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Title: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 27, 2010, 06:28:32 PM
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Priručnik za pokazivanje kite na javnom mestu

Svaki muškarac potajno priželjkuje da se u javnosti skine go i šeta, klubom, ulicom, livadom. Priznao on to ili ne. Zašto? Zato što je svaki muškarac manje ili više očaran pojmom polnog organa - od trenutaka kada zažališ jer se ne vidi u erotskim scenama filmova, preko crtanja istog na koricama knjiga i svesaka, pa do onog trenutka kada prvi put ugledaš Roka Sifredija u akciji divljeg orgijanja.

Pošto potiskivanje želja dovodi do stvaranja manjih ili većih kompleksa koji se povremeno ispolje, što uglavnom nije dobro, tvoj prijatelj će ti pomoći da ove želje pretvoriš u dela. U stvari, tvoja je dužnost da pokazuješ falus drugim ljudima:

- mora neko i to da radi
- učinićeš sebi život zanimljivijim
- pružićeš priliku ženama da potajno uživaju u prizoru (iako to ni jednim gestom neće pokazati)
- nabićeš komplekse drugim muškarcima i tako nahraniti sujetu
- možda, možda nešto i pojebeš. Ko zna.

No, krenimo redom:

    1. Imaš jednu kitu, i o njoj valja voditi računa, jer jednog dana će i ona početi da odbija poslušnost - postaće bezobrazan i nezahvalan penis. Pošto ti nisi klošar već najnormalniji uspaljeni čovek nagnutih shvatanja i potreba, obrij svoju kitu. Delovaće masivnija, a i žene će shvatiti da imaš svest o higijeni. Ako si ekscentričan, napravi joj frizuru po izboru, ženama će delovati simpatično.

    2. Vadi ga polako. Ako na brzinu otkopčaš pantalone, pokažeš svoj ponos i pobegneš, ispašćeš plašljivi mlakonja i nećeš ljudima dati priliku da te jasno upamte. Imaj kontrolu nad situacijom - raširi noge, otkopčaj šlic polako, i sa blagim osmehom šmekera lagano smakni gaće. Pusti publiku da uživa u iščekivanju. Ne nadaj se aplauzu, ljudi nisu naviknuti na ovakve prizore pa će se pogubiti i propustiti da odaju priznavanje tvojoj veličanstvenoj močugzi.

    3. Izbegavaj mesta koja imaju obezbedjenje, možeš biti pogrešno shvaćen. Kreni sa parkovima i ulicama, i u početku ga pokazuj samo jednoj osobi. Nikako se ne skidaj u marketima jer će te snimiti kamera, i posle će šefica i radnice trljati svoje genitalije a da ti nećeš dobiti ni dinar. U porno industriji bi te dobro platili. Ako već imaš fetiš prema marketima, potrudi se da zadržiš autorska prava na snimak svog divnog polnog opštila.

    4. Biraj lepe gaće. Predlažem ti da kreneš od extreme intima, a ako te njihova roba ne zadovoljava, nadji belu italijansku svilu koja je medju ženama uvek popularna. Nemoj da je upišaš. Po seksi šopovima ima i kožnih garnitura, možeš svoju sreću i tamo okušati. Ako ćeš već ti da uživaš u pokazivanju kurca na javnom nastupu, učini i drugima užitak potpuniji.

    5. Nemoj da ga pokazuješ pred malom decom i u gej paradama.

    6. Nemoj da piješ brom pre akcije, negativno utiče na erekciju. Mlitave pimpeke ne žele da gledaju kako žene tako ni muškarci. Ako adrenalin posle petnaestog puta prestane da te roka, potraži neko sredstvo za dizanje u apotekama. Deluj dominantno i samouvereno.

    7. Ukoliko završiš na sudu i objave te u novinama, pokušaj da se izvadiš na muško razumevanje kod druga sudije, muški deo porote će te verovatno razumeti. Videćeš, vremenom ćeš postati ponos i dika svog kraja, onda grada, pa regije, a ako su te majka priroda i sreća obdarili, postaćeš prava zvezda. Onda se prijavi za ja imam talenat.

    Srećno.



Komentari:

Zapata:

- a jel da ga vrtim?


http://vukajlija.com/prirucnik-za-pokazivanje-kite-na-javnom-mestu/259589 (http://vukajlija.com/prirucnik-za-pokazivanje-kite-na-javnom-mestu/259589)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 27, 2010, 06:36:59 PM
Svadba

Uteha propalih fudbalera.


    A: Gde igra Pantelić?

    B: Igra na svadbi.



http://vukajlija.com/svadba/259626 (http://vukajlija.com/svadba/259626)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 28, 2010, 12:05:57 PM
Treći dan slave

Prilika da pojedeš ono što drugi nisu hteli da pojedu.

http://vukajlija.com/treci-dan-slave/125746 (http://vukajlija.com/treci-dan-slave/125746)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 28, 2010, 08:10:05 PM
Gorući problem

Tašta u požaru.

http://vukajlija.com/goruci-problem/260059 (http://vukajlija.com/goruci-problem/260059)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on December 28, 2010, 11:44:12 PM
Treći dan slave

Prilika da pojedeš ono što drugi nisu hteli da pojedu.

http://vukajlija.com/treci-dan-slave/125746 (http://vukajlija.com/treci-dan-slave/125746)
xrofl
"Surovi, uzmi jos jedno parce",  ajooooj


Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 23, 2011, 07:13:07 PM
Izvoli oboli

Реалан назив за све производе, на чијој полеђини пише:
- 60% хемија,
- 19,5% концентрат,
- 0,5% воће и
- 20% гратис.

http://vukajlija.com/izvoli-oboli/138575 (http://vukajlija.com/izvoli-oboli/138575)

тијана

јуче ја купила браво раух, од бруснице и нара и одушевила се јер нисам знала да праве од нара и читам - ууу, па ово је пуно воћа ... састав - 14% јабука, 1% нар, 1% брусница + 1,000 врста боја, емулгатора и арома. само што нисам исповраћала "витамине"

PhillJoe

mislis "srknes i crknes"?! :DD
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 23, 2011, 07:18:18 PM
prase slonče

Vranjansko pranje i tuširanje!

    - Što si radija do s'd?
    - Pra' se s' lonče!

http://vukajlija.com/prase-slonce/69385 (http://vukajlija.com/prase-slonce/69385)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 23, 2011, 07:37:12 PM
Ima iz čega prdnuti

Argument kojim se potvrdjuje gabarit ženske guzice. Rasno dupe, upada u oči i izaziva tesan osećaj u gaćama kod muškaraca koji čini da im prangija bude k’o držalje od čekića.

    - O sunce ti, pa vidi ti guz od te Serene!
    - Nekako mi je jaka...
    - Iha! Bogami, ima iz čega prdnuti!
    - Vala ima...
    - Kad bih je dohvatio, pušilo bi se k’o iz dečijeg ručka!
    - Bila bi to borba ...

http://vukajlija.com/ima-iz-cega-prdnuti/274282 (http://vukajlija.com/ima-iz-cega-prdnuti/274282)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: AFord on January 23, 2011, 09:25:42 PM
ni lektira nije ko sto je nekad bila.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 24, 2011, 04:53:43 PM
Pravo dobar sait :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 24, 2011, 04:56:15 PM
kurodlak

kad neko ima duže dlake od kite. Alternativan naziv je dlakokur
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 24, 2011, 05:11:03 PM
Kurje oko

Rupica na piši
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 24, 2011, 05:17:45 PM
Batina

Melem za budalu, privija se po glavi i leđima više puta na dan do konačnog izlečenja.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 18, 2011, 06:58:38 PM
Pulover

odevni predmet koje dete mora obuci kad je majci hladno

http://vukajlija.com/pulover/293427 (http://vukajlija.com/pulover/293427)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 18, 2011, 07:00:19 PM
Istina.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 18, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
Sta si prosuo?

Pitanje koje žena postavi mužu kada ga vidi da je samoinicijativno uzeo usisivač u ruke.

http://vukajlija.com/sta-si-prosuo/293435 (http://vukajlija.com/sta-si-prosuo/293435)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 18, 2011, 07:12:03 PM
Istina.  :mrgreen: ;)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2011, 09:55:53 PM
Cimanje

Kad uzmeš fluroscentni prsluk iz auta, obučeš ga i uđes u gradski.

http://vukajlija.com/cimanje/196955 (http://vukajlija.com/cimanje/196955)



Kalamunja: Е то морам да пробам! :) +

Lupus111: Ja probao danas :D

Mlata: I kakve su reakcije? :)

Lupus111: xaxa :D
Pa kad smo usli prvo je reka ljudi izasla napolje, nas dvojica ladno sedamo i skidamo prsluke a ljudi oko nas umiru od smeha. A fazon, svi vec spremili markice :D

Da objasnim: Дај леба вам снимите неко ово, па окачите негде.
Најбоље у двојци, трамвају, једну станицу пред Бајлоновом пијацом.

Lupus111: Мислим да је то најбоље урадити у деветци код железничке станице али кад иде из правца НБГ-а... Таман кад навале у бус, аутоматски се врате :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on April 17, 2011, 10:12:01 PM
Ti fluoroscentni prsluci su nesto (novo) sto kontrolori nose?  A u autu imas isti zato sto....?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 17, 2011, 10:18:33 PM
SrBsko celjade ne mora vise da sluzi tzv. vojsku (manj' ako nece; dal' ono samo dal' njegovi roditelji koji misle da celjade nece moci da se ozeni ako ne "vrati dug otadzbini") pa je za potrebe odrzavanja, kondicioniranja stocnosti na potrebnom nivou uvedena obaveza da svi makar nose u kolima tu djubretarsku uniformu...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on April 17, 2011, 10:23:32 PM
Salis se?!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 17, 2011, 10:30:01 PM
Ne. To je razlog.

Naravno, oni ce ti reci da je to zbog novog (novog novog?) Tzv. Zakona o saobracaju, or some such, but we know better...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on April 17, 2011, 10:33:20 PM
Ooooooo, tempura o mores....  :roll:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 17, 2011, 10:40:44 PM
Ima nesto i sa onim cebadima od neke folije sto izmislila NASA da pomori srbski narod... ili je to bio NATO... Hmmm...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2011, 05:42:15 AM
Sex Trafficking

Kad ti trafikantkinja traži "sitno 5 dinara", a autobus ti na stanici.

http://vukajlija.com/sex-trafficking/333834 (http://vukajlija.com/sex-trafficking/333834)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2011, 05:57:00 AM
Seoski parkur

Jurnjava za sudijom posle fudbalske utakmice, preko plotova, živih ograda, njiva, potoka i ostalih prirodnih i veštačkih prepreka.

http://vukajlija.com/seoski-parkur/333024 (http://vukajlija.com/seoski-parkur/333024)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2011, 06:13:12 AM
Incest

Zabava za celu porodicu

http://vukajlija.com/incest/333835 (http://vukajlija.com/incest/333835)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: slawen on April 27, 2011, 07:25:55 AM
Incest

Zabava za celu porodicu

http://vukajlija.com/incest/333835 (http://vukajlija.com/incest/333835)

 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
To ми је бре један од топ фајв вицева, оно "Брате, ал' јебеш, боље него тата" - "Знам, то ми рекла и мама."
 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 08, 2011, 04:37:06 PM
Metereolog

Особа која ти упропасти дан пар дана раније.

- У недељу хладно, са повременим пљусковима праћеним јаким ветром.

http://vukajlija.com/metereolog/340104 (http://vukajlija.com/metereolog/340104)



Holandija

Нормалним људима назив државе а само наркоманима назив вутре.

- Шта има?
- Холандија!!!
- Ооооооо браћола бацај то на папир па да се причестимо!

http://vukajlija.com/holandija/340107 (http://vukajlija.com/holandija/340107)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 01, 2011, 04:48:46 PM
Relativitet telesne težine (http://vukajlija.com/relativitet-telesne-tezine/259931)

Pojava vidljiva prilikom snošaja sa cupikama teškim jedva 50-tak kila, vižljastim kao mačići, koje prevrćeš po rukama, nosaš ih na kiti uz stepenice, obrćeš ih naglavačke za stojeću šezdeset devetku ... a kad treba da iz gepeka izvučeš vreću cementa od 50 kila da bi na ujakovoj terasi u Čortanovcima zakrpio popucali beton kičma ti puca i stenješ "Pu, pedeset vam majki jebem svima koji ste ga pakovali tako!"



Očiglednost (http://vukajlija.com/ociglednost/419729)

Kada je očigledno da će se nešto desiti.

Vidim babu kako ide u šumu sa punom rukom novina "New York Times",
baba ne zna engleski, očigledno ide da sere.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: AFord on August 01, 2011, 05:18:24 PM
odlicno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 16, 2011, 10:06:15 AM
Lupiti nešto glupo (http://vukajlija.com/lupiti-nesto-glupo/433355)

Lupiti veoma glupu osobu
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on September 02, 2011, 09:12:56 PM
Kalašnjikov (http://vukajlija.com/kalasnjikov/131239)

Детаљ народне ношње код неких народа на Блиском Истоку.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on September 26, 2011, 04:03:30 PM
Kasno Marko na Kosovo stiže (http://vukajlija.com/kasno-marko-na-kosovo-stize/279440)

A u zadnjih par godina, treba mu i dozvola da uđe.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on September 29, 2011, 03:45:08 PM
Dopičnjak

Јело у пекари које не знаш како се зове, а стоји тик поред пице.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on September 29, 2011, 06:06:54 PM
Ne daj Bože nikom

Misao sa kojom se svako jutro budi vlasnik kladionice.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on October 04, 2011, 05:12:28 PM
Molicu Ivana da prekontrolise pravopisne i ostale greske:
 :mrgreen:

Uputstvo za angažovanje prostitutki

Приручник, који поспешује шансе за стицање позитивног утиска, о овој наизглед радикалној мери за разбијање загорелости.

-Прва и есенцијална ствар, набављање новца. Не тако мала сума, у зависности од захтева обрадивог материјала, 50-100 јевреја.

-Одлучност. Да хоћу да јебем, и не, не трипујем се да ћу добити сиду. Не, није ми жао што нећу ићи ове године у Гучу, даћу паре за крљажу.

- Отићи на сајт Хало огласа и претражити појам "масерке". Резултати ће бити слични даље приказаном: Краљевска масажа ароматичним уљима, за господу. Код вас. За неупућене-Е, то су ти курве. Заокружи бар десет бројева, ускоро ћеш сазнати зашто толико.

-Окрећи бројеве. Већина ће бити недоступна или се друга страна неће јављати. Ако ти се јави неки бабски глас, спусти слушалицу. Таква се смежурала због бар двадесет година у бранши, од силних курчева који су кроз њу тутњили к'о турски шлепери кроз транзит у Бугарској. Кад ти се јаве оне са Горбачов акцентом, боље их прескочи. Пимпови су им зајебанији од оног неандерталца Валујева. Не желиш никакву конекцију са њима.

-Када убодеш број, гледај да будеш бар малчице дискретан. Е оћу карам, имам педес евра, дођи до Тополске 18, обуци тесне гаће и исполирај пичку "Фа" гелом за купање. Не тако! Сети се шта је Ричард Гир рекао Џулији Робертс.

-Постарај се да ти гајба буде заиста празна. Не желиш да ти у пола посла уђе кева, која те нуди Доктор Еткеровим пудингом.

-Не мораш да сређујеш собу, јер није битно шта ће она да мисли о теби. Нећеш да је водиш на Егзит, или да јој режеш серију "Пријатељи" на ДВД, него да је отрсиш за кинту. За лепе паре, примала би га и у свињском кориту.

-Нек те не хвата паника због изгледа рибе. Не знаш каква је, јеби га. Ако си толико загорео да убацујеш скупе жетоне за бамбусање, јебаћеш и Гордану Поп-Лазић, уколико ти баш она позвони на врата.

-Не допуштај госпођици да иде до купатила, троши се време. Такође, не упуштај се у разговор, сваки минут улази у цену. Платио си да јебеш, а не да расправљаш о блискоисточној кризи. Кaко уђе на врата, ти шчепај око струка и крени да кидаш одећу. Кафом ћеш је нудиш, само ако си луд.

-Прихвати њене услове. Само са куртоном и нема љубљења у уста. Одговара ти, немаш намеру да навучеш неку болес', нити да сазнаш какав је укус ките комше Миливоја.

-Ако вучеш пекарски фетиш, још од првог гледања акције Славка Штимца у Варљивом Лету 68ме, ето ти прилике да се сит сисурина намесиш. Уколико помисли да си настран, боли те курац, платио си јој.

-Уколико имаш пара само за један сат, обрати пажњу на период око 55ог минута. У том тренутку, било да си код класичне пенетрације или нодловања брадавица- ПРЕКИДАЈ. Зајеби то што се сва задихала и зацрвенела, зајеби то што си задњи пут јебо 2001. иза касарне у Топчидеру. Вади га из сонде, ако улетиш у други сат, а немаш кинту, послаће ти неке разбацане ветеране да те згужвају к'о рекламни флајер.

-На чепркање њеног ануса, и завршницу у виду ударња течних иницијала, белим фонтом преко њене фаце, заборави уколико ниси парајлија. Када се иживиш, испрати је џентлменски, као да ти је другарица са којом си седео на часовима природе и друштва.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on October 16, 2011, 05:52:17 AM
Jebem li ga (http://vukajlija.com/jebem-li-ga/477662)

Универзални одговор на свако питање без обзира из које области или које тежине оно било. Израз скраћује сваку даљњу филозофију која је код сваког питања неопходна.

Милош: Иване брате кад ћеш да даш испит?
Иван: Јебем ли га.

Радник: Директоре кад ће плата?
Директор: Јебем ли га.

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Превод: Јебем ли га.
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Post by: E on October 16, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on November 20, 2011, 10:10:07 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Проћи све фолдере и подфолдере добро замаскиране, да би се дошло до порно филмова.

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Auto koji ne sme preko granice.

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on November 27, 2011, 03:18:45 PM
Vanilin šećer (http://vukajlija.com/vanilin-secer/93499)

To je ono što muž/dečko donese iz prodavnice kad ga žena pošalje po prašak za pecivo.

- oba su vrlo česta u kulinarskim receptima, ali mnogima nije najjasnije čemu koji služi;
- pakuju ih u slične kesice;
- stoje na istom mestu u prodavnici, koje se nalazi van uobičajenog muškog trougla kupovine "hleb - neko meso - pivo".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on November 28, 2011, 10:10:51 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 06, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
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Негација из прве руке.

- 'Оћеш да једеш?
- 'Оћу курац.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Automat za širenje zenica.



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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 22, 2012, 06:05:19 AM
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Naći tipa, zatvoriti ga i žurka.



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Meri se brojem bivših/sadašnjih učenika na sahrani dotičnog/dotične.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 18, 2012, 03:57:22 PM
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Grejalica koja se nalazi u sredini polu-propale birtije.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 17, 2012, 03:23:06 PM
Skandal
Novine koje vest o porodjaju prodaju pod naslovom "Pokazala pičku doktoru".

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM
Muškarci su bolji kuvari

Јесте. Зато што не кувају да би јели, него ради чистог лартпурлартизма. Једном у сто година их прожме надахнуће и онда накупују намирнице у вредности пола плате па сатима у трансу скакућу око шпорета, витлају зејтином по кујни у маниру Џексона Полока, замажу 60 чинија и 12 шерпи од којих се бар једна запали, осам пута им искипи, исеку прст и на крају од свега тога испадну шпагете да се усереш.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 18, 2012, 12:57:40 PM
4x4

Oznaka na vozilima koja znači da se u njima jebe sve u 16.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 20, 2012, 09:51:51 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 27, 2012, 04:49:47 AM
Das ist Valter. Bus Valter.

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 27, 2012, 04:03:35 PM
Pas
Mesožder ali u većini slučajeva lebojed.

Jebeni genije

Genije koji je završio u zatvoru.

Apsolvent
Muž, na kraju bračne svađe. Sve je odslušao, još samo ispite da položi.

Pripadnici Al-Kaide
Једни од ретких који су престали са пуким дечачким фантазијама о близнакињама и урадили нешто конкретно по том питању.

Posle druge i kevi namiguješ

Opis veoma jake rakije!

Lupa recke viljuškom
Ivan_D  :mrgreen:

Srpski mastercard
Recka

Dan nezavisnosti

Praznik koji slave izlečeni narkomani.

Dupe-glava
Autoput mudrosti.

Stipendija
Odšteta od države za prekomjereno učenje

Ćutanje
Tačan odgovor na glupo pitanje.

Nimfomanka
Vazda joj neki kurac fali.

Đavolji student
Onaj koji u indeksu ima uglavnom šestice.

Šlic
Uvertira za Čarobnu frulu.

Volio bih da te naguzim
Кратак сиже целе дискографије Хари Мата Хари.

Bajtno
Ono što je osam puta važnije od bitnog.

Pančevo
Grad u kome se ne kaže "čist" vazduh nego "bezolovni".

PMS

Naziv usvojen samo zbog toga što je naziv Lude krave već bio zauzet.

Samo pičke bodu!
Reklamni slogan fabrike oružja Zastava.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 08, 2012, 09:40:30 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on April 08, 2012, 12:57:06 PM
Meni, odnekud, te Vujaklija-fore nevidjeno na kurac idu.

Seljak, sta cu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on April 08, 2012, 02:59:49 PM
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Ovoj domacici kanda malo zagorela pogaca  ;)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 08, 2012, 10:38:14 PM
Videli, kao i sve, negde.

Taj fazon je maznut sa starog dobrog despair.com, "demotivational" saIta. To je sajt onog phd lika koji je hteo da patentira ":-(" simbol pa da tuzi ceo svet za infringement.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 19, 2012, 10:43:34 PM
Topla dobrodošlica (http://vukajlija.com/topla-dobrodoslica/525332)

Način na koji se dočekuju vatrogasci.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 22, 2012, 06:04:29 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 22, 2012, 06:09:42 PM
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Riječi gazde stana nakon što mu provalnici razvale bravu na vratima.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 12, 2012, 08:43:29 AM
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Odgovor jako alavog halapljivca na pitanje radnika u ćevabdžinici "A šta ćemo od priloga u punjenu? ".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on May 25, 2012, 11:37:49 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on May 26, 2012, 10:28:26 AM
 :mrgreen:

da, da, hvala
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 26, 2012, 05:09:12 PM
Ummmm... Mi nemamo termocentrale.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 26, 2012, 08:26:02 PM
Nije "video" nego "vid'o".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: slawen on May 27, 2012, 02:45:45 AM
Sad me podseti ona zagorela domacica na ovu poslednju epizodu "Modern Family".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 27, 2012, 12:10:56 PM
Ne uporan nego tehnicar.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Osnovno saobraćajno pravilo na kružnim tokovima u našim krajevima.



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Свакодневно премештање ствари са столице на кревет и обрнуто.



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Prst koji postavljaš na pljesku, da bi ograničio veličinu zalogaja alavog čoveka koji ti je zatražio griz.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Graničnik (http://vukajlija.com/granicnik/580541)

Prst koji postavljaš na pljesku, da bi ograničio veličinu zalogaja alavog čoveka koji ti je zatražio griz.

Е, то је Србија у мало речи. xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 23, 2013, 12:58:53 AM
Ni kučeta ni mačeta (http://vukajlija.com/ni-kuceta-ni-maceta/650101)

Tužna konstatacija kineza koji je otvorio prazan frižider.



Izvlačili bi me iz nje ko mač iz kamena (http://vukajlija.com/izvlacili-bi-me-iz-nje-ko-mac-iz-kamena/635854)

Stepen jebozovnosti kojom određena ženska osoba zrači.

Quote
- Ne razumem šta se svi lože na ovu Enu Popov. Ništa posebno...

- Sine, pa ja kad bih se zavukao među one guzičetine morali bi vojsku i narodnu miliciju da zovu da me skidaju sa nje. Izvlačili bi me ko onaj mač iz kamena, njih trijes! Na kraju bi morali bobingera da mi poprskaju sredstvom za odvijanje korodiranih metalnih delova pa da popustim.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on April 25, 2013, 12:57:32 AM
 xrofl
Strahota
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 01, 2013, 04:24:57 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on May 01, 2013, 05:13:15 PM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on May 02, 2013, 02:19:19 AM
Sobata na kuku lele  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on May 23, 2013, 11:47:19 PM
E, al to je šef u Službi.

Bato moj.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 24, 2013, 01:29:03 AM
Jos stan...  :evil:

Upazi samo taj sluzbeni govor. Zapanjujuce je kako je sve uvezano u sistem opstenarodne odbrane i kako tu nema greske.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 24, 2013, 01:32:40 AM
Cim zinu ili uzmu plajvaz u ruke to bez ikakvog osobitog truda zvuci kao neka naredba k-danta, dnevna zapovest, sluzbena beleska ili kakva strogo pov. pisanija.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 24, 2013, 01:33:07 AM
A narod koji ima takvu omladinu...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: slawen on June 23, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
http://unija.serbianforum.info/t6p270-topic#9917 (http://unija.serbianforum.info/t6p270-topic#9917)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on July 02, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
deholtirana ne, dekoltirana da.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on September 27, 2013, 12:01:19 PM

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Mirisljava jelkica  :?:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on November 12, 2013, 09:07:48 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on November 15, 2013, 03:09:01 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: slawen on November 15, 2013, 05:47:02 PM
Shta je to aca lukas?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on November 15, 2013, 06:12:16 PM
Eno vidi sta je. Imas oci da gledas.

Ja i dalje vriskam od smeja kad vidim ovaj poster  :D
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: slawen on November 15, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Oh, I see. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on December 09, 2013, 06:24:57 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 16, 2013, 09:17:17 PM
http://vukajlija.com/reakcije/131639 (http://vukajlija.com/reakcije/131639)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on December 16, 2013, 11:22:11 PM
Ne znam da li ja nemam smisla za humor, ali su mi ove dve poslednje  vukajlija " fore" iznad bas seljacke i prilicno glupe.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on December 19, 2013, 07:43:09 PM
Oliver Antic - Oliver LittleAnt  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 20, 2014, 05:36:43 AM
Haha, sva ta deca koja se slikaju u kravatama i bez ikakvog iskustva ili znanja o bilo cemu detoniraju po srBskim tzv. medijima o nekakvim "projektima"... Radio sam vaznije stvari 1999., tri nedelje po prispetku ovde, od svega sto ti visepartijski ficfirici sada vec 13+ godina bombasticno sernjaju po "institucijama sistema" Uzurpatora Gornje Mezije.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 20, 2014, 05:53:42 AM
Seca li se neko Slobinog "Evropolisa". Sto bi vojvoda Bora Djordjevic rekao "Evropenis".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 20, 2014, 01:23:15 AM
Pa missim smrt, o, smrt "javnoj potrosnji".
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on December 06, 2014, 08:57:59 PM
Nije Vukajlija, ali lici
http://www.kappit.com/img/137155/i-hate-it-when-people-text-me-call-me-im-gonna-start-calling-people-and-when-they-answer-im/ (http://www.kappit.com/img/137155/i-hate-it-when-people-text-me-call-me-im-gonna-start-calling-people-and-when-they-answer-im/)

Zaboravila sam kako da nadjem link na samo sliku  :oops:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 06, 2014, 10:00:58 PM
Neverovatno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on December 10, 2014, 09:04:53 PM
 :D
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 26, 2014, 01:50:30 PM
Mosha.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 02, 2015, 06:20:15 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 03, 2015, 05:39:20 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 03, 2015, 08:43:18 PM
Ne zna se sta je postalo veca tuga i jad da li vukajlija ili twiter
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on January 06, 2015, 08:54:48 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 06, 2015, 08:59:15 PM
Ah...

