Horoskop za 2010

[Jelence]

E, pa nemam ga ja, htedo' da pitam ako neko ima da posadi ovde link.  :!:

[D(z)avid]

Otkako mi je stara nana Djulzulejha u Njemackoj (inace je iz Kaknja) skinula sihire i pogledala u kasike (200EU za "nase", 300EU za strance), i otkrila gledajuci u njih da sam u svojoj prvoj inkarnaciji, svom "prvom zivotu" bio Kinez, i to radnik na polju pirinca u doba dinastije (zlog) Fu-Manchua, ja samo kineske horoskope pratim, nista ove standardne "Strijelac, Rak, Skorpija itd.", Kinezi su bili i danas su Tate (vidi im marketa samo!), za svu trikotazu pa i za horoskope!

Evo jedan njihov, za ovu (novu) god.:

http://www.gotohoroscope.com/chinese-astrology.html

I, Jelence, jes' i ti Majmun kao i ja? Ili si mozda Koza? ( :mrgreen:)

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Evo ti za dzenuar Dzelenche
http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/monthly/virgo.php

[Jelence]

E, moram da te razocaram al treba mi naski horoskop. Ovi stranjski nista ne pogadjaju. Nemam pojma zasto. Valjda druga strana polulopte, otkud znam.

Istina, ne pogadjaju ni naski al se na nji' bar ne jedim  :lol:

[amans]

ja najvise volim  Breznija:  http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/

pogotovo sto lepo pise i dobro se zeza (a i pogadja, valabas)

[D(z)avid]

Jel' vi fakat vjerujete u to, ili pak (ne)vjerujete onako ambivalentno u smislu "u principu ne vjerujem u zodijak, ali me - pored toga sto je zabavno - intrigira sta mi danas prognoziraju, pa... pa bas da vidim da li se slaze, ko zna - mozda ima "istine" u tome!"?

[E]

Koji si znak Dzavide

meni sve pogadza  :)

The Water Carrier
January 21 to February 19

Traditional
Aquarian Traits

Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

On the dark side....

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached






 

Aquarius About Your Sign...

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.

Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.

Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them.

They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.

Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.

Possible Health Concerns...
As Aquarius is said to govern the legs from knees to ankles and the circulation of blood, its natives are susceptible to ailments particularly in the legs and ankles, such as cramps, and are also liable to spasmodic and nervous complaints, as well as wind, catarrh, diarrhea, dropsy, goiter and delirium tremens - so that the avoidance of alcohol is important for those Aquarians who have a taste for it.


LIKES
Fighting for Causes
Dreaming and Planning for the Future
Thinking of the Past
Good Companions
Having Fun
DISLIKES
Full of Air Promises
Excessive Loneliness
The Ordinary
Imitations
Idealistic

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 I Jelencetu isto
Traditional
Virgo Traits


Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical


On the dark side....

Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative








Virgo! About Your Sign...

Virgo is the only zodiacal sign represented by a female. It is sometimes thought of as a potentially creative girl, delicately lovely; sometimes as a somewhat older woman, intelligent but rather pedantic and spinsterish. The latter impression is sometimes confirmed by the Virgoan preciseness, refinement, fastidious love of cleanliness, hygiene and good order, conventionality and aristocratic attitude of reserve. They are usually observant, shrewd, critically inclined, judicious, patient, practical supporters of the status quo, and tend toward conservatism in all departments of life. On the surface they are emotionally cold, and sometimes this goes deeper, for their habit of suppressing their natural kindness may in the end cause it to atrophy, with the result that they shrink from committing themselves to friendship, make few relationships, and those they do make they are careful to keep superficial.

