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Ivan_D

#2
June 22, 2012, 06:12:56 PM
Quote from: Hate mail on June 22, 2012, 06:06:46 PM
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/kids-come-home-school-bad-sunburns-responsible-172200498.html

Nomen est omen.  8-)  Ide joj uz ime - Violet.

And btw, neka me neko ispravi ako gresim, after all, razumem se najbolje u nasa imena, ali zar Violet i Zoe nisu white-trash imena? kinda?
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Mirabella

#3
June 22, 2012, 07:16:28 PM
Nisu.

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Hate mail

#4
June 22, 2012, 11:56:56 PM
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"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#5
June 23, 2012, 06:41:18 AM
Q: What do you think are the most white trash names?

summer_ella_06:

I think the names Misty, Cheyanne, Destiny, Crystal, Charity, Chastity are white trash.

For men I think names Denny, Darryl, Chuck are white trash.


Sass B:

for males: Dwayne, Dakota, Skyler, Dustin, Earl, Tyler, Rhett, Sean Preston :-)

for females: Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene (see a pattern here?), Tammy, Dawn, Amber, Crystal, Brandy, Shauna, Tonya . . . basically stripper names.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060831190658AAd518p





Q: What are some good white trash names?

Supply Side Jesus:

Male: Danny, Cody, Billy

Famale: Misty, Tanya/Tonya, Krystal, Tammy


Seraphine:

Girls: Britney, Kristina, Katelynne, Lori, Tori, Shelly, Karyn, Diamond, Ruby, Sapphire, Peggy, Tawni, Sommer

Boys: Vick, Richard, Jay, Guy, Gus, Larry


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120327133437AAaCrfZ





The White Trash Guide to Parenthood

After seeing the most recent DNC television ad (the one featuring various unemployable ex-felons complaining about jobs going overseas to "Chiner"), we have come to the realization that we have neglected a vital segment of the population - white trash.

The first thing you need to decide is what to name your baby. It is crucial that your daughter has a genuine white trash name, so that when she's 14 and runs off with a 58-year-old sex offender she met online, the police will know where to look (her hard drive) instead of wasting time on bogus "kidnapping" leads.

Just as single, teenage ghetto moms like to give their children phony "African" names (like "Shamiqua") any good white trasher needs to give her daughter a phony Irish name.

Make sure you're creative with the spelling. An oddly-spelled name will help distract from your daughter's pregnancy in the fourth grade:

Good:  Kylee
Better:  Kyleigh
Best:  Keighleigh

Of course, the most popular W.T. name continues to be the tried-and-true standard, Tammy. As with the Irish names, try different spellings to make your kid unique. And for that extra kick, she should learn to dot the "i" with a heart.

The second best white trash girl's name is Amber. In fact, Amber tops the list of "trailer trash names."


Here are the different categories for girls:

Trailer Trash:

Amber, Naomi, Wynonna, Chloe


Stage Names (if you want your daughter to become a stripper):

Brandy (Brandi), Candy (Candi), Britney, Breanna


Whore Names (what your daughter will change her name to when she becomes a porn star):

Lily, Marigold, Rose, Magnolia, Cinnamon

(as you've probably figured out, any flower or spice works)


... So what if you're going to have a boy? No problem, we've got you covered.

City Names: Austin, Dallas, Houston

Classic: Kyle, Dustin, Travis

NASCAR: Earl, Dale, Tommy, Bobby, Cletus



http://www.cooperforpresident.com/id357.html
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Hate mail

#6
June 23, 2012, 07:15:32 AM
 xrofl
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#7
June 23, 2012, 07:22:00 AM
 :D
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

slawen

#9
June 23, 2012, 10:26:49 AM
Nathaniel, lepo jevrejsko ime.
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Hate mail

#10
June 23, 2012, 07:40:12 PM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

#11
June 24, 2012, 07:29:09 PM
The EU should "do its best to undermine" the "homogeneity" of its member states, the UN's special representative for migration has said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18519395
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#12
June 24, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
U Holandiji to zovu: de 'weg met ons' mentaliteit



If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

#13
July 02, 2012, 01:13:23 AM
"Occupy = tofu-eating stupid idiots and aging hippies" xrofl

http://rt.com/usa/news/boston-police-occupy-lewis-095/
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

slawen

#16
July 09, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
У истим новинама можемо видети како су се Пат Бенетар и Стиви Никс пролепшале, док су сви остали пропали.
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Mirabella

#17
July 09, 2012, 05:48:52 PM
Aaaaa, The Boss sad izgleda mnogo bolje nego kad je bio mlad(ji).  :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Springsteen
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Superhik

#18
July 09, 2012, 06:05:57 PM
Jbt.. Mik Dzeger i Kit Ricards su ko karikature..

