu naucio praviti burek. onomad sam ga ja odveo kod nekih buregdzija u zenici gdje je neko vrijeme isao na "praksu".
Title: Re: Vrli novi svet
Post by: Ivan_D on August 27, 2014, 06:48:38 PM
.