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2015/thomas-gilbert-son-murder-hedge-fund (http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2015/thomas-gilbert-son-murder-hedge-fund)

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/nyc-hedge-fund-founder-killed-son-allowance-source-article-1.2066224 (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/nyc-hedge-fund-founder-killed-son-allowance-source-article-1.2066224)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 02:57:24 PM
http://www.cnn.com/videos/justice/2015/01/06/lead-dnt-kosik-princeton-graduate-murder-hedge-fund-founder-charges.cnn (http://www.cnn.com/videos/justice/2015/01/06/lead-dnt-kosik-princeton-graduate-murder-hedge-fund-founder-charges.cnn)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 05:09:44 PM
Kind of reminds me of this Bible story where this old guy was doing God's work and was subsequently murdered by his own son. Or maybe it was the other way around.

It was something along those lines.

Uglavnom cuvaj se dece svog brata Hate.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 05:19:19 PM
Maratonci - Testament (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5faYTmvArQ#ws)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 05:43:58 PM
On a lighter note, I found a dollar on the subway this morning.  :mrgreen:

Woo-hoo!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 07, 2015, 06:19:46 PM
A meni ispalo iz dzepa $ 13 juce.  :cry:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 06:32:17 PM
Where?? Where??  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 06:34:10 PM
Ja juce, bices ponosan na mene, ponistio platinum AMEX (a upravo mi poslali novu) i narucio zelenu.   700 eura vs 40 eura godisnje. Go figure. A doba je zla.

I sto volim Holandiju, pitala me zasto hocu da je otkazem, ja rekao zato sto je skupa, a ona umesto da pocne da me ubedjuje i prica o benefitima kaze "da znate i ja imam zelenu, i vrlo sam zadovoljna njome. A razlika je skoro jedino u boji"   :) :!: ;)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
Sad placas 40 evra umesto 700 ili 700 umesto 40?  :shock:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 07, 2015, 06:41:08 PM
Ja koristim samo no fee CC. Moja zena otisla jos dalje, koristi samo no fee plus kojekakvi cash back kurci palci. BEz nje bih bankrotirao.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 06:42:13 PM
Sad placam 40 umesto 700 godisnje sto sam placao preko 10 godina. Sto bi rekao jedan moj kolega "I've lived like a nigger my entire life".
But that is about to change now.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 07, 2015, 06:54:15 PM
Zasto je toliko skupo (700 Eura)?  Ovde 625$ za dve kartice (450 + 175).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 07, 2015, 06:57:27 PM
Sad placam 40 umesto 700 godisnje sto sam placao preko 10 godina. Sto bi rekao jedan moj kolega "I've lived like a nigger my entire life".
But that is about to change now.

Ko to tamo peva-daj pet karata (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDQK5SRQ-JI#ws)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 07:00:01 PM
A sto placas 40 uopste kad ima dzabe?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 07:00:29 PM
ovde je 700, a uz nju dobijes 1 extra platinum + up to 4 gold ako ti treba.

Za svaki potrosen euro dobijes jedan reward point (a za zelenu 1/2). Za te kasnije mozes da kupujes neke stvari ili da zamenis za cash, 10 eura za 2600 points. Sto je oko 0.4% rebate. Ja upravo zamenio preko 100K points za 400 eura.

Imas jos neke benefite koje ja ne znam / ne koristim. Jedino sto smo koristili i supruga i ja je sto su nam dali svakom po Priority pass za aerodrome. A posto cesto putujemo to smo dosta koristili. Mada su ti VIP lounges po Evropi u principu dosta lose, tako da ni to nema neku preteranu vrednost.

A i fin je unutrasnji osecaj (koji je verovatno samo to i nista vise - licni osecaj) kad placas platinum karticom negde umesto zelenom, ali prevazisli smo to racunam. A i nema se para. Pogotovo ovo drugo.  :x
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 07:00:34 PM
Zasto je toliko skupo (700 Eura)?  Ovde 625$ za dve kartice (450 + 175).

They gave him a special deal. (http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 07:10:19 PM
Nego tera me zena opet da idemo u Kanadu na par godina. Pijanisto nista mi nisi odgovorio na pitanja sto sam te pitao pre. Je l' mozemo makar prvo vreme da budemo kod vas dok se ne snadjemo nekoliko meseci?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 07, 2015, 07:15:03 PM
Zasto je toliko skupo (700 Eura)?  Ovde 625$ za dve kartice (450 + 175).

They gave him a special deal. (http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)

 :mrgreen: xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 07:41:55 PM
Pijanisto, oprez! (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=3472.msg84357#msg84357)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 07, 2015, 08:10:17 PM
Pijanisto, oprez! (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=3472.msg84357#msg84357)


ma znam, hehehe (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=3396.msg72769#msg72769)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 07, 2015, 08:54:06 PM
Sad sam otvorio ove nove sto mi stigle. Malo mi je zao, ali sto se mora mora se...

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 07, 2015, 08:58:06 PM
Samo dve? A za sina?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 09:21:03 PM
Mere stednje.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 07, 2015, 11:22:45 PM
ovde je 700, a uz nju dobijes 1 extra platinum + up to 4 gold ako ti treba.

Za svaki potrosen euro dobijes jedan reward point (a za zelenu 1/2). Za te kasnije mozes da kupujes neke stvari ili da zamenis za cash, 10 eura za 2600 points. Sto je oko 0.4% rebate. Ja upravo zamenio preko 100K points za 400 eura.

Дакле да би ти се исплатила годишња премија од 700$ довољно је да картицом у току потрошиш 150K евра и да све исплатиш на време у току грејс периода?

А ти си се питао зашто онај мали није хтео да прихвати твоје финансијске савете  :roll:

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Imas jos neke benefite koje ja ne znam / ne koristim. Jedino sto smo koristili i supruga i ja je sto su nam dali svakom po Priority pass za aerodrome. A posto cesto putujemo to smo dosta koristili. Mada su ti VIP lounges po Evropi u principu dosta lose, tako da ni to nema neku preteranu vrednost.

Priority Pass x 2 = 198E

Значи да је потребно да истрошиш 100К евра на картици (без исплаћеног цента у виду камате) да би изашао на нулу са годишњом премијом.

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A i fin je unutrasnji osecaj (koji je verovatno samo to i nista vise - licni osecaj) kad placas platinum karticom negde umesto zelenom, ali prevazisli smo to racunam. A i nema se para. Pogotovo ovo drugo.  :x

Немој зајебават?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 07, 2015, 11:25:14 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 08, 2015, 12:28:02 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 08, 2015, 05:18:08 AM
ovde je 700, a uz nju dobijes 1 extra platinum + up to 4 gold ako ti treba.

Za svaki potrosen euro dobijes jedan reward point (a za zelenu 1/2). Za te kasnije mozes da kupujes neke stvari ili da zamenis za cash, 10 eura za 2600 points. Sto je oko 0.4% rebate. Ja upravo zamenio preko 100K points za 400 eura.

Imas jos neke benefite koje ja ne znam / ne koristim. Jedino sto smo koristili i supruga i ja je sto su nam dali svakom po Priority pass za aerodrome. A posto cesto putujemo to smo dosta koristili. Mada su ti VIP lounges po Evropi u principu dosta lose, tako da ni to nema neku preteranu vrednost.


Ako placas 700e godisnje to znaci da je break even point @ 182.000e. A i posle toga na svakih 260e dobijes 1e... Nadam se da su ostale beneficije bolje, jer im points i nisu nesto.

Kod nas samoposluge daju vouchers za gorivo, mozes da dobijes 4c popust na gorivo ako doneses racun iz samoposluge. Kad je ta akcija zapocela bila je prava manija. Kad sam izracunala da se radi o manje od $3 ustede po jednom sipanju goriva prestala sam da ih koristim. Nije vredno zajebavanja.

Verujem da su uslovi za AMEX u Amerikama i u Evropi drugaciji, ovde AMEX nije dobrodosao. Naplacuje se dodatni surcharge za AMEX oko 2%. Mnoga mesta ni ne primaju AMEX.

Znala sam jednog tipa koji je imao nekakvu black karticu kojom se ponosio kao da mu je iz vagine izasla. Te vidju je kako je lepa, te ja kad dodjem pa izvadim karticu svi popadaju. Nije mi jasno. Ko popada? Zasto?? Ljudi koji nisu u toj prici nemaju pojma o cemu se tu radi, prema tome nemaju potrebnih uslova da padnu u nesvest od odusevljenja. Sto je najbolje moze ju posedovati svaka budala koja ima potrebu da se odrekne svojih para na ime clanarine tog "black card" kluba.

Svacega u Bozijoj basti.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 08, 2015, 07:23:24 AM
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Priority Pass x 2 = 198E

Priority pass je 2 x 400 = 800 eura

http://www.prioritypass.com/mobile/aeroplanee.cfm?sourcecode=GOOPCTABFPE&mkwid=sbhDmJ56w_dc&pcrid=55470471618&kword=priority%20pass&match=e&plid=&gclid=CKqfxLbsg8MCFeKWtAodjQ4AsQ#plans (http://www.prioritypass.com/mobile/aeroplanee.cfm?sourcecode=GOOPCTABFPE&mkwid=sbhDmJ56w_dc&pcrid=55470471618&kword=priority%20pass&match=e&plid=&gclid=CKqfxLbsg8MCFeKWtAodjQ4AsQ#plans)

Jos taj sto imamo mi mozes besplatno da povedes jednog gosta. Mada, za mene ne vredi 400 eura, verovatno bih dao 100-150 eura za to godisnje, vise ne.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Post by: tempo on January 10, 2015, 05:54:20 PM
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 10, 2015, 05:59:06 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 11, 2015, 06:31:50 PM
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Znala sam jednog tipa koji je imao nekakvu black karticu kojom se ponosio kao da mu je iz vagine izasla.

Meni je nudili pre desetak godina kad sam jedne godine potrosio preko 100K eura.
Godisnja clanirana 2000 eura, jos mi poslali sample karticu u nekakvom luksuznom pakovanju i knjizicu sa raznim benefitima. Posto se nisam odazivao zvali me posle mesec dana i pitch im je bio "ako zelis da ides u neki (bilo koji) poznati restoran u NYC (ili bilo gde drugde), nisi rezervisao a kazu ti da nema mesta, dovoljno je da nazoves nas i mi garantujemo stol u roku od pola sata. Posto me to nije ubedilo poceo da mi prica o nekim jahtama i ako zelim da iznajmim model jahte koji je vec neko iznajmio oni ce intervenisati i obezbediti mi jahtu koja mi se svidja. To vec nisam bio izdrzao da se ne smejem.   xrotaeye xrofl

Zena me poslednje vreme tera da idemo za Kanadu. A sa prijateljima kakav je Pijanista covek jednostavno ne zna na cemu je. Jos pre sam ga pitao da li bih tamo mogao da potrosim 100k na karticu a da me niko ne maltretira i nikakav odgovor. You got me on a pay no mind list?

Imam jednog kolegu od pre, Amerikanca koji zivi ovde, i pitao njega sta on misli o tome, a on mi kaze nije siguran za Kanadu, ali ako bih potrosio $150K amex karticom u Americi bez oficijalnog income-a (dakle nista opklade, casino itd), "right around January 15th - January 20th, depending on how long it would take him to process the data, you'd be sitting with your family enjoying a movie or a dinner at your home and all of a sudden you'd hear police siren and tires screeching and then a voice through a megaphone (i tu poceo da imitira megafon) WE HAVE SURROUNDED THE PREMISES. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR"    xrofl :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Umro sam od smeha.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 07:19:50 PM
Alternatively, you could get a job.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 11, 2015, 07:24:31 PM
Man, the hours I've put into GOTH... Haven't made a dime yet.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 07:25:36 PM
You don't say.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 11, 2015, 07:26:05 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card)

Centurion, aka Black Card, is a big deal, in the following sense:

The Centurion Card is invitation-only after an appropriate net worth, credit and spending criteria are met.[2] American Express does not publicly disclose the requirements necessary for getting a card except that the cardholder has a substantial net worth and they are a former platinum card holder.[2] For reference, the average Centurion cardholder has $16.3 million in assets and an annual household income of $1.3 million.

Naravno, potkrade se i greska u sistemu pa je ponude i Ivanu_D.  :?:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 07:27:08 PM
 :?:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 07:28:14 PM
I ko mu je taj "kolega"? Kolega unemployable?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 11, 2015, 07:33:10 PM
Beware of Amerikanci living/working in (more or less) developing countries.  Snake oil salesmen.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 11, 2015, 07:53:22 PM
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For reference, the average Centurion cardholder has $16.3 million in assets and an annual household income of $1.3 million.

Vraga. mozda prvih godinu dve kad se pojavila pa su je delili samo glumcima, pevacima i poznatim licnostima. Do sad je verovatno ima dobrih 50-100K ljudi world wide.

Ovu su stari podaci, do sad ih ima verovatno puno vise:   http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/american-express-membership-rewards/797170-how-many-centurion-cardholders-there-us.html (http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/american-express-membership-rewards/797170-how-many-centurion-cardholders-there-us.html)

Jos su super prevaranti. Svasta obecavaju i za tu platinum, a mene su nekoliko puta prevarili trgovci, aerokompanije i u principu svako ko je hteo i NI JEDNOM nije amex stao na moju stranu. Smradovi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 08:01:34 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 11, 2015, 08:13:46 PM
Nama se JOS NIJE desilo da Amex nije stao na nasu stranu, svaki dispute - kojih nije bilo previse - je bio razresen u nasu korist.

Ja sam znala jednog sa Centurionom, cowboy iz CT, oblacio se kao urban cowboy.  Imao je i kaubojske brkove.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 11, 2015, 08:30:50 PM
Sto se tice "more-less developing" countries Johnny nedavno napisao dosta dobar clanak. Nemate vi pojma koliko su Cesi napredovali.


I hate clichés. Don’t you? How many times have you heard ‘distance makes the heart grow fonder.’ Or perhaps ‘what comes goes around.’ Or even ‘action speaks louder than words.’ The list goes on and on and I do not want to get into that here. In any case, that being said, let’s get on with our story.
I am an expat American and therefore among a select group of people. After all, as far as I am concerned, one is not an expat until one has lived in a foreign country at least three years. Anything else is simply passing through. I have now lived where I have lived for the past fifteen years and sincerely feel that I qualify. In fact I have lived here so long that when I return to the states, I feel as though I am a foreigner and a tourist. As the years pass it becomes less and less a part of me. Friends that I used to have are still friends but seeing them is more bittersweet than anything else. It may sound cynical but for me it is more sad than anything else. Family is still family and nothing can change that. For that I am thankful.
I live in Central Europe in a small country called the Czech Republic. Ever heard of it? I don’t mean to be condescending but you would be surprised how many people have no clue as to where I now abide. Considering the fact that ninety percent of Americans don’t even have a passport, perhaps it is not so surprising. I remember when I first came here some fifteen years ago, it was a constant source of surprise for me. I used to lie awake at night asking myself what the fuck I was doing here. After all, I had left a life that was not so bad and did not have to run from my past. Well, it is hard to run from the past and one must accept the present and….adjust.
Unfortunately, the language is more than miserable. No matter how long I live here, it will be a challenge. If I were to live here five centuries I still don’t feel as though I would master it. And my accent would always suck. At least I do speak it more and less but it is still a consistent source of frustration. The truth of the matter is that people who know me understand me. But with strangers or with children I become much more aware of my inadequacy. I am given this blank look that is almost shock. I have seen it so many times that I am no longer affected or at least I would like to believe that. I actually know people who have lived here ten plus years and are completely unable to speak at all. That would be utterly embarrassing.
When I first came here at the turn of the century, the country was still growing and changing and still very much affected by the doldrums of communism. There was, however, a charm that no longer exists. The women dressed terribly, almost in rags with these horrible platform shoes that made them all look like hookers. But they looked great. The poorness of their attire did little to hide their beauty. Those days, unfortunately, are long gone, and the Czech people have adjusted well to capitalism and Western culture. Their clothes are now much more mainstream and now no longer so charming. And, if the truth be told, they are no longer as beautiful. They have become fatter and lazier. They still look good but no longer are they at the level that they once were.
Is this my imagination? Am I just making generalizations that have no basis in reality? I think not and I believe there is a reason for this which I will now attempt to divulge. When I first came here, there was a paucity of cars. People travelled by foot or by bicycle and they were in better shape. However, as time passed, vehicles became more and more common and the people became lazier and therefore fatter. Perhaps it is not up to American standards but it is most definitely noticeable. And it is a damn shame. Also, the best looking women left to the so called ‘greener pastures’. There are many Czech supermodels and they no longer live here. There just is not enough money or exposure. They prefer London, Paris or New York.

One interesting thing to note is the driving here. I can imagine that there are worst drivers but I have personally never seen such vehicular rudeness in my life. This is not an exaggeration and I can provide many examples of this behavior. You take the average Czech man and put him in his car and the personality changes like a Jekyll and Hyde. I am not trying to be amusing here; I am simply stating the truth. When on the highway and barreling along in the fast lane at perhaps ninety or so, it is more than likely that some idiot will go right behind you, tailgating at a meter or so and blasting his lights and horn. I can assure you that it is a most stressful situation and extremely dangerous. And when I mention that it is a man, I am not trying to be politically correct. It is always the case and always the same. And I still have not gotten used to it.
Czech people, as mentioned before, have adjusted to capitalism very well. In fact, they are very savvy. From years of having to manipulate the system and to scramble for whatever they needed, has provided them with the wherewithal to adjust to their current situation. And they have done it well and are becoming richer and richer and are being more and more accustomed to western luxuries that used to be unattainable. A growing middle and upper middle class is the result. It can be easily noticed by the cars that they drive. When I first came here, the predominant form of transportation was the Lada, Trabant, Skoda or perhaps even a small Fiat. Now, we are able to see BMWs, Mercedes, Saabs and typical other luxury vehicles. And the difference is so apparent that it jumps right out at us.
As far as service is concerned, it too has changed. When I first came here it plain sucked and any kind of service was both a shock and a relief. Boorishness and a general bad attitude pervaded. But, nevertheless, there was a certain charm to it once one got used to it.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 11, 2015, 09:08:08 PM
Jel' ovoga neko placa da pise ove inferior clanke?  Njega mrzi cak i da kontrolise sta pise.

"...I can imagine that there are worst drivers..".  "...From years of having to manipulate the system and to scramble for whatever they needed, has provided them with the wherewithal to adjust to their current situation...".

15 godina 'vata zjala po Ceskoj i nije u stanju da napise decent clanak (o Ceskoj), mislim sustinski.  As I said, snake oil salesman.  Nagledala sam se takvih.  Interesantno, svi uzivaju neki ugled tamo gde se nalaze, baziran valjda na osnovu pripadnosti nekoj od superiornih nacija.







Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 11, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
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Interesantno, svi uzivaju neki ugled tamo gde se nalaze, baziran valjda na osnovu pripadnosti nekoj od superiornih nacija.

Ne ovde, vec dobrih desetak godina. Pre 15 godina da. Trenutno ugled ovde uzivaju po defaultu samo Nemci. Cesi su brzo naucili da su vecina Amerikanaca i Engleza sto su ovde luzeri i tako ih i tretiraju.
Naravno, all else being equal je daleko bolje biti Amerikanac nego Ukrajinac, Srbin ili Bugarin, ali ne postoji vise automatska prednost zato sto neko govori engleski.

Ovo nije placen clanak, Johnny ga je pisao pre par nedelja posle gubljenja dosta para na kocki, pa je pokusao da se preorijentise na spisovateljstvo. Nije pisan stilski dobro, ume Johnny mnogo bolje (na zalost placene clanke ne mogu da vam pokazem jer ih prodajem ljudima koji traze izricitu ekskluzivnost). Meni se clanak svideo i oslovio me time sto sam i sam dosao ovde pre 15 godina i secam se koliko je sve bilo "lakse" za mene kao stranca koji je dosao iz Zapadne Evrope i imao nekih 15 prosecnih plata mesecno. Ja sam Cesku bukvalno obozavao prvih par godina.

Slicni osecaj sad imam u Ukrajini. Ovde not so much any more. Missim, mogu da odem manje-vise bilo gde, ali sta bih radio npr. u Danskoj ili Svedskoj, gde je skoro svako pametniji, vredniji, i u svakom pogledu bolji od mene?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 11, 2015, 11:02:11 PM
‘what comes AROUND goes around.’

Americki besprizornik. Kako je Ivan_D jednom podelio sa nama, to je lik/unemployable arhi-probisvet i deadbeat koji ceka da mu umru mama i tata u ostave mu nesto. Ti starci su valjda ziveli u jednoj od 5-6 najcuvenijih high-end co-op zgrada uz Central Park ali su stan prodali i odselili se valjda u Pensilvaniju; missim, djoku ce on da vidi al' dobro sad, damu ne kvarimo ugodjaj.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 09:05:07 AM
Baba i deda su mu ziveli u Beresford zgradi. Kad su umrli imetak od tadasnjih $20M je podeljen izmedju cetvoro dece. Tada je Johnny saznao da mu je jedna tetka usvojena iz Belgije pred ili tokom rata a je ona iz nekog razloga dobila samo $2M a ostala dece po $6M jer nije bilo testamenta.

Elem njegovi roditelji su imali mali stan na Manhattnu (80m2) koji su nedavno prodali za $2.2M i otselili se u North Carolinu u neko senior friendly mesto gde su kupili stan.

Johnny ima 2 sestre i buduci da mu roditelji svih ovih godina dosta pomazu ocekuje da ce na kraju dobiti oko $500K kad se sve razdeli.
Ja ga jos pitao je l' sestrama ne smeta da mu roditelji stalno salju pare a on mi odgovorio da im smeta i dodao "Believe me, they're not my friends"    :mrgreen:

Kod Johnnyija volim sto je maksimalno iskren, a to osim kod sebe nisam nigde video u tolikoj meri. On na primer uvek uredno prijavi kad mu roditelji posalju novac iako je vrlo svestan da nema niceg pozitivnog da roditelji izdrzavaju dete od 56 godina, otvoreno prica o tome kako ga zena sa kojom zivi maltretira, da mu ne da da koristi masinu za ves a nece da pere njegove stvari, tako da gace i carape pere u lavabou rucno, kako se u restoranu prema njemu neprijatno ponasaju jer je obucen siromasno i izgleda skoro kao beskucnik i svasta jos.

Gomila ljudi se pretvara da su nesto postigli u zivotu, stavljaju akcent na nekakve gluposti, prave se vazni kao da su uhvatili boga za mooda a u medjuvremenu stede na grejanju.
Not Johnny. On zna gde je i gde mu je mesto.

Od kad je prodao restoran pre 2 godine daje casove engleskog. Putuje po celom gradu i rastura se od posla za relativno malo para. Ali radi to i ne zali se mnogo. Ustaje uglavnom u 5, pola 6 i kuci dolazi, osim petkom, tek oko 7-8 uvece.
Ja sam mu nasao neke od najvecih klijenata sto ima.

Ukratko, Johnny je mega-loser, upropastio je puno, skoro sve sanse, sto mu je zivot dao, ali svestan je toga i ne pretvara se da je nesto sto nije. Veliki deo mladosti je proveo u Beresford zgradi, a sad je kako kaze hajzl-baba (baba sera), ali ne zali se preterano i sve to vrlo dobro podnosi.     xjap
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 03:32:12 PM
How disturbing.

*It's "odselili se".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 04:33:17 PM
http://www.cityrealty.com/buildings/top-ten/top-10-most-prestigious-co-ops-west-side/12 (http://www.cityrealty.com/buildings/top-ten/top-10-most-prestigious-co-ops-west-side/12)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 12, 2015, 06:34:04 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 07:07:49 PM
Bolje da ljulja nego da zulja  :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 07:08:24 PM
http://www.cityrealty.com/buildings/top-ten/top-10-most-prestigious-co-ops-west-side/12 (http://www.cityrealty.com/buildings/top-ten/top-10-most-prestigious-co-ops-west-side/12)

Ne secam se za koliko mi je rekao da su prodali taj stan kad su mu umrli baba i deda '92
Secam se da su imali 11 spavacih soba. Rekao mi je i da je taj mali stan sto su imali njegovi roditelji ima 3 kupatila.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 07:43:23 PM
Taj "Johnny" je, kako nam ga opisujes, veoma, veoma creepy.  :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 07:57:13 PM
Not at all. If someone's creepy that'd be you. But you already knew that.

Johnny je vrlo harizmatican, drustven, duhovit i ljudi vole njegovo drustvo. Otuda ima i toliko studenata uprkos tome sto sumnjam u njegove uciteljske sposobnosti.

Ja jedino sto ne volim kod njega je sto se 'grebe', ali on i za to ima spreman odgovor "I have no pride left, no dignity. It won't kill me if you say no and even if there's a 1 in a million chance I'll get something from you it's worth it for me to ask"
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 12, 2015, 08:05:14 PM
Upoznaj ga sa Dusanom....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 08:13:17 PM
Dusan vratio krajem proslog meseca sve sto je dugovao. Johnny duguje 1100 eura i trazi refinansiranje.   :roll:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
You not getting that Jonathan is a creep is highly disturbing.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 12, 2015, 08:34:44 PM
Ispade Dusan moralna gromada jebote....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 08:36:48 PM
Dusan actually has a real job, unbelievably.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 12, 2015, 09:12:18 PM
*It's "Your not getting..."

Pricao mi Dusan, pre par godina, vec je bio 20+ godina u NL, u banci gde radi outsourcovali customer service za to njegovo odeljenje u Slovacku. Tamo slali klince i klinke od 20 godina na 3 mesecni kurs holandskog i onda pocinjali da rade on the phone. (ne pitajte me kako jer holandski je dosta tezak jezik)

Elem, jednom Dusanov kolega Holandjanin imao conference call sa part tih cs representatives iz Slovacke i Dusan bio prisutan i na kraju razgovora Duksi primeti (vise u šali) "oni govore bolje nego ja", ocekujici da ce kolega da kaze nesto kao "odlicno govore, ali nikako bolje nego ti", a ovaj mu matteroffactly rekao "Ja" (da)   :mrgreen: xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 12, 2015, 09:44:39 PM
*Moze i onako.

A to sto je Dusan u takvoj situaciji je takodje strasno.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 12, 2015, 10:56:07 PM
 :mrgreen:

vukajlija error message screen (od pre nekoliko minuta)

(http://i62.tinypic.com/jrsbvn.png)

http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri (http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 02:06:49 AM
Inace, Ivane, mislio sam se da kazem nesto u fazonu "Otkud ti sa/gde nalazis sve te ultra-luzer karaktere" ali sam se namah setio one tvoje skaske o parama namenjenim za kupovinu automobila i na tu okolnost uvezane situacije sa Oksi u porodilistu i kako je u ocaju zagrilila dete pa sam se stresao (isto kao kada sam tu skasku procitao ovde originally).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 01:31:12 PM
(http://*Moze i onako.)

