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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3700 on: May 25, 2016, 02:39:41 PM »
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Jer to je, zapravo, skraćeno od "mahala"

ah, tko bi rek'o

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3701 on: May 25, 2016, 04:32:07 PM »
Kao nisi čitao poslednjeg Klajna u NIN-u....  :mrgreen:
To možeš da prodaješ Hiku, a ne meni.

Pazi ovo, izgoreo dom za decu sa smetnjama u razvoju u Veterniku. Tim povodom u Blicu: "Direktor doma je potvrdio da je preminuo štićenik doma S.T. (22). Kako je rekao "deca su mu penela da je taj štićenik i prouzrokovao požar", ali da on to ne može potvrdi."
I dva dobra komentara:

~Kum : Ako bi mogla ova kisa da pomogne i ugasi sto pre taj pozar
~Milenko : Ovo nije drzava vec predvorje pakla u kojemu cemo svi na kraju poludeti.

Ha?
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3702 on: May 25, 2016, 04:34:20 PM »
Neverovatno je kako ovaj pekar nista ne zna.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3703 on: May 25, 2016, 04:42:21 PM »
sindrom francuske sobarice

al' od njega to ne čudi
nervira me ovaj indi
što se pravi mačak toša
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3704 on: May 25, 2016, 04:59:51 PM »
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najomiljenije mi ćopićevo delo...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3705 on: May 25, 2016, 05:00:49 PM »
pekar i patek su trenutno u show-off modu...

dajte malo razumevanja...
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« Reply #3706 on: May 25, 2016, 05:11:02 PM »
Show-off/BS/Diversion/Show-off/BS/Diversion...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3707 on: May 25, 2016, 10:00:11 PM »
FO • 2 years ago
HR exists because Government mandates that you hire more women in the workforce.Since most women cannot actually contribute to a productive economy via their Masters in Shitology,Human Resources is where they land up.Most of the HR personnel in any sizable company are parasitic;it is a form of Corporate welfare,whereby the productivity derived profits,from every other department, are used to pay the Salaries of these vermin,while their own contributions are in fact a drain on the profit margin.
China openly practices gender discrimination in the workforce,a contributing reason perhaps to their competitive advantage.
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« Reply #3708 on: May 25, 2016, 10:02:35 PM »
Some Ex-drone  FO • 2 years ago
Interestingly, chick drama associated with HR has become too much of a hassle for (smarter) companies. They're beginning to outsource all that BS compliance garbage to third-party firms (something like 25% of the Fortune 500 have done this). Contract HR has nowhere near the power of an in-house solution, and if they do start acting up, they're gone.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3709 on: May 25, 2016, 10:03:10 PM »
Guess who • 2 years ago
This is the motherfucking truth if I've ever seen it.

I saw a federal job posting for an HR specialist that was in the 6 six figures. I couldn't fucking believe it.

They're gloried secretaries.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3710 on: May 25, 2016, 10:03:29 PM »
tom • 2 years ago
I hate HR idiots and recruiters and don't tolerate them anymore.
They are utterly useless at screening.

The idea that some talentless cunt with ZERO skills stands in the way of me hiring - or even interviewing - a good / suitable person for a specific role I am trying to fill is sickening. HR lose companies MILLIONS every year. A penny saved is a woman fired.
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« Reply #3711 on: May 25, 2016, 10:04:00 PM »
DGR • 2 years ago
HR = Human Retards
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« Reply #3712 on: May 25, 2016, 10:06:08 PM »
Kristophr • 2 years ago
Storage for useless bints hired due to government mandates. "Human Resources".

These were originally used as admin assistants to hiring managers ... but those managers got away with not doing proper jobs evaluation of new hires for their departments, and sluffing it off to the useless admin bints.

Someone got the stupid notion of making them their own department, and suddenly hiring was done like the American dating scene, where the best liars and most studly men got the job.

Smart companies are dumping HR, putting pay management back into accounting, and race/sex hire compliance in Legal. And then making Managers do their fucking job and evaluate new people they want for their departments.
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« Reply #3713 on: May 25, 2016, 10:06:44 PM »
Floyd • 10 months ago
Jobs for the usually talent-less girls. It's also a good way for managers and higher status staff whom are in the know about the dramas, bitchiness and lack of talent in females whom land a job via positive discrimination or affirmative action as you call it across the pond, to siphon them off into roles involving meaningless and unimportant tasks so they don't fuck the rest of the company up.
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« Reply #3714 on: May 25, 2016, 10:07:16 PM »
janus999 • 9 months ago
AMEN! I worked for many years at a City Government job and saw HR go from an employee service to Employee overlords. By the time I left (because HR laid everyone off, department by department) HR was considered "Executive Level". They only pandered to the management and any meeting with them usually meant someone was going to get diminished. They wasted the most money out of all the City departments, HR workers worked less than any other department, had bonuses, and were immune to lay offs or cut-backs - because they were given those responsibilities and City Administrators exercised NO OVERSIGHT. All the years of cut backs and lay offs and not a soul was ever laid off in HR... and they continue to take 3 hour lunches, have aerobics classes during City working hours and on City property, and purchase whatever they want for their offices (40" flat screen monitors to do spread sheets? Really?).And they are NOT union workers, which makes me wonder why Unions get all the flack when HR and administration are the places with the most waste and government abuse.
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« Reply #3715 on: May 25, 2016, 10:13:28 PM »
Al Bundy • 2 years ago
Haha I get the same thing from escorts. Most of them examine my ring finger carefully and I ask, rhetorically, what are you doing ? Checking for tan line, I don't believe you are not married. The explanation you are looking for brother is: it is the only way you can get what you want, whenever you want it, with as many attractive young women as you want it with. I think I'm going to do another multicultural week pretty soon, after I wrap up a large project at work. What's multicultural week you ask? Thats where you get a hooker a day for a week, each day is a different culture and or color. Brilliant, I know!

