Yo mamma is so fat...

[Jelence]

Yo mamma is so fat, she downloaded cheats for the Wii-Fit!
Yo mamma is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she is the only one who gets a tan!
Yo mamma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo Priest is so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...

[Jelence]

Ima jos na istu temu :)



Yo mama is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

[Jelence]

 xrofl

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama is so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
Yo mama is so ugly your Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo mama is so ugly  she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
Yo mama is so ugly her shadow gave up.
Yo mama is so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house... so she went and got a ladder...
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo mama is so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

[Superhik]

Nije bas na liniji topika, al' nesto razmisljam..
..pa mi se sve cini da bi duhu srpskoga lesser jezika bliza bila formulacija "bolje biciklom u kurvanje..", nego ovo sto si ti stavila, a?

Mislim, ide se na plazu, na sladoled, na babinje, tako nekako.

A sto se kurvanja tice, po mojoj skromnoj pameti, ide se - u.

xdrinka

[slawen]

Мушкарци иду "у" (као "у штету, у кафану"), жене "на" (као "на посао, на сунчање").

[Superhik]

Aaa.. Ima logike, i jezicke i ine, fakat.

A jel' zene idu na kafanu?
Da idu na stolove kafanske - to znam..

xyxy

[slawen]

 :mrgreen:

[Mirabella]

Idu i pod.

[E]

Jao Jelence  xrofl

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

[Jelence]

Meni se svidja ovaj:
Yo mamma is so fat, she downloaded cheats for the Wii-Fit!

Mada su i ostali  xrofl

[Jelence]

Nije bas na liniji topika, al' nesto razmisljam..
..pa mi se sve cini da bi duhu srpskoga lesser jezika bliza bila formulacija "bolje biciklom u kurvanje..", nego ovo sto si ti stavila, a?

Mislim, ide se na plazu, na sladoled, na babinje, tako nekako.

A sto se kurvanja tice, po mojoj skromnoj pameti, ide se - u.

xdrinka

Toliko davno nisi bio da si i gramatiku zaboravio  :mrgreen:

[E]

Meni se svidja ovaj:
Yo mamma is so fat, she downloaded cheats for the Wii-Fit!

Mada su i ostali  xrofl

Da taj je dobar i onaj sa plazom i bioskopom. Moram da procitam deci kada dodju iz skole, mada oni vec sigurno znaju te fore  xrotaeye

[Superhik]

Jelo, vidi ovako:
Dok sam isao u, za gramatiku sam bio prilicno nezainteresovan (osim za strogo odredjene jezicke aspekte).
Sad, nekako, sve vise 'vatam sebe kako me teorija neobicno zanima.
Krace receno - sve vise 'vatam sebe..

xrotaeye

[Jelence]

Koliko ja vidim, ti fatas mene :)

[Superhik]

Da.
Ukoliko govoris o teoriji, naravno. xrotaeye

[Jelence]

Od teorije se niko nije leba najeo :)

[E]

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.  :mrgreen:

[Daisy]

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies "Yes, Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs, she makes the CD player skip ... at the radio station.