Rules to Avoid Failure

[Tromotorac]

Desetak pravila za pre-teen/teenage/adolescente:


1.If you keep food in your bedroom, you're probably going to be a shut-in later in life.

2. Getting laid regularly in high school correlates with career failure later in life. Get what you want before you've earned it, and the rainbow ends in misery. See Leif Garrett.

3.Geeks inherit the earth, not jocks. See above.

4.Your opinion means little until you pay taxes or fight wars.

5.The views of people you think are really cool – like actors or pop stars – should never be trusted. They live a life independent of consequence.

6. Tattoos and piercings are just modern versions of conformity, and will get you nowhere in life except working the counter at Hot Topic

7. Achievement is more gratifying than fame. Being known for being good at something is better than just being known. Look at any O'Neal.

8. As much as you hate your parents, you'll end up needing them more than they need you.

9. Unicorns rule, and griffins suck. Get that through your thick skull, and you may end up a raving success.

10. Make your bed.



Dobar je ceo tekst, bar za one koji prate Red Eye w/ Guttfeld
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggutfeld/2010/03/10/daily-gut-rules-to-avoid-failure/

[Hate mail]

I like 4.

[Pijanista]

I like 5.

[alan ford]

i like 10.

mi smo kod kuce uvek morali da napravimo krevet. jedan jedini put sam odjurio u skolu nenapravivsi krevet jer sam se kasno probudio i bas tog dana je Mama zaboravila nesto kod kuce i svratila sa koleginicom tokom dana i videla nenapravljen krevet i to sa koleginicom.
...Sta reci, vise nikada mi nije napamet palo da ga ne napravim, ma sta se desavalo.

[Hate mail]

Uh, krevet. Uvek (dakle, i pre vojske) moj krevet je pravljen tako da se ne poznaje da se tu spava... ravno, ravno, kocka, prava linija, dinar moze da se okrece...

[Tromotorac]

Meni tako radni sto na poslu izgleda. Kad krenem kuci, uredno je cisto kao da niko tu ne radi 9-10 sati dnevno.

[Hate mail]

To treba malo razbarusiti jer ce misliti da ne radis.

[Tromotorac]

A mislis da ne zateknem nekog novog jedno jutro za mojim stolom? :)

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