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MW Serbia:

http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Hronika/410981/Bizarna-igra-smrti-Voleo-da-pistoljem-plasi-ljude-ubio-druga-metkom-u-glavu

++++

Mislim da sam vec pricao, u kasarni gde sam sluzio (deo) vojnog roka u Krusevcu gradu, mladi porucnik na isti nacin ubio svog prijatelja kolegu, nekoliko godina pre nego sto sam prispeo tamo. Bese to posle atentata na Regana, porucnik objasnjava kako je to bilo, uperi pistolj u kolezu preko puta stola i kaze "Onda je taj ovako pucao u Regana..." opali i kraj. 

Retardacija.

Zasto neko ima metak u cevi pistolja u Krusevcu osamdeset i neke?

Retardacija.

Pazi, radi se o momku koji se minimum 4 godine skolovao da rukuje oruzjem. I na njih smo racunali da ce da nas odbrane od unutrasnjeg neprijatelja.

Ma Socijalisticko samoupravljanje i narodna odnrana.

Florida...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/male-threesome-goes-bad-675432

Trust and thrust issues...  :mrgreen:

Upish.

I only click on these articles to see what kind of comedic comments there will be. As usual, not disappointed!
(Darren Rubendall ·  Top Commenter · Works at Physician Advisors)

Should become vagitarians.............
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Countries with the most intimidating border officials

1. US – 22% (of all respondents labelled officials in US airports as "intimidating")

2. Dubai/UAE – 12%
3. Mexico – 9%
4. Canada – 8%

5. South Korea – 6%
6. UK – 5%
7. Israel – 5%

8. Pakistan – 4%
9. Venezuela –4%
10. Cuba – 3%

Mind you, ne ocenjuju isti ljudi sve te policajce. Cenim da Jermenski putnik moze vise da istrpi.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-abuse/noisy-sex-triggers-brawl-between-brothers-who-still-live-their-mom

:mrgreen:

Submitted by nomandoethgood on Wed, 2011-03-02 05:01.
these two should watch "wild and wonderful whites of west virginia".give 'em an idea of what's to come.

Submitted by RufusVonDufus1 on Wed, 2011-02-23 17:40.
Man, would I like to see a picture of Shane's girlfriend. I'll bet she could scare the paint off the walls.

Submitted by Smokey on Wed, 2011-02-23 04:42.
These boys will be better off in prison where they can have all the noisy sex they want with their cellmates. The other convicts are used to all that noise.

Submitted by feature2533 on Mon, 2011-02-21 16:07.
Nice mugshots..I didn't know Alec Baldwin and Ethan Hawke were brothers..

Submitted by killshot71 on Wed, 2011-02-23 12:59.
More like Stephen Baldwin.

Submitted by Póg mo thóin on Mon, 2011-02-21 10:38.
I remember these two geniuses. I met them at a Mensa meeting.

complaints made by holidaymakers:

- Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

- We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.

- No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.

- It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It only took the Americans three hours to get home.

- My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.

- I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

- It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.

- On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

 :mrgreen:

Tourists...

Svadben venac kapiju mi krasi

http://www.serbiancafe.com/lat/vesti/14/119913/pucali-iz-topa-na-svadbi-ima-ranjenih.html

Quote from: Pijanista on October 15, 2013, 12:50:01 AM
Svadben venac kapiju mi krasi

http://www.serbiancafe.com/lat/vesti/14/119913/pucali-iz-topa-na-svadbi-ima-ranjenih.html

na kraju je linak za SLEDEĆI ČLANAK: Svaki treći testirani nije biološki otac

Quote
... neretko posećuju i bake dece koje sumnjaju da su im sinovi prevareni.

,,Dođe svekrva koja sumnja da joj snaha ´švrlja´ i pita šta treba da donese kako bi se utvrdilo je li njen sin zaista biološki otac deteta. Donesu nam uzorke, poput četkice za zube ili kose iz koje se može izvaditi dovoljno ćelija da bi se uradila DNK analiza.

Međutim, svekrve uvek savetujemo da to ne rade već da kao odrasli ljudi sednu i razgovaraju te tako raščiste situaciju", kaže Karan.

Prema njegovim rečima, rezultati analiza koje se rade u Banjaluci ne odskaču od proseka u okruženju, odnosno u proseku od 25 do 30 odsto slučajeva iz takozvane rizične grupe bude utvrđeno da se ne radi o biološkom ocu deteta.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3185884.stm

Grupa žena iz Saudijske Arabije organizovaće 26. oktobra protestne vožnje širom te zemlje, kako bi se izborile za pravo da voze automobil. Skoro 15.500 žena i muškaraca iz ove arapske države potpisalo je na internetu peticiju u kojoj se zalažu za ukidanje zabrane vožnje ženama.

