Author Topic: Samo za pekare (Read 129923 times)

Pijanista · « **Reply #250 on:** February 01, 2016, 07:15:36 PM »

Ivane, ko ce da plati cvece sto ce Hate da odnese?

Hate mail · « **Reply #251 on:** February 01, 2016, 07:29:43 PM »

Pusti to. To su luksuzni problemi.

Jel' vidis da ce sirota Tanja za jos malo morati da izdrzava dve matore budale, dete a mozda i zeta?

Pijanista · « **Reply #252 on:** February 01, 2016, 07:31:55 PM »

Pa neka tetka koja je nasledila stan od tetke (ne od same sebe, vec od svoje tetke) proda isti, ili ga da pod kiriju, pa ce biti za vodku. A mozda pretekne i za leba.

Daisy · « **Reply #253 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:12:21 PM »

obava

fear

strah

Ivan_D · « **Reply #254 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:25:23 PM »

MW, kuda ide ovaj svet pitam se ja

Imam neke BTC i mogu da ih prodam on the quiet for cash no problem, ali vig je 4-5%
Da bih izbegao to, prodao na jednoj od glavnoj exchanges 4 BTC pre par nedelja i uzeo danas da prodam jos 6. Mind you 6 BTC = 2100 eura, nije velika svota gde god da si.

Medjutim odmah KYC kicks in.

I mean WTF.

Dear Ivan,

We have received your withdrawal request and instructed our payment department to further process it. You will receive an e-mail notification as soon as the process is concluded and funds sent to the designated account.

We will have to kindly ask you to help us better understand the nature of your relationship with Bitstamp. In order to do so, we require that an additional KYC (know your customer) procedure is completed before we can proceed with processing of your withdrawal request.

We kindly ask you to answer the following KYC questionnaire:

1. How did you learn about Bitcoin?
2. The purpose of trading on Bitstamp? Please describe in as much detail as possible how you intend to use your trading account.
3. What is the origin of the deposited Bitcoins? If mining, please specify your hardware specifications and submit a receipt or an invoice for your mining equipment.
4. What are your future plans and activities planned on our exchange?
5. Do you plan more withdrawals in the future?
6. Which bank do you indent to use? Please provide the complete address and SWIFT code.
7. Estimated amount that you would be depositing/withdrawing to/from your Bitstamp account per month (in USD and BTC)?
8. We have noticed that your login location varies. Would it be possible to clarify from which location are you accessing your Bitstamp account.
9. What is your current occupation?

We kindly ask you to submit your answers and documents in a reply to this ticket.

Thank you for your cooperation and we look forward to your reply.

Best regards,
Jure Bežan

Ivan_D · « **Reply #255 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:32:37 PM »

I moj odgovor posle cega su mi odblokirali account. Ali sama pomisao da nisu lenji da maltretiraju klijente oko 2K eura... Scary!

Hello Jure, I’ll try to answer your questions as best I can:

1. I first heard of Bitcoin back in 2010 or 2011. I didn’t really start using it till I opened an account with you guys which must have been 2012 or 2013

2. I wouldn’t really say I “trade” on Bitstamp. I use Bitstamp to occasionally buy and sell bitcoins - which is a far cry from trading.

3. Origin of bitcoins differs, but mainly I either: a) wire money from my bank account to Bitstamp and subsequently buy bitcoins, b) Coins come from one of the bitcoin poker sites I occasionally play poker on and c) sometimes I manage to buy them for cash at discount.

4. I don’t really have any “future plans” regarding my account with Bitstamp. I will buy bitcoins when I need them and I will sell when I have excess of them

5. Yes, it is possible/likely that I will do more withdrawals and deposits in the future.

6. I transfer funds from (and to) my account with the ABN-AMRO bank. I once tried to cashout to Raiffeisen bank, but that was declined by yourgoodselves; apparently Raiffeisen bank won’t accept money from Bitstamp…
The SWIFT code for my ABN-AMRO bank in Amsterdam is: ABNANL2A

7. I have no way of knowing. Depends on how well I run at the poker site and how much free time I will have. Anywhere from $0 to $5000 a month I would guess.

8. I spend most of my time in Czech Republic and Ukraine. I did spend some time in Spain towards the end of last year and I spend holidays in Croatia and Serbia. I may or may have not logged onto my Bitstamp account from these locations.
It is also possible that I logged onto my Bitstamp account through a VPN service which I use to watch TV shows not available in Czech Republic.

9. I’m currently in the process of developing a few websites which I plan to run as a long term endeavor. http://euromarketnews.com/ being one of them.

I hope this satisfies the KYC procedure.

Pozdrav,

Ivan

Pijanista · « **Reply #256 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:38:18 PM »

Moj sin je majnovao bitkojine, sad mu ostalo jos malo i to podize na bankomatu

Ivan_D · « **Reply #257 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:39:26 PM »

Vig na bankomatu ovde u CZ 8-10%, u Spaniji 4-5%

indie · « **Reply #258 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:39:45 PM »

JAT=UDBA
vazda...

