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Title: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on September 27, 2013, 08:01:29 PM
Na oglas za radno mesto u mom kolektivu, prijavio se i neki mladic (ima BA); kao radno iskustvo, izmedju ostalih poslova, naveo je i ovo.

Job title:

Server/Waiter

Description of duties:

-  Assisted guests in order selection by promoting specific menu items and specials.
-  Provided direct assistance to the bartender and patio staff, also conducted inventory tracking and restocked supplies.
-  Ensured customer satisfaction by remaining accessible and friendly.
-  Utilized thorough knowledge of menu offerings, including gourmet food, spirits and wine pairings.
-  Skilled at anticipating, identifying and fulfilling guest needs and clarifying special orders.

Summarize any of your achievements:

Developed exceptional interpersonal and team building skills with an aptitude for building rapport with a diverse range of customers, managers and colleagues; also developed talent for quickly resolving issues prior to escalation.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on September 27, 2013, 08:14:40 PM
Treba CV za kelnera??? Boze kuda ide ovaj svet.

Sam vam rekao da ja nikad nisam imao CV? I strahujem sta ce biti jednog dana ako mi bude trebao (kuc, kuc, da ne cuje zlo). Cuo sam da proveravuju sta napises, tj. da postoje eksterne firme koje se bave time. Uzas.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: baggio on September 27, 2013, 08:20:41 PM
Bella,

'el' bio short listed? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on September 28, 2013, 11:27:58 AM
Ne CV za kelnera (mada mozda i za to treba, sta znam, pogotovo za bolje kafane) nego je decko u prijavi za ovo radno mesto kod nas u CV-u naveo da je bio i kelner tijekom karijere.  Klasicna americka prica, deca kelnerisu i sl. za raspust i tokom studija.

Proverava se, naravno da se proverava (znas ono sa tarabom...  ;)), pogotovo za kandidate za koje si ozbiljno zainteresovan.

Baggio, da znas da mislim da ga stavim na short list, mali svakako ume s recima.  :)  Ja bih mu bila shefiqua.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on September 29, 2013, 10:39:03 AM
Bez sve sale, CV je sjajan.

Ako je profil mesta na koji konkurise povezan sa radom sa razlicitim klijentima (ili kolegama). Pokazao je da je problem-solving, da moze da nauci nove tricks, da zna kako da ima rapport sa razlicitim facama.

Ako je sam pisao CV look no further :)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on September 30, 2013, 01:31:53 AM
Hmmm ja bih ovog odmah eliminisala.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on September 30, 2013, 04:43:21 PM
Sto?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on September 30, 2013, 04:59:27 PM
Ne svidja mi se karakter  :)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on September 30, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
Meni se svidja. Moguce jer ovaj moj namcor ima tu notu blagoglagoljivosti. Taj zna da natrabunja puna kola, a ti sedis i slusas, ne znas ni o cemu je rec, ali mnogo lepo zvuci :)

E tako je i ovaj mali nakitio. Od konobarisanja napravio rolu samo takvu. To ti je dar, kazem ti. Ajde ti ako mozes!
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on September 30, 2013, 06:17:38 PM
Quote from: Jelence on September 30, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
Meni se svidja. Moguce jer ovaj moj namcor ima tu notu blagoglagoljivosti. Taj zna da natrabunja puna kola, a ti sedis i slusas, ne znas ni o cemu je rec, ali mnogo lepo zvuci :)

E tako je i ovaj mali nakitio. Od konobarisanja napravio rolu samo takvu. To ti je dar, kazem ti. Ajde ti ako mozes!

Hoces da kazes da ne razumes sta je ovaj Bellin gore kandidat napisao  ?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on September 30, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
Quote from: Mirabella on September 27, 2013, 08:01:29 PM

-  Ensured customer satisfaction by remaining accessible and friendly


Radovan 3 - Sta piju PICKE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzPRjjDo8HY#)

:lol:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on September 30, 2013, 06:43:50 PM
hahahaha, turi to u CV :)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on October 03, 2013, 07:04:49 PM
It gets better.  Jedna od kandidatkinja je "professional fashion model".  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 03, 2013, 07:28:06 PM
Ummmm... I'd go for the waiter.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 04, 2013, 03:59:00 AM
'bo te patak, jel oglas bio "trazimo ludjake" ili sta?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on October 04, 2013, 12:54:21 PM
Still sifting through CVs... Ovaj batch je bas zanimljiv.  :mrgreen:

Jedna je Dance Specialist (administer dance classes in African, hip hop and ballroom...). 