But the outward lack of feeling may, in some individuals born under this sign, conceal too much emotion, to which they are afraid of giving way because they do not trust others, nor do they have confidence in themselves and their judgments. This is because they are conscious of certain shortcomings in themselves of worldliness, of practicality, of sophistication and of outgoingness. So they bring the art of self concealment to a high pitch, hiding their apprehensiveness about themselves and their often considerable sympathy with other people under a mantle of matter-of-factness and undemonstrative, quiet reserve. They are still waters that run deep. Yet in their unassuming, outwardly cheerful and agreeable fashion, they can be sensible, discreet, well spoken, wise and witty, with a good understanding of other people's problems which they can tackle with a practicality not always evident in their own personal relationships.

Both sexes have considerable charm and dignity, which make some male Virgoans appear effeminate when they are not. In marriage they can be genuinely affectionate, making good spouses and parents, but their love making is a perfection of technique rather than the expression of desire, and they must be careful not to mate with a partner whose sex drive requires a passion they cannot match.

They are intellectually enquiring, methodical and logical, studious and teachable. They combine mental ingenuity with the ability to produce a clear analysis of the most complicated problems. They have an excellent eye for detail but they may be so meticulous that they neglect larger issues. Also, although they are realists, they may slow down projects by being too exact.

They are practical with their hands, good technicians and have genuine inventive talents, Thoroughness, hard work and conscientiousness are their hallmarks, and they are such perfectionists that, if things go wrong, they are easily discouraged. Because of their ability to see every angle of a many-sided question, they are unhappy with abstract theorizing. Appreciating the many different points of view as they do, they find philosophical concepts difficult, and they vacillate and have no confidence in any conclusions at which they arrive.

With these qualities, they are better as subordinates than leaders. Responsibility irks them and they often lack the breadth of strategic vision that a leader needs Virgoans are essentially tacticians, admirable in the attainment of limited objectives. Their self distrust is something they project on to other people and tends to make them exacting employers, though in the demands they make on those under them they temper this attitude with justice. They have potential abilities in the arts, sciences and languages. Language especially they use correctly, clearly, consciously and formally, as grammarians and etymologists rather than for literary interests, yet they are likely to have a good memory for apt quotations. Although they are well suited for careers in machine drawing, surveying and similar occupations, they are better fitted for a job in a library or office than a workshop.

Their minds are such that they need the stimulus of practical problems to be solved rather than the mere routine or working to set specifications that need no thought. They are careful with money and their interest in statistics makes them excellent bookkeepers and accountants. They also make good editors, physicists and analytical chemists. They may also find success as welfare workers, ministering to those less fortunate than themselves. They can be doctors, nurses, psychologists, teachers, confidential secretaries, technologists, inspectors, musicians, critics, public speakers and writers especially of reference works such as dictionaries and encyclopedias. Both sexes have a deep interest in history, a feature recognized by astrological authorities for at least two hundred years. If they go in for a business career their shrewdness and analytical ingenuity could tempt them into dishonesty, though they usually have enough moral sense to resist temptation. Female Virgoans may find a career in fashion, for they have a flair for dress, in which they can be trend setters. In any profession they choose the natives of this sign readily assimilate new ideas, but always with caution, conserving what they consider worth keeping from the past. They love country life but are unlikely to make good farmers, unless they can contrive to carry out their work without outraging their sense of hygiene and cleanliness.

Their faults, as is usual with all zodiacal types, are the extremes of their virtues. Fastidious reticence and modesty become old-maidishness and persnicketiness; balanced criticism becomes carping and nagging; and concern for detail becomes overspecialization. Virgoans are liable to indecision in wider issues and this can become chronic, turning molehills of minor difficulties into Himalayas of crisis. Their prudence can become guile and their carefulness, turned in on themselves, can produce worriers and hypochondriacs.

Possible Health Concerns...
Virgo is said to govern the hands, abdomen, intestines, spleen and central nervous system. Illnesses to which its natives are prone include catarrh, cold, coughs, pleurisies, pneumonia and nervous instabilities. Their natures make them inclined to worry and this makes them vulnerable to stomach and bowel troubles, including colic and ulcers. Male Virgoans may have trouble with their sexual organs. Both sexes are strongly interested in drugs and esoteric cuisine and as their delicate stomachs require them to be careful about their diet, it is essential that they treat their fascination with exotic food with extreme care.



