Motivational

[Tromotorac]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. Seems like it's gonna last forever when you first get it started, and as you get closer to the end, that goddamn thing starts spinning faster.

[AFord]

It's like Vegas. Sometimes you're up, and sometims you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.

[mui]

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only get to spend it once.

[Tromotorac]

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

[Jelence]

Perhaps
For just one minute out of the day
It may be of value to torture yourself
With thoughts like,
"I should be doing
A hell of a lot more with my life than I am –
Cause I'm so damned talented."

But remember,
For just one minute out of the day.

With the rest of your time,
It would be best
To try
Looking upon your self more as God does.

For He knows
Your true royal nature.

God is never confused
And can see Only Himself in You.

[Pijanista]

Life is like attitude. It's everything.  :evil:

[E]

Evo sta kazu Irci ( danas je St Patrick's day)

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!