Jok, za administrative assistant al' se ludjaci prijavljuju.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: baggio on October 04, 2013, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Mirabella on October 04, 2013, 12:54:21 PM

Jok, za administrative assistant al' se ludjaci prijavljuju.  :mrgreen:

I kod mene se pre par nedelja za isto radno mesto javilo 205 kandidata (i to samo u roku od 3 dana).  Kvalietet slican kao kod Belle. Short listed samo njih 5.  A na intervjuima je bilo zalosno koliko ljudi ne kapiraju kad i sta treba da kazu. xrotaeye
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 04, 2013, 11:36:21 PM
Boze dragi, kao za bookkeepers :)

Jos im kazes da trazis lokalno isksutvo - ma jok. To salje CV pa sve puca. Reference iz inostranstva onoliko.

Nedavno smo objavili oglas da nam treba neko pravne struke. Bilo je dosta pristojnih kandidata, ali bio je jedan koji kaze nema nista od pravnog zanata, naranvno ni iskustva, ali je vredan i spreman je da uci pa ako mu ja pokazem sta da radi on ce to da usavrsi.

APP.

Jos Indijac. Jao pa ne bih ga shortlistirala ni travu da mi kosi.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2013, 12:27:57 AM
Ljudi bi da rade. I to vam smesno?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 04:05:27 AM
Sve same ekspertkinje
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: slawen on October 05, 2013, 05:54:39 AM
Quote from: baggio on October 04, 2013, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Mirabella on October 04, 2013, 12:54:21 PM

Jok, za administrative assistant al' se ludjaci prijavljuju.  :mrgreen:

I kod mene se pre par nedelja za isto radno mesto javilo 205 kandidata (i to samo u roku od 3 dana).  Kvalietet slican kao kod Belle. Short listed samo njih 5.  A na intervjuima je bilo zalosno koliko ljudi ne kapiraju kad i sta treba da kazu. xrotaeye
A zasto ne koristite third party services e.g. recruitment agencies, HR firme... skupo, al'  standard.

Uostalom, taj posao (konkretno administrative assistent, ne bih da zalazim dalje po organizacionoj shemi vashih kompanija, ko zna koga bih slucajno potkachio) moze da obavlja hobotnica bez sest pipaka, samo ako ima odgovarajuci attitude (a mi ovude). Jebote, sad licite na jednog buregdziju ovde koji trazio prodavacicu, al' sa obaveznim znanjem engleskog i rada na rachunaru...
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 07:42:26 AM
Sad se setih, pricali mi momci pricu iz starih dana, zaposlili jednom novog sales-managera koji se trudio da osigura svoju poziciju, bio u izvesnom smislu overachiever, cesto drzao nekakve meetinge ujutru itd.
I tako jednom tokom mitinga u pola 11 (radili smo od 10 do 3-4), dolazi na posao tadasnji top salesman, Englez, svi ostali su bili Kanadjani / Amerikanci. I uputio se u svoju kancelariju koja je bila na spratu, ne registrujuci ostale. Tek je bio poceo da se penje po stepenicama a ovaj menadzer mu kaze "Edward, do you mind telling everyone here why you are late today?"
Ovaj se popeo jos par stepenica, onda se okrenuo, napravio pauzu i rekao svojih teskim britanskim akcentom "If you must know Jeffrey, I was shaving this morning. And as I was shaving I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. And to be honest with you, I just couldn't pull myself away."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2013, 07:49:47 AM
Kralj. Ovo moram da iskoristim jednom. Prvo moram da nadjem firmu koja ce da give a shit kad (i da li uopste) dolazim na posao. Jutros (juce?) sam stigao u pola dvanaest & no one gave two shits...
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 08:01:41 AM
Kod mene bi mogao tako da zakasnis jednom...
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2013, 08:03:27 AM
You're clearly struggling.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 08:04:32 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2013, 08:20:33 AM
2 words for you: Two. Trillion.

