Samo za pekare

[Pijanista]

Ivane, ko ce da plati cvece sto ce Hate da odnese?

[Hate mail]

Pusti to. To su luksuzni problemi.

Jel' vidis da ce sirota Tanja za jos malo morati da izdrzava dve matore budale, dete a mozda i zeta?

[Pijanista]

Pa neka tetka koja je nasledila stan od tetke (ne od same sebe, vec od svoje tetke) proda isti, ili ga da pod kiriju, pa ce biti za vodku. A mozda pretekne i za leba.

[Daisy]

obava

fear

strah

[Ivan_D]

MW, kuda ide ovaj svet pitam se ja    :shock:

Imam neke BTC i mogu da ih prodam on the quiet for cash no problem, ali vig je 4-5%
Da bih izbegao to, prodao na jednoj od glavnoj exchanges 4 BTC pre par nedelja i uzeo danas da prodam jos 6. Mind you 6 BTC = 2100 eura, nije velika svota gde god da si.

Medjutim odmah KYC kicks in.

I mean WTF.

Dear Ivan,

We have received your withdrawal request and instructed our payment department to further process it. You will receive an e-mail notification as soon as the process is concluded and funds sent to the designated account.

We will have to kindly ask you to help us better understand the nature of your relationship with Bitstamp. In order to do so, we require that an additional KYC (know your customer) procedure is completed before we can proceed with processing of your withdrawal request.

We kindly ask you to answer the following KYC questionnaire:

1. How did you learn about Bitcoin?
2. The purpose of trading on Bitstamp? Please describe in as much detail as possible how you intend to use your trading account.
3. What is the origin of the deposited Bitcoins? If mining, please specify your hardware specifications and submit a receipt or an invoice for your mining equipment.
4. What are your future plans and activities planned on our exchange?
5. Do you plan more withdrawals in the future?
6. Which bank do you indent to use? Please provide the complete address and SWIFT code.
7. Estimated amount that you would be depositing/withdrawing to/from your Bitstamp account per month (in USD and BTC)?
8. We have noticed that your login location varies. Would it be possible to clarify from which location are you accessing your Bitstamp account.
9. What is your current occupation?

We kindly ask you to submit your answers and documents in a reply to this ticket.

Thank you for your cooperation and we look forward to your reply.

Best regards,
Jure Bežan

[Ivan_D]

I moj odgovor posle cega su mi odblokirali account. Ali sama pomisao da nisu lenji da maltretiraju klijente oko 2K eura... Scary!

Hello Jure, I'll try to answer your questions as best I can:

1. I first heard of Bitcoin back in 2010 or 2011. I didn't really start using it till I opened an account with you guys which must have been 2012 or 2013

2. I wouldn't really say I "trade" on Bitstamp. I use Bitstamp to occasionally buy and sell bitcoins - which is a far cry from trading.

3. Origin of bitcoins differs, but mainly I either: a) wire money from my bank account to Bitstamp and subsequently buy bitcoins, b) Coins come from one of the bitcoin poker sites I occasionally play poker on and c) sometimes I manage to buy them for cash at discount.

4. I don't really have any "future plans" regarding my account with Bitstamp. I will buy bitcoins when I need them and I will sell when I have excess of them

5. Yes, it is possible/likely that I will do more withdrawals and deposits in the future.

6. I transfer funds from (and to) my account with the ABN-AMRO bank. I once tried to cashout to Raiffeisen bank, but that was declined by yourgoodselves; apparently Raiffeisen bank won't accept money from Bitstamp...
The SWIFT code for my ABN-AMRO bank in Amsterdam is: ABNANL2A

7. I have no way of knowing. Depends on how well I run at the poker site and how much free time I will have. Anywhere from $0 to $5000 a month I would guess.

8. I spend most of my time in Czech Republic and Ukraine. I did spend some time in Spain towards the end of last year and I spend holidays in Croatia and Serbia. I may or may have not logged onto my Bitstamp account from these locations.
It is also possible that I logged onto my Bitstamp account through a VPN service which I use to watch TV shows not available in Czech Republic.