Iako u zakonu o saobraćaju u Saudijskoj Arabiji ne postoji odredba koja izričito zabranjuje Saudijkama da voze automobile, uticajne verske vođe ga tumače na taj način. Zbog zabrane, organi vlasti ne izdaju ženama vozačke dozvole niti im priznaju dozvole koje su stekle izvan te zemlje.

Nedavno je jedan verski lider izjavio da saudijskim ženama ne treba dozvoliti da voze "jer tokom vožnje dolazi do pomeranja karlice naviše što može dovesti do oštećenja jajnika".

http://www.b92.net/automobili/razno.php?yyyy=2013&mm=10&nav_id=765471

Quote from: INI on October 15, 2013, 08:45:49 AM


Nedavno je jedan verski lider izjavio da saudijskim ženama ne treba dozvoliti da voze "jer tokom vožnje dolazi do pomeranja karlice naviše što može dovesti do oštećenja jajnika".

Hmmmm.......really?  I to je jedini razlog?

Meanwhile Canada:
Spasao se od medjeda tako sto ga je povukao za....

http://tinyurl.com/jvkc6nl

 ,,Nisam ni uspeo da okrenem glavu, a medved mi je već disao za vrat".

Ne, ne mi dihat za ovratnik.  :mrgreen:

Nije mi jasno gde je u Kanadi naisao na medveda.

 xrofl

,,Nisam ni uspeo da okrenem glavu, a medved mi je već disao za vrat".

Bad Serbian...

dahtao, onako erotski.

Jedan instinktivni refleks mu je, međutim, spasao život.

Jes', prvi instinkt ti je, kad ti medved rashchepi celjust u lice, da ga povuces za jezik.  xrofl

Кад није прави Србин к'о Блажо

Ovo stvarno postoji?!  :shock:

http://www.svibor.co.rs/

Trebalo bi "srbsko" da bude u trendu duha tradicije.

Коме треба, нуде и ово:

БЕСПЛАТНА ШКОЛА АУТЕНТИЧНОГ СРПСКОГ УМЕЋА БОРЕЊА

тренинзи:
Баново брдо "Соколана", Љешка 9
уторак 20:00ч,
четвртак 20:00ч
Калемeгдан:
недеља 12:00ч

Meanwhile in Canada:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/saskatchwan-woman-cites-rare-defence-necessity-driving-drunk-182600322.html

MW in Ireland:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/obese-man-required-buy-two-tickets-finds-them-164702370.html

 :?:

And now, meet Coshonda

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/cops-mom-left-kids-in-car-went-shoplifting-1.6263755

Ne otvara se.

Jesu joj prezivela deca? Missim, nije vrucina...

Somebody: nuke these fuckers NOW...

http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/318340-preserved-fetuses-available-for-donation-in-china/

Quote from: Hate mail on October 17, 2013, 12:58:14 AM
Ne otvara se.

Jesu joj prezivela deca? Missim, nije vrucina...

Associated Press
MASSAPEQUA, N.Y. — A Long Island woman has been charged with shoplifting $270 from a mall while her two children waited in the car.

Newsday reports ( http://bit.ly/18lfFij ) that 31-year-old Coshonda Vanderhall was arraigned Wednesday on charges of third-degree robbery and endangering the welfare of a child. She pleaded not guilty and was ordered jailed on $30,000 bail.

Police say Vanderhall shoplifted from a J.C. Penney store at a mall in Massapequa on Tuesday and then punched a security officer who tried to stop her.

The security guard was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Police say Vanderhall left her 10-year-old daughter and 15-month-old son alone in her car for two and a half hours during her spree.

Vanderhall, of Mastic, is due back in court Friday.

Zeni stvarno trebala garderoba, pogledaj sta nosi.

Bata Panta.

http://kamerades.com/photo/bata-panta-highlander-from-old-mountain/#1

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/10/11/on-the-verge-belgrade-europes-latest-urban-success-story/?_r=2&

"fashionable attendees"

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20746482,00.html

Tuzna prica.
Svako zasluzuje da bude voljen.

 :(

 :(

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1488876

Nuke'em, nuke'em, nuke'em....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10387662/Chinese-couple-sold-baby-to-pay-for-iPhone.html

it's a stupid phone anyway... :roll:

And then a pink elephant reportedly danced across the lawn.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/18/Police-Man-Sets-Himself-on-fire-Displaying-a-Burning-Cross