Moze ali nije ispravno. Ni gramaticki, ni logicki.

Sta je to "skaska"??

MW, Ivan, welcome to poverty    :(

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/538/OcRLhN.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 03:05:43 PM
Kojesta, poormeister-boy.

Nadam se da se oko toga ne konsultujes sa Jonathanom; on covek vidno pojma nema.

Buduci da si u srpskom (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=1040.msg77344#msg77344) (a i sire) u trenutku emigracije (20 leta) ostao kratak ja nemam instrumentarijum kojim bih mogao da te dosegnem.

I really don't like bashing you...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 13, 2015, 05:44:39 PM

Sta je to "skaska"??


http://staznaci.com/skaska (http://staznaci.com/skaska)

http://www.hrleksikon.info/definicija/skaska.html (http://www.hrleksikon.info/definicija/skaska.html)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 05:50:36 PM
Sehr komisch.

I onda se on nada da se penzionise u UA i da onda sa onom divnom zenom sadi krastavce i patlidzane u nekoj basti i zivi u kucici od azbestnih ploca i shljake iz odavno zgaslih USSR termocentrala od 200 evra mesecno (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=3459.msg81540#msg81540).

(http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 13, 2015, 06:10:39 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/710761/i-tata-bi.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 06:26:45 PM
Nemas ti pojma kakav je Lviv grad.

https://www.google.cz/search?q=lviv+city+beautiful+photos&newwindow=1&biw=1440&bih=693&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aWK1VNeeKcHuUq62hLAK&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#newwindow=1&tbm=isch&q=lviv+city+photos&imgdii=_&imgrc=L_BwtBi6SvMMDM%253A%3BaLV4tMVJf_SrvM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.studyinukrainetoday.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2014%252F08%252Fday_lviv_755_rizne_kraws_0169.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.studyinukrainetoday.com%252Flviv.html%3B640%3B395 (https://www.google.cz/search?q=lviv+city+beautiful+photos&newwindow=1&biw=1440&bih=693&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aWK1VNeeKcHuUq62hLAK&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#newwindow=1&tbm=isch&q=lviv+city+photos&imgdii=_&imgrc=L_BwtBi6SvMMDM%253A%3BaLV4tMVJf_SrvM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.studyinukrainetoday.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2014%252F08%252Fday_lviv_755_rizne_kraws_0169.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.studyinukrainetoday.com%252Flviv.html%3B640%3B395)


And they all look like Oksigirl   :)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10898225_10153485952624115_3229480976161267943_n.jpg?oh=bdf9a0a5dcb5f203a15942f4576d12a1&oe=552D3240&__gda__=1432649237_18d87b46e8d106933e2a0b40a8ba5709)

And I'm in no way odlikas, mind you.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 06:29:17 PM
Strong work, Novi Zemunski Covek-boy.  :mrgreen: :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 06:33:14 PM
Dodji lepo s $10M i da te bog vidi. Mozes da imas dobrih 30 godina pred sebom.   xjap
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 06:34:38 PM
https://www.google.cz/search?q=lviv+city+beautiful+photos&newwindow=1&biw=1440&bih=693&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aWK1VNeeKcHuUq62hLAK&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#newwindow=1&tbm=isch&q=lviv+city+photos&imgdii=_&imgrc=veLGsRT7biEAiM%253A%3BX1wSnfJAL6CRIM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.travel-images.com%252Fpht%252Fukra83.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.travel-images.com%252Fphoto-ukra83.html%3B700%3B525 (https://www.google.cz/search?q=lviv+city+beautiful+photos&newwindow=1&biw=1440&bih=693&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aWK1VNeeKcHuUq62hLAK&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#newwindow=1&tbm=isch&q=lviv+city+photos&imgdii=_&imgrc=veLGsRT7biEAiM%253A%3BX1wSnfJAL6CRIM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.travel-images.com%252Fpht%252Fukra83.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.travel-images.com%252Fphoto-ukra83.html%3B700%3B525)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 06:44:17 PM
Znas sta najvise volim u tom gradu? Sto me straaaasno podseca na detinjstvo. Svugde, ali svugde kaldrma kao u Zemunu pre, onda neka vec davno izumrla zanimanja koja tamo jos postoje. Npr ostrac nozeva/makaza. Ja kad sam bio mali u Vojvodini jednom za par meseci dolazili ljudi koji su imali onaj kamen za ostrenje namontiran na bicikl i onda ti naostri sta ti treba.

Onda, imaju prodavnice gde se prodaju iskljucivo vunice, konci i gear za tapiserije, vezove itd. Sav sam se bio raznezio kad sam to video.
Gomila ljudi su obuceni kao kod nas pre 40 godina, ima i puno automobila iz tog perioda.
U nekim stvarima kao da si se vratio 40-50 godina unazad.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 13, 2015, 06:46:03 PM
"pred sebom" -- cestina ili typo?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 07:03:02 PM
typo. ceski bi bilo "pred sebou"
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 13, 2015, 07:51:31 PM
Ivane, drma te kriza srednjih godina.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 09:19:08 PM
Izbegavas odgovor Pijanista, kad dodjemo u CND koliko mozemo da budemo kod vas na smestaju i hrani? 2-3 meseca ili duze?

Cini mi se da me je baggio jednom pozvala da budemo kod nje 6 meseci, E i njen muz nam sigurno nece odbiti gostoprimstvo, INI je takodje verovatno dobar za par meseci. Ti si nam najproblematicniji.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on January 13, 2015, 09:29:20 PM
koliko treba love za recimo dvije sedmice u ukrajini?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 13, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
vrlo vrlo malo trenutno. hotel od 4 zvezdice (po evropskim standardima, ne turskim) 50 eura dnevno, hrana po vrlo dobrim restoranima 2 x dnevno 50 eura

Ako ides preko airbnb mozes jos jeftinije da prodjes.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on January 13, 2015, 10:55:39 PM
vidim na airbnb ima zgodnih gazdarica.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 12:44:54 AM
Nego, Ivane, ne bilo ti zapovedjeno, da li bi mogao da nam nadjes ovde to o lovi namenjenoj za kupovinu kola i Oksigirl u porodilistu? Ja pokusavah nekoliko puta danas ali ne ide. Thanks.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on January 14, 2015, 04:41:40 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card)

Centurion, aka Black Card, is a big deal, in the following sense:

The Centurion Card is invitation-only after an appropriate net worth, credit and spending criteria are met.[2] American Express does not publicly disclose the requirements necessary for getting a card except that the cardholder has a substantial net worth and they are a former platinum card holder.[2] For reference, the average Centurion cardholder has $16.3 million in assets and an annual household income of $1.3 million.

Naravno, potkrade se i greska u sistemu pa je ponude i Ivanu_D.  :?:


Yep, sounds about right. Tip je pun ko brod. E, sad, njegov household income je neka sica, minimalni tax bracket. Njegove firme, trastovi, qrci-palci... To je vec Centurion Card kind-of-a-game. Mislim da ju je dobio preko znas me-znam te, jer ko sto rekoh nema shaje da ju je dobio na household income.

Tipa inace juri ATO (IRS na americkom) al ga jos nisu stigli. Ljukav ko ljisica. Steta sto nema stila. Mal' joj nije dav'o oral dok nam je pricao o njojzi (crnoj kartici to jest).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 10:22:30 AM
Nego, Ivane, ne bilo ti zapovedjeno, da li bi mogao da nam nadjes ovde to o lovi namenjenoj za kupovinu kola i Oksigirl u porodilistu? Ja pokusavah nekoliko puta danas ali ne ide. Thanks.

Si primetio pattern? Ti me nesto zamolis and i'm like 'gde ti okom, tu ja skokom'. you say jump and i say 'how high'.
whereas I ask you for something and I'm scorned at.
To puno govori o nama obojici, kakvi smo ljudi i to.

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/907/zfa03K.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 10:25:09 AM
vidim na airbnb ima zgodnih gazdarica.

Ja se spremam sledeci mesec na 3 nedelje. ako zelis da mi se pridruzis vise si nego dobrodosao. Dodji makar na nedelju dana da vidis kakav je nevidjen grad.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 11:44:10 AM
I know. I command respect.

A da li mozes da nadjes i na srpskom?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 11:49:58 AM
Nemam na srpskom. Nisam nikad ni imao. Ovo sam pisao Cameronu pre par godina.
 
Zasto ne spavas? Grize te savest?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 12:03:20 PM
Ne, zasto? (opet projektujes?). Rano sam legao.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 04:18:58 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_Card)

Centurion, aka Black Card, is a big deal, in the following sense:

The Centurion Card is invitation-only after an appropriate net worth, credit and spending criteria are met.[2] American Express does not publicly disclose the requirements necessary for getting a card except that the cardholder has a substantial net worth and they are a former platinum card holder.[2] For reference, the average Centurion cardholder has $16.3 million in assets and an annual household income of $1.3 million.

Naravno, potkrade se i greska u sistemu pa je ponude i Ivanu_D.  :?:


Yep, sounds about right. Tip je pun ko brod. E, sad, njegov household income je neka sica, minimalni tax bracket. Njegove firme, trastovi, qrci-palci... To je vec Centurion Card kind-of-a-game. Mislim da ju je dobio preko znas me-znam te, jer ko sto rekoh nema shaje da ju je dobio na household income.

Tipa inace juri ATO (IRS na americkom) al ga jos nisu stigli. Ljukav ko ljisica. Steta sto nema stila. Mal' joj nije dav'o oral dok nam je pricao o njojzi (crnoj kartici to jest).

На основу мог искуства с банкама и кредитним картицама (додуше пре 2008.) у Северној Америци рекао бих да баш и немају некакве критеријуме када је у питању издавање кредитних картица. То што начелно имају врло радо прекрше и нађу изузетак у корист давања кредита особи која објективно то не може да врати.

Maybe just a wrong impression or got or maybe it has to do with the Fed's Ponzi scheme called fiat money.

Све у свему не капирам људе који се ложе на златне, платинске, кентаурске картице све се питајући како је неко, па и Иван, добио исту?

Какав household income, какви бакрачи, па свако ко путем картице забележи одређени промет (и то све још отплати у разумном року) је циљна мета за још већи кредит. Што се тиче порекла новца и илегалних трансакција ту се банкарски сектор највише овајди, у дослуху са политичарима.  
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 04:31:12 PM
Pareski, na tebe sam totalno zaboravio. Tvoji su u Kanadi i dalje, je l' da?

You see, I'm busy networking here
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 04:32:38 PM
You people are not helping.

Ivan_D lepo pita da li bi u tzv. Kanadi moglo da se levati bez problema i bez komesanja u komsiluku* (also known as intelligence community*) na tu okolnost a vi Markove konake.

Stvarno ste neverovatni.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 04:33:14 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 04:46:48 PM
Mora da se pale traktori kako je govorio pokojni Monte. Ovde u CZ kako raste kriza i nemastina, sve su im vise i vise krivi za sve Ukrajinci i sve vise vole Ruse.
I to je toliko rasprostranjeno da ako se 5 puta provozas metroom ili tramvajem (ili odes u neko drugo slicno sjatiste niemanda) velike su sanse da ces cuti konverzaciju na tu temu.

Kanada izgleda kao dobra zemlja gde bismo mogli da se adaptiramo i gde bi nas prihvatili. Samo da me Pijanista ne izbegava kao kugu.
Pareski je medjutim ljudina i uzdam se u njega. Moj pravoslavni brat.  
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 04:46:57 PM
Pareski, na tebe sam totalno zaboravio. Tvoji su u Kanadi i dalje, je l' da?

You see, I'm busy networking here

У Квибеку, distinct society.

Боље се држи ROC - Rest of Canada - неће те смарати с француским, сепаратистима, кризом и осталим big easy глупостима.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 04:48:06 PM
Ah, covece ja sam zaboravio da ste vi iz francuskog dela  :x
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 04:48:52 PM
Mora da se pale traktori kako je govorio pokojni Monte. Ovde u CZ kako raste kriza i nemastina, sve su im vise i vise krivi za sve Ukrajinci i sve vise vole Ruse.
I to je toliko rasprostranjeno da ako se 5 puta provozas metroom ili tramvajem (ili odes u neko drugo slicno sjatiste niemanda) velike su sanse da ces cuti konverzaciju na tu temu.

Kanada izgleda kao dobra zemlja gde bismo mogli da se adaptiramo i gde bi nas prihvatili. Samo da me Pijanista ne izbegava kao kugu.
Pareski je medjutim ljudina i uzdam se u njega. Moj pravoslavni brat.  

A шта фали Русији? Ем ти је ближа, ем Рускињице, ем језик ем менталитет. Искрено много више лежи твом џабалебарошко-коцкарко-преварантском маниру. У Канади ће ти бити ем досадно ем неисплативо.

Come to Russia before Russia comes to you  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 05:04:08 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 14, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 05:18:33 PM
Nit' dzabalebarim, nit' se kockam (vec 25 dana i to bez ikakvih eksternih zabrana), nit' se bavim prevarantskim aktivnostima.

Ruskinjice mnogo volem, sto jes' jes'.

Elem, da znas da se toga jako plasim da bi mi tamo bilo ultra dosadno i verovatno vrlo neisplativo. Ali mislim da bi mozda detetu bilo dobro. Njemu doduse i ovde nije lose sto jes' jes'.

Ali voleo bih da mu dam internacionalni indentitet kao sto imam ja. On sve vise poprima ovaj ceski (ide za nama gasi svetla po kuci i prica kako mora da se stedi   :shock: ), a Cesi su dosta nesigurni kad nisu u svojoj comfort zoni.
Mislim da bi mu to Kanada dala.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 05:20:36 PM
(ide za nama gasi svetla po kuci i prica kako mora da se stedi   :shock: )

Rejoyce. I used to do that.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 05:25:57 PM
Exactly my point. I wouldn't want my boy to be like you.

Ucim ga da je bolje trositi vreme i energiju  razmisljati kako novac zaraditi nego kako ustedeti   :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 05:26:57 PM
It's either that or the life of poverty, funnyman.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 05:40:30 PM
Oкеј Иване, знаш и сам на шта мислим. Ти зарађујеш од твојих варијанти.

Русија просто вапи за тобом.

Канада му неће дати ништа што му већ Чешка, Украјина, Србија, Холандија итд. нису дале.

Плус што је Канада пооштрила услове за усељење и што ћете морати на некакву студентско-преварантску варијанту, а искрено кад се већ цимаш да пређеш океан иди код Хејта и Ксеније2 у Америку.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 05:43:28 PM
That's Tanya1.

I'm bad luck for couples. He knows.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 14, 2015, 06:16:42 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/710948/sta-bi-rekao.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 06:18:47 PM
INI prestani da mi kvaris topic. Otvori svoj topic za te slike.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 14, 2015, 06:25:51 PM
Pa ovo je topic za te slike.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 06:29:45 PM
Vidoviti Tomislav predskazuje ubistvo Zorana Djindjica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Z3G0D3x4E#)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 14, 2015, 06:52:32 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201007/14850/je-l-mozes-da-se-strp.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 06:56:28 PM
Jeси ли ти уопште отишао до канадске амбасаде да се распиташ или то очекујеш од ИНИ-ја, Пијанисте и Монтеа?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 07:05:22 PM
Mora da se pale traktori kako je govorio pokojni Monte.  

 :P
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 14, 2015, 07:23:58 PM
Vidoviti Tomislav predskazuje ubistvo Zorana Djindjica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Z3G0D3x4E#)

Pogledaj mu samo facu, gnjida jedna seljacka.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on January 14, 2015, 07:27:00 PM

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201204/477097/soma.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 07:31:09 PM
SrBski su glasaci izglasovali to za preSednika.

Jebem im majku.

Mentalno zaostala nacija.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 07:39:44 PM
INI prestani da mi kvaris topic. Otvori svoj topic za te slike.

 8-) xrofl (http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)  xjap
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 14, 2015, 08:20:43 PM
Jeси ли ти уопште отишао до канадске амбасаде да се распиташ или то очекујеш од ИНИ-ја, Пијанисте и Монтеа?

Huh, kad si pomenuo ono sa studentskom vizom itd mislio sam da se zezas. Sad sam vec zabrinut. Da li sam otisao do kanadske ambasade? Haha, very funny. Nisam, sta bih tamo radio? A nije mi cak ni na  pamet palo ni u jednom momentu.

Nisam razmisljao o detaljima, ali kad bismo odlucili da odemo verovatno  bih prvo nasao posao tamo. Tj. nasao bih nekog ko bi me zaposlio, otisao bih tamo na par meseci sam, pa bih onda doveo rodbinu.
Moras da prestanes da razmisljas kao siromasan covek. Vrlo si me razocarao.    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 08:24:11 PM
On pokusava da ti prokrci put do tvog cubicle-a u nekom auto dealership-u (see: pok. slawen) ili u nekom od Amazonovih warehouses u polarnom krugu tzv. Kanade a ti se otimas kao neko dete.

Nista; stay dirt poor.

Da si k svetu, da si hrabar za jedan umetnicki Oksi-zivot u dvoje te da si spreman da optimalno iskoristis em priliku em komparativne prednosti svoje nedogradjenosti bio bi working poor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_poor).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 08:32:45 PM
I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 14, 2015, 10:47:20 PM
Maybe you should consider Singapoor.

Don't thank me, kiddo.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 11:20:40 PM
SrBski su glasaci izglasovali to za preSednika.

Jebem im majku.

Mentalno zaostala nacija.




Уз свесрдну помоћ Бориса и Идола, Европске уније, америчких лобиста + саветника, Мила Ђукановића, Муамера Зукорлића, Уније послодаваца, Вучеле, Мире, СПС и Коштунице, белих листића онако на једвите јаде с 51% где би и то било упитно да је један из претходног списка изостао.

Ја стиснуо нос и гласао за Бориса пуњену ћурку Тадића по први, последњи и једини пут у животу када сам видео да круг двојке односно шминкерско-позерско бирачко тело БТ бојкотује или чак заокружује гробара.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 14, 2015, 11:27:38 PM
Jeси ли ти уопште отишао до канадске амбасаде да се распиташ или то очекујеш од ИНИ-ја, Пијанисте и Монтеа?

Huh, kad si pomenuo ono sa studentskom vizom itd mislio sam da se zezas. Sad sam vec zabrinut. Da li sam otisao do kanadske ambasade? Haha, very funny. Nisam, sta bih tamo radio? A nije mi cak ni na  pamet palo ni u jednom momentu.

Nisam razmisljao o detaljima, ali kad bismo odlucili da odemo verovatno  bih prvo nasao posao tamo. Tj. nasao bih nekog ko bi me zaposlio, otisao bih tamo na par meseci sam, pa bih onda doveo rodbinu.
Moras da prestanes da razmisljas kao siromasan covek. Vrlo si me razocarao.    :mrgreen:

Студентска виза је фора коју сада користе они који хоће да се дочепају Канаде. Упишеш нешто и кад си већ тамо тражиш усељеничку.

Канађани који имају завршен бели оковратнички посао у САД бивају одбијени по три пута од стране америчких граничара који штите непостојећу домаћу радну снагу (постављају питања типа "а да ниси ти можда преквалификован за овај посао?" иако суштински имаш радну визу/дозволу, посао и гаранцију послодавца). Шта мислиш какав је однос канадских према српско-украјинским "богаташима" без јоте имовине на папиру и неке свотице на рачуну?

Па веће су ти шансе да добијеш на гринкард лутрији као Окси и дочепаш се Јамерике него Кењаде, посебно откако је цена нафте спала испод профитабилне за албертанска налазишта па не можеш чак ни тамо да нађеш неки посао како ти кажеш.

У Сингапур га тек не би никад примили. Тамо мора да се ради...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on January 15, 2015, 12:05:22 AM
SrBski su glasaci izglasovali to za preSednika.

Jebem im majku.

Mentalno zaostala nacija.




Уз свесрдну помоћ Бориса и Идола, Европске уније, америчких лобиста + саветника, Мила Ђукановића, Муамера Зукорлића, Уније послодаваца, Вучеле, Мире, СПС и Коштунице, белих листића онако на једвите јаде с 51% где би и то било упитно да је један из претходног списка изостао.

Ја стиснуо нос и гласао за Бориса пуњену ћурку Тадића по први, последњи и једини пут у животу када сам видео да круг двојке односно шминкерско-позерско бирачко тело БТ бојкотује или чак заокружује гробара.

aj ne lazi. cirilicom si zaokruzio i nikolica i vucica i dacica.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 15, 2015, 01:00:01 AM
Ah, studentske vize. Life-changers.

Dvema sam se okoristio; prvom 1997., kada sam dosao u izvidjanje i markiranje ciljeva i drugom, 1999., kada sam dosao da po uocenim i ucrtanim ciljevima dejstvujem a sa namerom da osvojenu (slobodnu) teritoriju zadrzim, bez pregovora...

Jos me ta skola u oktobru 1999. posalje na intervju za unpaid internship gde glavnog lika odmah iznenadim zahtevom za H1B sponsorship i full time job, sto mi ovaj i pokrene mesec dana kasnije.

Amerika je moja druga... moja jedina majka.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 15, 2015, 04:24:28 AM
Ivane, Kanada je skupa zemlja, nije lako ljudima bez zanimanja, a ti si unemployable. Ne znam sta ti je supruga po struci, ali ne verujem da biste od njene plate ziveli bolje u Kanadi nego sto sad zivite u Ceskoj od njene plate i tvog shaniranja. Odrasti covece, ti razmisljas o zivotu ovde a da ti cak nije ni na pamet palo da odes do ambasade ili da izvidis situaciju online.

Jedan (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/eligibility.asp)

Dva (http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/czech-tcheque/index.aspx?view=d&lang=eng)

Tri (http://www.jobbank.gc.ca/home-eng.do?lang=eng)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 15, 2015, 04:29:44 AM
But he's Singa-poor. Get it, get it? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 15, 2015, 07:10:14 AM
Quote
Ne znam sta ti je supruga po struci, ali ne verujem da biste od njene plate ziveli bolje u Kanadi nego sto sad zivite u Ceskoj od njene plate i tvog shaniranja.

Supruga mi je 'matka v domacnosti', kao sto je nadam se i tvoja.
Ja ne shaniram, ja samo ne rintacim. Mozda ne bi bilo lose da jednom naucis razliku. Esencijalna je.

Vase tvrdnje da ne bih mogao da emigriram u Kanadu su kao da tvrdite da ne bih mogao da smuvam neku zenu zato sto je vec udata. Istina, mnogi zbog te prepreke ne bi ni pokusavali, but I say where there's will there's a way.

Elem, ne vredi sa vama pricati. Neverovatni ste.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 15, 2015, 07:16:59 AM
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aj ne lazi. cirilicom si zaokruzio i nikolica i vucica i dacica.

Ne laze, secam se pre desetak godina je pisao da 'Tadic verovatno nije tako los ako su ljudi kao Ivan protiv njega'.

Tadic je klaun. Secam se tandema njega i Vuka Jeremica, svaki put mi bilo vrlo neprijatno u iscekivanju kakvu ce glupost da izjave/naprave/kako ce da gestikuliraju. Budale dve.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 15, 2015, 08:10:29 AM
 xrofl

opet po Tadiću...

al' ovaj put sa čvrstim/neoborivim argumentima:

- "klaun"
- "nešto se osećam vrlo neprijatno u iščekivanju kakvu će glupost da izjavi"

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 15, 2015, 08:17:18 AM
Quote
Supruga mi je 'matka v domacnosti', kao sto je nadam se i tvoja.

Nadas se? Sto? Nije radila dugo godina kad su deca bila mala, sad on/off, gleda nesto za stalno itd


Quote
Ja ne shaniram, ja samo ne rintacim. Mozda ne bi bilo lose da jednom naucis razliku. Esencijalna je.

Tesko je nekome ko nikad nije radio posao na kojem mu je bilo lepo objasniti da "biti stalno zaposlen" nije isto sto i "rintaciti"


Quote
Vase tvrdnje da ne bih mogao da emigriram u Kanadu su kao da tvrdite da ne bih mogao da smuvam neku zenu zato sto je vec udata. Istina, mnogi zbog te prepreke ne bi ni pokusavali, but I say where there's will there's a way.

Good luck, wish you well...

Quote
Elem, ne vredi sa vama pricati. Neverovatni ste.

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 15, 2015, 10:37:31 AM
Likewise, tesko je objasniti nekom ko je uvek bio zaposlen da moze lepo da se zivi i kad nisi zaposlen, a to bez shaniranja, muckanja i sl.

I sta znaci "unemployable"? Mozda sam unemployable u tvom svetu, mada ni to nije sasvim tacno. Ali ja u tvom svetu ni ne zivim, tako da je to irelevantno. Isto kao kad bi tebe sad stavili da zivis npr. u neko selo u ruskim stepama. Ti bi tamo takodje bio unemployable, ne znas sa zivotinjama, ne znas da operujes plug, ne znas da seres u rupu, ne mozes da se ne kupas itd.

A zasto ti supruga radi? I njoj lepo na poslu?

Mogao si Pijanista, odma' lepo da kazes da neces da nas primis na stan i hranu, a ne ovako da okolisas, izmisljas i vredjas me: te ne bi ti se svidelo ovde, te ne bi nasao posao, te skupo je, te dosadno ce ti biti itd.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 15, 2015, 02:02:55 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 15, 2015, 03:06:18 PM
Clownish youngster!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 15, 2015, 04:38:54 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 15, 2015, 05:02:22 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711044/jos-cemo-izmisliti.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 15, 2015, 05:32:41 PM
Ja te ne vredjam.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on January 15, 2015, 06:27:17 PM

Cini mi se da me je baggio jednom pozvala da budemo kod nje 6 meseci,.........

Naravno da je employable :mrgreen:

Moze da bude stand up comedian! xrofl

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 15, 2015, 06:31:51 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 15, 2015, 06:48:49 PM
Тестирамо те да видимо колико си издржљив.

Знаш оно зима и те форе, не може свако да издржи  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 15, 2015, 11:28:36 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711122/strpite-se-jos-samo-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 16, 2015, 01:22:52 AM
Quote from: Ivan_D
Pareski je medjutim ljudina i uzdam se u njega. Moj pravoslavni brat.

Ne volim sto svakoga oslovljavas sa "brate".

To je nesto sto mi se strasno ne svidja kod tebe.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 16, 2015, 08:32:57 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711175/kad-saznas-da-se-spom.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 16, 2015, 04:52:16 PM
Quote
Ne volim sto svakoga oslovljavas sa "brate".

To je nesto sto mi se strasno ne svidja kod tebe.

Johnatanizacija?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on January 16, 2015, 05:03:55 PM
(http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 16, 2015, 05:53:41 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711218/srpske-sluzbe.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 16, 2015, 07:24:16 PM
To im je (braci) predsednica?

Nisam ni znao.

What a total milf (Ivaneeee! Behave!).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 16, 2015, 07:55:27 PM
Inace, svidja mi se kako njihov tisak a valjda i sira drustvena zajednica sudeci po lezernosti uporabe u tisku 'ladno koriste generic term "sluzba".

