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Started by Mirabella, September 01, 2011, 06:43:12 PM

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Mirabella

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

AFord


Mirabella

Nemoguce, predugo/preveliko.  Ima Boban opet da prebaci kvotu (kao juce).  ;)  Pogledaj od kuce, veruj mi, vredi.
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Daisy

We just blew the dust off of our Google Analytics traffic monitor and realized since we launched Damn You Autocorrect back in October, the site has gotten over 300 million page views! That's crazy! So thanks to everyone for reading!

And now, thanks to the analytics, here are the 15 most viewed autocorrect fails sent in to Damn You Autocorrect since the site launch. Can you can guess what the #1 most popular submission has been so far?


#15: Worst Day Of The Week




#14: Special Delivery




#13: That Time Of The Month

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Daisy

#12: Stain Remover




#11: We Need To Talk




#10: iPhone and Relationship Advice Don't Mix

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Daisy

#9: Chew On This




#8: Now That's A Bad Date




#7: Shocking News

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Daisy

#6: The Accident




#5: Dinner For One




#4: Coming Out

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Daisy

#3: First Date




#2: The Big D




And now, the #1 Most Popular DYAC: The Worst Possible Thing To Text To Mom

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Daisy

ANNA WARNER
AUGUST 9, 2011 AT 10:49 PM

This is so not fake. I was emailing in my two week notice to my boss from my phone and the last line I typed was

"I hope thongs go well for you and Rick."

My phone corrected things to be thongs and it does every times since, I just make sure to check it when I type things.




MICHELE
AUGUST 10, 2011 AT 8:53 PM

Oh my GOD! I am LMAO (beefbut)...WTF?!

I once typed a letter to some colleagues, and as a closer, it should have read:

Regards,
Michele

BUT instead read:

Retards,
Michele


Yeah, that didn't go over well.




AUNTIE M
AUGUST 11, 2011 AT 4:57 PM

Bad day to run out of kleenex! I couldn't stop crying i was laughing so hard!

Here's mine:
I typed "hostess with the mostest" about a coworker in an email to work friends.
It autocorrected to "hostess with the moistest:!!

Awkward!
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Jelence

Sto rece brat Ilije Cvorovica "I ja sam mog odavno izgazio".

Ugasila sam autocorrect cim sam dobila telefon... Meni to uzasno ide na zivce, jer se "ispravne" reci same utrpavaju. Stvarno mozes da se zajebes ko nista.
I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"