Hate mail · « **Reply #259 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:40:44 PM »

Sve je teze izbegavati radnu obavezu.

Pijanista · « **Reply #260 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:41:12 PM »

Quote from: Ivan_D on February 01, 2016, 08:39:26 PM

Vig na bankomatu ovde u CZ 8-10%, u Spaniji 4-5%

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKV_vkNs7H0

Ivan_D · « **Reply #261 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »

Scary. Secam se pre samo 15 godina ako si imao manje od pola miliona kesa nisi morao da se brines uopste. Onda su pre desetak godina poceli da maltretiraju ljude koji bi imali 50K, i evo sad na red dosla i sirotinja.

U CZ doneli zakon da moras da prijavis ako imas bilo kakve vrednosti tipa zlatne novcice itd.

Ivan_D · « **Reply #262 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:47:49 PM »

A pricali mi u Spaniji idu po privatnim skolama i traze spiskove ljudi koji skolarinu deci platili gotovinom i onda idu i maltretiraju te ljude, traze im poreklo novca itd.

Pijanista · « **Reply #263 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:48:17 PM »

Ivane, nisi bio iskren, sakrio si GOTH

Ivan_D · « **Reply #264 on:** February 01, 2016, 08:49:59 PM »

E, neces mi verovati, ne bih ga sakrio, ali punim slike devojaka jednom mesecno, takva je struktura. I bio lenj prosle nedelje cele, tako da sinoc od ponoci nisu bile slike. Tek sam ih danas posle podne uploadovao.
Prijavio bih stvarno, ali nisam hteo da vide prazne stranice.

Good catch!

Hate mail · « **Reply #265 on:** February 01, 2016, 10:45:27 PM »

Puni, puni...

Daisy · « **Reply #266 on:** February 02, 2016, 04:25:59 AM »

Quote from: Ivan_D on February 01, 2016, 08:25:23 PM

MW, kuda ide ovaj svet pitam se ja

Medjutim odmah KYC kicks in.

I mean WTF.

We kindly ask you to answer the following KYC questionnaire:

1. How did you learn about Bitcoin?
...
...
9. What is your current occupation?

kako je krenulo, očekivao sam...

10. Budite ljubazni, pošaljite nam Vašu fotku sa plaže.

Hate mail · « **Reply #267 on:** February 02, 2016, 05:55:21 AM »

Radnu knjizicu.

Hate mail · « **Reply #268 on:** February 02, 2016, 05:59:57 AM »

Quote from: Pijanista on February 01, 2016, 07:15:36 PM

Ivane, ko ce da plati cvece sto ce Hate da odnese?

Tito casti.

Hate mail · « **Reply #269 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:53:59 AM »

Alo, pekare: je li prezivela Tanja operaciju?

Pijanista · « **Reply #270 on:** February 03, 2016, 06:46:06 AM »

Zar joj nisi odneo cvece?

Ivan_D · « **Reply #271 on:** February 03, 2016, 09:01:54 AM »

Ma covece imala zakazano danas za 8am, ali je sinoc nazvali i rekli da bolnica ima neki dispute s njenim osiguranjem te da ce joj do petka javiti da li ce biti operacije ili ne.

Ja je pitao sta ako kazu da ne primaju to njeno osiguranje, ona kaze da ce onda morati da priplati drugo/bolje/skuplje osiguranje.
Nisam imao srca da joj kazem da to tako ne fukncionise i da ne postoji osiguranje koje ce da ti osigura unapred izvesnu operaciju

Hate mail · « **Reply #272 on:** February 03, 2016, 03:32:30 PM »

Pa to nece na dobro?

Ivan_D · « **Reply #273 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:30:42 PM »

Ne znam. Sreca je sto nije urgentna operacija, nije cak ni neophodna, samo ju je taj jedan lekar preporucio.

MW, imam nove figurice

Pijanista · « **Reply #274 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:32:59 PM »

Ivane, treba da kupujes bele figurice i sam da ih obojis.

Ivan_D · « **Reply #275 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:36:19 PM »

Covece nisi svestan koji je amount of detail na ovim figuricama. I reljefni i sto se tice bojenja. Pics don't do them justice. Neverovatno nesto. Nije mi jasno kako su tako jeftine.

Hate mail · « **Reply #276 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:44:19 PM »

How utterly disturbing...

3D printing?

Pijanista · « **Reply #277 on:** February 03, 2016, 04:46:10 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dADTD5lL0B4

Toza · « **Reply #278 on:** February 03, 2016, 06:49:39 PM »

Ivan je genija, zajebavajte se vi do mile volje.

Jesi li razmishljao da ih osigurash, pa da potpalish malko taj tvoj (iznajmljeni) stan? Chuo sam da se vosak topi na veoma niskoj temperaturi...

Couple of candles will do the job. Ili pravilno rashparcana Putinova glava iz Palminog muzeja.