4 touchdowns in one game! Whoa Bundy!
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« Reply #3716 on: May 25, 2016, 10:41:59 PM »
razvila se diskusija na forumu....

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« Reply #3717 on: May 26, 2016, 02:00:49 AM »
Greota bi bilo ne sacuvati mudre reci ovih umnih ljudi ovde, za svaki slucaj.
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« Reply #3718 on: May 26, 2016, 07:31:43 AM »
Meni je samo strasno drago da nisam deo toga.  :)
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« Reply #3719 on: May 26, 2016, 08:55:55 AM »

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Sudija naučio Java programski jezik zbog slučaja Oracle-Google

Sudija Vilijam Alsup je sam naučio Java programski jezik kako bi bolje razumeo slučaj Oracle-Google.

Oracle je 2010. godine podneo tužbu protiv kompanije Google u kojoj tvrdi da je u svom mobilnom operativnom sistemu Android prekršio njegove patente i autorska prava koji se odnose na Javu.

“Google je razvijajući Android znao da je direktno i u više navrata povredio Oracleova prava na intelektualnu svojinu koja se odnosi na Javu. Ovom tužbom se traži odgovarajuća nadoknada za taj prekršaj”, pisalo je tada u Oracleovom saopštenju za javnost.

U ranijoj fazi suđenja, sudija Alsup je presudio u korist Googlea, ali je tu presudu ukinuo Apelacioni sud.

Vrhovni sud je odbio da preuzme slučaj pa su obe strane morale da se vrate u sudnicu za nastavak suđenja.

Postupak se sada privodi kraju i ukoliko Google pobedi, neće dugovati Oracleu nikakav novac. Međutim, ukoliko izgubi morao bi Oracleu da isplati i do 9 milijardi dolara.

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Sudija Alsup ima diplomu iz matematike (BSc) pre nego sto je doktorirao prava i ceo zivot je programirao, uglavnom iz hobija. Javu je priucio tj pogledao kod za funkciju za koju je Oraklov advokat tvrdio da je Google ukrao i u pitanju je obican range check za niz, za koji je sudija rekao da je on licno puno puta implementirao (kao i svaki programer koji je napisao vise od 500 linija koda) i da to nije nikakva povreda patenata. Sto se tice ovih koji bi da pozivaju neke eksperte, u Americi je sudija taj koji odredjuje sta ce se raditi, tu je sa razlogom a bogami i sa ogromnim znanjem iz prava i malo ko se usudi da ospori odluke sudija. Oracle-u nije bilo pravo, pa je ulozio zalbu i jos uvek se preganjaju.
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« Reply #3720 on: May 27, 2016, 01:12:46 PM »
http://sokantno12.blogspot.cz/2016/02/svi-su-u-soku-objavljeno-da-su.html

WTF is "srpska kraljevska akademija naucnika i umetnika"?
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« Reply #3721 on: May 27, 2016, 02:02:02 PM »
Google kaže da je to ovo:

http://kraljevska-akademija.edu.rs/

A sudeći po ovome...

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ШЕСДЕСЕТ ПЕТ ДАНА ПРЕ ВИДОВДАНА
http://kraljevska-akademija.edu.rs/?p=2897

...biće da nemaju odsek koji bi se bavio srpskim jezikom i pravopisom.

Pre će biti da se bave srBskim jezikom...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3722 on: May 27, 2016, 02:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Ivan_D on May 27, 2016, 01:12:46 PM
http://sokantno12.blogspot.cz/2016/02/svi-su-u-soku-objavljeno-da-su.html

WTF is "srpska kraljevska akademija naucnika i umetnika"?

Ovo kao da je Johnny pisao. Ijekavicom.
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« Reply #3723 on: May 27, 2016, 02:25:21 PM »
A sve su ukljucili/pomesali. Kraljevska akademija, vitestvo, Mihajlo Pupin koji je Amerikanac iz Vojvodine (ono jes' nema mnogo (uopste?) znamenitih Srba rodjenih u Srbiji), voditelje, nagradu. SrBska posla at its best.

