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Jelence  January 14, 2015, 04:57:12 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha.  xrofl
Joj, strasno  :x

PS. Sto ga da prostis turi medju pokojnike?!


Pijanista  January 14, 2015, 07:29:06 AM

Ovo je pod "ostalo", nisu ovde samo mrtve duse.

P.S. Priznaj, gde si prepoznala Najboljeg Supruga Na Svetu?


Jelence  January 14, 2015, 07:54:31 AM

"desu mi carape"  :x


Daisy  January 17, 2015, 04:09:36 PM


Pijanista  March 09, 2015, 06:54:56 PM

Postali smo svet, stigao gugl u moje selo. Na zalost, nista se nije promenilo.


Pijanista  April 10, 2015, 08:02:34 PM

......Apparently Apple has a day where the interns get to meet Steve Jobs (this was obviously a few years back) and ask him questions. Two questions that were asked stuck in her mind:

1. "What do you wish for the most?"

Steve Jobs: "I wish people would stop asking me stupid questions."

2. "What do you do in your free time?"

Steve Jobs: "I fuck my wife."


Hate mail  April 11, 2015, 01:26:09 AM

The ultimate prick.

Nije se nikad kupao, smrdeo je na kilometar, hipik.


Mirabella  May 01, 2015, 12:51:21 PM

Tiny houses are very "in".


baggio  May 01, 2015, 03:48:36 PM

Sto se tice prostora, sasvim sigurno svi mi mozemo da se spakujemo u 945 sq. ft.  Cini mi se da je ovde sve lepo upakovano i funkcionalno. Ovde kod mene da ti se zavrti u glavi od kucerina koje u posldenjih par godina grade(5/6000 sq. ft. +) u kojima zive samo po par ljudi.


Hate mail  May 01, 2015, 04:00:26 PM

945 sq.ft / 10.76391 = 87.79m^2.

Ja sam kako-tako odrastao u 58m^2...


baggio  May 01, 2015, 04:11:39 PM

Transgender army major wins victory in conservative Serbia

May 1, 2015 10:30 AM GMT

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — In macho Serbia, he came across as macho as they come: an army major in a military culture that glorifies masculine strength. He was a perfect husband and father in a society that preaches family values. But for nearly his entire life, the major felt he was living a lie: Deep down, he was a woman.

Last year, he came out, telling his family and superiors that he was Helena — and starting therapy to become a woman. She did not remain Serbia's first transgender major for long: The army asked for her resignation, saying she "posed a threat to the reputation of the army." This month, Helena scored an important victory: A Serbian human rights body ruled that the army had discriminated against her by saying she was a potential stain on its honor.

Today, Helena appears in public in women's clothes and sporting bleached blond hair. The 43-year-old declined to provide her first or last name during her life as a man in order to protect a divorced wife and four children — but is not shy about being photographed or filmed in her new identity.

By speaking out, Helena has become a rare voice representing Serbia's transgender community, which lives under constant fear of hate crimes on the margins of the society. Tolerance for the LGBT community across the Balkans is low, and several gay pride events in Serbia have been canceled because of extremist violence.

"I am fighting for the rights of all humiliated people," Helena told The Associated Press in an interview. "This is a struggle for all those who can't enjoy their basic human right to be equal with everybody else."

Helena spoke to the AP in a friend's flat in downtown Belgrade, meticulously made up and dressed in tight black jeans and a sweater. Smiling gently as she sipped coffee, she spoke calmly about her decision to undergo a sex change program that will culminate in an operation. The decision came at a high cost — causing a split from her family and ending her career — but Helena said it felt "amazing."

"It's like stepping out of a cage," she said.

Helena's inner struggle began in early childhood, growing up in a military household in a small Serbian town. As a young boy, Helena made her hair grow out so she could curl it. When nobody was around, she would put on her mother's clothes and sneak onto the terrace to let out that girl inside — if only for a moment.

