Oh so true (Ever Wonder Why?)

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 Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of  the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can  buy cigarettes at the front? 
   
Why  do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet  coke. 

Why  do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the  counters. 

Why  do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways  and put our useless junk in the garage. 


EVER  WONDER ...

Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our  skin? 

Why  can't women put on mascara with their mouth  closed? 

Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'? 

Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 

Why  is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'? 

Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dish  washing liquid made with real lemons? 

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker? 

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour? 

Why  isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? 

Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 

Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections? 

You  know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't they make the whole plane out of that  stuff?! 

Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains? 

Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together? 

If  flying is so safe,  why  do they call the airport the terminal? 


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Funny  xrofl, narocito ono pitanje
Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?   xfoht