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Started by Pijanista, February 11, 2010, 09:49:14 PM

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Pijanista


Hate mail

Ovo nije vreme za neukusne sale.

Pridruzite mi se u molitvama za zdravlje gospodina Predsednika.

Ima jos toliko stvari koje on treba uspesno da zavrsi a u ovom trenutku najpre na um padaju postradali na Haitiju i napori koje humanitarna agencija gospodina Predsednika preduzima da im se pomogne.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

nastavice fondacija i bez njega.

slawen

We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Tromotorac

Ajde bre Hate, ne brukaj se.
The bums will always loose.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

Quote from: Hate mail on February 11, 2010, 11:10:02 PM
Ziveo predsednik Clinton!

Fair enough. Svakom svoje. Meni ga nesto nije (tj nece biti) zao.

Hate mail

President Clinton, the Freedom-bearer.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Tromotorac

Hajle Selasije, car Afrike i Azije... :cry:
The bums will always loose.

alan ford

Quote from: Tromotorac on February 11, 2010, 11:36:34 PM
Hajle Selasije, car Afrike i Azije... :cry:

...i povremeni ljudozder.

Paramecijum


Hate mail

Ziveo, ziveo, o ziveo veliki, neprikosnoveni, runnin'-niggas-ova' kralj, faca, megacar, majstor, velemajstor, kolos, shef, baja i moj drugar predsednik i commander-in-chief oruzanih snaga U.S. of A., His majestic exellence uzoriti William Jefferson Clinton the Oslobodilac!
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

alan ford


Hate mail

OK, OK.

...a da mu majku j@bem irsku onu polupijanu sto posao ne zavrsi. :mrgreen:
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Tromotorac

Btw, ovaj zahvat koji je danas imao je u USA rutinski. Uradi se za 30 manje minuta. U Beogradu, moja tetka se pre dve godine zajebavala po bolnicama da joj to urade, te nisu spremni, te ima previse godina, te je pusac, te ovo, te ono, lezi u bolnici dva-tri dana pa je ponovo posalju kuci, pa se ona najebavala majke doktorima po hodniku bolnice, pa kunula jednog, drugog, treceg i na kraju uradise joj zahvat... koji da je ovde, dobila bi odmah nakon dijagnoze/srcanog udara.
The bums will always loose.

Pijanista

Ja sam se zlurado nasmesio kad sam cuo za Klikija. Ovako nisam bio podmukao jos kad sam cuo da je na Turguta Ozala izvrsen atentat (doduse neuspesan)

vbo man

QuoteJa sam se zlurado nasmesio kad sam cuo za Klikija.
Same here...
The light at the end of the tunnel is the train.

Hate mail

Hoce da padne neko paljenje zastave, lutke obucene u Uncle Sam boje sa facom Clintona ili mozda ambasade?
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

hm, pa vijagra bi onda mogla da se reklamira u fazonu chernobilskih jabuka ...

Quote from: vbo man on February 12, 2010, 01:36:24 AM
SARAJEVO, Bashcharshija

Prodavachica na pijaci viche:
- Chernobilske jabuke, Chernobilske jabuke!
Prilazi joj chovek i pita je:
- Da li si ti zeno, normalna? Zashto govorish da su jabuke Chernobilske? Ko ce ti kupiti takve jabuke?
- Aaa, kupuju, kupuju, neko za zeta, neko za zenu, neko za snahu, Srbi za Albance, Hrvati za Slovence,... kupuju, kupuju . .


Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Jelence

Covek je rutinski bombardovao po Bosni da zataska skandal sa pusacicom.
Naravno da nece sada da stane, svaka njegova pojava na kojekakvim skupovima se placa.

Mislim da je od toga da budes predsednik USA jos bolje kada si ex-predsednik. Imas sve privilegije a nemas obaveze. Plus sto si kao retka zverka, kad pr'nes to se hvata u konzervu i prodaje.