But this was impossible in a town where any hint of femininity in a man was seen as a weakness. She was confused. She thought there was something wrong with her. So she sought to quash the woman inside.

"And what better place to kill that woman than the army?" Helena said.

She finished military school and married young, another form of "self-healing." For the next 22 years, Helena served in the military and led the life of a family man. At the same time, she gradually built a parallel life, getting in touch with fellow members of the transgender community.

In 2001, Helena was detained by police wearing a skirt and suspended by a military disciplinary court. She appealed and was reinstated after seven months. But life in the army was not the same again. She recalled "everybody going silent every time I entered the room."

Finally last year, Helena came out. Though she did not resist army pressure to drive her into early retirement, she was horrified when this was cast as a way to protect its reputation. With the help of a human rights group, Helena took her case to Serbia's anti-discrimination office.

In a landmark for Serbia, the Commissioner for Protection of Equality agreed. Nevena Petrusic — whose office was created to help Serbia qualify for EU membership — told the AP that she recommended that the army give Helena a written apology.

The army has yet to issue one, and did not respond to AP requests for an interview. Petrusic's recommendations are not binding, but they are closely watched by international officials monitoring Serbia's pro-EU reforms.

Petrusic lamented the fact that Serbia has no rules on the status of people undergoing sex change — such as defining gender on official documents. She cited a case in which a Serbian university refused to grant a diploma to a person who underwent a sex-change operation after finishing university. The state, Petrusic said, "ignores the fact that these people live among us, and that is inadmissible."

Defense Minister Bratislav Gasic apologized to Helena publicly in January, but not in writing. He has denied any form of discrimination within the armed forces, where women serve alongside men.

Helena said the ruling was important because now "I won't be labeled as a sick person." And also because it will serve as encouragement to other LGBT Serbs. The rights group Egal, which helped Helena build her case, said the ruling would resonate across the socially conservative Balkans.

Helena said the decision to fully embrace her womanhood has brought her inner peace and freedom, although her ID still lists her as a man. As time goes by, she has been gaining confidence, and is no longer afraid to walk the streets or use public transport.

"That's because I am so good with make-up!" she said.


Mirabella  May 01, 2015, 04:27:57 PM

"...sporting bleached blond hair..."


Hate mail  May 01, 2015, 05:00:08 PM


Jelence  May 02, 2015, 04:13:03 PM

Mozda covek pokusava da se osamostali, tj da bude samodovoljan. Pravi selfi za "Girl of th month" club  :mrgreen:


indie  May 11, 2015, 12:06:21 PM

Biblijskih razmera

Epitet koji mahom dobijaju katastrofe kako bi se što bliže dočaralo kolike su.

-Ne, stani Aco, ne smeš da prekoračiš žutu traku!
-Šta se desilo? Moram kući, usraće me tajo od batina. A i hladno jebotebog, ima minus deset.
-Nesreća, mladiću, nesreća biblijskih razm... U sunce ti kol'ko se čuješ, aj 'vamo da duneš malčice.
-Pa ne vozim.
-A da... Izvinjavam se.
-Nego bre šta je bilo stvarno? Vidim i ja da je nesreća.
-Ma, vratio se muž kući ranije sa posla, znate dalji tok, švaler mu spava ljubljenu analogno. I tako. Ali čudno je da je muž počeo demokratski da rešava situaciju, ljubavnik je krenuo da napušta objekat, a onda je ovaj primetio da je njegova majica "Srbska Radikalna Stranka" na podu, i kada je prišao bliže, uočio je obris spermatozoida sa polnog organa jedne od žrtava. Onda je izvadio skakavca i pobio sve ljude u zgradi.
-I baba Stanu sa trećeg?
-Ufff dobroe, išla mi na kurac opasno...
-Ali čekaj, zar ne stanuje i tvoja porodica u ovoj zgradi?


