10 Easy Steps On What To Do When Meeting Alizée
1. Bow down, try to keep it in your pants.
2. Try not to faint; she can smell fear!
3. Keep the tongue in your mouth (even though she is french)
4. Keep repeating "Come to the U.S.", then try to French her
5. Watch and enjoy her kicking your ass
6. Offer gifts of candy - it'll pacify her and keep her from eating your soul
7. Think of an excuse to explain why it is that your drool has completely worn away the fabrics of your shirt
8. Enjoy - at this very moment, you've become enshrined in the club of "Lucky Bastards"
9. Try to prolong the conversation anyway possible
10. Repeat the process until blacklisted like RMJ