Svi su se ti narodici isplilili iz istog shinjela...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 16, 2015, 10:00:05 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711236/kako-to-mislite-moram.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 17, 2015, 04:59:33 AM
:mrgreen:

Sto ce ti bit'...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on January 17, 2015, 02:41:40 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 17, 2015, 07:04:12 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711357/crknite-dusmani.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 18, 2015, 07:18:57 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711482/nisam-medo-majke-mi.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 19, 2015, 01:14:54 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711527/i-mi-smo-ponosni.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 19, 2015, 01:47:52 AM
 :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 19, 2015, 02:00:15 AM
 xrotaeye ova (? ovaj) je ista ko jedna baba Zivka sto je nas decu polivala vodom sa terase i jurila nas oko zgrade kad bi smo bili bucni. Zvali smo je Zivka Terminator  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 19, 2015, 02:16:13 AM
E jesu prokleti stari ljudi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 19, 2015, 09:02:17 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711547/jer-neko-ce-jednog-da.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 19, 2015, 04:42:17 PM
Da je ova ameba, ovaj besmisleni oblik zivota, ovaj potpuni idiot postao nekakva referenca, baja, mudo, mislilac, motivator, decko za sve i drzavnik u tzv. Srbiji i da, kako vec sleduje, on daje veleumne izjave, postavlja dnevni red i diskurs i patronizira celom bednom srBskom drustvu (shvatam ja onu "prema svecu i tropar" ali saslusajte me...) a ne neko od stotina hiljada genija koji su pobegli iz zemlje ili tavore u unutrasnjoj emigraciji je zapravo tragedija prvog reda. Nesto kao kad ti umre prvorodjeno dete na porodjaju ili i zena i dete. Blasfemicno, kataklizmicno, protivprirodno lose.

A koje sve tamo - manj' oni zagledani u knjige i ploce - nema ko da shvati, izgleda.

Jedan takav shmrljavko ne bi trebalo da ima domet veci od dometa referenta za potrosni materijal i kupovinu bureka u nekom magacinu, metalurgiji, prodavnici motokultivatora, pesticida, semenskih proizvoda i druge poljoprivredne tehnike ili u stovaristu gradjevinskog materijala na periferiji Zemuna, Batajnice, Stare Pazove ili whatever the fuck kogod slicne zabokrecine gde zivU bosanci a koja je njega iznedrila.

Ili bi maksimalno moglo da se dozvoli da eventualno sebi smogne kakav kiosk ili hamburgeraj, jer ima dosta krajnje animalnog sveta sa jednako ili cak besmislenijim egzistencijama a da se time bave.

I guess Nature doesn't care.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 19, 2015, 04:53:07 PM
But meanwhile:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/upshot/the-rise-of-men-who-dont-work-and-what-they-do-instead.html?abt=0002&abg=1&_r=0 (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/upshot/the-rise-of-men-who-dont-work-and-what-they-do-instead.html?abt=0002&abg=1&_r=0)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 20, 2015, 06:06:14 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711679/uzecemo-2-kila-mesano.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 20, 2015, 06:08:09 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711676/jao-sto-ste-bezobrazn.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 20, 2015, 06:49:25 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201501/711704/hvala-bogu.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 20, 2015, 07:19:53 PM
SrBski su useless eater duznosnici poceli da nose te znacke sa zastavom na reveru sakoVa ("lapel pin") kao njihovi kolege ovde.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 09:08:43 PM
Samo za simpaticnog mladica iz Praga: iz nekog Blackberry survey-a koji bas uzeh da radim.

Sa tobom mora tako: krejonom na svesku pa polako.

"Thank you for agreeing to take part in this survey - we greatly appreciate you taking the time to respond."
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 21, 2015, 09:28:09 PM
A nekakav random survey je kao autoritet ili sta? Takve stvari dizajniraju ljudi koji zaradjuju jos manje nego ti (mozda cak i manje nego ja, ali ja se ne racunam jer ne radim   ;)  )

Elem, da nisi tako tvrdoglav razmislio bih ovako: kako bi bilo da je npr. WE umesto YOU.

Da li bi bilo:

a) They greatly appreciate we taking the time to respond

ili

b) They greatly appreciate our taking the time to respond


And you would go from there instead of salvaging the unsalvageable. Klaun jongen.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:32:07 PM
Oba su pravilna, imaju za nijansu drugo znacenje.
U Ivanovom primeru pravilno bi bilo:

a) They greatly appreciate us taking the time to respond

ili

b) They greatly appreciate our taking the time to respond
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 09:33:06 PM
Vidi se da si nedogradjen, "bih"-boy.

Ne bi bilo "we" ni pod razno nego bi bilo "US".

Ergo, "They greatly appreciate US taking the time to respond".

Nadam se da sam ti pomogao...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:36:25 PM
Tek sad videh "bih".  :D
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 09:39:06 PM
Neverovatan je.

Mozda je i bolje sto si me pretekao u objasnjavanju ovih bazicnih stvari jer on od mene bas nista nece da prihvati.

Nadam se da cete se dobro slagati kada on stigne u Kanadu i krene da izgradjuje svoju pekarsku imperiju.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:41:28 PM
Dakle da rezimiramo:

we greatly appreciate you taking the time = we appreciate you.
we greatly appreciate your taking the time = we appreciate taking
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:42:47 PM
Ivane, da bolje zapamtis, za tebe mnemonic:

We greatly appreciate you baking....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
BiH = Bosna i Hercegovina.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:43:54 PM
BiH = Bosna i Hercegovina.

Je l' me neko zvao?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 09:44:28 PM
Pa Ivan, onde gore.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 21, 2015, 09:50:56 PM
Dakle da rezimiramo:

we greatly appreciate you taking the time = we appreciate you.
we greatly appreciate your taking the time = we appreciate taking

exactly. the chances are they appreciate the taking and not you. I u Srbiji 99% ljudi govori 'sto' umesto 'zasto' ili 'kuci sam' umesto 'kod kuce' pa to ne znaci da je to ispravno.

Hate, reci da te sklone od stampaca, debris ti ne cini dobro. Covek bi ocekivao da si postao imun u Pancevu, ali eto nisi.


http://www.usingenglish.com/forum/threads/17255-appreciate-You-Your-Taking-the-Time (http://www.usingenglish.com/forum/threads/17255-appreciate-You-Your-Taking-the-Time)

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/grammarlogs/grammarlogs64.htm (http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/grammarlogs/grammarlogs64.htm)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 09:54:55 PM
Dobri su ti linkovi Ivane. Sta kazu za we, us, our?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 21, 2015, 09:57:37 PM
isto sto i za him/his, them/their...

it's mine/your/her/his/our/your/their

mada, postoje mnogo vaznije stvari u zivotu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 10:00:08 PM
It's "Chances are", browser-boy.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 21, 2015, 10:01:29 PM
mada, postoje mnogo vaznije stvari u zivotu.

Pekarski kvasac?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 10:04:13 PM
Quote
mada, postoje mnogo vaznije stvari u zivotu

Hm, pa nisam ja zapoceo raspravu o gramatici, vec sam se samo umesao kad sam uvideo gresku. A ovako odokativno, sudeci po tome sto pises ovde tvoj engleski je bolji od mog iako ja ovde zivim vec gotovo 20 godina.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 21, 2015, 10:18:11 PM
Ja znam ljude koji su u Holandiji 2 godine a govore mnogo bolje od mene.

Dusan zna ljude koji nikad nisu bili u holandiji a govore holandski bolje od njega.   :mrgreen:

Meni je zao sto nisam naucio madjarski kad sam mogao.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 21, 2015, 10:20:39 PM
Mislim da znam zasto ti je zao  xsex
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 22, 2015, 02:48:43 AM
(http://img3.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/crnogorciubg7tjbv0xaui.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 22, 2015, 03:10:46 AM
"Dje si, sokole?"

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 22, 2015, 06:28:59 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 22, 2015, 06:52:07 PM
And now he's a sex offender.

How's that working out for you, moron?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 22, 2015, 07:02:14 PM
Istina. U Evropi bi prosao sa opomenom, pogotovo ako je inteligentan/simpatican decarac sto najverovatnije i jeste. Ali Amerika je z@jebana.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on January 22, 2015, 07:25:06 PM
.................decarac xrotaeye

Moron, nego sta, nego moron. :evil:

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 22, 2015, 07:40:34 PM
kad ne puštaju tinejdžere u strip-clubs...

U Srbiji se koristi druga klasifikacija/terminologija...



od ranije poznat policiji

Izraz u masovnoj upotrebi kod srpskih novinara. Pretpostavljam da bi to trebalo da znači: kriminalac, ali ne smemo tako da kažemo. Svi punoletni građani Srbije, koji poseduju ličnu kartu su od ranije poznati policiji (štaviše imaju i naše otiske prstiju). Ovaj izraz, sigurno nećete čuti u kontekstu: "Dobitnik nagrade za najboljeg naučnika/umetnika/privrednika, je R.B.(23) od ranije poznat policiji", nego isključivo u vestima iz crne hronike. Pitanje je samo da li je osoba od ranije poznata policiji ubila, prebila, silovala... ili bila ubijena, prebijena, silovana...



Od ranije poznat policiji

Problem u najavi, i to od malena. Dosijen otvoren, davnih dana. Još malo pa će i na Šarićev da podseća. Potencijal za kriminalca, na dobrom je putu da završi iza rešetaka. On je dobro upoznat sa čarima pendreka, kao i njegova rebra. Već je bio u gluvoj sobi ili na informativnom razgovoru gde je po prvi put bio na operacionom stolu - razbijanje kamena u bubregu. Često pravi sranja, te ga često privode. Još malo pa će i kerovi da počnu da ga oslovljavaju sa ''Brateee?!''

http://vukajlija.com/od-ranije-poznat-policiji (http://vukajlija.com/od-ranije-poznat-policiji)

http://www.njuz.net/pevacica-na-koncertu-cece-raznatovic-od-ranije-poznata-policiji/ (http://www.njuz.net/pevacica-na-koncertu-cece-raznatovic-od-ranije-poznata-policiji/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 23, 2015, 08:50:04 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 23, 2015, 06:52:22 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 23, 2015, 09:20:07 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 23, 2015, 09:34:42 PM
Priznaj da si to bio ti, dripac-boy.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 24, 2015, 12:51:16 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 24, 2015, 12:54:58 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 24, 2015, 01:03:01 AM
Jedno je nepobitno, Vukajlija ima seljacke fore. Vrlo retko ubodu nesto da je stvarno duhovito.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 24, 2015, 05:11:29 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 24, 2015, 05:14:41 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on January 24, 2015, 05:46:26 PM
Istina. U Evropi bi prosao sa opomenom, pogotovo ako je inteligentan/simpatican decarac sto najverovatnije i jeste. Ali Amerika je z@jebana.

Изигравање лекара је кривично дело у готово свим земљама света.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 24, 2015, 07:34:31 PM
Vi ste zaista naivni kad verujete ovakvim pricama. Sto bi rekao cika Misko , izvor informacija: rekla mi drugarica cija zaova zna snaju njeno tetku koja radi na VMA ( ili tome slicno ).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 24, 2015, 08:20:46 PM
... aj, što smo mi naivni, nego što su naivni i msn (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-teen-posed-as-doctor-at-west-palm-beach-hospital/ar-AA8eUue), abc (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-teen-posed-doctor-west-palm-beach-hospital-28266902), fox (http://fox13now.com/2015/01/19/teen-caught-after-posing-as-obgyn-at-hospital-for-month-fooled-doctors/), sun (http://www.torontosun.com/2015/01/20/florida-teen-posed-as-doctor-at-hospital-for-a-month-cops)...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 24, 2015, 08:59:36 PM
Pa sad kakvi su novinari verovatno su napumpali pricu. Ako je istina onda mali ima veliki problem, kao i svi oni koji citav mesec :roll: ( izvinjavam se ali ja prosto ne mogu da poverujem) nisu primetili.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 24, 2015, 09:45:52 PM
The Western world in on auto-pilot.

Haven't you noticed??
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 25, 2015, 10:06:55 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 26, 2015, 12:13:35 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 26, 2015, 08:25:04 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 26, 2015, 08:26:29 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 26, 2015, 11:49:20 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 26, 2015, 11:55:32 PM
Trubaci, bosa zena (!), Toma pada, ko su ovi u trenerkama i patikama okolo?

Ovakav kitsch sebi ne bi dozvolio ni mom jeans-wearing doped-out disinterested slacker loser-boy Hussein Obama.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 27, 2015, 12:57:01 AM
Groznicu izborne noći najlakše je pojmiti  kada se vide slike Tomislava Nikolića kako se sapliće igrajući kolce nakon objavljivanja pobede nad Borisom Tadićem.

http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Politika/360800/Blicov-fotostrip-Srpska-politika-u-2012 (http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Politika/360800/Blicov-fotostrip-Srpska-politika-u-2012)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 27, 2015, 01:05:06 AM
Mozda to ovaj sluzabnik "Blica" moze da pojmi.

Papir i Gornja Mezija trpe sve...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 27, 2015, 01:10:29 AM
Ovo u stvari nije toliko kitsch koliko je izvorno, endemsko, nezatomljeno, preispoljno, razobruceno, nepatvoreno indijanstvo.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 27, 2015, 10:09:41 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 28, 2015, 04:39:42 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 28, 2015, 04:40:22 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 28, 2015, 04:55:59 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 28, 2015, 05:00:13 PM
Priznaj da si ovo ti slikao. Jel' ima i ime ruzom ispisano? Pare sam ti dao; now you have to produce, rascal-boy.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 28, 2015, 06:55:58 PM
Mislim da bi ti ljudi ovde pre poverovali da si rekao da si nekom dao bubreg   
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 28, 2015, 07:04:40 PM
Ovo je poslednji put da ti dajem pare. I can't have you not producing.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 28, 2015, 07:17:58 PM
Will this do soldier?

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/540/2BWDp8.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 28, 2015, 07:30:51 PM
 xrofl

This is the last time I paid good money to see your tattooed flab.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 28, 2015, 07:37:16 PM
Kakv je ono meh za imenom "Ivan" gore?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 28, 2015, 08:06:23 PM
Shhh. He's working hard toward his first heart attack.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 29, 2015, 05:58:23 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:20:00 PM
Inace, ovde mnogi ne znaju da ovo nije prvi put da si me zavrnuo za pare.

Jos ti pamtim kako si me letos totalno izradio za one sampone a za kofer si mi poslao samo pola para.

Onu posteno izgubljenu opkladu (http://znaksagite.com/7k/index.php?topic=1191.msg33327#msg33327) sto si odbio da platis su jos i videli. Missim, strasno.

Klaun jongen! xjestera
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 29, 2015, 09:36:44 PM
Nisam hteo ljudima ovde da pricam moje privatne dogodovstine/nedace sa tobom, ali kad si vec poceo:

Letos me uhvati Hate da mu trazim neke sampone - kaze trebaju mu, nema nigde drugde da se nadju, i predstavi to kao pitanje zivota i smrti.
I ja se stvarno zesce iscimam i nekako, na jedvite jade, nadjem prodavnicu u Londonu koja prodaje te sampone za cenu koja mu odgovara (sifra: Hate is CHEAP). Elem, platim to i narucim da posalju meni u Prag posto prodavac ne shipuje za USA, s planom da mu ja posaljem u Ameriku kad stignu.

Posle par dana dobijem email od prodavca da moram da doplatim 8 funti jer je package tezi nego sto je mislio, pa na posti traze vise para. Cisto informativno napisem to Hate-u, a on mi na to kaze, mrtav 'ladan da ondak nece i da otkazem to.  :shock: :? :shock:

Znam da cela prica izgleda surreal ili u najboljem slucaju preterana i izkarikirana ali tacno tako se desilo. Go figure.

I nekako ja to objasnim prodavcu i on mi posle par nedelja refundira novac. Verovatno sam tamo i blacklistovan od onda.

That's Hate-boy for ya.  

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:39:08 PM
xjestera
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 29, 2015, 09:40:33 PM
Ne, stvarno si nemoguc/neverovatan. I dan-danas dobijem ospice kad se toga setim
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:41:23 PM
xjestera
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:42:54 PM
Sto je najgore, (tada) planirani put u PA je krajem 2014. otkazan, 5 nedelja sam proveo ovde ne radeci nista instead te tako nisam dopunio zalihu tih sampona (kojih ima po pancevackim apotekama).

Moji bi mi to kupili i poslali ali srBska posta iz nekog razloga ne dozvoljava "izvoz" (!) bilo cega (otvaraju pakete; nezamislivo, jebote).

Da li bi mogao da ljubazno zamolis tog online trgovca da revidira stav?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on January 29, 2015, 09:46:07 PM
 xtwak
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:48:15 PM
xjestera
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on January 29, 2015, 09:48:57 PM
Please? Dobro je da si pokrenuo tu temu, bas sam mislio da te pitam brzih dana. Pozuri, molim te.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on January 29, 2015, 09:52:42 PM
Kosili?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 29, 2015, 11:27:42 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on January 30, 2015, 12:04:17 AM
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 xrofl xrofl  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on January 30, 2015, 03:51:30 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 01, 2015, 04:49:51 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 01, 2015, 05:06:52 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 02, 2015, 07:37:06 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 02, 2015, 07:38:12 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 02, 2015, 07:46:44 PM
Malo lici na mog Miladina iz najboljih direktorskih dana.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 02, 2015, 07:54:21 PM
Malo lici na mog Miladina iz najboljih direktorskih dana.  :mrgreen:

???

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/713118/hvala-ti-sto-dnevnik-.jpg)


 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 02, 2015, 08:10:53 PM
Ne "Nole" nego Mrka (bar na toj slici. MALO).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 02, 2015, 08:13:08 PM
MA 3HAM, CAMO CE 3E3AM
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 02:58:04 AM
OK. No i dalje ne shvatam: u cemu je stos?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 03:47:03 AM
Ni u cemu. Prestani da trazis smisao u svemu sto nadjes na netu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 03:56:28 AM
Ne razumem.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 04:28:47 AM
O jebemti, znam da si mislio na mrku a ja sam dodao Djokovica, jer djokovic bolje izgleda. Aukurac...............
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 03, 2015, 04:36:36 AM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 04:46:13 AM
Ali ja to nisam razumeo. O tome se radi. Tj. o meni se radi: kako to da nisam nesto razumeo? Ja to moram da istrazim.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 03, 2015, 05:00:41 PM
Hag -- Međunarodni sud pravde odbio je i tužbu Hrvatske i protivtužbu Srbije za izvršeni genocid na hrvatskoj teritoriji od 1991. do 1995. godine. (http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2015&mm=02&dd=03&nav_category=64&nav_id=954029)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/713411/pa-dobro-kolega.jpg)

Sudjenje je paradigma svih sr-hr odnosa od 1918. pa do sada. Srbi bi htjeli ljubav od Hrvata, Hrvati postovanje od Srba, a stranci bi htjeli da nas uopste nema i da ove lijepe predjele nastane Eu penzioneri, a da se stoka dotad poroka.
(shame boner, 3. februar 2015 10:59)

A ja držim palčeve da budemo proglašeni krivi i jedni i drugi.
Možda će nam to razbiti sliku koju smo o sebi stvorili i prikazati nas onakvima kakvi u stvari i jesmo - mali balkanska plemena kanibala, lopuža, razbojnika, zaostalih u nekom davnom srednjem veku ...
(sumorni, 3. februar 2015 10:48)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 03, 2015, 05:02:23 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 05:09:03 PM
Ali ja to nisam razumeo. O tome se radi. Tj. o meni se radi: kako to da nisam nesto razumeo? Ja to moram da istrazim.

To je zato sto sam te razmazio, pa od mene uvek ocekujes suptilnu analizu. I onda kad izadjem u javnost sa trivijalnostima, ti se ne snalazis, trazis skriveni smisao. Ne brini, nije greska u tebi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 06:31:32 PM
Nema sanse da Djokovic bolje izgleda od mog Miladina.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 06:43:35 PM
Nisam ni rekao da bolje izgleda od Miladina, vec od Mrke. Tako da je to trebalo da bude komplimenat. Citaj pazljivije, Ivan izgleda lose utice na tebe po tom pitanju, onomad me ododud iz Ceske optuzio da ga vredjam.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 06:48:55 PM
Pusti ga, nije lako pod stare dane planirati emigraciju.

Kako teku pripreme na tvojoj strani?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 06:50:35 PM
Kakve pripreme, ja ne planiram da emigriram    :evil:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 06:58:52 PM
Pa organizacione.

Jesi mu kupio poslovni prostor?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 07:24:38 PM
mmmmdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, i zaposlio sam dve Ukrajinke za ispomoc. Nije lako biti pekar, treba da se mesi.

Mesi, mesi neće ništa da ti škodi - Varljivo Leto 1968 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ebrMCcSZIA#ws)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 03, 2015, 07:47:20 PM
Kad budem imao vremena ispricacu vam pricu o zeni Slavka Stimca - Majdi, a takodje Kizi, Čoli, Nenadu, te Dusanovim opazanjima   :mrgreen:
 
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 03, 2015, 07:51:30 PM
Elem, to sa Severnom Amerikom, ne znam, ne znam. Pricam sa Cameronom upravo i kaze mi da ga tuzili da je skinuo neki film sa interneta i ocekuje da mu ponude settlement $2K do $5K, a kaze da se boji da postoji sansa da ce hteti da naprave primer od njega i da mogu da mu otcepe $200K - malo verovatno, ali ne nemoguce

http://www.antonelli-law.com/Dallas_Buyers_Club__LLC.php?gclid=CIORup7DxsMCFRMatAodMRkAvQ (http://www.antonelli-law.com/Dallas_Buyers_Club__LLC.php?gclid=CIORup7DxsMCFRMatAodMRkAvQ)

Ja bih, Pijanista, svejedno bio na tvojoj IP adresi prvo vreme, ali sta kasnije kad se odselimo?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 07:56:58 PM
Zbog JEDNOG filma, ili je natovario desetine/stotine, pa im dopizdilo?

Pa ne znam, ti si napisao da zivis u Pragu u nekih 145m2 ako se ne varam. To ti je u Vankuferu okvirno 2-5k mesecno, zavisi od lokacije. Drugo, vec godinama nisi zaposlen, treba to da objasnis ako vec trazis posao kao sto si napisao. I ne znam, sta bi ti ovde radio, ako nemas neku struku plate su male. Zato sam ti i napisao da si unemployable. I ne vidim sta je tu u CZ tako lose. Evropska unija, blizina interesantnih mesta,...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 03, 2015, 08:01:16 PM
Opet me vredjas. A sad si presao i na moje prijatelje vidim. 2 filma je skinuo.

Savetovao sam ga da okrivi inlaws iz Bugarske, kaze proverio je nisu tada bili u poseti.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 03, 2015, 08:02:44 PM
Vredjam??? Ajde da sam napisao da izgledas kao Mrkonjic pa da se uvredis, ali ovako...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 03, 2015, 09:52:01 PM
Elem, to sa Severnom Amerikom, ne znam, ne znam. Pricam sa Cameronom upravo i kaze mi da ga tuzili da je skinuo neki film sa interneta i ocekuje da mu ponude settlement $2K do $5K, a kaze da se boji da postoji sansa da ce hteti da naprave primer od njega i da mogu da mu otcepe $200K - malo verovatno, ali ne nemoguce

Pa neka oglasi bankrotstvo. To ne bi trebalo da mu bude nikakav problem.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 03, 2015, 10:41:12 PM
Sad sam pricao sa njim o tome. Kaze da bi za $20K ili vise pokrenuo proceduru za bankrot. Meni to bilo jako cudno jer ti ovde uzmu sve, ali kaze tamo se to najvise odrazi na credit rating, ostave ti kucu i loans koje odlucis da otplacujes, ostave ti auto. Uzmu ti cash ako imas na racunu, i to je odprilike sve.
Ne bi mogao da dobijes nikakve loans 5 godina, ali inace ti nista ne uzmu. Ovde ti uzmu sve zivo, uzmu ti detetov bicikl od 200 eura i prodaju ga za 20, taj rad.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on February 03, 2015, 10:56:52 PM
ja sam skinuo jedno devestodvaes filmova.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 04, 2015, 12:29:23 AM
ja sam skinuo jedno devestodvaes filmova.

Da si u SAD uhvatili bi te, a ovako mogu da te uvate.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 04, 2015, 02:10:36 AM
Yeah, but he still lives in Bosnia. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 04, 2015, 02:24:12 AM
Vredjam??? Ajde da sam napisao da izgledas kao Mrkonjic pa da se uvredis, ali ovako...

Nemoj da se pecas, Pijanisto.

Da vidis samo kako je neprijatan prema mojoj snaji.

Zaista je nemoguc.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 04, 2015, 09:32:09 AM
Blago vama koji nemate privatne angazmane sa Hate-om, samo to mogu da vam kazem.

Covek bi pomislio o njemu, dobro čudak, ali inace dobrodusan covek, incapable of hatred. Tako sam i ja mislio dok ga nisam cuo da prica o sestri svoga brata. To je bilo strasno.

Missim, hteo bih i ja za svog brata Emily R., ali nema covek na to i ne mogu ja sad da mrzim njegovu izabranicu cos she's a 4 and not a 9.
Ja sam covek koji u svemu vidi nesto pozitivno; u svakom zlu ima makar malo dobra. Eto, npr ovde - necu padati u iskusenje i krviti se s bratom.

A ti Hate, mogu samo da ti kazem, pusti coveka na miru da zivi svoj zivot - to je njegov izbor. Znam ja da si mu stariji brat i da kao Crnjogorac mislis da si obavezan da mu sredjujes stvari dok jedan od vas ne umre, ali pusti to, mozda je njemu dobra. A jedino to je vazno.  xjap
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on February 04, 2015, 10:00:11 AM
Tako sam i ja mislio dok ga nisam cuo da prica o sestri svoga brata.

"Ženi svoga brata", pretpostavljam..

 xyxy
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 04, 2015, 11:57:18 AM
Da zeni, hvala.

Radostan je taj covek koji nema Hate-a na vratu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 04, 2015, 02:39:11 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D
Eto, npr ovde - necu padati u iskusenje i krviti se s bratom.

Ne volim ljude koji me oslovljavaju sa "brate".

Takodje ne volim ljude koji su neprijatni prema mojoj snaji.

Ti si lethal combo.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on February 04, 2015, 02:59:54 PM
Elem, to sa Severnom Amerikom, ne znam, ne znam. Pricam sa Cameronom upravo i kaze mi da ga tuzili da je skinuo neki film sa interneta i ocekuje da mu ponude settlement $2K do $5K, a kaze da se boji da postoji sansa da ce hteti da naprave primer od njega i da mogu da mu otcepe $200K - malo verovatno, ali ne nemoguce

http://www.antonelli-law.com/Dallas_Buyers_Club__LLC.php?gclid=CIORup7DxsMCFRMatAodMRkAvQ (http://www.antonelli-law.com/Dallas_Buyers_Club__LLC.php?gclid=CIORup7DxsMCFRMatAodMRkAvQ)

Ja bih, Pijanista, svejedno bio na tvojoj IP adresi prvo vreme, ali sta kasnije kad se odselimo?

