Author Topic: Samo ti i ja (Read 6666 times)

Pijanista · « **on:** December 16, 2009, 01:20:20 AM »

Ah, trenutno je na forumu prisutno dvoje: Jelence i ja. Ceo forum samo za nas, sta reci:)

Pijanista · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:24:11 AM »

Jelence vrati se, necu ti nista

Paramecijum · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:31:49 AM »

vidiš ti kakav je Jelence postala ovisnik od interneta i diskusija... a kada smo je upoznali, ništa nije ukazivalo na takav ishod, mala, smotana, samoukopavajuća, nemaštovita, lišena humora, neostvarena kao osoba i žena i sve ostalo... ta Jaostralija je ipak nekima pomogla da postanu ono za šta nisu imali predispozicije.

Pijanista · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:33:33 AM »

Ne znam da li je Australija ili anonimnost interneta.

Paramecijum · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:52:51 AM »

ma kakva anonimnost; oćeš fotke njene?

amans · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:37:34 AM »

Quote from: Paramecijum on December 16, 2009, 01:31:49 AM

vidiš ti kakav je Jelence postala ovisnik od interneta i diskusija... a kada smo je upoznali, ništa nije ukazivalo na takav ishod, mala, smotana, samoukopavajuća, nemaštovita, lišena humora, neostvarena kao osoba i žena i sve ostalo... ta Jaostralija je ipak nekima pomogla da postanu ono za šta nisu imali predispozicije.

Mislim da nisi u pravu ovog puta, Para. Jos od ranih dana sc-a, 501 epizode, Jelencetova nekonvencionalnost, nesputanost, hrabrost i humor su je izbacili u prvi plan internetskog sazvezdja

Paramecijum · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:27:06 AM »

humor... o top listo nadrealista, srbi te vole više od tita...

Jelence · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Pijanista on December 16, 2009, 01:20:20 AM

Ah, trenutno je na forumu prisutno dvoje: Jelence i ja. Ceo forum samo za nas, sta reci:)

Jes, bili bismo sami da nam Para ne kvari srecu. (pss, psss:

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Jelence · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2009, 11:54:03 AM »

Quote from: amans on December 16, 2009, 02:37:34 AM

Quote from: Paramecijum on December 16, 2009, 01:31:49 AM
vidiš ti kakav je Jelence postala ovisnik od interneta i diskusija... a kada smo je upoznali, ništa nije ukazivalo na takav ishod, mala, smotana, samoukopavajuća, nemaštovita, lišena humora, neostvarena kao osoba i žena i sve ostalo... ta Jaostralija je ipak nekima pomogla da postanu ono za šta nisu imali predispozicije.

Mislim da nisi u pravu ovog puta, Para. Jos od ranih dana sc-a, 501 epizode, Jelencetova nekonvencionalnost, nesputanost, hrabrost i humor su je izbacili u prvi plan internetskog sazvezdja

To sam ja

Hahahaha, pa ne mogu da verujem da se jos neko seca 501

Hvala ti najlepse, amans, ovakav spisak komplimenata nema sanse da me ostavi ravnodusnom. Evo sam se nakezila od uva do uva, ovaj osmeh sad moze samo limun da skine

Bas si srce

tarana · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Paramecijum on December 16, 2009, 01:52:51 AM

ma kakva anonimnost; oćeš fotke njene?

nemo mi obaraš tržište!

Jelence · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:15:05 PM »

Ma on me sliko iz aviona, nemoj da brigas

Nista se ne vidi

Paramecijum · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:17:00 PM »

ma ona je sad već trećepozivka, cena joj je nikakva.

tarana · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:23:43 PM »

kad kaseta ugleda svetlo javnosti ima bude prvopozivka...
pa suze, pa znoj...

Paramecijum · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:25:06 PM »

da.. da... u domovima staraca.

Jelence · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:40:15 PM »

taki · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Paramecijum on December 16, 2009, 01:52:51 AM

ma kakva anonimnost; oćeš fotke njene?

HOCU JAAAAAAAAAAA!
Evo javljam se vec drugi put, a i dalje nemam slike

taki · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:45:06 PM »

Quote from: Jelence on December 16, 2009, 11:54:03 AM

Hahahaha, pa ne mogu da verujem da se jos neko seca 501

samo se ti nadaj

tarana · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:46:26 PM »

Quote from: taki on December 16, 2009, 01:43:48 PM

HOCU JAAAAAAAAAAA!
Evo javljam se vec drugi put, a i dalje nemam slike

pregledo sam tendersku dokumentaciju. nema tvoje ponude.

Jelence · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:47:36 PM »

Quote from: taki on December 16, 2009, 01:45:06 PM

Quote from: Jelence on December 16, 2009, 11:54:03 AM
Hahahaha, pa ne mogu da verujem da se jos neko seca 501

samo se ti nadaj

hahahaha... prica se svojevremeno toliko uFatila da sam se izEla ziva sto sam je izmislila.

mislim, TIP je zaista postojao, ali sve ostalo je bila fikcija.

taki · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:51:58 PM »

Quote from: tarana on December 16, 2009, 01:46:26 PM

Quote from: taki on December 16, 2009, 01:43:48 PM
HOCU JAAAAAAAAAAA!
Evo javljam se vec drugi put, a i dalje nemam slike
pregledo sam tendersku dokumentaciju. nema tvoje ponude.

konkretizuj i o'ma cu da se oglasim

Pijanista · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:55:01 PM »

Ja se secam 501 faze, po sto puta. Ne secams e svih nadimaka doduse. A za slike, ne znam da li je bolje da ih dobijem ili i dalje da sanjam

Ivan_D · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2009, 05:03:39 PM »

Jelence je vlastita imenica zenskog roda u ovom slucaju. Ne znam zasto svi govorite 'Jelenceta' umesto 'Jelence' i 'Jelencetov' umesto 'Jelencin'.

Pijanista · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2009, 05:06:07 PM »

Jelence je srednji rod.

slawen · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »

Мушки.
Јеленче Вилотић.

Jelence · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2009, 05:27:56 PM »

Rodjena sam kao musko pa sam promenila pol.

Ivan_D · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2009, 05:40:40 PM »

are you really what they refer to as lady-boy?

amans · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2009, 07:28:23 PM »

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother..

Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:

'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.' Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said, 'Oooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

The fairy godmother replied,'It is the least that I can do what do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had' At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.' Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.' With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... "Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off!!!"