LIKES
Health foods
Lists
Hygiene
Order
Wholesomeness
DISLIKES
Hazards to health
Anything sordid
Sloppy workers
Squalor
Being uncertain

[D(z)avid]

Koji si znak Dzavide

Hm, koji sam znak? Hm, (za izvjesne dame, vazda slobodni) Strijelac: jedna polovica je lijepa, uspravana i stamena kao u ata (moze i djogata, ako sam dobre volje), a druga je pravi dalabu zato sto je simbolizira tzv. "covjek"; "bipolarna priroda" ("shizoidna"?)- olicena u znaku mu Kentauru - pocesto spaja suprotstavljene dihotomije (pa to ponekad ne izadje na dobro), voli nesputanost (moguci problem: nemogucnost trajnijeg vezivanja za nesto/nekoga), slobodan duh i avanturista, sklonost filosofiji (apstaktna int.) i pravu/pravicnosti itd.
(ovo iz glave govorim ono sto sam o svom znaku zapamtio, naravno samo one pozitivne aspekte  :lol: , i to sasvim slucajno zapamtio - jer ja inace ne vjerujem u te gluposti   :mrgreen:)
Kao "vatreni znak", dobro se parimo sa svim ostalim "vatrenim" i "zemaljskim" znakovima (mada, licno nemam nista protiv parenja sa bilo kojim "elementom", naprotiv... spariv sam sa bilo kojim "elementom", samo da nije "siporex", od njega se jezim).

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(ovo iz glave govorim ono sto sam o svom znaku zapamtio, naravno samo one pozitivne aspekte  :lol: , i to slucajno zapamtio - jer ja inace ne vjerujem u te gluposti  :mrgreen:)

Naravno niko od nas ne veruje u te gluposti  ;)

[slawen]

Је ли, а шта значи кад те постарија жена куне на први дан нове године?
А није ти мајка...

[amans]

Jel' vi fakat vjerujete u to, ili pak (ne)vjerujete onako ambivalentno u smislu "u principu ne vjerujem u zodijak, ali me - pored toga sto je zabavno - intrigira sta mi danas prognoziraju, pa... pa bas da vidim da li se slaze, ko zna - mozda ima "istine" u tome!"?

ja verujem sto posto   8-)

[amans]

Koji si znak Dzavide

Hm, koji sam znak? Hm, (za izvjesne dame, vazda slobodni) Strijelac:
(ovo iz glave govorim ono sto sam o svom znaku zapamtio, naravno samo one pozitivne aspekte  :lol: , i to sasvim

zato se ti i ja tako dobro slazemo. strelci se uvek lepo slazu medju sobom  :lol:

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Је ли, а шта значи кад те постарија жена куне на први дан нове године?
А није ти мајка...

Mora da si nesto opasno zabrljao a i majke ne kunu decu .

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A moze daznaci i da je tapostarija zena malo ku ku :roll:

[D(z)avid]

Ti si, Amans, znaci Strijelica?! Vidim ja, ima tu nekih karakternih slicnosti izmedju nas...
Al' dzaba to, kad sam ja Majmun... ono, po kineskom horoskopu, jer ja u Kineze vise vjerujem (ali i u Darwina!)!

Bez zeze, iako ja u to znakovlje stvarno ne vjerujem (osim sto sam, iz kurioze vise, i taj materijal prelistavao), mnogi poznati misleci i racionalni ljudi su horoskop za ozbiljno uzimali i priznavali ga, pa tako mozemo - od onog sto je o njemu napisano - na horoskop i znake mu naletjeti citajuci nase Pekica i Kisa, naravno i kod KG Junga (koji su za njega jos jedni arhetipski simboli), zatim se spominju kod Henri Milera (i u naslovima njegovih romana; samo sto njegova snaga nije dolazila iz sfere racionalnog, nego iracionalnog) itd.  