I kad bude otegao papke sahranice ga sa najvecim pocastima, nisu oni Srbi da udovice drze u kucnom pritvoru, spisateljice rasejane po Rusijama, a ex-predsednike da sade pod lipom.

Civilizovan narod, znaju red.
I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

E

Quote from: Jelence on February 12, 2010, 05:08:44 PM
Covek je rutinski bombardovao po Bosni da zataska skandal sa pusacicom.
Naravno da nece sada da stane, svaka njegova pojava na kojekakvim skupovima se placa.

Mislim da je od toga da budes predsednik USA jos bolje kada si ex-predsednik. Imas sve privilegije a nemas obaveze. Plus sto si kao retka zverka, kad pr'nes to se hvata u konzervu i prodaje.

I kad bude otegao papke sahranice ga sa najvecim pocastima, nisu oni Srbi da udovice drze u kucnom pritvoru, spisateljice rasejane po Rusijama, a ex-predsednike da sade pod lipom.

Civilizovan narod, znaju red.
:lol:

Pijanista

Nece da padne paljenje zastave, ali mozda neka kletva. Milicevska...

Ivan_D

Ja licno imam dosta postovanja za coveka, except for how he handled the Monica Lewinsky matter.

http://kiwi6.com/uploads/hotlink?id=ptymr2525e
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Jelence

Jelena i Ana su se slikale sa njim pre neku godinu i to im jedan deo Srbije ne moze nikako da oprosti.
I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

slawen

Ко су ти те две?
И у којој пози?
Није им ваљда гурн'о? На наше поштене девојке наш'о да насрће, ђубре једно империјалистичко.
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Jelence

ma nije to, nego sta su stale tu sa njim, pa se jos i nakezile u kameru...
I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

slawen

Ништа компромитујуће?
Па шта су стварно мислиле тиме да постигну?
Јеси ли читала бре оног мајстора из Вашингтонпоста, ако ме памћење служи, кад распис'о конкурс за Моникиног ђувегију?
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Jelence

I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

slawen

Quote from: Jelence on February 12, 2010, 05:50:53 PM
Jok. Si se prijavio?
Само ако си ти у комисији за пријем. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Pijanista

Kazu da su prognoze dobre  :cry:

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

Jeli taj smajli na prognoze ili na moju reakciju?   :mrgreen:

amans

Quote from: vbo man on February 12, 2010, 05:27:31 AM
QuoteJa sam se zlurado nasmesio kad sam cuo za Klikija.
Same here...

ditto

steta sto je samo stent  :(
We're lost, but we're making good time.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista


Ivan_D

http://www.en8848.com.cn/fiction/Fiction/Classic/664.html

audio format nekad radi nekad ne, evo vam i izvorni tekst, steta da propustite:   http://kiwi6.com/uploads/hotlink?id=ptymr2525e