Oбично и хватају због тих глупих и неинспиративних филмова...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 04, 2015, 08:02:14 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 04, 2015, 08:07:44 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 04, 2015, 11:08:51 PM
Awesome. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 05, 2015, 10:59:47 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 05, 2015, 11:00:29 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 05, 2015, 07:10:37 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 06, 2015, 12:14:58 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 06, 2015, 06:32:45 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 06, 2015, 07:21:00 PM
Jel' ti imas deonice kod Vukajlije?  :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on February 06, 2015, 08:47:07 PM
jes da sam komunista, ali nije da ih branim...

tesko da bi mosa pricao takve stvari na zasjedanju avnoja, drzavotvorne skupstine, a ne sastanku ckskj, svim tim delegatima.. a i ti dobrostojeci radnici koji primaju platu slabo da su postojali 36. ili 43. njih je svakako proizveo sistem kojeg je zaveo mosa i njegovi drugovi.


tako da se jos jednom iskenjam na revezionisticku propagandu dizajniranu za priglupi narod.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 06, 2015, 09:13:42 PM
Pa to je i Lenjin govorio; "Otvarajte zatvore, nama trebaju najgori!".
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 06, 2015, 09:24:44 PM
Izgleda da nema potvrde da su spomenuti dokument i izjava autentični.

Ali je Kardelj rekao nešto slično.

http://narod.hr/zanimljivosti/mosa-pijade-nije-autentican-edvard-kardelj-u-istom-kontekstu-jest/ (http://narod.hr/zanimljivosti/mosa-pijade-nije-autentican-edvard-kardelj-u-istom-kontekstu-jest/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 06, 2015, 09:36:01 PM
Dobro de, covek proveo 15 godina u zatvoru kao politicki zatvorenik, verovatno se mnogo besa i gneva u njemu nakupilo. Mozda je to stvarno i rekao. A mozda i nije. Tko zna.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 06, 2015, 09:42:26 PM
Jel' ti imas deonice kod Vukajlije?  :lol:

mediji u Srbiji i okolici su postali jako naporni za praćenje...
nepismenost, senzacionalizam, amaterizam, idolopoklonstvo...
lakše mi je da pregledam Vukajliju i 7k

vidiš da pijani češlja kupusare u Hrvatskoj, glas razuma, svetlost vostoka...

da nema crnaca bilo bi dosta dosadno po amerkama...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 06, 2015, 10:12:00 PM
Jezik pregriz'o. Ukuci ti bili.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 07, 2015, 01:49:14 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on February 07, 2015, 11:14:58 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 07, 2015, 11:43:24 PM
Ijao.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 07, 2015, 11:48:16 PM
Dobro, sta ti jedes?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 08, 2015, 12:14:31 AM
Ko? Ja?

Ja bih najradije ovo sa slike.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 08, 2015, 12:40:34 AM
Aaaaaa, to je bilo ijao te vrste.  Citam, ne volis pecenje, pa reko' ne volis ni mesnu zajednicu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 08, 2015, 01:35:36 AM
I'm all about mesna zajednica.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 08, 2015, 05:31:18 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 09, 2015, 03:36:15 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 09, 2015, 04:49:31 PM
Ja upravo stigao u Lviv, samo da vam se javim. Boli me glava vec desetak dana, ne znam sta je. Doktor nije nista nasao, zubar takodje.
Tako da sam ekstra zabrinuto. Ne boli me puno, ali uzimam 1-2 ibalgina dnevno vec desetak dana. Nemam temperaturu, ne povraca mi se, samo me boli glava. Ne preterano ali konstantno. Uglavnom leva strana, mada poslednja dva dana cela.

Zna neko sta bi to moglo da bude? Jedna ceska glumica, Andrea Absolonova imala glioblastomu i brzo umrla od toga.
Sad, nisu preterano velike sanse da je to u pitanju, ali covek nikad ne zna  :(

Ima neko neki savet protiv ne preterane, ali konstantne glavobolje? 10 days and counting...  :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 09, 2015, 04:59:30 PM
Inace kad sam bio kod zubara prosle nedelje, pre mene bila neka nasa zena. Isla sa mnom liftom, pomislio sam da mozda moze da bude nasa. Cisto iz razloga sto je zubar nas covek i tamo dolazi relativno dosta nasih.
Pre sam bio u stanju sa 30 metara da prepoznam nas svet, a kad su u grupi i sa dobrih 100, ali vremenom sve manje i manje. Sto zbog toga sto je nas svet naucio malo da se asimiluje, sto zbog toga sto sam ostario i čula su mi otupela.

Elem, bila ona pre mene, i kad je zavrsila, zubar je otpratio do recepcije (koja je pored cekaonice) sto uvek radi i cujem kako joj prica kako su kod njega u porodici svi bolesni (gripa valjda) osim njega i unuka. A ona ce na to "jebo te, sta ti je srpska krv. 'si vid'o?"

Meni je taj mali encounter unistio dan. Oksi mi se smejala i rekla da bi poludela kad bi obracala paznju na svakog UA kretena kog cuje.

Ali ja ne znam sta je sa tim nasim svetom. Zasto moraju da koriste ruzne reci u normalnom govoru (a i uopste) meni stvarno nije jasno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 09, 2015, 05:10:14 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 09, 2015, 08:39:46 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 09, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 10, 2015, 04:51:17 AM
Boli te glava 10 dana?

Prvo pola pa cela?

Idi bre kod nekog lekara pod hitno i reci mu to.

Not that I know anything about that ali to ne moze biti dobro, uopste.

Idi u bolnicu negde tu, plati da te neko pogleda ili snimi nekim spravama.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 10, 2015, 06:23:46 AM
Ivane, trk kod lekara. Cure mogu a cekaju.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 10, 2015, 06:57:30 AM
Bio sam kod lekara jos prvi dan. Uzeo mi krv iz prsta, lupkao po glavi itd.

Posle sam, voor de zekerheid, bio i kod zubara da mi snimi zube.

Juce sam preziveo sa 2 aspirina umesto 2 ibalgina. Kazem, nisu to veliki bolovi, vise me plasi sto ne znam sta je.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 10, 2015, 08:58:43 AM
evo i ova se žali...

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on February 10, 2015, 10:40:34 AM
Ja upravo stigao u Lviv, samo da vam se javim. Boli me glava vec desetak dana, ne znam sta je. Doktor nije nista nasao, zubar takodje.
Tako da sam ekstra zabrinuto. Ne boli me puno, ali uzimam 1-2 ibalgina dnevno vec desetak dana. Nemam temperaturu, ne povraca mi se, samo me boli glava. Ne preterano ali konstantno. Uglavnom leva strana, mada poslednja dva dana cela.

Zna neko sta bi to moglo da bude? Jedna ceska glumica, Andrea Absolonova imala glioblastomu i brzo umrla od toga.
Sad, nisu preterano velike sanse da je to u pitanju, ali covek nikad ne zna  :(

Ima neko neki savet protiv ne preterane, ali konstantne glavobolje? 10 days and counting...  :(
Jesi li bio kod ocnog lekara?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 10, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
Ne, je l' trebalo?  :shock:

Bio sam doduse pre jedno 7-8 meseci da mi izmeri pritisak. Bilo sve u redu, dala mi samo neke kapi systane koje kapam svaki dan.

Nego, zasto kod ocnog? Bio sam i kod opticara pre par meseci kad sam kupio nove naocare, ali opticar nije lekar.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on February 10, 2015, 12:30:54 PM
Zato sto nosenje pogresne dioptrije (a dioptrija moze vremenom da se promeni), ili nenosenje naocara (kada su potrebne) moze da izazove konstantne glavobolje.

U pravu je E.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 10, 2015, 12:36:04 PM
Ne sumnjam da je u pravu. Elem, na kontroli dioptrije sam bio nedavno, najverovatnije nije to. Ako je samo do dioptrije.

Danas sam ceo dan jurcao i bio napolje na svezem (well, kinda) vazduhu i bolje mi je malo. Mozda je zato sto sam ceo dan obicno zatvoren unutra.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 10, 2015, 03:11:32 PM
Were you giving head this time?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 10, 2015, 05:27:29 PM
gugl očni pritisak dioptrija astigmatizam
(nači ne ideš kod soc. oft., koji ne mere oč. prit., nego se otvoriš...)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 10, 2015, 05:37:42 PM

da, sad se setih, moguce i od onog hebrejskog
citanja s desnog na levo...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 10, 2015, 05:38:29 PM
Alas, he's a cheap$kate.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 10, 2015, 06:21:42 PM
covek mozda umire, nemoj tako...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 10, 2015, 06:54:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE8p1ayGE28#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE8p1ayGE28#ws)


... ako nije promaja (malo verovatno), ovde pominju još neke moguće uzroke glavobolja...


How can I cure my constant headaches?

Chronic, persistent headaches can have many causes. A proportion of headache sufferers end up taking ever-increasing doses of painkillers in order to treat their problem.

Eventually, painkillers may need to be taken on a daily basis to keep their headaches at bay, with abstinence from medication usually bringing on a severe headache. This type of headache, sometimes referred to as 'rebound' headache, is increasingly being recognised as a common and significant problem.

Clearly, headaches are not caused by a painkiller deficiency, so it does not come as too much of a surprise that taking painkillers instead of dealing with the underlying cause of the attacks can ultimately lead to an exacerbation of the condition. Addressing the likely underlying mechanisms, while you withdraw from medication that you may be taking, is usually the key to successfully controlling migraine headaches.

There is good scientific evidence that a major cause of severe headaches, including migraine, is food sensitivity. Certain foods are well known to trigger migraine. Sometimes referred to as 'the five Cs', these are; chocolate, cheese, claret (and other red wines), coffee (and other sources of caffeine) and citrus fruits.
While these foods are commonly held to be the main culprits in migraine, research published in the Lancet as far back as 1979 suggested that the most common food trigger is actually wheat. In fact, a very recent study found that in nine individuals with long-standing headaches, seven had no more headaches on elimination of wheat from the diet. Replacing wheat-based foods with oat and rice-based breakfast cereals, rye bread and rice might help to resolve your headache.

In practice, I find a common cause and overlooked cause of migraine and other headaches is dehydration. The tissues which surround the brain are mostly composed of water. When these tissues lose fluid, they shrink, giving rise to pain and irritation. Low levels of fluid in the body may also encourage the accumulation of toxins which natural health practitioners often believe are implicated in headaches and migraine. Many people find that just drinking 1½ - 2 litres of water a day can lead to a substantial reduction in the frequency of their headaches.

Finally, another very common cause of headache is caffeine. Not caffeine per se, but something known as caffeine withdrawal. Many individuals with a good-going caffeine habit find that coming off it cold turkey brings on a whopping headache which often lasts for two - three days.

Your question suggests that you may have cut down but not eliminated caffeine from your diet. It might be that this has induced a headache, but that the problem is being perpetuated by continued caffeine consumption, however small. My advice would be to try complete elimination of caffeine from your diet.

Although unlikely, headaches can sometimes be caused by a serious underlying medical condition. For this reason, I would advise you to consult your doctor if your headache does not resolve in a week or two to make sure that something important isn't being missed.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-26982/How-I-cure-constant-headaches.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-26982/How-I-cure-constant-headaches.html)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 10, 2015, 07:17:15 PM
*
Symptoms of Vitamin C Overdose

The list of signs and symptoms mentioned in various sources for Vitamin C Overdose includes the 13 symptoms listed below:

    Severe back pain
    Jaundice
    Itchy skin (prurutis)
    Tender mass in left upper abdomen (splenomegaly)
    Fever
    Abdominal pain
    Dizziness
    Vomiting
    Nausea
    Headache
    Facial flushing
    Dental cavities (caries)
    Decreased urine output
*

http://www.rightdiagnosis.com/v/vitamin_c_overdose/symptoms.htm (http://www.rightdiagnosis.com/v/vitamin_c_overdose/symptoms.htm)


Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 10, 2015, 07:35:03 PM
... ako nekim slučajem ipak nije promaja... evo još nekih mogućih uzroka...


Tension Headaches

Written by Valencia Higeura | Published on August 7, 2012

Medically Reviewed by George Krucik, MD 

Part 1 of 5: Overview

What is a Tension Headache?

A tension headache is the most common type of headache. This type of headache can cause mild or moderate pain in the head, neck, and behind the eyes. Some patients say that a tension headache feels like a tight band around their foreheads.

The majority of people who suffer from tension headaches have episodic headaches, which occur (on average) one or two times per month. However, tension headaches can also be chronic. Chronic headaches affect about 3 percent of the population and include headache episodes that last for more than 15 days per month. Women are twice as likely to suffer from tension headaches as men are (Cleveland Clinic).

Find an internist or a family practice near you.


Part 2 of 5: Causes

Causes of Tension Headaches

Tension headaches are caused by muscle contractions in the head and neck. A variety of foods, activities, and stressors can cause these types of contractions. Some people develop tension headaches after staring at a computer screen for long hours or driving for long periods. Cold temperatures may also trigger a tension headache in some people.

Other factors that may trigger a tension headache include:

drinking alcohol
eye strain
fatigue
smoking
a cold or flu
a sinus infection
caffeine
poor posture
emotional stress


Part 3 of 5: Symptoms

Symptoms of a Tension Headache

Symptoms of a tension headache include:

dull head pain
pressure around the forehead
tenderness around the forehead and scalp

The pain is usually mild or moderate, but it can also be intense. In this case, you might confuse your tension headache with a migraine, which is a type of headache that causes throbbing pain on one or both sides of the head. However, tension headaches do not cause all the symptoms of migraines, such as nausea and vomiting. In rare cases, a tension headache can cause sensitivity to light and noise.


Part 4 of 5: Treatment

How to Treat Tension Headaches

Home Care

You can take over-the-counter pain medications, such as ibuprofen or aspirin, to get rid of a tension headache.

Other tips for easing a tension headache include:

applying a heating pad or ice pack to your head for five to 10 minutes several times a day
taking a hot bath or shower to relax tense muscles
improving your posture
taking frequent computer breaks to prevent eye strain

However, these techniques may not keep tension headaches from returning.

Preventing Future Headaches

Since tension headaches are often caused by specific triggers, identifying the factors that cause your headaches is one way to prevent future episodes.

A headache diary will help you determine the cause of your tension headaches. Keep a record of your daily meals, beverages, and activities, as well as any situations that trigger stress. For each day that you have a tension headache, make a note in your diary. After several weeks or months, you may be able to make a connection. For example, if your diary shows that headaches occurred on days when you ate a particular food, this food may be your trigger.


Help From Your Doctor

If tension headaches begin to affect your daily life, your doctor may run tests to rule out other problems, such as a brain tumor. Tests used to check for other conditions may include:

CT Scan (an imaging test that uses X-rays to take pictures of your internal organs)
MRI (an imaging test that uses magnetic fields to examine your soft tissues)
If your doctor determines that you have tension headaches, but painkillers are not working for you, he or she may prescribe:

a muscle relaxant (a medication to help stop muscle contractions)
SSRIs or antidepressants (medications that treat depression and anxiety) to stabilize you brain’s levels of serotonin and help you cope with stress

Your doctor may also recommend other treatments, such as:

stress management classes to teach you techniques to cope with stress and relieve tension
biofeedback (a relaxation technique that teaches you to manage pain and stress)
cognitive behavioral therapy (talk therapy that helps you recognize situations that cause you stress, anxiety, and tension)
acupuncture (an alternative therapy that may reduce stress and tension by applying fine needles to specific areas of the body)


Part 5 of 5: Outlook

Outlook for Tension Headaches

Tension headaches often respond to treatment and rarely cause permanent damage. However, chronic tension headaches can affect your quality of life. These headaches may make it difficult for you to participate in physical activities. You may also miss days of work or school. If it becomes a serious problem, talk to your doctor.

Also, be sure to not ignore severe symptoms. Seek medical attention immediately if you have a headache that starts suddenly or a headache accompanied by slurred speech, loss of balance, or a high fever. This can indicate a more serious problem, such as a stroke, tumor, or an aneurysm.

http://www.healthline.com/health/tension-headache#Overview1 (http://www.healthline.com/health/tension-headache#Overview1)
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Post by: Superhik on February 10, 2015, 07:42:40 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9906594/Why-sex-is-a-better-headache-cure-rather-than-painkillers.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9906594/Why-sex-is-a-better-headache-cure-rather-than-painkillers.html)

Prioni na...lečenje

 xyxy
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 10, 2015, 07:50:10 PM
Early Stage of HIV: Symptoms]

Within 2-4 weeks after HIV infection, many, but not all, people experience flu-like symptoms, often described as the “worst flu ever.” This is called “acute retroviral syndrome” (ARS) or “primary HIV infection,” and it’s the body’s natural response to the HIV infection.

Symptoms can include:
•Fever (this is the most common symptom)
•Swollen glands
•Sore throat
•Rash
•Fatigue
•Muscle and joint aches and pains
Headache

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Brain Tumor: Symptoms and Signs

Headaches, which may be severe and may worsen with activity or in the early morning
•Seizures.
•Personality or memory changes
•Nausea or vomiting
•Fatigue

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Stage 5 of Chronic Kidney Disease:

■Loss of appetite
 ■Nausea or vomiting
 ■Headaches
 ■Being tired
 ■Being unable to concentrate
 ■Itching
 ■Making little or no urine
 ■Swelling, especially around the eyes and ankles
 ■Muscle cramps
 ■Tingling in hands or feet
 ■Changes in skin color
 ■Increased skin pigmentation

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Depressive symptoms -

loss of motivation and interest, fatigue, concentration difficulties, physical complaints such as headache or stomach ache, low self-esteem, suicidal thoughts, loss of appetite, insomnia.


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carotid artery disease

•Sudden weakness or numbness in the face or limbs, often on just one side of the body
•Inability to move one or more of your limbs
•Trouble speaking and understanding
•Sudden trouble seeing in one or both eyes
•Dizziness or loss of balance
•A sudden, severe headache with no known cause

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Liver disease

overheating of the body, especially the face and torso, and recurrent headaches (including migraine) associated with nausea.

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 10, 2015, 09:09:02 PM
Oterah coveka jebote. Bas sam govno.  :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on February 10, 2015, 09:19:45 PM
Ne, je l' trebalo?  :shock:

Bio sam doduse pre jedno 7-8 meseci da mi izmeri pritisak. Bilo sve u redu, dala mi samo neke kapi systane koje kapam svaki dan.

Nego, zasto kod ocnog? Bio sam i kod opticara pre par meseci kad sam kupio nove naocare, ali opticar nije lekar.

Pre 7-8 meseci nisi imao glavobolju.
Ne znam da li se zezas ili si ozbiljan. I ja sam bila kod svoje doktorke pre par meseci i pijem svoj lekic za povisen pritisak svaki dan, ali kad me je nedavno zabolela glava toliko da nisam mogla da gledam zmu me odveo u hitnu. PrEtisak 238/120. Tako da sada pijem jos jedan lek koji  mi pomaze. U prevodu to sto si bio kod lekara pre 7-8 meseci je OK ali ako sada imas problem bolje to proveri.  
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 10, 2015, 09:26:23 PM
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238/120

Leptejebo. Ne zezajte se sa pritiskom deco. Ja sam decenijama imao 110/75, sad sa godinama mi je skocio na 115/80 i vec panicim.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on February 10, 2015, 09:39:07 PM
Ima neko neki savet protiv ne preterane, ali konstantne glavobolje? 10 days and counting...  :(

Пуно воде и често пражњење простате, дркање се не рачуна...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 10, 2015, 09:52:48 PM
Vec sa'raniste coveka.

Stvarno ste nevidjeni indijanci.

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on February 10, 2015, 11:01:15 PM
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238/120

Leptejebo. Ne zezajte se sa pritiskom deco. Ja sam decenijama imao 110/75, sad sa godinama mi je skocio na 115/80 i vec panicim.

Problem sa povisenim krvnim pritiskom se ni slucajno ne sme ignorisati. Povedite racuna o svojo ishrani, unosenju alkohola i fizickoj aktivnosti. Srcani udar obicno nije vezan za godine starosti.  Zbog toga, pod hitno menjate svoje navike.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on February 10, 2015, 11:51:52 PM
Ja ga ne ignorisem. Pijem redovno svoje lekove, ne pijem alkohol, ne pusim (cigare), ne jedem masno i slano.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 11, 2015, 12:51:33 AM
TMI.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 11, 2015, 11:33:41 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/714314/kad-proizvodjac-autom.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 11, 2015, 03:10:42 PM
Dobro E ja mislio ti mi govoris kao strucnjak (si bese medicinska sestra ili nesto slicno?) a ti mi govoris iz sopstvenog iskustva. Jos mi bilo cudno da mi moj lekar nije to pomenuo    xrotaeye

Glavobolja moze da znaci jako puno stvari.

Elem, juce i danas mi je malo bolje. Juce sam uzeo 2 aspirina, danas jos ni jedan, ali spremam se da uzmem jedan. Ceo dan jurcam i juce i danas, bio do grada da rucam, da se osisam, da kupim Olesi novi butt-plug, bio danas na masazi, obisao grad. Juce 20K koraka, danas za sada nesto preko 10K.

Ja, za razliku od mnogih ostalih stvari, uzimam zdravlje i uopste fizicku dobrobit dosta ozbiljno. Idem kod lekara svakih 3 meseca na kontrolu i jos sporadicno kad treba, kod zubara najmanje 2 x godisnje.

Znam da glavobolja moze da znaci i nesto ozbiljno, ali nije preterana, lekar nije izgledao alarmiran, zubar nije nista nasao...
Naravno u idealnom svetu bih isao kod nekog strucnjaka, pa na CAT scan, ali mislim se da trenutno stanje stvari does not warrant it. A pride sam na UA.

Imam jos i stiff neck. Moguce i da je zbog toga sto se malo krecem i ceo dan sam za kompjuterom. Missim odem do gym-a ponekad (poceo ove godine), ali to je sve u principu neozbiljno. Jos sam primetio da me manje boli kad sam napolje na hladnom nego unutra na toplom. Ne znam da li je to zato sto se napolje uglavnom krecem a unutra uglavnom ne, ili zbog temperature.

Utehu nalazim u cinjenici da sve i da umrem (puj da necuje zlo), Hate bi verovatno slao Oksi jedno $30 svakih pola godine.

Kome si ono bese slao po $30 semi-annually a ovde to predstavljao kao da maltene izdrzavas te ljude? Porodici nekakvog srbskog borca?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 11, 2015, 03:15:24 PM
da kupim Olesi novi butt-plug

 (http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif) xrofl (http://img1.vnnforum.com/images/smilies/greenlaughingsmilie.gif)

Tabletas.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 11, 2015, 03:31:45 PM
Dobro je da si ti primetio (a ne ja...).  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 11, 2015, 03:39:44 PM
Glupo sad da se kao vadim, a nije ni vazno, ali tablete (the last $1K batch) nisu bile za mene vec za nekog u CZ. Ja ih koristim, ali ne uvek. Nevazno kakogod.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 11, 2015, 03:46:45 PM
Pic or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on February 11, 2015, 03:50:33 PM
Hate, stop talking!  xtwak
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 11, 2015, 03:53:24 PM
"One pic... comiiiing uuuup!..."
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 11, 2015, 03:59:12 PM
Kad vec navaljujete a ja sam meka srca  :)

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 11, 2015, 04:02:56 PM
 ximaa xjestera sterb038
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 11, 2015, 04:32:35 PM
Quote
Imam jos i stiff neck

Zaglavila se viagra u grlu?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on February 11, 2015, 05:47:16 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 12, 2015, 05:08:59 AM

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Boris Tadić potvrdio sve ono što su e-novine godinama pisale
Demokratska stranka je partija kretena
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 12, 2015, 03:31:19 PM
za ivana:

http://www.rts.rs/page/tv/sr/story/20/RTS+1/1740742/Eko+karavan%3A+%C4%90ajino+bilje.html (http://www.rts.rs/page/tv/sr/story/20/RTS+1/1740742/Eko+karavan%3A+%C4%90ajino+bilje.html)

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gledo ja danas na tv-zoru...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 12, 2015, 08:01:10 PM
Pa ne nego, covek treba da zivi u nekom prljavom bejogradskom predgradju u stanu od 50 kvadrata sa zenom, sinom, snajom i dvoje unuka.

Nothing's bigger than the little things.  xjap
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 13, 2015, 01:50:03 PM
... i dvoje unuka.

unučadi...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 13, 2015, 02:35:50 PM
Sa igrackama na daljinsko ovladanje...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on February 13, 2015, 02:39:06 PM
jel prezivela neka tvoja igracka..?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 13, 2015, 05:13:03 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 14, 2015, 10:04:36 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 16, 2015, 08:36:30 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 16, 2015, 08:50:21 PM
"Zoran sto praktikuje medicinu bez dozvole -->".

Mlogo sam gledao americki filmovi...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 17, 2015, 07:04:30 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 17, 2015, 10:13:49 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 19, 2015, 01:40:45 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 19, 2015, 01:53:17 AM
E, al' sad je autobus poklon vlade Norveske ili Japana.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 19, 2015, 07:19:42 AM
... tražim samo poštene ljude... 

:mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 19, 2015, 07:29:52 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 19, 2015, 07:25:23 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 19, 2015, 07:35:28 PM
Svasta, svasta...

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 20, 2015, 04:46:03 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 20, 2015, 04:47:37 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 20, 2015, 05:20:22 PM
"Steal"...how appropriate.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 12:36:34 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 12:37:27 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 12:40:05 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 01:39:58 AM
Na slici sa tim bednicima u camcu: posebnu paznju obratiti na cilindricne extra capacity okvire sa municijom na puskama (naoruzanih) pratilaca. To je vec i bilo jednom (samo iz drugog ugla i iz blizine).

Ja rekoh i svoju dusu spasih.

A Pareza ako me se seti - seti...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 10:31:34 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 10:34:47 PM
Ne razumem.

A ko je ona gospodja sto se ne krsti?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 10:35:52 PM
I ko je ono pozadi, u sesiru Dafine Milanovic?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 21, 2015, 11:07:51 PM
Ovi novokomponovani vernici ne znaju kada treba da se prekrsti u toku sluzbe, nego gledaju sta rade babe u prvim redovima (odlicni djaci), pa kad babe ukrste, onda i oni.

Za gospodje ne znam.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 11:19:55 PM
Ah, OK.  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 21, 2015, 11:33:58 PM
Princeza Jelisaveta Karađorđević sa svojom ćerkom glumicom Katarinom Oksenberg

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: tempo on February 21, 2015, 11:39:49 PM
amanda karington
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 11:42:22 PM
Da, da.

Ko je Amanda Karington?

Never mind.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 21, 2015, 11:49:12 PM
Zgodan joj ovaj muzic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_Van_Dien (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_Van_Dien)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 21, 2015, 11:49:56 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Oxenberg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Oxenberg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 22, 2015, 12:36:03 AM
Cuj, ima srpsko drzavljanstvo.  xnerd
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 22, 2015, 02:28:45 AM
Who cares?  I just made butter  :)  Super lako. Ukus?  Fantastican, svez, lagan.  Ne kupujem vise.  Mirabella brand  :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 22, 2015, 06:34:18 AM
Puter? To je za decu, predji na jogurt (http://www.jutarnji.hr/studentica-uzgojila-pa-pojela-jogurt-iz-vlastite-vagine--imao-je-lagano-kiselkasti-okus--dobro-je-isao-uz-borovnice-/1293419/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 22, 2015, 03:21:37 PM
Ivan_D "Pijanista is a gentleman and a scholar".



Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 22, 2015, 04:58:53 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 22, 2015, 06:44:55 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on February 23, 2015, 12:46:12 AM
Who cares?  I just made butter  :)  Super lako. Ukus?  Fantastican, svez, lagan.  Ne kupujem vise.  Mirabella brand  :)

Stvaaaaaarno? Do tell :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 23, 2015, 01:35:00 AM
Pijanista is just a scholar. :mrgreen:

And so is young Cecilia. (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-705.gif)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 23, 2015, 03:49:11 PM
Who cares?  I just made butter  :)  Super lako. Ukus?  Fantastican, svez, lagan.  Ne kupujem vise.  Mirabella brand  :)

Stvaaaaaarno? Do tell :)

Imas mali milion DIY butter na netu (sad ne mogu da nadjem onaj moj).  Recimo

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Butter-and-Buttermilk/ (http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-Butter-and-Buttermilk/)

Bottom line, treba ti staklena tegla i heavy cream/whipping cream.  Turis cream u teglu i drmas jedno pola sata.  Mozes ti, muz, ili dete (ako hoces da ga kaznis  ;)), a moze i mikser, sto je jos lakse (onda ide bez tegle, naravno).  Verovatno moze i krace, ali ja nisam to drmala iz sve snage, nego usput, gledajuci TV.  I nema potreba da otvaras teglu da vidis u kom je stanju, sve se lepo vidi kroz staklo.  Vidices vec i sama kad je puter gotov.  Onda ga izvadis is tegle i properes, da se smakne onaj buttermilk.

Ukus je fantastican.   :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on February 23, 2015, 05:10:28 PM
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Imas mali milion DIY butter na netu


A kako ti se svidja onaj gore za jogurt?  :evil:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 23, 2015, 05:30:58 PM
 xtwak
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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LOL!

Some people will never learn!

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 24, 2015, 02:09:51 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 24, 2015, 03:38:03 AM
Svasta.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 27, 2015, 08:04:45 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on February 27, 2015, 04:44:13 PM
Ne razumem.

A ko je ona gospodja sto se ne krsti?

Унека Кнеза Павла.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447591/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0447591/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pareski do on February 27, 2015, 04:52:28 PM
Када сте већ код турења, дрмања, вагина и Катарине...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bBgQZa991fY/UwkBG4yuS-I/AAAAAAAALiY/Ln7Csb_pE6U/s1600/CatherineOxenberg.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 27, 2015, 05:30:03 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 27, 2015, 05:36:00 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 27, 2015, 05:45:14 PM
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(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/716283/zorana-mihajlovic.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 27, 2015, 05:55:04 PM
Ni ovoj levoj nije mane.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 27, 2015, 06:08:00 PM
++++
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 27, 2015, 08:13:38 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 28, 2015, 01:23:44 PM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 28, 2015, 05:13:23 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/716437/kako-ti-je-baba.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 28, 2015, 08:34:12 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/716453/u-zivotu.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on February 28, 2015, 08:35:16 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on February 28, 2015, 09:39:41 PM
Samanta's real...

https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698 (https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 28, 2015, 09:55:05 PM
And she's keepin' it real.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 28, 2015, 11:06:40 PM
Samanta's real...

https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698 (https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698)

Samanta's popular...

TWEETS FOLLOWING FOLLOWERS
253 1,220 5,475

Samanta Milenkovic
@samanta_ponovo
Drugi naloz onaj sam zaboravila sirfu
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on February 28, 2015, 11:23:59 PM
pao sam...

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201502/716479/ja-sam-uvek-znao-kako.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 01, 2015, 04:07:02 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 01, 2015, 07:42:02 PM
draškati (http://vukajlija.com/draskati/19655)

Nadraživati kitu s milinom i diskretno.

Prelazna faza izmedju češanja i drkanja a češće do drkanja ni ne dolazi
jer se uglavnom obavlja u situaciji u kojoj bi drkanje bilo neumesno
a draškanje je sasvim na mestu jer ne zahteva da se kita izvadi iz gaća,
npr. u gradskom prevozu, u gostima kod rodjaka i sl.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 02, 2015, 03:34:39 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/716619/genijalno.jpg)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/716610/cujem-svirao-ti.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 02, 2015, 04:05:28 AM
Neverovatno je da je taj stocar izglasan za predsednika drzave.

Srbi su stvarno mentalno zaostali do daske, majmuncine retardirane.

Sva sreca pa nije ni vazno ko je tzv. predsednik.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 02, 2015, 03:25:07 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on March 02, 2015, 04:22:43 PM
OK, u cemu je fazon sa Vivaldijem?  Izjavio nesto slicno kao Palma sa Betovenom?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 02, 2015, 05:33:30 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/716619/genijalno.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on March 02, 2015, 05:35:32 PM
On je to STVARNO rekao?!  :shock:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 02, 2015, 06:04:49 PM
Tomislav Nikolić

Vivaldi me inspirisao da povežem banku i biblioteku

28. 02. 2015. / Tomislav Nikolić

"Ja sam napisao govor, ali kao i sudbina mnogih govora, dok sam sedeo i slušao laureate, a posebno Vivaldija, palo mi je nešto na um što nisam napisao i verovatno bi trebalo češće da slušam muziku dok pišem govore. Bez ikakve veze pale su mi skraćenice dve instutucije na pamet: Narodna banka Srbije i Narodna biblioteka Srbije. Obe su en-be-es (NBS). Samo što u onoj može mnogo toga da se devalvira, a u ovoj sve dobija na vrednosti kako vreme prolazi. I zato vam hvala za priliku da vam se svake godine obratim, dok budem u mogućnosti ja ću da vam se obraćam."
Predsednik Srbije u obraćanju povodom obeležavanja Dana Narodne biblioteke Srbije. (Fonet, 27. 2. 2015. godine)

http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/vivaldi-me-inspirisao-da-povezem-banku-i-biblioteku/ (http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/vivaldi-me-inspirisao-da-povezem-banku-i-biblioteku/)

glas razuma 28. 02. 2015. u 14:15h
ha ha ... bi-serko, verovatno mu je vivaldi školski drug... u kom svetu ovaj čovek živi… čime se hrani…

Milan Mitrović 28. 02. 2015. u 16:35h
Verovatno mu je Vivaldi pevao na svadbi.

Ivan 28. 02. 2015. u 21:14h
Jedi leba a ne bunike, predsednik si države…



- Ja sam napisao govor, ali dok sam ovde sedeo i slušao laureate, posebno Vivaldija, palo mi je nešto na um što nisam napisao. Verovatno bi trebalo češće da slušam muziku dok pišem govore... Naime, bez ikakve veze, pale su mi na pamet skraćenice dve institucije - Narodne banke Srbije i Narodne biblioteke Srbije. Obe su NBS - rekao je Nikolić, što je kod gostiju izazvalo smeh.

http://www.kurir.rs/vesti/politika/tomin-novi-biser-biblioteka-i-banka-su-isto-clanak-1692569 (http://www.kurir.rs/vesti/politika/tomin-novi-biser-biblioteka-i-banka-su-isto-clanak-1692569)

Analitičar Dušan Janjić ocenjuje da Nikolić pravi greške u nameri da ispadne pametan.

- Moglo bi se razumeti da je Nikolić rekao da je biblioteka trezor znanja, jer bi to indirektno imalo veze s bankom. Međutim, poređenje biblioteke s bankom samo govori da postoji nejasna predstava tog intelektualca o nekim stvarima. U stvari, to onda i nije intelektualac - kaže Janjić.

Ratko Božović, sociolog,
POTPUNO BESMISLENO
- Očigledno da je predsednik Nikolić hteo da bude duhovit, ali duhovitost ne ide na silu, kao ni poređenja. Potpuno je besmisleno ovakvo poređenje.

Nenad Prokić, dramski pisac
ZABORAVIO BUZDOVANE
- Zaboravio je da spomene i narodne buzdovane Srbije, što je ista skraćenica.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 02, 2015, 06:06:23 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 03, 2015, 01:49:19 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 03, 2015, 08:53:48 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 03, 2015, 05:12:16 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 03, 2015, 05:15:48 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/716831/meni-je-ovo.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 04, 2015, 03:59:10 AM
A sto su svi ti klubovi i dalje drzavni?

Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: matador on March 04, 2015, 07:06:46 AM
Da bi bili drzavni, mora da postoji drzava.
Reductio ad absurdum.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 04, 2015, 03:23:01 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 04, 2015, 06:12:54 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/716978/a-za-dimne-signale.jpg)

jel on to stvarno izjavio? link?

te ga...

http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/komentarisao-bih-i-ja-na-drustvenim-mrezama-ali-ne-mogu-da-dobijem-telefonski-kontakt/ (http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/komentarisao-bih-i-ja-na-drustvenim-mrezama-ali-ne-mogu-da-dobijem-telefonski-kontakt/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 04, 2015, 06:38:25 PM
Da nema dvojnika na telefonu?...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 04, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/komentarisao-bih-i-ja-na-drustvenim-mrezama-ali-ne-mogu-da-dobijem-telefonski-kontakt/ (http://www.istinomer.rs/izjava/komentarisao-bih-i-ja-na-drustvenim-mrezama-ali-ne-mogu-da-dobijem-telefonski-kontakt/)
mile 04. 03. 2015. u 16:52h
Prosto mi je neprijatno koliko je njemu dobro

ADRENALIN 04. 03. 2015. u 16:53h
Ja sam mislio da je moj komsijka Joca najgluplji covek na svetu, izgleda da sam se zeznuo hahaha

Nole 04. 03. 2015. u 16:54h
Samo budi uporan u okretanju brojčanika! Dobićeš kontakt…. kad tad!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 04, 2015, 08:47:55 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 04, 2015, 08:48:45 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on March 04, 2015, 09:29:55 PM
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 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 05, 2015, 01:00:05 AM
Glupi stocar. Smrt svim mentolima koji su svojim besmislenim egzistencijama svako ponaosob i svi zajedno doveli do toga da ova primitivna seoska dzukela bude sef drzave.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 05, 2015, 02:14:43 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on March 05, 2015, 02:44:42 AM
Glupi stocar. Smrt svim mentolima koji su svojim besmislenim egzistencijama svako ponaosob i svi zajedno doveli do toga da ova primitivna seoska dzukela bude sef drzave.

mislis na ds..?
jer, ovaj gospodin je doveden na celo drzave
uinat ds-u (stranci, predstavnicima, glasacima, simpatizerima
i ostaloj glupoj, polupismenoj i vonabi idiotskoj demokratskoj
stoci...)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on March 05, 2015, 05:06:42 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 06, 2015, 12:16:53 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 06, 2015, 02:12:44 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on March 06, 2015, 03:26:33 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 06, 2015, 05:21:32 AM
- Predsednice, stigao vam je e-mail.
- Neka udje!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 07, 2015, 07:23:58 PM
Da je takva cuskija postala sef drzave jeste za ne verovati.

Slobo, vrati se, sve ti je oprosteno...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 09, 2015, 05:59:48 PM
Sta im to daje? Ne vidim na telefonu.

Ivane, kada stize taj Passport?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 09, 2015, 06:09:53 PM
"Tito casti!"
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on March 09, 2015, 07:13:08 PM
Sta im to daje? Ne vidim na telefonu.


Sto bi Jelence reklo, po kiticu cveca.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 09, 2015, 07:14:50 PM
Ah, pa lepo.

Inace, Ivane, sta si kupio Olesi za Osmi mart?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 09, 2015, 07:15:42 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 09, 2015, 07:27:55 PM
Kakva cuskija...

Jelda je Sloba bio bolji preCednik od njega?

Stvarno su neverovatni ti srbijanski seljaci!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 13, 2015, 01:33:08 AM
Moj otac je sumadijski seljak. I ja sam, by extension, sumadijski seljak.

Ipak, zgranut sam da je jedna takva cuskija postala sefom drzave u Srba. 21. je vek ljudi, aman.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 13, 2015, 01:34:37 AM
A u povodu obljetnice smaknuca Dr. Djindjica: da shmrljavko tipa bolid Vucic bude Srblju premijer... double whammy.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on March 13, 2015, 02:23:36 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201503/717997/opet-ja.jpg)

je 'l mu ono bedz na reveru?
jbt!!!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 13, 2015, 04:18:39 PM
je 'l mu ono bedz na reveru?
jbt!!!

mislim da su ga domaćini zakitili...

(http://www.rts.rs/upload/storyBoxImageData/2013/05/30/12890090/Nikolic-kabinet-za-tehnicko.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on March 13, 2015, 05:19:31 PM
A vidi kako su se deca "obradovala" ovoj poseti.  :?:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 13, 2015, 05:32:29 PM
Je li ono zastava "Islamske drzave" na zidu?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 14, 2015, 02:02:18 AM
U grob ce me oterati ti srboidni narodi.

http://www.vreme.com/cms/view.php?id=1276207 (http://www.vreme.com/cms/view.php?id=1276207)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 14, 2015, 02:21:57 AM
Islam je dusevna bolest.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 16, 2015, 01:28:24 AM
WTF? What's up with that shirt?

Bizarno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 16, 2015, 04:15:10 PM
Kako sta? Patke!
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 21, 2015, 01:26:51 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 21, 2015, 08:05:23 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 21, 2015, 08:33:13 PM
Samanta's real...

https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698 (https://twitter.com/samanta_ponovo/status/558763711452573698)

... a i ova...

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https://www.facebook.com/silvija.bosijokovic?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/silvija.bosijokovic?fref=ts)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on March 21, 2015, 09:18:00 PM
Dala sam mu raskid?!  Treba da bude biven?!

Kakvi retardi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 21, 2015, 10:58:11 PM
Mladi.

Oduvek sam bio gadljiv na mlade i njihova posla.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 22, 2015, 08:02:00 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 22, 2015, 04:23:27 PM
Stvarno je neverovatno u sta se sve to pretvorilo.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 22, 2015, 09:11:56 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 23, 2015, 09:43:23 PM
štrajk prosvetnih radnika / ministar prosvete

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 28, 2015, 10:50:24 PM
Pazi ga onaj drzac kisobrana.

O, tempUra...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 30, 2015, 01:15:47 AM
club med narodi...

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 05, 2015, 03:49:49 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on April 06, 2015, 01:56:52 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 11, 2015, 03:01:27 PM
Srbska potraga za novim Titom najzad uspesno zavrsena.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 19, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 19, 2015, 06:41:05 PM
Znate sta su Sloba i Mirko Marjanovic za ova dva stocara?

Gentlemen and scholars.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 21, 2015, 02:27:54 AM
But you're a hippie. What the fuck do you know?

Relax.

Here, take this $500k donation.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 21, 2015, 07:22:14 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 23, 2015, 07:46:26 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 23, 2015, 08:19:21 PM
Jel' taj ciga nosi sandale? Papuce?

Komedija.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 23, 2015, 09:22:12 PM
(http://s22.postimg.org/onpf5w3tt/sejk.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 23, 2015, 10:06:28 PM
Divljacine...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on April 23, 2015, 10:26:30 PM
(http://s22.postimg.org/onpf5w3tt/sejk.jpg)


Na prvi pogled sam pomislila da je ovo nova moda zapadnjackih nevesti. xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 23, 2015, 11:12:08 PM
Kakav gost takav i domacin (http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Politika/553051/BRUKA--Seiku-hteli-da-poklone-tomovacu)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 24, 2015, 12:18:44 AM
Jebote.

Kakva ekipa.

Slobo vrati se, sve ti je oprosteno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2015, 01:18:19 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 25, 2015, 03:36:45 AM
Devedesetprva je bolja od ovoga.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2015, 06:03:58 AM
haos... nije njuz.net... (http://forum.b92.net/public/style_emoticons/default/krstipd4.gif)

(http://www.radiodunav.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Aleksandar-Vulin-ministarstvo-za-rad-i-socijalna-pitanja-Apatin24.april-2015-7-1024x768.jpg)

http://www.radiodunav.com/vulin-pustio-u-rad-lift-u-domu-za-stare-i-penzionere-u-apatinu/ (http://www.radiodunav.com/vulin-pustio-u-rad-lift-u-domu-za-stare-i-penzionere-u-apatinu/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 25, 2015, 06:23:38 AM
Nepojamno.

Tzv. demokratija je poredak priblizen svetonazorima i porivima idiota.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 25, 2015, 04:44:27 PM
gde je onaj baja sto je otvorio "most" od dva metra preko nekog potocica....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2015, 05:21:43 PM
on je bio u G17 (URS), valjda posle izbora nije više na vlasti...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2015, 05:49:50 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2015, 08:10:05 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uftRzP1-5Lk#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uftRzP1-5Lk#ws)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 26, 2015, 04:49:04 AM
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http://inserbia.info/today/2015/04/serbia-ranks-first-in-region-second-in-world-in-youth-emigration/ (http://inserbia.info/today/2015/04/serbia-ranks-first-in-region-second-in-world-in-youth-emigration/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 26, 2015, 05:24:25 AM
Neposteno je "kriviti" tog shmrljavka za nesto sto je u najmanju ruku 30-togodisnji fenomen.

Licno, ocekujem da se trend uskoro zaustavi.

Primitivna omladina rodjena devedesetih nece emigrirati.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 26, 2015, 03:40:59 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2015, 01:56:13 PM
jbt, koji je ovo cirkus...

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201504/724199/vlada-na-kopu.jpg)

nije njuz, nije fotošop...

(http://www.b92.net/news/pics/2015/04/27/57395673553e171a5d830088947131_640x394.jpg)

http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2015&mm=04&dd=27&nav_category=11&nav_id=985436 (http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2015&mm=04&dd=27&nav_category=11&nav_id=985436)

Mislim, da postojanje Njuza više nema nikakvu svrhu, čak i moj otac, koji je bio uvek za Slobe, Voje, Vučiće i ostalu bratiju, u neverici klima glavom i mrmlja nešto o lečenju i psihijatrima. Mast, propast.
(Zli, 27. april 2015 13:16)

Putujuci Kolubarski cirkus. Slika govori vise od 1000 reci.
(Od ovog boli mozak, 27. april 2015 13:25)

Putujuci cirkus. ;-)
(1999, 27. april 2015 13:23)

Demagojija licem, recju i delom - vladajnu nam najgori! Vredno stida svih pristojnih ljudi.
(Cives.RS, 27. april 2015 13:21)

Ovoga se ni Kim ne bi setio. Sreća pa nema živih vulkana u Srbiji.
(Maja, 27. april 2015 13:33)

Original scena iz Kustinog underground-a.
(Paja, 27. april 2015 13:49)

Top lista nadrealista.
(Nele, 27. april 2015 14:24)

Следећа седница владе треба да се одржи на депонији у Винчи!
(гирице за жоржа, 27. april 2015 14:54)

Gde mogu da se prijavim da budem bot ?
(Milan, 27. april 2015 14:56)

Koja farsa? Ovo je Tini Bler "prodao" vladi Srbije.
(Alek, 27. april 2015 15:31)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 27, 2015, 04:04:49 PM
Yes! :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 27, 2015, 04:25:55 PM
http://www.njuz.net/aleksandar-vulin-u-starackom-domu-svecano-pustio-u-rad-novi-komplet-domina/ (http://www.njuz.net/aleksandar-vulin-u-starackom-domu-svecano-pustio-u-rad-novi-komplet-domina/)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 27, 2015, 04:49:18 PM
Jebote. Nije ni cudo sto se slawen ubio.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 27, 2015, 04:59:32 PM
(srpski) narod treba jebati (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxfXA3avSns#)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 27, 2015, 07:38:53 PM
tajvanska kanasta kraj (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAF47zfLMcs#)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on April 29, 2015, 01:44:48 PM
E, a ovo:

www.youtube.com/watch?]www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvKORBTDam8]www.youtube.com/watch? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvKORBTDam8)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Jelence on April 30, 2015, 12:33:14 PM
Meni su definicije pravi hit.
Istina, nekada ih je bilo vise smesnih a manje filozofskih.

Na pr:

Kidnaperka

Debela, siva lepljiva traka, najčešće viđena u akcionim filmovima kako krimosi njome lepe usta i vezuju ruke svojim žrtvama.

Stiroporka

Cokolada sa rizom
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 30, 2015, 04:05:48 PM
Sapunjara (slanina) i podrigusa (salametina) su moje omiljene.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 16, 2015, 01:41:56 AM
Ovde skoro svi nose "braon" cipele na siva i teget odela. U cemu je shtos sa tim istim cipelama tamo?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 16, 2015, 02:03:34 AM
Braon cipele idu sa svetlo sivim odelom, ali ne sa tamno sivim (kao na slici)

može u speciajlnim situacijama... po kući, u podrumu, ispred zadruge sa pivom...

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 16, 2015, 03:40:33 AM
Ma missim civilna posla...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on May 16, 2015, 11:33:08 AM
'Teo si da kazes, pederska.  Te braon cipele me izbezumljuju.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on May 18, 2015, 01:33:37 PM
Pionirka sa zubnim mesom i lajkra carapama.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 20, 2015, 04:55:38 PM
"bi ste" se pise zajed no
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 20, 2015, 05:06:30 PM
World IQs in free-fall... Sta reci?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 20, 2015, 05:08:29 PM
"bi ste" se pise zajed no

Сумљаш, или си сигуран  :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 20, 2015, 05:10:11 PM
Si guran?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on May 20, 2015, 05:12:56 PM
Strasno. xjestera
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 20, 2015, 06:05:14 PM
Sta reci, koju posluku porati.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Post by: Hate mail on May 22, 2015, 12:46:45 AM
Na buretu ili na kaci?...
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Post by: Pijanista on May 22, 2015, 02:24:35 AM
Kaca (ona prava) nema poklopac koji se zavrce, vec se samo pritisne kamenjem
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Post by: Hate mail on May 22, 2015, 02:49:16 AM
E da.
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Post by: Hate mail on June 12, 2015, 03:07:58 AM
Srbi i... sve.
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a disclaimer... some viewers may...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Mirabella on June 14, 2015, 03:32:50 PM
 :shock: xuzi
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Post by: Mirabella on June 17, 2015, 12:33:36 PM
Cudan neki vokativ (Telegrafu).  As in majmunu... :?:
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Post by: Pijanista on June 18, 2015, 05:49:53 AM
Nema dileme, na slici vidimo samo jednog Kurca. Daklem dugacak a tanak
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Post by: Hate mail on June 20, 2015, 04:51:05 AM
Druze Predsednice, vratite se - sve Vam je oprosteno.
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 :lol:

kiselo grožđe

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Post by: Hate mail on June 20, 2015, 08:02:12 PM
Hvala Ti matadore na ovome ulovu. Blast from the past.
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Post by: matador on June 21, 2015, 05:23:39 PM
Hvala Ti matadore na ovome ulovu. Blast from the past.

You're welcome.
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Dvojica...  :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 24, 2015, 02:15:31 PM
Nepojamno.

Nego, ovo sa dvema vojnicima (?) podseti me na jednog drugara iz skole koji je devedesetih "radio kuhinju" (tj. krecio stan, ugradjivao kvalitetnu PVC stolariju itd.) Radetu Markovicu...
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Full Spectrum Dominance Novog Srbskog Coveka.
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Post by: Mirabella on July 03, 2015, 05:13:53 PM
Daisy D.?  :)
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Post by: Daisy on July 03, 2015, 05:51:06 PM
skraćujem... postepeno...
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 :mrgreen:
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Post by: Hate mail on July 11, 2015, 08:50:09 PM
Islam: dusevna bolest.
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Post by: Hate mail on July 12, 2015, 02:02:28 AM
Smrt muslimanima.
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Post by: Ivan_D on July 12, 2015, 12:08:00 PM
Koliko mislite da ce vremena jos proci pre nego sto Hate-ova 3D okolina provali da je poludeo i smeste ga u neki controlled environment?

Ja dajem tome jos godinu, maksimalno 2. Mark my words. Come summer 2017 and Hate will be writing us from Bellevue psychiatric ward.
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Post by: Hate mail on July 12, 2015, 06:52:09 PM
Sad si me toliko iznervir'o da cu da izadjem i potrosim 100 dolara.

No: make that $50.

Wait, make that $10.
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Post by: Hate mail on July 13, 2015, 12:00:47 AM
Povedi "majke Srebrenice", zivota ti.
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Post by: Daisy on July 14, 2015, 01:20:38 PM
... srednju geodetsku...  :lol:

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Post by: Hate mail on July 14, 2015, 04:42:54 PM
C, c, c...
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Post by: Ivan_D on September 26, 2015, 09:01:55 AM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on September 26, 2015, 09:03:56 AM
malo je neprirodna kombinacija vidio i uvek though

Ili je video ili je uvijek.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on September 27, 2015, 02:16:41 AM
malo je neprirodna kombinacija vidio i uvek though

Ili je video ili je uvijek.
To ti je beogracki.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on October 05, 2015, 01:05:43 AM

http://bitecharge.com/play/top20/h7 (http://bitecharge.com/play/top20/h7)

96%
:)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on October 05, 2015, 02:57:00 AM
100%, verovali ili ne!!!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 02:56:31 PM
samo 98.... :cry:

i to zato što mi touchpad preosetljiv
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2015, 03:17:32 PM
Meni nije napisalo procenta, napisalo mi samo "you nailed it" i dalo A+

Racunao sam na 2-3 greske, millennium i jos par sam nagadjao. A i dok pisem spell checker mi svako malo podvuce komplikovanije reci. Npr. deteriorate nema sanse da pravilno napisem, a ima jos dosta takvih reci.   
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2015, 03:39:26 PM
You don't say.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2015, 03:45:58 PM
A+

You got:

Spelling Master!

Congrats. You absolutely aced this spelling quiz! You're in the top 1% ranking because you got 100% correct.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 05:02:52 PM
Meni nije napisalo procenta
xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2015, 05:12:48 PM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 05:44:13 PM
Znači, svi smo spremni za prep-school!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 05:48:01 PM
Doduše, neki više, neki manje....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: MalaKoala on October 05, 2015, 06:52:37 PM
ako su hteli da ispituju znanje, mogli su da stave teze reci.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 07:03:05 PM
e.g. amphigory....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2015, 07:39:14 PM
Dajte neki test iz pekarstva.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 05, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
That's the last straw...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2015, 08:16:41 PM
Yeast dough.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on October 06, 2015, 05:19:07 PM
96%
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 06, 2015, 05:59:00 PM
here she comes again... xwink2 xremyb :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on October 06, 2015, 06:16:46 PM
Yeast dough.

don't you live by the "save your dough" maxim?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 06, 2015, 06:17:45 PM
Da. A sta te interesuje?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on October 06, 2015, 06:19:13 PM
I pity you fool
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 06, 2015, 06:22:41 PM
I stand to gain exactly nothing from your pity; whereas you could gain a lot should I ever pity you.

It's a thought.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on October 06, 2015, 06:25:35 PM
I stand to gain exactly nothing from your pity; whereas you could gain a lot should I ever pity you.

It's a thought.

That is a fact of life. Please do (pity me)   :|
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Post by: Hate mail on October 06, 2015, 06:47:39 PM
I'll think about it.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on October 07, 2015, 12:06:49 AM
here she comes again... xwink2 xremyb :)

Pokojni Toza  :?
Pa gde si bre ti Tozo, kako zivot posle smrtA?  :)
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Post by: Hate mail on December 23, 2015, 02:46:47 AM
NSČ.
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Post by: Daisy on December 24, 2015, 02:56:03 AM
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Hahahaha sjajno.... to su govorili za one koji kupe Forda.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on December 24, 2015, 02:51:51 PM
Heh, flashback..