[Jelence]

Ti si, Amans, znaci Strijelica?! Vidim ja, ima tu nekih karakternih slicnosti izmedju nas...
Al' dzaba to, kad sam ja Majmun... ono, po kineskom horoskopu, jer ja u Kineze vise vjerujem (ali i u Darwina!)!

Imal' nekog horoskopa u kojem ti nisi majmun?  


(ovo je bilo jace od mene hehehehe)

[Jelence]

I Jelencetu isto
Traditional
Virgo Traits


Modest and shy

Kako me nabode iz prve, ih  :|

Ne znam dal sam vise modest il sam vise shy   

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Ja sam te vishe prepoznala on the dark side xrofl

[D(z)avid]

Imal' nekog horoskopa u kojem ti nisi majmun?  


(ovo je bilo jace od mene hehehehe)

Ma, samo sam u kineskom M. (veliko slovo! gosn. Majmun!), za razliku od vrlo cestih i vrlo realnih zivotnih situacija gdje se ponasam bas kao pravi... :mrgreen:
Sta 'oces, u actechkom sam Prasac!

[slawen]

Је ли, а шта значи кад те постарија жена куне на први дан нове године?
А није ти мајка...

Mora da si nesto opasno zabrljao a i majke ne kunu decu .

"Не куни ме, не .... нешто, маааајкоооо..."
Луис?

Ништа забрљао, напротив, биЈо фин, учтив и надасве уљудан.
Додуше, са моје тачке гледишта.

И узгред, може ли ми тај хороскоп рећи каква сам ја особа?

[baggio]

И узгред, може ли ми тај хороскоп рећи каква сам ја особа?

Je l' znas koji si Zodijakov znak?

[baggio]

http://www.astro-art.net/index.php

[slawen]

И узгред, може ли ми тај хороскоп рећи каква сам ја особа?

Je l' znas koji si Zodijakov znak?

Знам.

[baggio]

И узгред, може ли ми тај хороскоп рећи каква сам ја особа?

Je l' znas koji si Zodijakov znak?

Знам.

Odlicno.
To ti je dobar pocetak. :mrgreen:

[slawen]

 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl

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И узгред, може ли ми тај хороскоп рећи каква сам ја особа?

Moze
tih,miran i pomalo krvolocan  :twisted:

[Hate mail]

Bice, kad mu stignu madjarski kalasnjikovi.

[tarana]

Је ли, а шта значи кад те постарија жена куне на први дан нове године?
А није ти мајка...

el buca?
ako jeste, manje čitaj!

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AquariusJanuary 20 - February 18
Daily Overview for February 23, 2010 (today)
Provided by astrology.com

Ouch! Your feelings are easily hurt now. Bundle up in some protective layers.

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You are in the middle of some serious communication issues -- and resolving them all with your usual brilliance! At least one friend or colleague should find it amazing when you blow through barriers.

[slawen]

At least one friend or colleague should find it amazing when you blow through barriers.

Волим кад причаш дрти.

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At least one friend or colleague should find it amazing when you blow through barriers.

Волим кад причаш дрти.

Slanjene bIdni nezan, vidish da danas ju ken hrt maj filings izili :(

[slawen]

Бићу нежан, не брини...

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Бићу нежан, не брини...

I obrijan, nemoj da me bocka  :mrgreen:

[slawen]

Натирлих.

[E]

ne razumem

[slawen]

Ах, мајн либе шаци...

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AQUARIAN PERSONALITY HOROSCOPE:

People born under the star sign of Aquarius have a personality that reflects the air qualities of idealism, altruism and ability for abstract thought. They are also humanitarians symbolised by the water carries that serves and pours out water for others.

The influence of Saturn in their horoscope adds stability and coolness whereas in contract the planet Uranus makes them enjoy novelty, individualism and freedom. This unusual symbiosis means that Aquarians are often humorous, quirky, fun and sometimes downright eccentric!