If clinton had fucked her in the ass, she might have shut her mouth. Bill Clinton is not the man they say he is. Had he turned her over in the Oval Office and fucked her in the ass, none of this would have happened."
"Well, he never dominated her. He played it safe."
"You see, once he got to the White House, he didn't dominate anymore. Couldn't. He didn't dominate Willey either. That's why she got angry with him. Once he became president, he lost his Ar­kansas ability to dominate women. So long as he was attorney gen­eral and governor of an obscure little state, that was perfect for him."
"Sure. Gennifer Flowers."
"What happens in Arkansas? If you fall when you're still back in Arkansas, you don't fall from a very great height."
"Right. And you're expected to be an ass man. There's a tradi­tion."
"But when you get to the White House, you can't dominate. And when you can't dominate, tAnd you're expected to be an ass man. There's a tradi­tion."
"But when you get to the White House, you can't dominate. And when you can't dominate, hen Miss Willey turns against you, and Miss Monica turns against you. Her loyalty would have been earned
WHAT   DO  YOU   DO...?
by fucking her in the ass. That should be the pact. That should seal you together. But there was no pact."
"Well, she was frightened. She was close to not saying anything, you know. Starr overwhelmed her. Eleven guys in the room with her at that hotel? Hitting on her? It was a gang bang. It was a gang rape that Starr staged there at that hotel."
"Yeah. True. But she was talking to Linda Tripp."
"Oh, right."
"She was talking to everybody. She's part of that dopey culture. Yap, yap, yap. Part of this generation that is proud of its shallow-ness. The sincere performance is everything. Sincere and empty, to­tally empty. The sincerity that goes in all directions. The sincerity that is worse than falseness, and the innocence that is worse than corruption. All the rapacity hidden under the sincerity. And under the lingo. This wonderful language they all have-that they appear to believe-about their lack of self-worth,' all the while what they actually believe is that they're entitled to everything. Their shame-lessness they call lovingness, and the ruthlessness is camouflaged as lost 'self-esteem.' Hitler lacked self-esteem too. That was his prob­lem. It's a con these kids have going. The hyperdramatization of the pettiest emotions. Relationship. My relationship. Clarify my rela­tionship. They open their mouths and they send me up the wall. Their whole language is a summation of the stupidity of the last forty years. Closure. There's one. My students cannot stay in that place where thinking must occur. Closure! They fix on the conven­tionalized narrative, with its beginning, middle, and end-every experience, no matter how ambiguous, no matter how knotty or mysterious, must lend itself to this normalizing, conventionalizing, anchorman cliche. Any kid who says 'closure' I flunk. They want closure, there's their closure."
"Well, whatever she is-a total narcissist, a conniving little bitch, the most exhibitionistic Jewish girl in the history of Beverly Hills, utterly corrupted by privilege-he knew it all beforehand. He could read her. If he can't read Monica Lewinsky, how can he read Saddam Hussein? If he can't read and outfox Monica Lewinsky, the
THE  HUMAN   STAIN
guy shouldn't be president. There's genuine grounds for impeach­ment. No, he saw it. He saw it all. I don't think he was hypnotized by her cover story for long. That she was totally corrupt and totally in­nocent, of course he saw it. The extreme innocence was the corrup­tion-it was her corruption and her madness and her cunning. That was her force, that combination. That she had no depth, that was her charm at the end of his day of being commander in chief. The intensity of the shallowness was its appeal. Not to mention the shallowness of the intensity. The stories about her childhood. The boasting about her adorable willfulness: 'See, I was three but I was already a personality.' I'm sure he understood that everything he did that didn't conform to her delusions was going to be yet an­other brutal blow to her self-esteem. But what he didn't see was that he had to fuck her in the ass. Why? To shut her up. Strange behavior in our president. It was the first thing she showed him. She stuck it in his face. She offered it to him. And he did nothing about it. I don't get this guy. Had he fucked her in the ass, I doubt she would have talked to Linda Tripp. Because she wouldn't have wanted to talk about that."
"She wanted to talk about the cigar."
"That's different. That's kid stuff. No, he didn't give her regularly something she didn't want to talk about. Something he wanted that she didn't. That's the mistake."
"In the ass is how you create loyalty."
"I don't know if that would have shut her up. I don't know that shutting her up is humanly possible. This isn't Deep Throat. This is Big Mouth."
"Still, you have to admit that this girl has revealed more about America than anybody since Dos Passos. She stuck a thermometer up the country's ass. Monica's U.S.A."
"The trouble was she was getting from Clinton what she got from all these guys. She wanted something else from him. He's the president, she's a love terrorist. She wanted him to be different from this teacher she had an affair with."
"Yeah, the niceness did him in. Interesting. Not his brutality but
WHAT  DO  YOU  DO...?
his niceness. Playing it not by his rules but by hers. She controls him because he wants it. Has to have it. It's all wrong. You know what Kennedy would have told her when she came around ask­ing for a job? You know what Nixon would have told her? Harry Truman, even Eisenhower would have told it to her. The general who ran World War II, he knew how not to be nice. They would have told her that not only would they not give her a job, but no­body would ever give her a job again as long as she lived. That she wouldn't be able to get a job driving a cab in Horse Springs, New Mexico. Nothing. That her father's practice would be sabotaged, and he'd be out of work. That her mother would never work again, that her brother would never work again, that nobody in her family would earn another dime, if she so much as dared to open her mouth about the eleven blow jobs. Eleven. Not even a round dozen. I don't think under a dozen in over two years qualifies for the Heisman in debauchery, do you?"
"His caution, his caution did him in. Absolutely. He played it like a lawyer."
"He didn't want to give her any evidence. That's why he wouldn't come."
"There he was right. The moment he came, he was finished. She had the goods. Collected a sample. The smoking come. Had he fucked her in the ass, the nation could have been spared this terrible trauma."
They laughed. There were three of them.
"He never really abandoned himself to it. He had an eye on the door. He had his own system there. She was trying to up the ante."
"Isn't this what the Mafia does? You give somebody something they can't talk about. Then you've got them."
"You involve them in a mutual transgression, and you have a mutual corruption. Sure."
"So his problem is that he's insufficiently corrupt."
"Oh, yes. Absolutely. And unsophisticated."
"It's just the opposite of the charge that he's reprehensible. He's insufficiently reprehensible."