Daily.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 10:34:23 AM
Cega? Spermica? To je onda mrtva trka izmedju tebe i Ivana  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
Jelence, imas 45 godina u guz'ci, bezveze je da se lozis "uspeh" u poduzetnistu i sl. To je za klince do 25 godina, posle toga je neprimereno.

Hate, nemoj ni ti mnogo da se lozis. Znas kako kazu: If you come ahead in the rat race, you're still a rat.
Mada ze tebe jos ima sanse, nisam jos izgubio svu nadu u pogledu tebe.
Imam 3 reci za tebe: ten million UA  8-)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 12:13:17 PM
Ma nema problema, Ivane, samo mi reci ko je odapeo i ostavio TEBE in charge da odredjujes sta je primereno a sta nije?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 12:14:37 PM
2 reci, tri reci, 4 reci..

Guns N' Roses - One In A Million (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zePfn80Eh4#ws)

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Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 12:15:46 PM
:secem vene:

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 12:20:51 PM
PS. Kaze ova jedna u komentarima "His voice makes me preggo"

Me 2
xrotaeye  xrotaeye  xrotaeye


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Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 12:25:07 PM
(http://i2.wp.com/www.ronniearias.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/axel-rose-gordo.jpeg?resize=658%2C493)

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 01:03:56 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 07:42:26 AM

Ovaj se popeo jos par stepenica, onda se okrenuo, napravio pauzu i rekao svojih teskim britanskim akcentom "If you must know Jeffrey, I was shaving this morning. And as I was shaving I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. And to be honest with you, I just couldn't pull myself away."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



xjap xsmlove2 ja bih ovoga odmah zaposlila xwink2
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 01:38:48 PM
Quote from: Jelence on October 05, 2013, 12:20:51 PM
PS. Kaze ova jedna u komentarima "His voice makes me preggo"

Sam vam pricao ja, Madrid 1998, ja u to vreme stalno gledao u office-u videa na tu temu, bio neki sajt R2D se zvao ili nesto slicno. Vrlo lepo i sa mnogo ukusa uradjen sajt, i jedan kolega, Ron se zvao, cini mi se da je imao kubanske roditelje, odlicno je govorio spanski, ne bude lenj i sredi mi za Bozic jednu crvenkosu u 35-oj nedelji. Mnogo fina devojka, odlican servis, ja joj ostavio 10K pezeta kao baksis, ona devojka nije htela da uzme. Ja joj rek'o Bozic je + Happy New Year. Celo njeno lepo pegavo lice pocrvenelo.

Ah jesu to bila dobra vremena. Ja u office-u bio daleko najmladji + jedini kome engleski nije bio maternji jezik. Jos svi zaradjivali 5 do 10 puta vise nego ja, tako da nikome nisam bio  bilo kakva pretnja, svi me gotivili jer sam uvek bio spreman za akciju, Kiss Bar, D'Angelos, Nancy, you name it.

Kakva je samo ogromna razlika izmedju 28 i 43...
Mislim znao sam ja da ce to doci, samo nisam slutio da ce tako brzo. Jos 15 godina i 58. Nevidjen knor. Ponekad razmisljam kako bi bilo bolje da je mama rodila 3 puta mene umesto sestru i brata. Ja bih te zivote mnogo bolje iskoristio.

Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 01:47:15 PM
Ivane podsecas me na mog dedu, tako je on pod stare dane znao svako malo da prica jednu te istu pricu :roll:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 01:47:44 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 01:38:48 PM
....i sredi mi za Bozic jednu crvenkosu u 35-oj nedelji. .

M?

U `35-oj nedelji?

Ne kapiram, jbg..

xwink2
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 01:53:03 PM
Superhik, keyword R2D (ready to drop)  xnerd
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 01:55:15 PM
Sunce ti poljubim, sve sam se nadao da nisam skapirao..  :?

;)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 02:01:14 PM
Jedan od najomiljenijih uspomena na tu temu. :)

A imam ih puno, mene su te devojke tamo apsolutno obozavale po svim tim klubovima/privatima. Steta da te neke dobre godine, meni bile najbolje 27-33, tako brzo prodju.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 02:38:44 PM
Quote from: E on October 05, 2013, 01:47:15 PM
Ivane podsecas me na mog dedu, tako je on pod stare dane znao svako malo da prica jednu te istu pricu :roll:

Ne, nego su price o tvojim hemoroidima dobre.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 02:41:11 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 02:38:44 PM
Quote from: E on October 05, 2013, 01:47:15 PM
Ivane podsecas me na mog dedu, tako je on pod stare dane znao svako malo da prica jednu te istu pricu :roll:

Ne, nego su price o tvojim hemoroidima dobre.