Urnebesno
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« Reply #3724 on: May 27, 2016, 02:34:18 PM »
znači... u najavi... Srpska Mega Akademija, Srpska Pink Akademija, ...
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« Reply #3725 on: May 28, 2016, 08:19:29 AM »
Quote from: Ivan_D on May 27, 2016, 01:12:46 PM
http://sokantno12.blogspot.cz/2016/02/svi-su-u-soku-objavljeno-da-su.html

WTF is "srpska kraljevska akademija naucnika i umetnika"?

A odakle tebi (baš) ovakve informacije?
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« Reply #3726 on: May 28, 2016, 07:05:18 PM »
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« Reply #3727 on: May 28, 2016, 08:25:00 PM »
nahh... 500 kuna je 67 €...
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« Reply #3728 on: May 31, 2016, 02:39:15 PM »
SPECIJALNI RAT PROTIV HRVATSKE:

“Četničko-sotonski monstrumi kontroliraju umove nevidljivim moždanim valovima i vrše “umno porobljavanje” izgrađenim sistemom elektroodašiljača i sofisticiranom EMP napravom”

http://www.hazud.hr/specijalni-rat-protiv-hrvatske-srbija-kontrolira-umove-nevidljivim-mozdanim-valovima-i-vrsi-umno-porobljavanje-izgradenim-sistemom-elektroodasiljaca-i-sofisticiranom-emp-napravom/

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« Reply #3729 on: May 31, 2016, 02:44:59 PM »
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« Reply #3730 on: May 31, 2016, 03:21:21 PM »
Ovaj ti Slawene ukrao izraz:

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« Reply #3731 on: May 31, 2016, 03:55:07 PM »
Ah! rvati su tak banalni.

Pa bar ti znaš razliku između pičke, pice i pizde.
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« Reply #3732 on: May 31, 2016, 05:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Superhik on May 31, 2016, 02:39:15 PM
SPECIJALNI RAT PROTIV HRVATSKE:

“Četničko-sotonski monstrumi kontroliraju umove nevidljivim moždanim valovima i vrše “umno porobljavanje” izgrađenim sistemom elektroodašiljača i sofisticiranom EMP napravom”

http://www.hazud.hr/specijalni-rat-protiv-hrvatske-srbija-kontrolira-umove-nevidljivim-mozdanim-valovima-i-vrsi-umno-porobljavanje-izgradenim-sistemom-elektroodasiljaca-i-sofisticiranom-emp-napravom/

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 :P

Ma to neki shizofrenicar. Nisu braca bas sva takva.  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #3733 on: June 02, 2016, 12:17:49 PM »
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« Reply #3734 on: June 02, 2016, 01:00:29 PM »
kad nisi cito balzaka kad si trebo...
(il mozda jesi, al naopako)
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« Reply #3735 on: June 02, 2016, 01:55:30 PM »
Je l' to Luj 6.?
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« Reply #3736 on: June 02, 2016, 02:02:04 PM »
dokoni stvore
idi tamo pored sene, neve
bemliga, pa zajebavaj one...
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« Reply #3737 on: June 02, 2016, 02:17:36 PM »
missim, balzak...
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« Reply #3738 on: June 02, 2016, 02:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Ivan_D on June 02, 2016, 01:55:30 PM
Je l' to Luj 6.?
Ovo ti je Luj indžekšn V - deset!
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« Reply #3739 on: June 02, 2016, 02:26:05 PM »
r u tlk 2 me..?
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« Reply #3740 on: June 02, 2016, 02:29:15 PM »
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« Reply #3741 on: June 02, 2016, 02:31:55 PM »
gazda, ovi maturanti poludeli
poduzmi nesto...
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« Reply #3742 on: June 03, 2016, 07:43:17 PM »
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« Reply #3743 on: June 03, 2016, 07:47:06 PM »
jimmy matho • 4 hours ago
damm......lucky kid.....i was stuck wacking off three times a day

Ni Hao, Butches  jimmy matho • 4 hours ago
Was? How about still am....

Ni Hao, Butches  Ni Hao, Butches • 4 hours ago
Zing!!

jimmy matho  Ni Hao, Butches • 21 minutes ago
i wish i could wack off once a day

jimmy matho  Ni Hao, Butches • 22 minutes ago
wow,.....your wife,or boyfriend sure must cherish you, ....HAHAHAHA, when we get older there are 2 rules,.....never trust a fart, and never waste a hard on
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« Reply #3744 on: June 03, 2016, 08:17:19 PM »
jesu grozni ti vestacki nokti. ne razumem zasto to zene stavljaju.
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« Reply #3745 on: June 03, 2016, 08:22:54 PM »
A sta, sve drugo (im) razumes??
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« Reply #3746 on: June 03, 2016, 09:46:32 PM »
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« Reply #3747 on: June 03, 2016, 10:19:22 PM »
 :P
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« Reply #3748 on: June 04, 2016, 12:51:29 AM »
Pa ti vidi sad.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3749 on: June 04, 2016, 01:37:51 AM »
E jesu prokleti stari ljudi...
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