Ivan_D · « **Reply #279 on:** February 03, 2016, 07:16:55 PM »

Idem ja danas sa malim da kupimo figuricu i tamo ih imaju na stotine raznih izmedju ostalih i neke ultra skupe po hiljadu eura i vise. I pitam ja zasto su toliko skupe i devojka prodavacica kaze limitovana serija, proizveli 250 komada i svaka ima svoj broj.

I kad smo izasli moj mali kaze "ja bih napisao da je limitovana serija samo 3 komada, pa bi kostali jos vise. A proizveo bih hiljade"

A pre jedno mesec dana idemo gradom i u izlogu veliki napis "Popust 50%" a on kaze "ja da imam prodavnicu napisao bih popust 80% velikim slovima, a dole u cosku malim slovima vazi samo za carape"

Pijanista · « **Reply #280 on:** February 03, 2016, 07:17:34 PM »

klinci su nam isti.

Hate mail · « **Reply #281 on:** February 03, 2016, 07:18:11 PM »

How very unsettling.

Pijanista · « **Reply #282 on:** February 03, 2016, 07:19:27 PM »

Sto? Deca vole pare, sta da se radi. A usput i kontaju neke principe. Jedino je problem sto gledaju kako da zajebu, to je jedino ансетлинг

Hate mail · « **Reply #283 on:** February 03, 2016, 11:06:38 PM »

Pekar, jesi provalio ovo vec?

http://news.yahoo.com/adult-coloring-book-craze-booms-us-052729318.html

Ivan_D · « **Reply #284 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:22:15 AM »

Nisam, ali drago mi je kad vidim takve stvari.

Hate mail · « **Reply #285 on:** February 04, 2016, 02:51:15 PM »

Ik vind mooi dat het kan, eh?

Knock yourself out.

Posalji mi molim te $80 sto sam bacio za cvece online.

Toza · « **Reply #286 on:** February 04, 2016, 06:31:39 PM »

$80?!

Pijanista · « **Reply #287 on:** February 04, 2016, 06:34:18 PM »

Mogao si da kupis plasticno za 10$. Duze bi trajalo

Ivan_D · « **Reply #288 on:** February 04, 2016, 06:39:14 PM »

Da, toliko kosta buket. Samo mi nije jasno odakle Hate to zna... Mora da je poslao nekoj mamaciti

Si poslao makar i bombonjeru sto nude pri checkout-u za decicu?

Hate mail · « **Reply #289 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:05:49 PM »

Toza · « **Reply #290 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Ivan_D on February 04, 2016, 06:39:14 PM

Da, toliko kosta buket.

Требало је да сачека mother's day, тада има упола цене.

Hate mail · « **Reply #291 on:** February 04, 2016, 07:29:09 PM »

Do tad ce ova jadna zena da otabanci.

Ivan_D · « **Reply #292 on:** February 05, 2016, 08:39:38 AM »

Meni stalno salju neke discount kupone iz New York Flowers, Russia Flowers, Flower.ua jer posaljem dobrih desetak buketa godisnje u razne Rusije, Ukrajine i Amerike.
Gotta service them accounts costly as it might be

Hoces da ti prosledim sledeci put kad dobijem. This link alone is worth $10 I think: https://www.newyorksfinestflowers.com/v3/Flowers-1.html?refer=1SFDS&discount=1SFDS14&utm_source=Internal&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Delivery%2BScheduled

Toza · « **Reply #293 on:** February 05, 2016, 01:15:24 PM »

Jesi li to rešio da nam i onako oslabljen sastav smanjiš za još jednog člana, i to baš onog sa značajnim (zapaženim) doprinosom?
Misliš da ga navučeš na tankome ledu sa $10 saved/earned, pa da pogine za $19.95 kasnije, u nekom trenutku slabosti, i šta će da bude kad posle kratkotrajne euforije dođe sebi?
NATO, NATO, NATO, eto šta će da bude.

Jel' to hoćeš?

Ivan_D · « **Reply #294 on:** February 05, 2016, 04:00:07 PM »

Hate mail · « **Reply #295 on:** February 05, 2016, 04:10:26 PM »

Vi se zajebavate a zena umire. Neverovatni ste.

indie · « **Reply #296 on:** February 05, 2016, 04:34:42 PM »

sve zene umru na kraju...
kao i ljudi

Ivan_D · « **Reply #297 on:** February 05, 2016, 09:20:20 PM »

Da, izgleda da Tanji nece da prihvate insurance

Rekli joj doktor hoce, ali bolnica nece.

Ne znam sta to znaci. Uglavnom dali joj brojeve drugih bolnica gde mozda prihvataju to njeno osiguranje, pa jadna zove okolo.

Mozda nije ni trebala da odlazi iz radnickog raja. i так зле i так недобре

Pijanista · « **Reply #298 on:** February 05, 2016, 09:22:16 PM »

Da, mogla je fino da ostane u sjebanoj zemlji sa alkosima od majke i tetke.
A jebiga, valjda ce nesto uspeti. Hate, sad je trenutak da skrenes onih 10 miliona sto si obecao Ivanu pa ga ispalio

Hate mail · « **Reply #299 on:** February 05, 2016, 10:41:25 PM »

Stvarno sam grozan.