Negde '78, '79, kupio moj tata Ford Escort, i, kako je tada bio već običaj, skupile se komšije, našlo se tu i neko pivce, pijucka se u dvorištu, zagleda auto.

I, kaže mom starom pokojni čika Mladen, prvi komšija:

"Raduj se, raduj...al', više ćeš se radovati kad ga budeš prodao.."

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 24, 2015, 02:59:00 PM
Немој да ме неко погрешно разуме, ја волим Фордове, Ескорта especially, (RS 3 Cosworth беше, Шкорпију да не помињем, мада ми је Таунус из '74 убедљиво нај због оних блатобрана и мустанглајк линије....), али то сам само ја, овде преносим шта сам чуо.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on December 24, 2015, 03:07:40 PM
Ovo je bio Mk II, 4 door. Sit se moj tata navozao sa njim, nikada ga izdao nije, i, sem redovnih servisa, "majstora nije video", što je tata obavezno napominjao, kad god bi tema dolutala do automobila.

Biće da je i čika Mlađa preneo šta je čuo, valjda je to bila neka opštepoznata mantra. Šta znam, pustio Opel buvu, tako nekako.

 :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on December 24, 2015, 06:10:09 PM

...... мада ми је Таунус из '74 убедљиво нај због оних блатобрана и мустанглајк линије....),

Hah, sad si me potsetio.
Moj pokojni otac je bio prvi u kraju koji je kupio Taunusa ...belog....pa ga tako burazer jedne veceri prosetao do Fruske Gore gde je sleteo sa puta mangupirajuci sa svojim pajtasima.  I tako, nakon sto je dobio packe, nikad vise nije seo za volan.

Inace, ja sam ucila voznju na tom autu.  Naravno, tata mi je bio prvi instruktor za voznju :)  Na tome mu FALA!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 24, 2015, 06:42:48 PM
Ovo je bio Mk II, 4 door. Sit se moj tata navozao sa njim, nikada ga izdao nije, i, sem redovnih servisa, "majstora nije video", što je tata obavezno napominjao, kad god bi tema dolutala do automobila.

Biće da je i čika Mlađa preneo šta je čuo, valjda je to bila neka opštepoznata mantra. Šta znam, pustio Opel buvu, tako nekako.

 :)
Zet i sestra godinama vozili jednog Eskorta dvojku, to je bilo čudo od auta, kad su ga prodali (i to poznatom kupcu!) bilo tri dana žalosti u kući, čak probali da ga otkupe nazad od tog lika, on ni da čuje pa ni za veće pare, zato brzo kupili Eskorta trojku, eno taj im još stoji ispred garaže premda posle njega promenili još kola, al' njega ne prodaju ni za živu glavu, kažu taj stres ponovo ne bi preživeli....

Taunusa je ujka Petar doter'o iz Nemačke ganc novog, satrunuo mu ispod duda u onom drugom dvorištu na niz, a da niko nije smeo da ga dirne...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 24, 2015, 08:51:34 PM
... and then there is The Legend... The Ford Pinto!... and a simple math...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAI5T8UecEY#ws
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Post by: Toza on December 25, 2015, 05:51:58 AM
... and then there is The Legend... The Ford Pinto!... and a simple math...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAI5T8UecEY#ws

Ovo moram da sačuvam za Ivana, ako bude ponovo predavao deci u nekoj školi. Hvala, INI.
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Post by: Pijanista on December 29, 2015, 05:10:36 PM
Ja sam rodjen u godini mankija
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Post by: indie on December 29, 2015, 05:57:37 PM
niko nije savrsen...
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Post by: Pijanista on December 29, 2015, 06:05:37 PM
Jos malo pa 48 jebote.... Vise godina nego zuba. Jos malo pa vise godina nego IQ poena/bodova/procenata... votever
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Post by: Daisy on December 29, 2015, 06:13:25 PM
a većina se nada da živi preko 100, tako da pijani nisi ni do pola stigo...
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Post by: Pijanista on December 29, 2015, 07:01:19 PM
DO trecine, ja se lozim
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Post by: E on December 29, 2015, 07:05:19 PM
Jos malo pa 48 jebote.... Vise godina nego zuba. Jos malo pa vise godina nego IQ poena/bodova/procenata... votever

Sta ti je to su najbolje godine

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Nekima je dovoljno i ogledalo, ne trebaju linkove...
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Seriously?
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Post by: Ivan_D on January 03, 2016, 04:00:34 PM
... and then there is The Legend... The Ford Pinto!... and a simple math...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAI5T8UecEY#ws

Ovo moram da sačuvam za Ivana, ako bude ponovo predavao deci u nekoj školi. Hvala, INI.



Ha odlican video. Speaking of cars, ja da nije bilo Slawena nikad ne bih gledao smrt u oci. Slawen je naime nemiran vozac.

Primetio sam to cim sam se prvi put provozao s njim, sedeci u suvozacevom sedistu. Vrlo nesvakidasnje iskustvo. Onda dan ili dva kasnije ja se spremao da idem na zeleznicku stanicu i on mi ponudi da me odbaci. Ja rek’o ne, on kaze ma nije nikakav problem i meni bilo neprijatno da odbijem. Big mistake. Jos sam u razmisljao dobro, ici ce i njegova tadasnja supruga sa nama pa cu ja lepo da sednem pozadi, a valjda covek nece da se upusta u vratolomije kad su oboje on i supruga u autu (missim nisam ja znao tada ono sto znam sada), cisto zbog deteta im.
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.

Smestio sam se dakle pozadi, a Slawenov auto ima neobicno mali gepek. Tako da nas je neko udario od pozadi lose bih se proveo. A Slawen k’o Slawen opet je vozio ludo, po 70-80 u kratkim usecima u glavnom gradu, hvatajuci svaki zuti semafor kao da mu od toga zivot zavisi, pokusavajuci u svakoj krivini da digne auto na dva tocka.

Najduzih 10 minuta ikad. Hladan znoj me je celog oblio.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on January 03, 2016, 07:48:53 PM
Jos malo pa 48 jebote.... Vise godina nego zuba.

А ја сам за себе мислио да сам мутант зато што ми је горе лево изникао један умњак вишка...
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Post by: Hate mail on January 03, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D
(missim nisam ja znao tada ono sto znam sada)

Majstore...
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Post by: Pijanista on January 05, 2016, 12:32:25 AM
Jbt, kako ovaj covek debilno izgleda....
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Nije to slučajno.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: baggio on January 06, 2016, 04:49:49 PM
 :mrgreen:
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 27, 2016, 03:12:43 PM
Srbi vole svoje mucitelje.

Da nije svih tih terorista, sta bi neki php programer stavio na pazljivo odabranu sliku ovog ili kog drugog bezveznog duznosnika (kad vec ne sme da se okusa na glupo koncipiranim srBskim igrama na srecu)?

Ima bre ko ce da dobije tu premiju, mulce.

Srbi a verovatno i drugi ljudoidi/srboidi samo ogovaraju, jer je tako lakse.

Instead of calling in airstrikes.

I zaista, kad se obsetim o ovome a iz skoro svih 43 leta, uvek je tako i bilo: ogovaraju se i ismevaju Sloba, Tito, Kardelj, Dolanc (stoka, svinja debela), pa generalni direktor, pa direktor sektora, pa nesnosni komsija, pa ucitelj ili uciteljica koji pijani cepaju deci sveske i biju decu, doktor sto uzima mito, matori par bez dece koji uzima treci trosobni stan i sve tako redom ali strogo konspirativno i obavezno da niko ne cuje van kuce, kancelarije, kafane, bastice radnickog odmaralista na Jadranu, mora bezveznih internet foruma...

Da, to ce da ih zaustavi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on February 27, 2016, 08:32:25 PM
Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristijan_Golubovi%C4%87)

Aleksandar "Kristijan" Golubović (Serbian Cyrillic: Александар "Кристијан" Голубовић; born 30 November 1969) is a Serbian organized criminal and Mixed martial artist. He was featured among several other Belgrade gangsters in the 1996 documentary about Serbia's underworld titled See You in the Obituary. Golubović is one of only a few individuals, out of dozens featured in the film, still alive today.

After spending four and a half years in prison in Požarevac, he was released on January 9, 2009. After that he has been kicked out from the criminal world by other criminals.In July 2016 Golubovic got attacked by several young gangsters in the Voždovac suburd of Belgrade. They did beat him to the ground and continiued to kick him until he could no longer stand up or make resistance. Then some of the attackers urinated on Kristijan while others where filming it with a mobile camera. The video came out to a lot of people and after this Golubovic totally lost respect in the underground world and decided to become a reality star. He participated in reality show Farm 6 where he was disqualified 3 days before the finals.[1] As of february 2016 he is waiting to serve a sentence of 4 years in prison. [2]
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 27, 2016, 09:06:16 PM
Leteo sat vreme...

Drugim recima: umro?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on February 27, 2016, 11:12:42 PM
Ma simpa mi kako su od najava u čituljama evoluirali do prozivki na odrednicama Wikipedije na engleskom (toga nema u verziji na srpskom); jedini problem je što onaj ne zna engleski, a možda ni latinicu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 13, 2016, 08:23:59 PM
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http://www.kurir.rs/vesti/drustvo/jedno-slovo-manje-vise-jeste-li-procitali-selimovicem-roman-drvis-i-smrt-clanak-2168995 (http://www.kurir.rs/vesti/drustvo/jedno-slovo-manje-vise-jeste-li-procitali-selimovicem-roman-drvis-i-smrt-clanak-2168995)

... izgleda Vučić počeo da zapošljava članove i po štamparijama...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on March 14, 2016, 04:08:24 AM
odavno...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 14, 2016, 04:15:13 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 16, 2016, 12:52:38 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 16, 2016, 02:40:48 AM
Alan Ford.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 17, 2016, 05:36:32 PM
sa sajata nspm.rs

Британска краљица Елизабета, мајка принца Чарлса, била је кума на крштењу принца Александра заједно са својим оцем, британским Краљем Дзордзом ВИ.

Кум на крштењу краља Петра ИИ, оца принца Александра био је британски краљ Џорџ В, а краљев изасланик на том крштењу у Београду био је будући британски краљ Џорџ ВИ (отац краљице Елизабете и деда принца од Велса).

Бака принца Александра, краљица Марија била је унука краљице Викторије, а принц Александар и принц Чарлс су заједно похадјали школу у Шкотској.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 17, 2016, 07:54:05 PM
Mezijo, jebem ti...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 17, 2016, 08:06:57 PM
Ja jos uvek nisam siguran da li se pise Дзордз ВИ ili Џорџ ВИ
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on March 18, 2016, 06:53:25 AM
interesantno mi je da se u enc. JLZ,
dok je krleza bio glodur
svi engl. kralj. Dzordzovi
Nazivaju Djurama...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on March 18, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 18, 2016, 02:08:56 PM
"Ko god se zove Djuro" (http://www.network54.com/Forum/33931/thread/1038742065/last-1038833235/Untitled).  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on March 18, 2016, 02:58:49 PM
"Ko god se zove Djuro" (http://www.network54.com/Forum/33931/thread/1038742065/last-1038833235/Untitled).  xrofl
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12742459_1118870274825558_6320786840306482892_n.jpg?oh=20891e868f552914077ed0dee0f570d5&oe=5726CDA9)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 18, 2016, 04:08:48 PM
"Ko god se zove Djuro" (http://www.network54.com/Forum/33931/thread/1038742065/last-1038833235/Untitled).  xrofl

Sjajno, ovo je drugo, dopunjeno izdanje, nastalo posle moje kritike da ti nedostaj nosioci stafete mladosti.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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gronik...

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on March 30, 2016, 03:57:01 PM
Kebina skola pevanja?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on March 31, 2016, 05:43:35 PM
I've done shit like that. Many people are bad with forms.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 03, 2016, 09:24:51 AM
Grozan svet. Grozan.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 04, 2016, 02:38:03 AM
 :( :shock:
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 05, 2016, 06:26:55 PM
Ceterum censeo Serbia esse delendam
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 05, 2016, 07:16:44 PM
 xrofl
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on April 10, 2016, 10:15:43 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Vaistinu kurac...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 11, 2016, 10:31:04 PM
Grozan svet, grozan.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 15, 2016, 01:28:28 AM
WTF??
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 15, 2016, 03:32:17 AM
ha, moderatori vukajlije sklonili poster sa Petričićevom karikaturom...

(http://www.politika.rs/thumbs/upload/Satire/Image/2016_03//672x672_Doslednost.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 15, 2016, 04:12:56 AM
Heh. E moji tzv. Srbi, pustate da vas jase ta ameba. Koja ste govna. Mamicu vi jebem, umalo da poginem zbog vas a vi tako.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 17, 2016, 12:22:03 AM
Ja ne razumem neke od ovih supposedly smesnih slika.

Na primer, onu sa 4 lica.

O cemu se tu radi?

Demencija? Alzheimer's? Nedostatak kiseonika na porodjaju?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 17, 2016, 08:04:02 AM
Naravno, kad nisi u toku.
Ono levo je Milomir Marić, nekadašnji urednik Duge i aktuelni glodur TV Happy.
Ono gore je Jelena Karleuša, ćerka jednog od šefova beograckog MUP-a, pevaljka narodne muzike bez sluha koja je među prvima metila silikone i skinula se gola, kolumnista i mislilac.
Ono dole je dr Nada Macura, lekar u penziji, koja se godinama ujutru, sabajle uključivala u Beogradski program sa izvešćem ko se tokom prethodne noći skrkao kolima u kanal, ko je koga izrezbario, koliko njih je zvalo hitnu pomoć, a koliko dočekalo jutro ali ne i hitnu, te kako treba da se obučemo za predstojeći dan i da li treba uopšte da izlazimo iz kuća.
Ove dve (gore i dole) su bile odabrane da intervjuišu ovoga desno, od strane onoga levo.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2016, 02:27:06 PM
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(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/752901/zorana-mihajlovic.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2016, 05:14:58 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/752940/jel-si-siguran.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2016, 05:34:43 PM
Naravno, kad nisi u toku.
Ono levo je Milomir Marić, nekadašnji urednik Duge i aktuelni glodur TV Happy.
... a imali smo ranije i slike iz njegovog doma...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgIjUEWwAAwp-d.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgIjUHWIAEKviq.jpg) (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgIjRmWIAADYrr.jpg) (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgIjPTXAAAgvNj.jpg) (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COgL4AIW8AELhA9.jpg)

http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/589924/KREATIVNI-HAOS-Pogledajte-u-kakvom-neredu-spava-Milomir-Maric (http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/589924/KREATIVNI-HAOS-Pogledajte-u-kakvom-neredu-spava-Milomir-Maric)

... sad kad dođe Ikea za godinu-dve, mož' se otvori i za neku policu...

... u svakom slučaju jasno je da mu leži organizacija...
... tako je lepo organizovao silne knjige na podu, kao da pravi maketu kula Beograda na vodi...
... mogu samo da zamislim kako organizuje ljude...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 17, 2016, 05:55:09 PM
 :P
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 17, 2016, 06:57:55 PM
Pa čovek načitan.

Da nisam ovako izgoreo od sunca juče, svašta bih imao da kažem.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2016, 08:53:49 PM
ovo je milina za usisavanje
ceo stan nema više od 10 kvadrata površine za usisavanje
samo ako uspe da nađe... usisivač... utičnicu za struju...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 17, 2016, 09:21:27 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/752963/ono-kad-te-vozi-dobra.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 17, 2016, 10:55:12 PM
.....koliko dočekalo jutro ali ne i hitnu,.....

a koliko docekalo hitnu ali ne i jutro
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 18, 2016, 02:34:05 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201209/531961/da-ukljucujem.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 18, 2016, 02:41:44 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753005/u-desnoj-ruci-lopate.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 19, 2016, 04:30:54 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753096/bili.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 20, 2016, 03:59:17 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753130/ma-kakva-zvaka-vracaj.jpg)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753128/zemun-nekad-i-sad.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 20, 2016, 04:48:47 AM
Munze konza.

Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on April 20, 2016, 08:26:45 AM
bas juce prolazim pored one kante
nju izgleda nikad ne prazne
(teo da bacim pap. maramicu)
 :P

tu pazarim duvan
(ne u kanti nego na pijaci)

inace lepu ladovinu prave
one jap. sljive (crveni ringlovi)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 20, 2016, 06:19:34 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753177/ti-malecki.jpg)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753169/ako-se-ne-resi-ovo-po.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 21, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753229/nije-nista-jeo.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 21, 2016, 06:15:23 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753250/bako-a-imas-li-ti-wi-.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 21, 2016, 09:39:45 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753262/ne-seri.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 21, 2016, 09:45:46 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 23, 2016, 01:41:22 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753344/sns.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 24, 2016, 02:01:07 PM
Где ово има, д'идема да потерам целу фамилију на гласовање?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 24, 2016, 08:27:24 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 24, 2016, 09:56:55 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753496/i-tako.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 25, 2016, 12:52:10 AM
Где ово има, д'идема да потерам целу фамилију на гласовање?

opa... prema rezultatima reklo bi se da će ova umetnica imati puno posla ovih dana...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 26, 2016, 01:27:06 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 26, 2016, 04:19:58 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201511/743856/kcerka-mama-ja-sam-tr.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on April 27, 2016, 05:19:01 PM
(http://www.image-share.com/upload/2778/188.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2016, 07:45:09 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753763/ljudi-ostavio-sam-alk.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 27, 2016, 10:11:07 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 28, 2016, 02:00:21 PM
ovo je bilo u prethodnom postu

(http://s32.postimg.org/4honmfvx1/u_najvece_se_vode.jpg)

... a ovo ispod nije...

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753796/dusa-oce.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on April 29, 2016, 02:10:01 AM
Ne kaze se tako nego "srce 'oce a dupe klokoce".

Ovi danasnji Srbi nista ne umeju i nista ne znaju.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 29, 2016, 03:23:35 AM
"srce 'oce a dupe klokoce"

 :mrgreen: :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 29, 2016, 12:16:56 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753872/samo-danas.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on April 29, 2016, 12:56:33 PM
jeblo matere, al' stvarno izgleda k'o '76 ford thunderbird
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 29, 2016, 09:10:20 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201604/753917/doci-ce-covek-na-belo.jpg)

btw, SPN je skraćenica za Sarmu Probo Nisi
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 29, 2016, 11:13:56 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on April 30, 2016, 11:46:48 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 01, 2016, 01:41:21 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754037/ono-za-ono.jpg)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754033/aca-broz.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 02, 2016, 03:58:37 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754129/pitajte-premijera.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 02, 2016, 07:05:09 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754136/tako-to-pocinje.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 03, 2016, 01:27:18 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754182/sa-jedne-strane-ko-bi.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 03, 2016, 01:39:09 PM
Blago vama sto mozete sve te slike da vidite.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 03, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
Blago tebi sto neke ne mozes
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 03, 2016, 05:34:00 PM
A šta, ne daju ti ni slike da gledaš?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 03, 2016, 05:49:14 PM
Rad, red i disciplina
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 03, 2016, 05:52:26 PM
Ne daju mi ni da investiram gde ja hocu. Zamisli ti to.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 03, 2016, 05:54:03 PM
A ti hteo da investiras u Ivana?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 03, 2016, 05:54:36 PM
Nisam ali ne bi mi dali ni to.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 03, 2016, 05:56:56 PM
Zajebo si coveka za 10 miliona samo zato sto si se zaposlio u pogresnoj firmi
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 03, 2016, 05:58:05 PM
To je nesto sto ja mogu da podnesem.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on May 03, 2016, 07:26:18 PM
...takav si ti. Eto.

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 03, 2016, 07:49:40 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 05, 2016, 09:44:44 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754391/ciko-nemo-me-bijes.jpg)

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754382/a-mene-su-na-ekskurzi.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 05, 2016, 09:54:48 PM
Grozno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 08, 2016, 01:34:27 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/754527/izraz-lica-kad-ti-maj.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 09, 2016, 11:25:24 PM
Vučić: Najmanje šest novih ministara u Vladi

http://rs.n1info.com/a158332/Vesti/Vucic-o-sastavu-nove-vlade.html (http://rs.n1info.com/a158332/Vesti/Vucic-o-sastavu-nove-vlade.html)

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 11, 2016, 06:23:31 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 15, 2016, 12:51:08 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755000/zile-jel-sad.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 16, 2016, 06:46:38 AM
Kip slobode (http://vukajlija.com/kip-slobode/726504)

Riba na svadbi, koja pozira za slikanje sa uhvaćenim bidermajerom.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 16, 2016, 02:14:18 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 17, 2016, 05:51:30 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 18, 2016, 01:47:59 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755202/sta-je-druye-moj-osta.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 18, 2016, 08:23:28 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755230/you-ll-never.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on May 18, 2016, 09:11:57 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 19, 2016, 05:48:45 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755289/kod-mene-su-velike-sa.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 20, 2016, 01:19:42 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755347/e-sad-smo-im-se-osvet.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 21, 2016, 05:31:46 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755393/sta-tu-nije.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 21, 2016, 05:36:05 AM
Haha, ko se seća onog čuvenog TV "duela" Mlađana Dinkića i Bože Đelića "Ne diraj mi majku!"?
Ja sam bio tad na placu u Mataruškoj Banji i gledao sam čitavu stvar sa travnjaka ispred kroz širom otvorena balkonska vrata, dok su pčelice odlazile kući na spavanje... Srećna vremena, neki bi rekli.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 21, 2016, 03:57:00 PM
Kol'ko ti imas tih placeva?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 21, 2016, 08:07:23 PM
Kol'ko ti imas tih placeva?

kad vidi neku torbu da mu se sviđa, on mora da nađe i plac da je udomi...

ova argentinska će najverovatnije u Ostružnicu (tamo stigo i asfalt, nema zezanja)...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 21, 2016, 09:10:54 PM
Više od tri, manje od deset?

Imam i vinograd u koji ne samo da još nisam kročio, nego čak ne znam ni gde je. Doduše, baš mali. I verovatno zapušten. Kupio ga impulsivno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 22, 2016, 03:20:52 AM
Više od tri, manje od deset?

pa to verovatno slično kao Hateova majka sa stanovima, tu ste negde...  :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 22, 2016, 04:24:12 AM
Da, da; istina.

I sa kucama (the horror, the horror...).
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on May 22, 2016, 06:46:55 AM
...
(greska)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 22, 2016, 09:19:38 AM
ti placevi u poslednje vreme dobijaju na popularnosti...

evo i država pomaže...
preko noći pošalje bager da poruši ako ima šta da se ruši...
ne mora da se zovu, sami dođu...
sklone i šut kasnije...

i vlasniku naprave divan plac...


a niko da kaže: "Svaka čast Vučiću"...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 23, 2016, 02:45:12 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 23, 2016, 09:46:36 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755559/u-nekim-sutuacijama.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 24, 2016, 11:19:49 AM
Al' ova domaćica briše ruke o dupe dok kuva ručak.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 24, 2016, 01:54:28 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755586/vucicev-program.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 25, 2016, 07:03:52 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755653/samo-u-srbiji.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 25, 2016, 02:51:15 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755672/i-dalje-cekam-dan.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 25, 2016, 08:44:47 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755699/na-cemu-si-ti-zeno.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 25, 2016, 08:47:51 PM
Koji su to niži oblici života... Dobro sam vas kleo.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 26, 2016, 01:48:21 AM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755721/ne-mogu-vise-pao-mi-s.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on May 26, 2016, 01:59:08 AM
Pao mu secer? Pocisti ga?

Ivane, o cemu se ovde radi?  :P
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 28, 2016, 03:27:58 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201202/424062/pusti-sad-tetku.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 29, 2016, 05:24:29 AM
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(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201605/755878/jaka-stvar-cekas-smrt.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on May 29, 2016, 07:00:13 AM
Чекају да их удари сунчаница.

Свеједно, типично србски. Позерски. Обавезно у лежећој пози.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on May 29, 2016, 04:25:19 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 01, 2016, 08:53:01 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 02, 2016, 05:48:11 PM
oglas u najavi...

(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756106/reno-megan.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 02, 2016, 08:46:03 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756138/ali-za-dve.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on June 03, 2016, 12:43:34 PM
http://slither.io (http://slither.io)

odlicna igrica.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on June 03, 2016, 12:57:14 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756138/ali-za-dve.jpg)

Tomahawk kroz prozor. Odma'.TM
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on June 03, 2016, 01:43:44 PM
http://slither.io (http://slither.io)

odlicna igrica.

Your final length was 259

meni to sujmljivo...
otkud oni znaju svu moju velicinu..?

   
size
величина, туткало, број
magnitude
величина, опсег, важност, димензије
greatness
величина
value
вредност, величина, корист, мерило
dimensions
величина
grandeur
величанственост, величина
largeness
великодушност, величина, знатност, ширина, дебљина
dimensionality
димензионалност, величина
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on June 03, 2016, 01:50:25 PM
Moj rekord je nesto preko 9 hiljada. Moj klinac imao preko 12K, s razlikom da je njemu prosecna igra oko 4-5 hiljada, a meni oko 1000

Odlicna igrica inace.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 03, 2016, 06:51:07 PM

Your final length was 259

meni to sujmljivo...
otkud oni znaju svu moju velicinu..?


(https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-32aa5c5b4c20389be51fe8a05b2a7666?convert_to_webp=true)

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on June 03, 2016, 07:07:59 PM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 03, 2016, 07:14:43 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756181/zenske-grudi-su-dokaz.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 04, 2016, 03:56:08 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756235/da-se-nakace.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 04, 2016, 09:00:17 PM
Asians...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 06, 2016, 07:10:56 PM
(http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201606/756369/prozivaju-me-za-prima.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on June 06, 2016, 07:18:02 PM
...ili primiti kurca
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 07, 2016, 12:58:23 AM
"Razredna knjiga"?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on June 07, 2016, 01:03:21 AM
Nista ne vidim kad ostavljas slike sa Vukajlije
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 07, 2016, 01:06:36 AM
ha... pa zašto ti je njihov sajt blokiran?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: E on June 07, 2016, 01:07:41 AM
Pojma nemam sta se desava
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 07, 2016, 01:26:09 AM
možda blokiraju nekog ludaka koji ima istog net provajdera kao i ti...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 07, 2016, 02:55:10 AM
Get a PC, hippie.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on June 07, 2016, 07:42:06 AM
get lumia wp
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on June 17, 2016, 11:41:21 PM
ko je ta zena na slici?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on June 17, 2016, 11:53:23 PM
ko je ta zena na slici?

Neka krava, dosla na pojilo
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 18, 2016, 01:08:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85i9d_icsno#ws
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on June 21, 2016, 07:03:37 PM
 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on June 21, 2016, 07:12:00 PM
Visok, razveden ne svojom krivicom, stambeno i materijalno obezbedjen....
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on June 21, 2016, 07:12:18 PM
 :mrgreen:
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Post by: Daisy on June 22, 2016, 02:36:40 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 23, 2016, 07:33:19 AM
Grozan svet, grozan.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 23, 2016, 07:53:24 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on June 23, 2016, 07:56:04 PM
meni izgleda k'o da krenuo (opet) da se ženi

jesam li vam pričao da je tatko na Xeniu vlasnik cirkusa iz Margite?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on June 24, 2016, 03:23:59 PM
vid'e ćune, prava pionirska
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on June 30, 2016, 04:09:38 PM
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Hrvatska podiže ogradu na granici sa Srbijom

Očekuje se će podizanje ograde visoke oko dva mestra biti gotovo danas poslepodne.