AQUARIAN PERSONALITY TRAITS
Sociable Idealist Good communication skills Tactless Desires change A utopian

Aquarius Horoscope Ruler: Uranus - symbol of originality and rebellion The discovery of Uranus in 1781 coincided with the French Revolution and therefore came to represent revolution, change and freedom. This is also the planet of the great inventor and governs eccentricity, independence, intuition, rhythms, mobility and impulsiveness

Gender::   male
House:   XI
Element:   Air
Mode:   Fixed
Colour:   Violet
   Aquarius lucky gemstone:
Amethyst
Lucky Day:  :!: :D

Age of Aquarius

[Hate mail]

WTF?? Kojesta!

[Hate mail]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21f_1266876353

[Pijanista]

RTS devedesete - najava 3

[Hate mail]

ETS Nikola Tesla Pancevo intro

:mrgreen:

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 xrotaeye
Black Helicopter - Matthew Good (Ablum version)

[Hate mail]

 :D

Ajd sad nesto lepo...

Zvonko Bogdan - Govori se da me varaš

[Mirabella]

 :)

[Pijanista]

Sta je ovo, vara ga konj?

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 Horoskop za žene:)
OVCE, pardon, OVNICE:
Kurčevite su i nametljive. Vole izražavati svoje mišljenje i jao si ga onome tko proturječi. Jebo budalu koja se ide svađati s njima, ne štede ni boga ni vraga a kasnije liju suze jer uvijek pretjeraju. Al' ne bi priznale da su u krivu, a neeeeee... Otvorene su i nemaju problema sa izražavanjem simpatija. S ovnicom nema dileme: ako ju možeš odvesti u krevet, znat ćeš to. Ako ne možeš, kidaj prije nego što to sazna i ostatak lokala. U krevetu su vrlo strastvene, vole dominirati, gristi, grebati. Znadu biti dosta ljubomorne, ali ne prgavo nego meko, onako malo prosuziti i tužno gledati. Ovnice su najčešće fenomenalne u krevetu, bez obzira na dob i iskustvo, jer se znadu prepustiti. Ako ste ovnica, pošaljite mi sliku i broj moba. Mail je gore u lijevom kutu.


KRAVE, pardon, BIKICE:
Ok.... Činjenica prva: vole novac. Je, i ja sam konformist, ali daaaaaaaj... Dve životne želje bikice: bogat muž i čopor djece. Ako vodim bikicu doma, trpam na sebe dva kondoma i svejedno svršavam van nje, a zatim brzinom munje kidam u kupaonicu jer ako se dočepa uzorka... Bikice vole udobnost, kožna sjedala, kožne fotelje, debele tepihe, skupe poklone. U krevetu su nekak' mlake, mislim dobre ali fali tu vatre. Najdraža poza im je misionarska jer se tako osjećaju voljeno. Vole uživati u stvarima i imaju dobar ukus. Nemojte sumnjati, idealne su supruge, pouzdane, zaštitnički nastrojene prema obitelji. Ali, jebote, drži ju dalje od kartica...


DUPLIĆKE, pardon, BLIZANČICE
E, da, duplićke... Najbolji ulet za duplićku: pojavim se odjeven kao klaun, žonglirajući motornom pilom, mačkom, kantom vode i njezinom bakom. Duplićke vole originalnost i jako cijene vizualni dojam. Moram izgledati ****no i imati predobar ulet da im privučem pažnju, a zatim brzo ispasti i pametan da tu pažnju zadržim. Duplićke vole detalje, i primjećuju stvari koje mi ostali smrtnici ne primjećujemo. Duplićke su snalažljive i u pravilu dosta inteligentne, cijene malo rafiniraniji pristup. S druge strane, grozno su nestalne i lako se zasite jedne osobe. U krevetu su ni vrit ni mimo, kako im se dade. Vole kinky igrice