9. I'm currently in the process of developing a few websites which I plan to run as a long term endeavor. http://euromarketnews.com/ being one of them.

I hope this satisfies the KYC procedure.

Pozdrav,

Ivan

[Pijanista]

Moj sin je majnovao bitkojine, sad mu ostalo jos malo i to podize na bankomatu

[Ivan_D]

Vig na bankomatu ovde u CZ 8-10%, u Spaniji 4-5%  :(

[indie]

JAT=UDBA
vazda...

[Hate mail]

Sve je teze izbegavati radnu obavezu.

[Pijanista]

Vig na bankomatu ovde u CZ 8-10%, u Spaniji 4-5%  :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKV_vkNs7H0

[Ivan_D]

Scary. Secam se pre samo 15 godina ako si imao manje od pola miliona kesa nisi morao da se brines uopste. Onda su pre desetak godina poceli da maltretiraju ljude koji bi imali 50K, i evo sad na red dosla i sirotinja.

U CZ doneli zakon da moras da prijavis ako imas bilo kakve vrednosti tipa zlatne novcice itd.  :shock:

[Ivan_D]

A pricali mi u Spaniji idu po privatnim skolama i traze spiskove ljudi koji skolarinu deci platili gotovinom i onda idu i maltretiraju te ljude, traze im poreklo novca itd.   :shock:

[Pijanista]

Ivane, nisi bio iskren, sakrio si GOTH

[Ivan_D]

E, neces mi verovati, ne bih ga sakrio, ali punim slike devojaka jednom mesecno, takva je struktura. I bio lenj prosle nedelje cele, tako da sinoc od ponoci nisu bile slike. Tek sam ih danas posle podne uploadovao.
Prijavio bih stvarno, ali nisam hteo da vide prazne stranice.

Good catch!

[Hate mail]

Puni, puni...

[Daisy]

MW, kuda ide ovaj svet pitam se ja    :shock:

Medjutim odmah KYC kicks in.

I mean WTF.

We kindly ask you to answer the following KYC questionnaire:

1. How did you learn about Bitcoin?
...
...
9. What is your current occupation?

kako je krenulo, očekivao sam...

10. Budite ljubazni, pošaljite nam Vašu fotku sa plaže.

[Hate mail]

Radnu knjizicu.

[Hate mail]

Ivane, ko ce da plati cvece sto ce Hate da odnese?

Tito casti.

[Hate mail]

Alo, pekare: je li prezivela Tanja operaciju?

[Pijanista]

Zar joj nisi odneo cvece?

[Ivan_D]

Ma covece imala zakazano danas za 8am, ali je sinoc nazvali i rekli da bolnica ima neki dispute s njenim osiguranjem te da ce joj do petka javiti da li ce biti operacije ili ne.

Ja je pitao sta ako kazu da ne primaju to njeno osiguranje, ona kaze da ce onda morati da priplati drugo/bolje/skuplje osiguranje.
Nisam imao srca da joj kazem da to tako ne fukncionise i da ne postoji osiguranje koje ce da ti osigura unapred izvesnu operaciju  :roll: :( :(

[Hate mail]

Pa to nece na dobro?

[Ivan_D]

Ne znam. Sreca je sto nije urgentna operacija, nije cak ni neophodna, samo ju je taj jedan lekar preporucio.

MW, imam nove figurice   :)

[Pijanista]

Ivane, treba da kupujes bele figurice i sam da ih obojis.

[Ivan_D]

Covece nisi svestan koji je amount of detail na ovim figuricama. I reljefni i sto se tice bojenja. Pics don't do them justice. Neverovatno nesto. Nije mi jasno kako su tako jeftine.

[Hate mail]

How utterly disturbing...

3D printing?

[Pijanista]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dADTD5lL0B4

[Toza]

Ivan je genija, zajebavajte se vi do mile volje.

Jesi li razmishljao da ih osigurash, pa da potpalish malko taj tvoj (iznajmljeni) stan? Chuo sam da se vosak topi na veoma niskoj temperaturi...

