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baggio

#251
January 30, 2014, 09:05:26 PM
 :(
We can not change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand - Randy Pauch

Mirabella

#252
January 31, 2014, 01:39:39 PM
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Ivan_D

#253
January 31, 2014, 01:58:01 PM
Ja imam panican strah od pozara (i od mnogih drugih stvari) i kad god sam u hotelu proucim na mapi gde su emergency stepenice i onda odem do njih, cisto da zapamtim put. Zlu ne trebalo.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Mirabella

#254
February 08, 2014, 02:51:50 AM
Ethnic Italians (Italijanci)  :mrgreen:

http://www.newsli.com/2014/02/07/three-arrested-for-stealing-cemetery-vases-from-farmingdale-pinelawn-cemeter-combined-value-53000/

"... the thefts of numerous bronze vases with a combined value of approximately $53,000. The thefts occurred on October 1, and 16, 2013, and February 5, 6, 2014.

Giambalvo and Dono are also responsible for a burglary that occurred December 2013 in which they entered a vacant home on Kime Avenue in North Babylon and stole copper piping.

Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Hate mail

#257
February 11, 2014, 01:50:03 AM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#258
February 11, 2014, 05:41:54 AM
Quote from: Hate mail on February 11, 2014, 01:50:03 AM
And then there's Shaneka Torres! :mrgreen:

Looneyland. http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/02/10/police-woman-fires-shot-over-wrong-burger-order/

Can u believe?  :shock:

No bacon!

Again!  

xuzi

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When Torres got home, she discovered there wasn't bacon on her burger. She called the restaurant, which promised to provide her a free meal at the next stop. She provided her name and phone number to workers.

Torres and her friend then went to clubs Sunday night.

Afterward, she decided they would stop by McDonald's and get the free meal she had coming. They were in the drive-through lane, around 3 a.m. Monday, when Torres checked her order. There was no bacon – again.


lovely Shaneka, 29



http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/02/post_479.html
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Hate mail

#261
February 16, 2014, 02:43:22 AM
She's sexy.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Mirabella

#262
February 16, 2014, 03:04:59 PM
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Hate mail

#264
February 24, 2014, 11:27:10 PM
Bill In The Desert, La Quinta, United States, 5 days ago

One more indication that society is rapidly sinking under the weight of uneducated, thoughtless, self-centered people who care only for their time on Facebook and Twitter. Nothing is sacred; no one is respected; history has no meaning. Our heroes are hip hop and rock stars. Life's highest goal is to make the finals on America's Got Talent. Everyone dresses as though they are starring in their own action movie; tattoos and silicone injections aloft and alow.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562482/We-fun-funeral-Soldier-suspended-picture-Honor-Guard-fooling-flag-draped-coffin-online-derogatory-comments.html#ixzz2uHjoMOYO
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"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Superhik

#270
March 12, 2014, 03:56:52 PM
Harlem Explosion Causes Collapse Of Two Buildings, At Least One Person Dead



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/harlem-explosion_n_4948494.html

:shock:

Hate mail

#271
March 12, 2014, 04:16:17 PM
Probably a meth lab...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

#272
March 12, 2014, 06:44:18 PM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#274
March 22, 2014, 11:56:55 AM
Haha, sjajan je taj Aasif Mandvi. Malo kopira Ali G., ali odlican.

Izrazit New York akcenat za nekog ko se rodio u Indiji i odrastao u Engleskoj.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

#277
March 22, 2014, 08:09:04 PM
Meni nisu jasni 2. i 12.
Pogotovo 2., 12. mogu da pretpostavim
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

#278
March 22, 2014, 08:16:50 PM
Da, za #2 nisam pametan.

#12 je number representation issue, programeri ce znati.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#279
March 22, 2014, 08:36:21 PM
Oct 31 = Dec 25

Octal 31 = 3 x 8 + 1 x 1

Decimal 25 = 2 x 10 + 5 x 1
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Mirabella

#280
March 22, 2014, 08:57:36 PM
To je ono, na vrh mi jezika.  Gleda te u facu a ti ne znas.  Kad otkrijes odgovor, pomislis, pa kako nisam znao/la....

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_you_get_when_you_cross_a_joke_with_a_rhetorical_question
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Hate mail

#282
March 31, 2014, 06:06:07 AM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

#286
April 09, 2014, 12:34:38 AM
Sta ti je ovo / ne otvara se?
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#287
April 09, 2014, 12:53:28 AM
Bice da je kod vas cenzurisano. Da probam bolji linak...

Obama's Extreme Rhetoric - Danish TV Mocks Obama

Hate mail

#288
April 10, 2014, 01:32:44 AM
A cross-bearing pravoslavni hriscanin sedi u Kremlju a cultural Marxist komunisticko-godless Bolshevik gamad je zauzela Zapad. Poslednja vremena...

http://www.express.co.uk/comment/columnists/leo-mckinstry/15991/How-the-Government-has-declared-war-on-white-English-people
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#291
April 10, 2014, 08:08:02 PM
- Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
- I am not a crook
- Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall
- I did not have sex with that woman
- They missunderestimated me
- Let me be clear... fair share...fair share...fair share...fair share...fair share...

Pareski do

#292
April 10, 2014, 09:12:33 PM
You missed

- Read my lips, no new taxes! (we would have also accepted: "I like taxes as much as I like broccoli")

Mirabella

#293
April 12, 2014, 04:20:41 PM
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Hate mail

#294
April 12, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Gle ovo. Budale nisu pazile kakve su im karte koje serviraju ljudima za igru i sad tuze jer ih lik odrao. Cenim da ce sudija da ih istera iz sudnice...

http://news.yahoo.com/borgata-casino-lawsuit-gambler-cheated-won-9-6m-204337332.html;_ylt=AwrBJR_PZ0hT9nwAE._QtDMD
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#296
April 20, 2014, 07:44:49 AM
Quote from: Hate mail on April 12, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Gle ovo. Budale nisu pazile kakve su im karte koje serviraju ljudima za igru i sad tuze jer ih lik odrao. Cenim da ce sudija da ih istera iz sudnice...

http://news.yahoo.com/borgata-casino-lawsuit-gambler-cheated-won-9-6m-204337332.html;_ylt=AwrBJR_PZ0hT9nwAE._QtDMD

Znam za ovo. Sreca pa je Phil Ivey u pitanju, neko drugi bi zbog ovog verovatno vec zavrsio u zatvoru.

You play by their rules, beat them and their game i jos mozes da zaglavis zbog toga    :roll:  :cry:
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.
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