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Started by Jelence, February 11, 2010, 02:23:04 AM

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An Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the Gulf News reports.

The envoy had only met the woman a few times, during which she had hidden her face behind a niqab, or face-covering veil, the paper said on Wednesday.

After the marriage contract was signed, the ambassador attempted to kiss his bride-to-be, upon which he discovered she had facial hair and was cross-eyed, it said.

The ambassador told an Islamic Sharia court in the United Arab Emirates that he was tricked into the marriage as the woman's mother had shown his own mother pictures of her sister instead of her, the report said.

He sued for the contract to be annulled and also demanded the woman pay him 500,000 dirhams ($156,330) for clothes, jewellery and other gifts he had bought for her.

The court annulled the contract but rejected the ambassador's demand for compensation.

The report did not identify the ambassador nor give any further details.
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Jelence

Pobeze mi topik, a htedo da ga prevedem slobodnim stilom :)

Pa nista, coveka sjebao onaj veo sto nose Arapkinje. Videli se pre vencanja nekoliko puta al ona uvek nosila veo. Tek kad je potpis'o mogao je da skine veo i poljubi mladu, kad je i ustanovio da ne samo da je bradata nego je i ukrstila ocima.

Brak je ponisten ali pare za poklone mu nisu vracene. $150k, sta je to za Arapina...

Kad nece da zeni nase pevaljke. Tako mu i treba.
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"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Jelence

Ma zena je bila zena, no je bila bradata na pogresnom mestu  :mrgreen:
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Vidim nego sam komentarisao kompletan njihov ushkopljeni svet. Primitivne, frustrirane, closet fags debilne seprtlje.

Mator covek, ambasador (ej), a udvara se satoru iza kojeg se mozda krije i dobro dresirani gorila i hoce da ga zeni na nevidjeno.

Nije ni cudo da su idioti kao sto su.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

alan ford

pre 10-ak godina sam poslovno bio nekoliko meseci u Saudijskoj Arabiji i posle par nedelja sam sa kolegom poceo da primecujem zenske oci jer je to jedino sto se moglo videti.
Uzgred u jednom od 'molova' (shoping centara) smo naleteli na radnju sa zenskim rubljem. Takve sexy stvari se ovde i preko interneta tesko mogu naci...I onda gledas i cudis se svim onim zabradjenom zenama koje prebiru po gacicama, brusevima, podmetacima, podizacima, namestacima...

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Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Daisy

hm, biznis oportjuniti

od jedne ture uzeli 150k

not bad
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Pijanista

Jos je dobro prosao. Mogao je da bude kurate srece pa da ispod chadora napipa....

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- Vidje li ti ovo, tata?...

- E s kakim medjedom mene zivot prodje...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

baggio

Quote from: Pijanista on February 11, 2010, 09:17:32 PM
Jos je dobro prosao. Mogao je da bude kurate srece pa da ispod chadora napipa....

Za to je Crocodile Dundee bio maher. :mrgreen:
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Jelence

Quote from: INI
hm, biznis oportjuniti

od jedne ture uzeli 150k

not bad

Vidis? Grebe se tebi i za bradu i za brkove, ti vidis biznis oportjuniti.

Za tebe 10 poena i nagradnog Kviska!
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