Couple of candles will do the job. Ili pravilno rashparcana Putinova glava iz Palminog muzeja.

[Ivan_D]

Idem ja danas sa malim da kupimo figuricu i tamo ih imaju na stotine raznih izmedju ostalih i neke ultra skupe po hiljadu eura i vise. I pitam ja zasto su toliko skupe i devojka prodavacica kaze limitovana serija, proizveli 250 komada i svaka ima svoj broj.

I kad smo izasli moj mali kaze "ja bih napisao da je limitovana serija samo 3 komada, pa bi kostali jos vise. A proizveo bih hiljade"  xrofl :mrgreen: xjap

A pre jedno mesec dana idemo gradom i u izlogu veliki napis "Popust 50%" a on kaze "ja da imam prodavnicu napisao bih popust 80% velikim slovima, a dole u cosku malim slovima vazi samo za carape"    8-)

[Pijanista]

klinci su nam isti.

[Hate mail]

How very unsettling.

[Pijanista]

Sto? Deca vole pare, sta da se radi. A usput i kontaju neke principe. Jedino je problem sto gledaju kako da zajebu, to je jedino ансетлинг

[Hate mail]

Pekar, jesi provalio ovo vec?

http://news.yahoo.com/adult-coloring-book-craze-booms-us-052729318.html

[Ivan_D]

Nisam, ali drago mi je kad vidim takve stvari.

[Hate mail]

Ik vind mooi dat het kan, eh?

Knock yourself out.

Posalji mi molim te $80 sto sam bacio za cvece online.

[Toza]

$80?!

xrotaeye
xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl

[Pijanista]

Mogao si da kupis plasticno za 10$. Duze bi trajalo

[Ivan_D]

Da, toliko kosta buket. Samo mi nije jasno odakle Hate to zna... Mora da je poslao nekoj mamaciti  :|

Si poslao makar i bombonjeru sto nude pri checkout-u za decicu?

[Hate mail]

 8-)

[Toza]

Da, toliko kosta buket.

Требало је да сачека mother's day, тада има упола цене.

[Hate mail]

Do tad ce ova jadna zena da otabanci.

[Ivan_D]

Meni stalno salju neke discount kupone iz New York Flowers, Russia Flowers, Flower.ua jer posaljem dobrih desetak buketa godisnje u razne Rusije, Ukrajine i Amerike.
Gotta service them accounts costly as it might be


Hoces da ti prosledim sledeci put kad dobijem. This link alone is worth $10 I think:   https://www.newyorksfinestflowers.com/v3/Flowers-1.html?refer=1SFDS&discount=1SFDS14&utm_source=Internal&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Delivery%2BScheduled

[Toza]

Jesi li to rešio da nam i onako oslabljen sastav smanjiš za još jednog člana, i to baš onog sa značajnim (zapaženim) doprinosom?
Misliš da ga navučeš na tankome ledu sa $10 saved/earned, pa da pogine za $19.95 kasnije, u nekom trenutku slabosti, i šta će da bude kad posle kratkotrajne euforije dođe sebi?
NATO, NATO, NATO, eto šta će da bude.

Jel' to hoćeš?

[Ivan_D]

 :mrgreen:

[Hate mail]

Vi se zajebavate a zena umire. Neverovatni ste.

[indie]

sve zene umru na kraju...
kao i ljudi

[Ivan_D]

Da, izgleda da Tanji nece da prihvate insurance  :(

Rekli joj doktor hoce, ali bolnica nece.  :shock:
Ne znam sta to znaci. Uglavnom dali joj brojeve drugih bolnica gde mozda prihvataju to njeno osiguranje, pa jadna zove okolo.

Mozda nije ni trebala da odlazi iz radnickog raja. i так зле i так недобре    :(

[Pijanista]

Da, mogla je fino da ostane u sjebanoj zemlji sa alkosima od majke i tetke.
A jebiga, valjda ce nesto uspeti. Hate, sad je trenutak da skrenes onih 10 miliona sto si obecao Ivanu pa ga ispalio

[Hate mail]

Stvarno sam grozan.