Metalna ograda nalazi se otprilike na sredini batinskog mosta, na hrvatskoj strani.

(http://static.rs.n1info.com/Picture/78812/jpeg/PXL_300616_13263000.jpg)

http://rs.n1info.com/a172944/Svet/Region/Hrvatska-podize-ogradu-na-granici-sa-Srbijom.html (http://rs.n1info.com/a172944/Svet/Region/Hrvatska-podize-ogradu-na-granici-sa-Srbijom.html)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on June 30, 2016, 04:43:44 PM
 :shock:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on July 01, 2016, 03:36:42 AM
Hrvatska uklonila ogradu na graničnom prelazu Batina

http://rs.n1info.com/a173114/Svet/Region/Uklonjena-ograda-na-granicnom-prelazu-Batina.html (http://rs.n1info.com/a173114/Svet/Region/Uklonjena-ograda-na-granicnom-prelazu-Batina.html)

Realan 19:42 30.06.2016.
Ograda je isla na farbanje, ono nije ni na sta licilo.

Zoran 18:51 30.06.2016.
Sta je bre ovo? Vratite ogradu.

   Goran 23:04 30.06.2016.
   i da bog da vas taj zid kištao 20 milijardi evra.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on July 11, 2016, 12:41:01 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on July 11, 2016, 01:21:05 PM
koliko je to, četir'ipo belca (onaj drugi sleva u gornjem redu mi nešto bledunjav, k'o da su ga prali na 90 stepeni) u ekipi od 11?

nije loše
a koliko je među njima muslimana?

je li mali, koje si ti nacionalnosti?
ja sam fudbaler
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on July 11, 2016, 01:58:05 PM
tri i po belca...

gornji red, drugi s leva, #11 (Guadeloupean descent)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/Anthony-Martial-2015.jpg/200px-Anthony-Martial-2015.jpg)

gornji red, treći s leva, #4 (Moroccan parents)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Adil_Rami_20120611.jpg/220px-Adil_Rami_20120611.jpg)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on July 11, 2016, 02:05:36 PM
Jebote al' je taj proces dobio na ubrzanju... maločas ih je bilo četiri i po
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 11, 2016, 10:46:24 PM
Ah, g-dja Nuland/Nudelman...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: iDemo on July 12, 2016, 08:11:22 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on July 12, 2016, 11:38:12 AM
treba "nije im dozvolio ni jedno bacanje" ili mozda i "nije im dozvolio makar jedno bacanje".

Grozna je to zemlja. Grozan svet, grozan.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: iDemo on July 12, 2016, 12:03:11 PM
Al' zato Marko zlato u pakšu...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on July 12, 2016, 04:09:15 PM
bolje tozla nego tuki u pakšu
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Post by: Daisy on July 14, 2016, 12:26:23 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on July 14, 2016, 12:32:11 AM
Арандјеловац
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 14, 2016, 12:56:31 AM
Imam tamo jednog pripadnika; on je neka veca faca tamo po organima, nekakav shef...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 14, 2016, 03:30:36 AM
treba "nije im dozvolio ni jedno bacanje" ili mozda i "nije im dozvolio makar jedno bacanje".

Grozna je to zemlja. Grozan svet, grozan.

Izvini brate, o kakvom bacanju je rec?

Nisam upratio...
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 17, 2016, 09:06:50 PM
Jaoj kako je ruzna. Strasno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on July 18, 2016, 12:08:59 AM
скоро све су овде сад такве
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 18, 2016, 03:11:19 AM
 :(
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Post by: iDemo on July 18, 2016, 03:31:19 PM
A mozda ima lepe krajnike??
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: iDemo on July 18, 2016, 03:38:00 PM
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Sine, ide tata malo da pojuri Pokemone po hudu...
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Post by: indie on July 19, 2016, 03:20:33 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on July 19, 2016, 03:23:21 PM
Sine, ide tata malo da pojuri Pokemone po hudu...

ovaj zagoreo, skroz....
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 24, 2016, 03:31:00 AM
Sta, sta? Ne vidi se.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on July 24, 2016, 06:03:12 AM
izbrisali

ne sećam se šta je bilo
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on July 24, 2016, 02:28:23 PM
nesto jako smesno
vjerojatno...
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 27, 2016, 02:24:20 AM
Strasno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on July 27, 2016, 03:39:46 PM
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Post by: Hate mail on July 27, 2016, 04:16:58 PM
Zasto svi ti srbski duznosnici i ine javne licnosti imaju turske crte lica??
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on July 27, 2016, 04:19:27 PM
Odakle ti to?

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on July 27, 2016, 04:20:22 PM
Laka mu crna zemlja. Mi crnogorci smo jedini ne-turski Srbi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on July 27, 2016, 04:21:13 PM
VI ste siptarski srbi
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on July 27, 2016, 04:21:41 PM
verovatno zato sto su arijevci
ciji su potomci
kroz generacije
i generacije
stasavali na raznim meridijanima
usput se, ponekad, usloznjavali sa nekima drugima
(bilo to severnjaci, kelti, kazahstanci, iliri, arijevci...)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on July 27, 2016, 04:23:57 PM
Zasto svi ti srbski duznosnici i ine javne licnosti imaju turske crte lica??

verovatno zato sto su arijevci
ciji su potomci
kroz generacije
i generacije
stasavali na raznim meridijanima
usput se, ponekad, usloznjavali sa nekima drugima
(bilo to severnjaci, kelti, kazahstanci, iliri, arijevci...)
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Post by: Hate mail on August 01, 2016, 09:11:05 PM
Nije sve sto je besplatno i dobro.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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vrh vrhova
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Ovi mi lice na prosvetne radnike.

Oksi mi prica juce kako je nasla novi respekt za Medvedeva koji je bio na Krimu nedavno i tamo ga spopao nekakav ucitelj koji kaze da nemaju para i da su se nadali da ce posle prikljucenja Rusiji stvari krenuti ne bolje, a ne na gore.
Medvedev mu rekao da drzava nema para da im pomogne, ali nek se drze   :mrgreen:
Ovom to nije bilo dovoljno, pa je rekao da je ucitelj i da ne izlazi na kraj sa svojom uciteljskom platom. A Medvedev ga na to pitao zasto se nije okrenuo nekom biznisu umesto da je ucitelj i da bi mu onda mozda bilo bolje   xrofl xjap xrofl

Jesu prokleti ti prosvetni radnici, pogotovo po Rusijama i Srbijama. Stalno nesto zanovetaju, stalno misle da su entitled, dele lekcije ostalima, misle da su najpametniji, da im pripada nesto...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 05, 2016, 09:22:10 PM
Eh, pa znas li ti koje je dostignuce u zemlji seljaka biti prvi koji je zavrsio nesto, najcesce Visu pedagosku??

I onda jos prosvecivati ostale neumivene seljake??

Znas li to koje je to dostignuce??

To kosta bre!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 05, 2016, 09:25:16 PM
Eh, pa znas li ti koje je dostignuce u zemlji seljaka biti prvi koji je zavrsio nesto, najcesce Visu pedagosku??

I onda jos prosvecivati ostale neumivene seljake??

Znas li to koje je to dostignuce??

To kosta bre!

Bez sarkazma molim, opisao si moje roditelje. Oboje su prvi u svojim porodicama koji su zavrsili skole, i to bas to sto si opisao  :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 05, 2016, 09:25:41 PM
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on August 06, 2016, 09:50:08 AM
Eh, pa znas li ti koje je dostignuce u zemlji seljaka biti prvi koji je zavrsio nesto, najcesce Visu pedagosku??

I onda jos prosvecivati ostale neumivene seljake??

Znas li to koje je to dostignuce??

To kosta bre!

Bez sarkazma molim, opisao si moje roditelje. Oboje su prvi u svojim porodicama koji su zavrsili skole, i to bas to sto si opisao  :|

jesu li bar na sorboni to završili?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 06, 2016, 03:53:42 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 06, 2016, 04:17:29 PM
jesu li bar na sorboni to završili?

Otac na Hardwardu, majka na Yaileu
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 07, 2016, 01:56:49 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 07, 2016, 02:10:34 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 07, 2016, 03:07:04 AM
E jesu prokleti ovi mrtvi ljudi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on August 09, 2016, 02:58:01 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 09, 2016, 04:45:41 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 10, 2016, 02:19:56 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 10, 2016, 09:07:45 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 10, 2016, 10:10:13 PM
 :P

Joj, ovo je strasno. Sta je bre sa ovim svetom? Mental illness is rampant!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 10, 2016, 10:23:59 PM
Speaking of which:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-scales-trump-tower-manhattan-suction-cups-article-1.2746270 (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/man-scales-trump-tower-manhattan-suction-cups-article-1.2746270)

 :shock: :P :(
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on August 13, 2016, 08:09:53 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 13, 2016, 02:31:27 PM
 :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 13, 2016, 02:45:06 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 13, 2016, 11:16:35 PM
Onaj na kasi je bio Karl Fridrih Gaus
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 13, 2016, 11:50:50 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 14, 2016, 12:21:12 AM
Ko i na kojoj kasi? WTF?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 14, 2016, 12:23:20 AM
Iz one ogre price o Lindzi Lohan.
Ti nisi sav svoj kad je neradan dan
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 14, 2016, 03:12:14 AM
Lindzi sta, gde??

Stvarno, sta se desava?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 14, 2016, 03:13:54 AM
Uf jebote, i mene kolje neradni dan.  Britni ne LIndzi. Znam da je neka lujka
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 14, 2016, 03:17:16 AM
Ja znam da nisam sav svoj kad je neradni dan (hej: kad ne padaju mine i ostala trikotaza) ali stvarno si me sad izvozao kao Jovan kobilu.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 14, 2016, 06:44:27 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 15, 2016, 10:28:51 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 16, 2016, 11:41:39 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 17, 2016, 01:06:30 AM
Svasta...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 17, 2016, 04:29:18 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on August 17, 2016, 10:38:59 PM
Gle Bosanci sto se sire   xrotaeye

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/08/these-4-maps-might-change-how-you-think-about-migration-in-europe?utm_content=buffer55b2d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer (https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/08/these-4-maps-might-change-how-you-think-about-migration-in-europe?utm_content=buffer55b2d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)

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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 18, 2016, 04:19:32 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 19, 2016, 05:48:00 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on August 19, 2016, 07:42:57 PM
to ti nepečeno
jel' tako, indie
jesi li i ti uzimao onu pocrnelu?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 19, 2016, 08:08:19 PM
(http://kirpichmaster.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Universalnyj-kirpich-M-100.jpg)

КИРПИЧ ПОЛНОТЕЛЫЙ М-100 (ЖАШКОВ), (ВИННИЦА), (ВОЛОДАРКА)

http://kirpichmaster.ru/vidy/m100.html (http://kirpichmaster.ru/vidy/m100.html)
http://eco-beton.com.ua/g7231396-kirpich-ryadovoj-litsevoj (http://eco-beton.com.ua/g7231396-kirpich-ryadovoj-litsevoj)

eto posao za pekara...
ako treba da se prevede sa ukrajinskog, pekar će ...
ako treba da se ispeče, pekar će...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzWz8PZgauM#ws
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on August 19, 2016, 11:50:01 PM
to ti nepečeno
jel' tako, indie
jesi li i ti uzimao onu pocrnelu?

glaziranu
ne
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 20, 2016, 12:51:47 AM
Ne razumem gde nalazite sve ove slike koje se meni ne otvaraju.

Stvarno ste nemoguci.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 20, 2016, 03:57:59 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on August 20, 2016, 07:48:49 AM
Citam sad neko postirao na FB:

Quote
Da se nije desilo meni, mislio bih da je NJUZ.
Danas, kod nekoliko beogradskih notara pokušao da overim ovlašćenje za jednog rođaka koji živi u HR. Svi odbili da ga overe jer je napisano latinicom (takvo mi poslao neki zagrebački advokat). Zahtevali da ga najpre prevedem (prekucam) na ćirilicu, a onda, kada ga overe (dabome, ćiriličnim pečatom), da ga ovlašćeni prevodilac (zajedno s tim pečatom), prevede na latinicu.

A mojoj sestri koja živi u Nemačkoj, notar Nemac, koji ne zna ni reč hrvatskog, ladno je overio ovlašćenje na hrvatskom. Objasnio joj je da je njegov posao samo da potvrdi da je ovlašćenje potpisala ona.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 20, 2016, 10:04:04 AM
a šta nije potrijeban prijevod sa jekavice na ekavicu i obrnuto?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 20, 2016, 10:13:13 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on August 20, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Citam sad neko postirao na FB:

Quote
Da se nije desilo meni, mislio bih da je NJUZ.
Danas, kod nekoliko beogradskih notara pokušao da overim ovlašćenje za jednog rođaka koji živi u HR. Svi odbili da ga overe jer je napisano latinicom (takvo mi poslao neki zagrebački advokat). Zahtevali da ga najpre prevedem (prekucam) na ćirilicu, a onda, kada ga overe (dabome, ćiriličnim pečatom), da ga ovlašćeni prevodilac (zajedno s tim pečatom), prevede na latinicu.

A mojoj sestri koja živi u Nemačkoj, notar Nemac, koji ne zna ni reč hrvatskog, ladno je overio ovlašćenje na hrvatskom. Objasnio joj je da je njegov posao samo da potvrdi da je ovlašćenje potpisala ona.

tog kretena i treba karati

sudovi overavaju to isto za 280 dindži
bez rasprave

samo je trebalo da plati advokatu sto evrova za savet
i završio bi pos'o
a ne da se pravi pametan i tera inat
i kenja po fejsbuku kako mu ne valja srbija :mrgreen:

pre nekog vremena overavao ja specijalno punomoćje za naplatu troškova postupka, sve završio dok si rek'o piksla u 2. osnovnom
kad mi onomad zatrebalo da ga upotrebim, primetim da sam bio zaboravio da unesem datum izdavanja na za to predviđeno mesto
svejedno overilo
ja posle samo uneo datum koji mi odgovarao i piči snajka
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 23, 2016, 11:14:17 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 24, 2016, 02:50:46 AM
Pazi onu erekciju u sredini.

Samouki Hitler je bio diplomata, lider, drzavnik svetskog formata za sve ove modern-day babyboomer hippie trash idiote.

Covek voleo Wagnera, opere.

Ovaj seljak iz Arkanzasa nacrt'o batak, erekciju...

Kako smo mi uopste dovde stigli?

Rec ima Barack Hussein Obama a neka se pripremi Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho...
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 26, 2016, 08:51:58 PM
Sad shvatam. Vi to radite namerno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 26, 2016, 09:48:49 PM
Grozno.

Al' ono bas tranzicijski grozno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on August 26, 2016, 10:02:59 PM
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Bem ti kolač...

 :shock:

https://twitter.com/ZoranTesic7
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on August 26, 2016, 10:05:11 PM
Jebote, ovaj mladji od mene a gluplji. Ima nesto u tom prezimenu "Tesic"...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Ivan_D on August 26, 2016, 10:07:27 PM
jos ladno rodjen u Zemunu. Neverovatno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 26, 2016, 10:19:51 PM
Bosanci!  xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 26, 2016, 11:10:13 PM
ima uvećanu sliku ako koga zanima

 :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 26, 2016, 11:14:01 PM
 :mrgreen:

Ivan voli baje, Zemunce.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 28, 2016, 07:08:04 PM
Grozno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 29, 2016, 12:44:05 AM
O cemu se radi sa onim muzickim instrumentom?

Neke od tih jebenih slika su downright glupe, ne moze covek da #provali sta je tu zanimljivo/smesno/itd.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on August 29, 2016, 01:43:02 AM
#pištolj

daj, vidi sa pekarom što kasni sa tim tkompjuterima/telefonima

bitno je da je on dobio nove slušalice, a ti ništa?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on August 29, 2016, 03:18:50 AM
Nevidjeni je grebator.

Meanwhile, ovde kod mene je nedelja/neradni dan, razumi...
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on September 10, 2016, 06:51:38 PM
Ko su Veljko i Anastasija / ko su ono dvoje za stolom: ona pusi (!!!!) a on zadrig'o, neobrijan i grozno zapustene glve?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on September 10, 2016, 09:38:04 PM
Onaj neuredni Kusturica-like gospodin je Aca Lukas, istaknuti estradni umentik. Pored njega je Svetlana Raznatovic, istaknuta estradna umetnica, udovica Zeljka Raznatovica Arkana, komandanta Srbske Dobrovoljacke Garde. Veljko i Anastazija su deca pomenutog para
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on September 10, 2016, 09:47:50 PM
Aha. To je Ceca na slici znaci. Grozno. I taj Aca. Jos groznije.

A deca su Ace i Cece ili Arkana i Cece? Biva da su Arkanova deca ti Veljko i Anastasija, no?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on September 10, 2016, 10:25:50 PM
Da, sad tek videh, "Pomenuti par" se odnosi na Arkana i Cecu.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 04, 2016, 04:25:11 AM
Jelda su oni komunisticki patrijarsi bili bolji? German, Pavle... Ovi sad se bas u sve mesaju, nabusito, drcno, in your face.

What's up with these con-men and their imaginary friend in the sky?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on October 04, 2016, 05:24:09 AM
ima tu nečega
odavno ja pričam da se ovde taj tkomunizam lepo primio baš zbog pravoslavlja (kao predkulture, štono bi rekli seljaci, je li tako, Indie?)

al' pazi im svima noseve, kad se nasmeju, sastave se s bradom
kažu da je taj atavizam svojevremeno omogućio prastanovnicima evrope (naravno, rvatima, kome drugom) da prežive poslednje ledeno doba, jer su kroz te povijene paljke slinavili u brkove (i muško i žensko) i ondak kroz taj prirodni filter udisali grozomorno hladan vazduh, koji bi se uz put zagrevao i vlažio... mora da je autor te teorije ideju dobio kad je video kako komšija meće na masku hladnjaka svoje lade onu kožnu navlaku za zimu i prebacuje filter vazduha na "dužu cirkulaciju"

samo me zanima, ako je tomu tako, a kako onda ove šveđanke dišu kroz one njihove prćaste nosiće...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLATMJdQr-4
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 08, 2016, 01:26:41 AM
Grozno.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 25, 2016, 03:19:00 PM
Neverovatno.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on October 25, 2016, 04:13:43 PM
Nepojamno  :evil:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on October 25, 2016, 09:25:54 PM
Grozan, grozan svet.
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Post by: Hate mail on November 03, 2016, 08:06:08 PM
Gde bre nalazite ovolike nevidljive slike? Ovo nema nidje nasvijet.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on November 03, 2016, 08:08:03 PM
to ti je na istom sajtu kao i ona slika koju si video pre par minuta (sa trenutcima)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on November 03, 2016, 08:08:54 PM
Da, tu sam morao da pogledam na telefonu a to nije lako.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Pijanista on November 11, 2016, 12:53:10 AM
Ovo nemre bit Japan, oni voze pogresnom stranom
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on November 11, 2016, 01:03:31 AM
oko sokolovo!

jeste Japan, Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route
valjda je parkirao na drugu stranu da bi putnici mogli lakše da izađu iz busa (s obzirom da nema trotoara)

inače fotka se masovno koristi na indijskim sajtovima za promociju Kullu Manali, India.
i Indijci voze pogrešnom stranom...
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on November 11, 2016, 03:42:35 PM
err
tip 400 je najfinije ('najcistije')...

http://www.danubius.rs/mlinarskiProizvodi/mlinarskiProizvodi.php?lang=sr

(ja inace pref. tip 850 i 1100)
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Post by: Hate mail on November 15, 2016, 10:43:26 PM
Sammy i ja, isti rodjendan. 25 godina stariji, ko bi rekao.
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Post by: Pijanista on November 16, 2016, 11:56:04 PM
Sta radi ova levo?
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Post by: Hate mail on November 18, 2016, 08:48:49 PM
:mrgreen:
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Post by: Hate mail on November 20, 2016, 01:21:08 AM
Slavic beauty. Gde ga pekar?
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Post by: Toza on November 20, 2016, 03:45:09 AM
malko izvan kadra
 :mrgreen:
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Post by: Toza on November 22, 2016, 03:24:50 PM
 xrofl
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Post by: Hate mail on November 30, 2016, 02:26:13 AM
 :shock:
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Post by: Hate mail on November 30, 2016, 02:27:00 AM
Mr T.
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Post by: Pijanista on November 30, 2016, 08:33:12 PM
Војислав Шешељ, лидер СРС-а:

Тому су сви отписали, па нађите ми неког нормалног ко ће гласати за њега, питање је да ли ће и Драгица.
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Post by: indie on December 01, 2016, 10:17:56 AM
pre neki mesec sam gledao reportazu
lik je dalmos
doselio se na zlatibor
i pravi prsut po orig. dalm.
recepturi
kaze da je boljeg kvaliteta neego orig.
(klima, drva na kojima se susi, voda isl...)
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Superhik on December 01, 2016, 11:32:55 AM
Pa da.

Missim, da li se Le salade sovietique pravi samo u Rusiji?

 xwink2
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 01, 2016, 04:28:12 PM

kaze da je boljeg kvaliteta neego orig.


 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 01, 2016, 04:30:15 PM
Pa da.

Missim, da li se Le salade sovietique pravi samo u Rusiji?

 xwink2
Uzbekistan, Kazahstan, Turkmenistan, Dadžigistan, Letonija, Latvija i ostale UKrajine... Stvarno, gde ga pekar, da nije na Avganistancu?
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Pekar's thugging it.
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 16, 2016, 01:45:00 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 16, 2016, 02:41:51 AM
Sta su znali? Ne razumem. Svakakvo smece i vi ovde navlacite.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 16, 2016, 03:31:40 AM
pa da
vidite taj pad kognitivnih sposobnosti
jedan od najjasnijih simptoma
uz to: gubitak objektivne socijalne orijentacije, autohipnotičko dekliniranje od simbola kulturnog identiteta, odsustvo zdravog smisla za humor, pad komunikacionih kvaliteta...
nema potrebe da ga šaljemo na skener, dijagnoza je, bez sumnje
TRAMPIZAM!
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 19, 2016, 03:37:58 PM
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Hiče?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 19, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
stipu hika, on ne sme da se oglašava po pitanju dotične zbog odnosnih odredaba p.s.-a

ali ja mogu :mrgreen: :
lm
dođi čici ludo malo, primio deda invalidu... :|
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 20, 2016, 11:07:23 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 21, 2016, 02:38:12 AM
šta si se ti sneveselio?
ti ne bi ovo..., kao.?
hehehe
kad bi ti pala šaka, ironijom sudbine
pokid'o bi je ko svinja masan džak
hehehehe
nemo se praviš mlogo fin
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 21, 2016, 03:36:29 AM
Smucio si mi se sa tim starackim glupostima: chici, deda, invalida.

Super-bedno.

A i Freudian slip, ako vec nisi sam provalio.

Nije ti lako, biva.

A ja, ja sam u drustvu lepih i mladih (30s) zena. Ne setam grobine. Missim ta ironija sudbine me jos nije munula k'o neke sto ih znam.

Ok je sto citiras moj citat moga Miladina.

Ja kad sam smoren nesto obavezno sebi dozovem neku od njegovih maksima koje su maksime naseg (njegovog) prostora.

Vas Kraljevcane, by the way, ne racunam u nase/Sumadince.

Vi ste meni carapani, govorite kao carapani, ponasate se kao carapani, ista ste ziva vrsta s njima. Cisto da znas.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 21, 2016, 04:57:20 PM
čist trampizam
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 22, 2016, 01:15:21 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 22, 2016, 03:19:26 AM
Trump, no sto.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 22, 2016, 02:17:58 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 23, 2016, 10:18:37 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 24, 2016, 01:39:29 AM
Platicemo kad prodamo kokoske...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 26, 2016, 01:01:44 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 26, 2016, 05:02:35 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 26, 2016, 05:59:41 PM
Ovo k'o da je Dodik napisao.
Hate, jel' bi iš'o na inauguraciju kao njegov personal assistant, mogu da te ubacim?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 27, 2016, 12:30:43 AM
Je li, kakav je osecaj kada ti zena (i to onakva...) uzme stan pa sad moras da me te tvoje staracke gluposti pitas iz kola ili iz nekog iznajmljenog srbskog cumeza? xrofl
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on December 27, 2016, 12:53:34 AM
zenira se, tvrdi pazar (hm)...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 27, 2016, 06:22:58 AM
Ovo k'o da je Dodik napisao.
Hate, jel' bi iš'o na inauguraciju kao njegov personal assistant, mogu da te ubacim?


Ambasada SAD ne da vizu Dodiku da ide na inauguraciju Trampa

http://rs.n1info.com/a217258/Svet/Region/Ambasada-SAD-ne-da-vizu-Dodiku-da-ide-na-inauguraciju-Trampa.html
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 27, 2016, 06:35:32 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 27, 2016, 06:43:28 AM
Sa'će Hate da pozove svog drugara Trampu, da sredi Dodiku vizu preko veze.

Kockasti, sve si pogrešno shvatio, šta da ti kažem. Keen eye my ass. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 27, 2016, 07:33:34 AM
Dzaba te bilo, idiote. Samo si nekome ko nije ispuseni kurton zauzeo mesto na onoj "Diversity" lutriji 2010... To je tvoj net effect na ovoj smrdljivoj, besmislenoj planeti...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 27, 2016, 06:24:17 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 27, 2016, 06:36:14 PM
je li, indie, za taj indukcioni rešo kažu da treba neko specijalno posuđe
što ne može ovo koje imam od rostfraja?

sad je na akciji u metroju, četiri i šesto
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 27, 2016, 08:09:18 PM
Dzaba te bilo, idiote. Samo si nekome ko nije ispuseni kurton zauzeo mesto na onoj "Diversity" lutriji 2010... To je tvoj net effect na ovoj smrdljivoj, besmislenoj planeti...

jesi li to ti prekinuo da uzimaš prozak?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on December 27, 2016, 08:19:56 PM
Opet projektujes?
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: indie on December 28, 2016, 01:29:54 AM
je li, indie, za taj indukcioni rešo kažu da treba neko specijalno posuđe
što ne može ovo koje imam od rostfraja?

sad je na akciji u metroju, četiri i šesto

imas magnet u kuci..?
priljubi ga uz posudu (ima 6 vrsta rostfraja, industrijski gledano)

ps
na bljuvaku je 4k reso (sve garancija)...

pps
ako nemas magnet, imam ja
neodimijumske, odlicne

pps
ako nemas kucu, imam ja par
pa...
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on December 28, 2016, 05:35:48 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Daisy on December 29, 2016, 02:10:26 PM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on February 18, 2017, 01:04:11 AM
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Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Hate mail on February 18, 2017, 02:19:02 AM
A pazi otiske macijih (?) sapa po haubi.
Title: Re: Vukajlija
Post by: Toza on February 18, 2017, 02:54:04 AM
aha