RAKOVICE iliti RAČICE
Unatoč oklopu, račice su meke i podatne. Nježne, nesigurne, blage. Kad popizde, to je isforsirano, više zato jer misle da trebaju napraviti scenu nego zato što se z bilja žele svađati. Račice vole romantiku, vole dodire, šaputanje, zavođenje. Izrazito su privržene i teško se pomire s odjebavanjem. Račice su opasne ako želite neobavezni seks jer će se emotivno vezati uz vas čim stignete do skidanja grudnjaka i bit će suza kada shvate da niste baš zainteresirani za onu romantičnu komediju sutra navečer na RTL-u... U krevetu vole nježnost, polagan seks, a ako se i odvaže na malo agresive, to je više zbog partnera nego zbog sebe. Račice su nesputane romantičarke, vrlo senzibilne i lako ih je povrijediti.

KRALJICE, preciznije, LAVICE
Lavice su jedine žene koje mogu u svaku rečenicu ubaciti barem tri "ja". Egocentrične, bahate, i uvijek u centru pažnje. Mislim, nije to mana, lijepo je biti popularan; ali lavice idu iz krajnosti u krajnost da budu glavna zvijezda večeri. Ja ne zavodim lavicu - lavica zavodi mene. U pravilu, približe ti se kao da su vlasnice lokala i čude se što ih ne poznaš. Lavice preferiraju muškarce kojima se može zapovijedati. Najlakši način da ju pridobijete je da ju otvoreno obožavate. U krevetu su u pravilu ništ' posebno, očekuju zadovoljstvo kao svoje bogom dano pravo i nisu baš darežljive na blowjobovima (iliti pušenju) i masaži partnera.

VJEČNE JUNFERICE oliti DJEVICE
E sad, prvi problem je naći djevicu. Ne zajebavam se. Djevice su neprimjetne, skromne, samozatajne curićke koje se obično drže svog čopora frendica k'o Viktor zida kad u tri ujutro ide rigati votku. Djevice vole umjerenost: smirene, tihe jebače koji će ih zavoditi polako i s poštovanjem. Viktorijanske dame. Nećeš ju ševiti na prvom spoju taman umirala od muke za time.. Djevice su tip cura koje vole cvijeće, plesnjake, večerice kod roditelja itd. Umjerene su, pronicave i odlične prijateljice, uvijek se možeš osloniti na njih. Ali, ako želiš imati one night stand sa djevicom, radije idi doma drkati na Severinin pornić. Nema tu kruha.

SELEKTIVKE ili VAGE
E sad... Vagama je prvi dojam zlatno pravilo. Vage su suptilne i ljubitelji su finesa - morate ih jako dobro čitati ako želite nešto postići s njima. Vage su veliki ljubitelji lijepog i umjetnosti, ali su također i vrlo selektivne. Ili im pašete, ili ne. Vage pomno biraju svoje društvo, svoje prijatelje, lokale u kojima vise subotom.... Vage su rado viđene, društvo ih brzo prihvati, vole koketirati i općenito su fatalne za muškarce jer je teško odoljeti njihovom šarmu. Cijene jebače sa stilom koji brzo reagiraju i pogode svaki njezin prohtjev. U krevetu... Ma ne znam, svakakve su. Mogu biti odlične ili mrtva puhala.

ZATVORENE oli ŠKORPIONKE
Prvo i osnovno: škorpionke su destruktivne emotivke, samo svojim obrambenim mehanizmima itekako prikrivaju tu činjenicu. Ne vjerujete? Probajte škorpionki reći da je bilo zabavno ali sad ju molite da ode doma jer imate posla, i to u subotu u pola četiri ujutro, pa ako preživite recite mi dal' mi vjerujete. Propocionalno tome koliko se osjeti povrijeđenom, škorpionka će vas otrovno pogledati, sasuti uvrede, pokopati vam oči, ili baciti kiselinu na maloga. One su pre****no strastvene, odlične u krevetu, fakat luđakinje, ali nemoj ni u jednom trenutku pomisliti da ti vodiš igru. Škorpionka mora imati glavnu riječ i točka. Ako želiš igru po svojim pravilima, pripremi se za makijavelističke manipulacije jer jebo me pas ako ta bude popustila. Škorpionka je idealna za brzu ševu, ako je zainteresirana i ako igraš čistu igru. Pokušaj se igrati njezinim emocijama, i nosit će tvoj e testise kao naušnice. Ili , ako si jači, uništit će i sebe samo da ti napakosti. Oprezno u svakom slučaju.

