Vic Dana

[Jelence]

Hahahahaha :)

[Mirabella]

 :D

[Pijanista]

 :|

[Superhik]

 xrofl

[baggio]

 :|

[Nocobdija]

 :|

[Pijanista]

'bem ti imena...

[Mirabella]

 xrofl

[Mirabella]

FB mi pre neki dan ponudi sugestije za prijatelje, prva ponuda na listi "do you know Kevin Kurac?".  xhang

[Pijanista]

Pa znas li ga?

[Mirabella]

xtwak  Sve si mi to ti namestio!  Obesio ga ovde, ja pogledala, FB ga upaNtio i sad k'o blesav, znas li ga pa znas li ga.

[Pijanista]

Mislis, oklembesio ga?

[Pijanista]

A zamisli tek kad mr Kurac dobije poruku "Do you know Mirabella?"

[baggio]

Price of Petrol( Gas) in France
   
   
   A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

   After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

   However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.   

   When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he                    replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

   
   
   I had no Monet
   
   
   To buy Degas
   
   
   To make the Van Gogh.
   
   
   See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
      

   I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

[Hate mail]

 :mrgreen:

[Pijanista]

Man shot in Elephant's head

[Superhik]

Žena mi je ostavila poruku na frižideru: Ovo više ne funkcioniše, preselila sam se kod mame!
Ne bude mi teško - otvorim frižider, svetlo radi, pivo hladno.
Šta, bre, ne funkcioniše?!

[Hate mail]

 :|

[Mirabella]

Strava  :)

https://www.strava.com/

[Superhik]

[Hate mail]

 :D