"Kennedy was into hookers."
"Oh yeah. The real stuff. This guy Clinton, this is schoolboy stuff."
"I don't think he was a schoolboy when he was down in Arkan­sas."
"No, the scale was right in Arkansas. Here it was all out of whack.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

amans

ma jebe mi se za njegove (iliti: njegove) jebacke avanture.... ove protestantske puritanske budale to gutaju sve s udicom.... povlace ih po mulju kao somove... hleba i cirkusa (protestantskog)...
We're lost, but we're making good time.

Hate mail

Potrosili su na Starrovu "istragu" toga $40 miliona (!).

Takozvana "the 9/11 Commission" je dobila budzet od samo $600,000.

Some fucked up priorities, eh?
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

amans

proves my point  :mrgreen:
We're lost, but we're making good time.

Pijanista

QuotePotrosili su na Starrovu "istragu" toga $40 miliona (!).

Takozvana "the 9/11 Commission" je dobila budzet od samo $600,000.

Some fucked up priorities, eh?

ROTFLMAOLOL..........

Hate mail

Pa kakav si to covek? Tolki ljudi poginuli a ti...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

Ne smejem se ja tim ljudima, vec americkim prioritetima. Ako njima (vama) nije stalo do istine o 911, sto mene bole kurac? Pazi koji je to narod, uhvatio se za pricu o pusenju i mesecima o tome raspreda. Klinton zamalo da bude najuren zbog toga, a da je napao Severnu Koreju verovatno bi imalo manje ugrozio svoj polozaj. Luda kuca.

amans

yebe lud zbunjenog, onda obratno, pa tako nekoliko puta hehehe
We're lost, but we're making good time.

alan ford

dok se mi ovde zezamo njega pustilo iz bolnice....

Hate mail

Ma znam nego malo glumim Dema (dok se ne nakani da se vrati)...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

E


amans

Quote from: alan ford on February 12, 2010, 07:34:13 PM
dok se mi ovde zezamo njega pustilo iz bolnice....


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
We're lost, but we're making good time.

amans

Quote from: Hate mail on February 11, 2010, 10:47:45 PM
Ovo nije vreme za neukusne sale.

Pridruzite mi se u molitvama za zdravlje gospodina Predsednika.

Ima jos toliko stvari koje on treba uspesno da zavrsi a u ovom trenutku najpre na um padaju postradali na Haitiju i napori koje humanitarna agencija gospodina Predsednika preduzima da im se pomogne.

kaki su mu planovi??? ocel i u Novi Sad....osto jos jedan most da se obnovi...ako oce, evo oma cu krenuti da se molim za njega, i svecu cu da mu upalim u St. Patrick's cim stignem u NYC, ama pravo cu u katedralu, najomiljeniju mi, saviona cim sletim   :evil:
We're lost, but we're making good time.