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Started by Mirabella, June 13, 2015, 08:18:55 PM

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Mirabella

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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Bez brige: tu su Cohens & Steins of this world, the cultural marxist Bolshevik destroyers of worlds to fix everything and everyone (out of existence):

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/the-remarkable-ways-europe-is-changing-how-people-talk-about-gender/2015/06/12/af435d48-0df0-11e5-a0fe-dccfea4653ee_story.html?hpid=z1
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Quote from: Mirabella on June 13, 2015, 08:18:55 PM
http://distractify.com/jake-currie/most-graphic-kids-book-ever/

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link sa te stranice...

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http://distractify.com/dennis-diclaudio/just-plane-gross/

flying British Airways from London to Dubai.

It appears that about fifteen minutes into the flight, a passenger took an emergency trip to the bathroom.

Shortly after the newly relieved passenger left the bathroom, his or her fellow travelers apparently started complaining to the crew about an ungodly rank odor emanating from bathroom. The complaints were so insistent and numerous that the captain was forced to make an announcement.

"He said you may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets," passenger Abhishek Sachdev told The Daily Mail. "He said it was liquid fecal excrement, those are the words he used. He said it's not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that."

The crew never was able to adequately clean out the bathroom, and they couldn't have customers breathing noxious effluvia for seven hours, so the captain decided to turn the plane around—turn the plane around!!!—over Germany and take everyone back to Heathrow Airport.

The next flight to Dubai wasn't for another 15 hours, so British Airways wound up giving everyone onboard food vouchers and putting them up in nearby hotels.

All because one person dropped some remarkably foul heat.
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Quotegastroenterologically distressed passenger

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Mirabella

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Mirabella

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Toza

Zašto pravoslavni sveci ne mogu da imaju normalna imena?

Danas sam po preporuci svog ne-urologa radio nešto u ruke i stoga imao dovoljno vremena za razmišljanje o važnim stvarima, kao što je ova. Zašto ne Sveti Milisav, nego uvek neki zadrti sa stranjskim (i to čudnim) imenom?

Npr. Sveti Fotije.
Kad god bih ga se u gornjem kontekstu setio, toliko bi mi poremetio koncentraciju da bih zabrljao onaj ručni rad. Mnogo nezgodan svetac.

Pijanista

Kad se zamonase uvek uzmu stara biblijska imena. Otud i cudna svetacka imena, kao Sveti Stefan ili Preopdobni Sisoje.

baggio

Sta li si ti Tozo muvao sa (ili u)  tvojim rukama kad se nisi setio/pomislio na Svetog Nikolu, ili Luku?

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