Mirabella  May 11, 2015, 12:22:37 PM



indie  May 11, 2015, 12:34:09 PM

nisam znao de
jal na vukajliju, il na viceve


Hate mail  May 15, 2015, 09:59:34 PM

"Bl. Alojzije Stepinac

Životopis bl. Alojzija Stepinca

Ratni vrtlog
Za vrijeme II. svjetskog rata, nakon njemačke okupacije Jugoslavije uspostavljena je Nezavisna Država Hrvatska, oslonjena na sile osovine. Stepinac se u to vrijeme ne veže ni uz koju političku stranku ili pokretxrofl Dosljedan u svom rodoljublju  8-), ali nadasve vjeran pastirskom poslanju, sa svom slobodom i neustrašivošću javno osuđuje rasna, ideološka i politička progonstva. I u javnim nastupima i u tolikim pismenim interventima hrabro zahtijeva poštivanje svake osobe, bez razlike rase, narodnosti, vjere, spola i dobi. Vjeran Evanđelju, neumorno osuđuje zločine protiv čovještva i sve druge nepravde. Odmah po donošenju rasističkih zakona, već u travnju 1941. upućuje najoštriji prosvjed vlastima  xrofl. Spašavao je progonjene Židove, Srbe, Cigane, Slovence, Poljake, kao i Hrvate komuniste.  :cry:
Već u prvim mjesecima nakon osnutka hrvatske države hitno intervenira i poručuje: "Po katoličkom moralu nikada nije dozvoljeno ubijati taoca za krivice, koje su drugi počinili." A 25. listopada 1942. u zagrebačkoj katedrali izjavljuje: "Svaki narod i svaka rasa, kako se danas odrazuju na zemlji imade pravo na život dostojan čovjeka i na postupak dostojan čovjeka. Svi oni bez razlike, bili pripadnici ciganske rase ili koje druge, bili crnci ili uglađeni Europejci, bili omraženi Židovi ili oholi Arijanci, imadu jednako pravo da govore: "Oče naš koji jesi na nebesima!" I ako je Bog svima podijelio to pravo, koja ga ljudska vlast može nijekati?" Protivio se nasilnim vjerskim prijelazima, a kad ih nije mogao spriječiti, daje kleru povjerljivu instrukciju: da one koji zatraže prijelaz - da bi na taj način spasili svoj život - prime u Katoličku Crkvu bez ikakvih uvjeta, jer "kad prođe ovo vrijeme ludila i divljaštva, ostat će u našoj Crkvi oni koji budu konvertirali zbog uvjerenja, dok će se ostali, kada opasnost prođe, vratiti u svoju". xrofl xrofl xrofl
Njemu su se sa svih strana utjecali siromasi i prognanici. Prihvatio je tristotinjak svećenika protjeranih iz Slovenije. Njegov je Caritas pomagao ne samo ugroženim Hrvatima nego i svima drugima: Srbima, Židovima, Slovencima, Poljacima itd. Zbog svega toga, a osobito zbog osuda fašističkih i nacističkih progona, postao je vlastima nepoćudna osoba. Hitlerov je GESTAPO pripremio plan da ga ubije, a vlasti su više puta tražile da ga Sveta Stolica makne s nadbiskupske stolice u Zagrebu."


Pijanista  October 20, 2015, 05:14:45 PM

Glas Razuma

Ja sam dosao u samom početku i tad su na forumu bili neprikosnoveni vladari bili Dusko,Miskop, Polip i Hate-Mail...dvojica prvi teskih komunjara i dvojica drugih možda najkontroverznijih licnosti ikada ovde i po inteligenciji dvojica od petorice najinteligentnijih koji su ovde krocili...


Hate mail  October 20, 2015, 06:08:12 PM


Nije to tesko na Glasu Razuma.


Toza  October 21, 2015, 12:49:05 AM

Stvarno, otkud tamo?