OPIČENA iliti STRIJELČICA
Ako su škorpionke lude na loš način, onda su strijelčice lude na dobar. Impulzivne, vesele, uvijek raspoložene za zajebanciju, one su apsolutno najbolje društvo za zabavu. Uvijek su iskrene, vrckave, vrlo inteligentne i neće odbiti ništa što barem jednom nisu probale. Vole eksperimentirati. Imaju izvrstan smisao za humor i cijene kvalitetne viceve. Najlakše ih je zavesti ako im se ponudi izazov, nešto novo što još nisu iskusile. U krevetu su izrazito maštovite i ne libe se ničega.

KOZA ili JARČICA
Konzerva bi bio bolji naziv. Sa jarčicom sve mora biti po školskom udžbeniku. Imaju neke svoje stroge rituale, pravila i prohtjeve i mimo njih ne ide pa ne ide. Tradicionalisti. Najbolji ulet jarčici - napiši joj zamolbu za ševu, ovjerenu i u tri primjerka. Što se zavođenja tiče, mama joj je rekla da se ne smije ševiti sa zgodnim dečkima prije nego što ih dovede doma da ih roditelji upoznaju. Prije ćeš zbariti djevicu nego jarčicu. Ako ti nekim čudom i uspije, nije vrijedno truda. Da bi se jarčica odvalila u krevetu, trebaju mjeseci truda, uspostavljanja povjerenja i ustanovljivanja zajedničkih navika. Kao društvo, vrlo su ugodne i drage osobe, uvijek spremne pomoći. Pogotovo oko prijave poreza.

POMAKNUTE oli VODENJAKINJE
Yep, pomaknute. Vodenjakinju ćete vrlo brzo uočiti ako imate dobar vid - samo obratite pažnju na najkričavije obučenu osobu u prostoriji. Vodenjakinje imaju sjeban ukus u svemu, od glazbe do hrane i oblačenja. Prosječno ili uobičajeno nije za njih. Želiš vodenjakinju u krevetu? Vozi monocikl svirajući neki ***** od Bloc Paryja i tvoje su. Nemojte ih nikada podcijeniti - pronicljive su i inteligentne. Jednostavno moraš biti čudak da ih privučeš. U krevetu vole mirisne štapiće i, ovaj, malo egzotičnije poze. Naručite maserku za ujutro.

SOMICE iliti RIBE
Ribe? Ribe. Najlakše prepoznaš ribu ako joj kažeš nešto slatko a ona razvuče onaj blesavi osmjeh i sanjivi pogled srne na nišanu snajpera. Ribe sve određuju prema tome kako im se sprdi, tj. prema osjećajima. Da li ćete je moći zavesti ovisi o tome kako se osjeća taj dan. Što je najvažnije? Izgledaj nevino poput malog Isusa, toplo, prijateljski... Tri deci Jim Beama bi bilo dovoljno za željeni izgled. Šapući im na uho, budi mekan i topao, i tvoje su. Također, nisu baš najbolji izbor za brzu ševu jer ih je relativno lako osvojiti ali će te optužujući pogled progoniti tjednima. U krevetu su kao i račice, nježne i vole polako.

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otvorim stranicu na yahoo sa horoskopom a ono tamo izmedju ostalog ima i sekcija daily quickie  :D ( pa posle ja kriva, a drugi pisu bezobrazluke)

http://ca.astrology.shine.yahoo.net/aquarius/daily-quickie

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