Moja nezna guza sta je sve pretrpela  :(
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
Sta? STA?

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Daisy on October 05, 2013, 03:15:15 PM
 xrofl
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on October 05, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
ironing scene.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf18Siddi0A#ws)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 05:02:06 PM
Quote from: Superhik on October 05, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
Sta? STA?

:mrgreen:

:oops:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 08:23:28 PM
Nego je l znate za neki dobar excel tutorial?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 08:26:35 PM
Lynda.com
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 08:26:35 PM
Lynda.com

To mi i zmu rekao. Pravim neki dijagram tako pola sata i samo se nerviram, nista ne znam, pojma nemam da nadjem shortcuts. Sve mi nesto bezi,brlja.  Pocnem da zapomazem, a on dodje i za sekund  tu ispritiska nesto po tastaturi i gotovo. Rekoh mu stani, polako, kako si to uradio, pokazi mi? On se smeje. Kaze idi na lynda.com pa ucitaj tutorijal i nauci. It's not funny.
Tako je i moj taja kad bih ga pitala da mi pomogne da resim zadatak iz matematike, on bi to za cas posla resio, a ja zbunjeno trazim da mi objsni postupak.
It's ok cu savladam ja to , nije mi prvi put  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 09:37:26 PM
Let me just say, Winnie the Pooh getting his head caught in a honey pot? It's not funny. It can really happen.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 05, 2013, 10:04:52 PM
Ne razumem.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 10:07:04 PM
Hteo sam da boldujem *it's not funny* ali pisem sa novog telefona pa se ne snalazim najbolje  :)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on October 05, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
You're not helping.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on October 06, 2013, 12:13:38 AM
Would you cut that crap, please.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 06, 2013, 12:54:44 AM
(http://beyondthedefaults.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cut-the-crap.jpg)
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Mirabella on October 06, 2013, 01:55:34 AM
Idi posveti se deci.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 06, 2013, 02:50:09 AM
Quote from: Mirabella on October 06, 2013, 01:55:34 AM
Idi posveti se deci.

Mirabella kozo glupa!
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: E on October 06, 2013, 02:52:52 AM
Mogu mnogo da tolerisem i prastam ali ti ovo nikada necu oprostiti. Nikada!

Zbogom svima
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: slawen on October 06, 2013, 07:50:59 AM
Sta ce ti excel?
Jel' to radis detetu domaci?
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Daisy on October 06, 2013, 09:46:25 AM
 :lol: postaje ozbiljno  :mrgreen:


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Quote from: E on October 06, 2013, 02:52:52 AM
Mogu mnogo da tolerisem i prastam ali ti ovo nikada necu oprostiti. Nikada!
Zbogom svima

Quote from: E on October 23, 2010, 06:50:13 PM
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Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Ivan_D on October 06, 2013, 01:23:31 PM
E je bila ok ali ju je Jelence pokvarila. Te razni likovi, te zaljubljivanja, ovo-ono, te business endeavors, numerologija, Tony, Tony i opet Tony; onda E misli "wow, hocEM i ja tako." A ne moze to svako da izdrzi, nije svako od te fele.   :roll:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 22, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Poljubis ti Jelence u guzicu.
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: MalaKoala on October 22, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Jelence on October 22, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Poljubis ti Jelence u guzicu.

nemoj dvaput da mu kazes  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Jelence on October 22, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
 :mrgreen:

Sjebala sam se ko slika  xdrinka
Title: Re: Odlicno srocen resume
Post by: Hate mail on August 12, 2014, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on October 05, 2013, 07:42:26 AM
Ovaj se popeo jos par stepenica, onda se okrenuo, napravio pauzu i rekao svojih teskim britanskim akcentom "If you must know Jeffrey, I was shaving this morning. And as I was shaving I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. And to be honest with you, I just couldn't pull myself away."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



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