Toza  October 22, 2015, 12:03:12 PM

Џизус, Мери анд Џозеф:


Toza  October 23, 2015, 01:47:55 PM


Toza  October 23, 2015, 02:09:31 PM


Toza  October 23, 2015, 02:14:35 PM

A bio je kul tip...


Toza  October 23, 2015, 02:15:17 PM

"Nikad kravata, nikad stalni pos'o, nikad.... e kod ovog poslednjeg se... "


Toza  October 23, 2015, 02:18:20 PM

Inače, to moj ćale i stric nosili, kao i obavezne šešire.

Jebote, za života smo preskočili pet stadijuma civilizacije. Bar moja generacija.
Oni pre nas - četres.


Hate mail  October 23, 2015, 02:35:35 PM

CEO moje divizije, inace stolujusci u Londonu, kada dodje ovde da nas obidje (bar nas koji smo mu tim) - a dodje - obavezno nosi narocite ovalne/elipsaste manzetne koje su: jedna manzetna sa Union Jack dizajnom i druga manzetna sa Star Spangled Banner dizajnom ...


Toza  October 23, 2015, 02:39:06 PM

my type of guy

jebote, kolko ipsilona, ko da živim u jednom :)

JA, kad idem na neka suđenja, vezujem specijalne kravate (Homera Simpsona, Šilju, Miki Mausa, Gašu i sl..)

A dugmad za manžetne ne koristim. Najčešće ne zakopčavam ni ova prišivena.


Toza  October 26, 2015, 05:55:52 AM


Toza  October 26, 2015, 06:01:14 AM


Toza  October 26, 2015, 02:19:14 PM


Daisy  October 26, 2015, 07:39:22 PM

Edi Rama i Dalaj Lama lupaju na vrata nekom čoveku.
- Šta lupate, vidite da ima zvono?!
Rama: I do not understand what he says?
Lama: He says that we, Rama Lama ding dong!


indie  November 02, 2015, 12:45:53 PM

Џорџ Бул (енг. George Boole; Линколн, 2. новембар 1815 — Корк, 8. децембар 1864) је био енглески математичар и филозоф. Његово највеће достигнуће је било увођење у математику и логику појма алгебре Була. Због значаја тог термина као и његове примене у информатици и математичкој логици Бул се сматра за једног од твораца тих области науке.,ssl&ei=MFs3VpKAIobCywOq55nYCA


MalaKoala  November 02, 2015, 06:01:03 PM



indie  November 02, 2015, 08:47:42 PM




Toza  November 05, 2015, 06:38:31 PM

Sun shines through a Japanese maple tree at Charles Baber Cemetery in Pottsville, Pennsylvania

Takav neki pogled sam hteo da imam iz svog groba. Jebajga.
Umesto toga, ko dočeka, nek moj pepeo raspe oko najboljeg oraja u mom voćnjaku u Drači.


Pareski do  November 10, 2015, 04:47:07 PM

Moj čačka prstom guzu dok spava .... moju guzu !

I moj stalno pokušava da mi gurne prst u zadnjicu ! I ja doduše imam mane ... na primer za ručkom stalno prekrštam noge i pritom guram druge dok to radim .... možda i još ponešto , ne znam .

A moj ne može da zaspi dok ne stavi ruku medju moje noge .... užasno me nervira !!!

Žene , jel vi to namerno tako pišete da se mi ne bi udavale ? I šta sad ???? da ja nekoj životinji koja prdi dam svoju nevinost ???


Daisy  November 27, 2015, 02:47:06 AM


indie  December 20, 2015, 08:49:57 AM


indie  December 24, 2015, 01:08:14 AM


E  December 24, 2015, 01:16:17 AM

Treci red odozdo , druga sa leve strane , sive boje. Odala je  maceca njuskica  :lol:

Sta dobijam kao nagradu?


indie  December 24, 2015, 01:19:42 AM



Toza  December 24, 2015, 05:10:30 AM