:(

Superhik

#19
July 09, 2012, 06:08:18 PM
A i ostali Stounsi..

slawen

#20
July 09, 2012, 06:36:25 PM
Аха, к'о од пластелина.
Хаос.
Има их пар ушчуваних, али ценим да је пластика по среди.
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

Superhik

#23
July 17, 2012, 11:57:26 AM
Tražili Parabellum, a pronašli domaći kratkotrzajni..

xrofl

Mirabella

#24
July 17, 2012, 12:20:21 PM
Njujorcanin, bato!  :|
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Superhik

#25
July 17, 2012, 12:55:07 PM
Idi Mirče u peršun..

:D :D :D
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Hate mail

#28
July 20, 2012, 03:09:24 AM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

indie

#30
August 06, 2012, 02:04:31 AM
american renaissance...

:)
'на љуту рану - љуту траву..!'

indie

#31
August 06, 2012, 03:01:51 AM

http://www.amren.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/PathologicalAltruism1.jpg

(Pa vi bre pojma nemate sta se ovde (old continent, you know, now) dešava...)
'на љуту рану - љуту траву..!'

Hate mail

#32
August 09, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

#34
August 12, 2012, 04:54:05 AM
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"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Superhik

#36
August 15, 2012, 07:12:06 PM
Snoop Doggy Dog?

:mrgreen:

Hate mail

#38
August 16, 2012, 12:05:44 AM
Nije mu lako.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

#40
August 28, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
Is Canada's New $100 Bill Racist?
By Venessa Wong on August 24, 2012

The Bank of Canada simply wanted to give its citizens some snazzy new bills that would be more durable and harder to counterfeit. But when it came to the images that would grace the currency's faces, it was not so simple. First, focus groups felt the draft art on the new $100 bill was racist because it featured an Asian woman looking into a microscope, which they felt reinforced the stereotype that Asians excel in science. Some believed other ethnicities should be represented. The bank eventually released the bill last year, replacing the figure with a Caucasian woman, only to be called out recently by Chinese groups for bending to racism and not representing minorities on currency.

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-08-24/is-canadas-new-100-bill-racist

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Superhik

#41
August 28, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
Asians are weird.

Oh, wait..

xrotaeye

Hate mail

#42
August 28, 2012, 10:53:58 PM
Looneyland.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#43
August 29, 2012, 05:26:58 AM
Ne samo da je rasisticka, vec je i seksisticka. Prikazana je zena a insulin je otkrio muskarac. Trebalo je da stave hermafrodita

baggio

#44
August 29, 2012, 04:01:10 PM
A za koji moj uopste treba isticati bilo koje minorities na novcanicama bilo koje nacije? xrotaeye  Koja glupost.
We can not change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand - Randy Pauch

indie

#45
August 30, 2012, 06:32:13 AM

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Tast ubio Srbina u Americi
E. B.    | 30. 08. 2012. - 06:22h

Srbin Bojan Žigić (26), koji više od deset godina živi i radi u Americi, preminuo je u petak od posledica prebijanja koje mu je naneo tast Karl Spoeri u američkoj državi Ilionois. Tast ga je, prema rečima Žigićeve supruge Erike, prebio jer je predugo spavao.

Bojan Žigić je u Americi radio kao vozač kamiona i sa suprugom Erikom ima tromesečnog sina. U porodičnoj kući u La Grange Parku, sa njima je živeo i Erikin očuh Karl, koji je prošlog ponedeljka napao Bojana.

Policija je Žigića pronašla u travi u nesvesnom stanju i sa teškim nagnječenjima mozga. Hitno je prebačen u obližnju bolnicu gde je do petka bio na aparatima, ali je od teških povreda koje mu je naneo Karl preminuo.

Karl Spoeri uhapšen je u petak i optužen za ubistvo prvog stepena i određena mu je kaucija u iznosu od 250.000 dolara. Na sudu će se prvi put pojaviti danas. Bojan Žigić sahranjen je na pravoslavnom groblju u Ilinoisu u nedelju.
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http://www.blic.rs/m/Vesti/Hronika/340190/Tast-ubio-Srbina-u-Americi
'на љуту рану - љуту траву..!'

indie

#46
August 30, 2012, 06:29:36 PM
'на љуту рану - љуту траву..!'

Superhik

#47
August 30, 2012, 06:49:00 PM
7460, and counting..

:mrgreen:

Hate mail

#48
August 30, 2012, 07:05:04 PM
Bean-counters!
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"
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