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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3500 on: April 18, 2016, 08:17:44 PM »
Sta tek rade crncima, kako ih muchu.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3501 on: April 18, 2016, 08:50:08 PM »
Muchu, jebu...
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« Reply #3502 on: April 19, 2016, 03:00:11 AM »
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3504 on: April 19, 2016, 01:51:23 PM »
Kuka motika za ovakvima.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3505 on: April 19, 2016, 01:55:09 PM »
A jeste snimili onom Svabi mitraljez?...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3506 on: April 19, 2016, 01:59:17 PM »


Misliš na ovo?

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3507 on: April 19, 2016, 02:01:13 PM »
Jok more, mislim na one gore sa shifrarnikom.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3508 on: April 19, 2016, 02:36:29 PM »
Aaaa, a ja se osvrnuo na ove Indijeve mondenske beograđane što izlazu u varoš ponedeljkom.

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« Reply #3509 on: April 19, 2016, 02:51:37 PM »
Pa ka'ce siroti ako nece dok su mladi.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3510 on: April 19, 2016, 03:06:44 PM »
Da bre.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3511 on: April 19, 2016, 06:53:42 PM »

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« Reply #3512 on: April 19, 2016, 07:11:04 PM »
Maybe you could put his skills to work.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3513 on: April 19, 2016, 07:53:05 PM »
Kako nam je promakla ona epizoda sa pacovom koji se penje po usnulom putniku njujorškog metroa i sudbinsko pitanje: dal' biste ga probudili ili uslikali?

Evo, sad je i ta dilema rešena: pacovi su počeli da se slikaju sami:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePEhhldYgeU

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3515 on: April 20, 2016, 09:56:09 AM »


http://www.novosti.rs/vesti/naslovna/drustvo/aktuelno.290.html:601188-Nikolic-Na-Krfu-i-Vidu-pre-100-godina-odigrala-se-najveca-drama-u-istoriji-srpskog-naroda

...Verovali smo u sebe i naterali saveznike da nam dozvole da probijemo Solunski front 1918. godine, čime je slomljena kičma silama Osovine i okončan do tada najveći rat u istoriji ljudske civilizacije...


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« Reply #3516 on: April 20, 2016, 03:23:55 PM »
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3517 on: April 20, 2016, 04:37:29 PM »
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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« Reply #3518 on: April 20, 2016, 04:54:07 PM »
 :mrgreen:

To je sreca u nesreci: niko (jos) nije nastradao a bezbednosna kultura je ionako odavno trebalo da bude deo kurikuluma...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3519 on: April 21, 2016, 07:46:55 AM »
Онај Стојадиновић, у данашњој Политици:

"Вучић је у великом проблему с испуњавањем обећања.. "

Deus ex machina:

ALEKSANDAR VUČIĆ ZA KURIR: Ubica Jelene Marjanović će biti uhapšen u narednih 48 sati

http://www.kurir.rs/crna-hronika/aleksandar-vucic-ubica-jelene-marjanovic-ce-biti-uhapsen-u-narednih-48-sati-clanak-2231999

..taman usred izborne šutnje. Nek zvoni (šutnja) od ispunjenih obećanja..

 :x

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3520 on: April 21, 2016, 01:10:47 PM »

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3521 on: April 21, 2016, 05:49:45 PM »
Онај Стојадиновић, у данашњој Политици:

"Вучић је у великом проблему с испуњавањем обећања.. "

Deus ex machina:

ALEKSANDAR VUČIĆ ZA KURIR: Ubica Jelene Marjanović će biti uhapšen u narednih 48 sati

http://www.kurir.rs/crna-hronika/aleksandar-vucic-ubica-jelene-marjanovic-ce-biti-uhapsen-u-narednih-48-sati-clanak-2231999

..taman usred izborne šutnje. Nek zvoni (šutnja) od ispunjenih obećanja..

 :x

Ниси га чуо како МОЛИ Др Нешу да не саопштава име убојице до понедељка, да не би било неких спекулација?

Јебло матере, ово је смешније од оног Хатеовог рата.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3522 on: April 21, 2016, 05:55:44 PM »

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3524 on: April 22, 2016, 11:28:21 AM »
Najviši hram na svetu ugrožen zbog uriniranja prolaznika



http://www.b92.net/putovanja/vesti.php?yyyy=2016&mm=04&dd=22&nav_id=1122698
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3525 on: April 22, 2016, 01:10:46 PM »
"Zato su vlasti njene zidove premazali posebnom bojom koja mokraću prska nazad po cipelama - podsećaju nemački mediji."

 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Srbizacija Nemačke.

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« Reply #3526 on: April 22, 2016, 02:57:15 PM »
That Moment When 2016 Hits You

‘I felt a wave of sadness,’ said one friend. This year’s politics have that effect on a lot of Americans.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/that-moment-when-2016-hits-you-1461281849

Evelyn Croft 31 minutes ago
Some people get caught up in the fact Trump makes some earthy comments. Please grow a thicker skin or we will wind up with a felon that barks like a dog and steals White House furniture and artwork as the president.  Let that one sink in,  then recalibrate your tolerances.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3527 on: April 22, 2016, 07:30:55 PM »
Bog te jebo, kakvi mentoli su se uspentrali na vodeca mesta nekad velikih, mocnih, cak respektabilnih nacija...

Nece to na dobro.


Norveška ministarka htela da "oseti" kako je migrantima, a uspela je samo da joj se CEO SVET SMEJE



http://www.blic.rs/vesti/svet/norveska-ministarka-htela-da-oseti-kako-je-migrantima-a-uspela-je-samo-da-joj-se-ceo/wt2lvt3

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3528 on: April 22, 2016, 08:08:39 PM »
Kopira Kim Jong Una i Putina

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« Reply #3529 on: April 22, 2016, 09:09:38 PM »
Ova norveska budala to radi zato sto je budala.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3530 on: April 23, 2016, 09:14:37 AM »

NAŠI BUDILNICI ZVONE 60 GODINA
Zašto o fabrici satova iz Zemuna priča ceo svet



http://www.blic.rs/vesti/beograd/nasi-budilnici-zvone-60-godina-zasto-o-fabrici-satova-iz-zemuna-prica-ceo-svet/8s5h5yp

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3531 on: April 24, 2016, 01:53:08 PM »
Купио сам био ја неколико тих будилника, својевремено.
Навијем га, тако, да звони у неко доба и посадим на вр' телевизора (који ми је, btw, стајао на поду јазбине).
Па ка'се огласи ујутру, а ја га лепо спичим јастучетом из лежећег положаја, те будилица рокне на паркет и престане да звони, а ја наставим да спавам.
Лош квалитет, нису подносили моју преку нарав.

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« Reply #3532 on: April 25, 2016, 06:14:05 PM »
"If precedent is any guide, that probe may take a long time. A similar incident from 2009 -- an F-16 firing on and hitting the same tower -- is still under investigation, Roen said."

 xrofl

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/25/europe/norway-fighter-jets-fire-on-control-tower/index.html

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« Reply #3534 on: April 25, 2016, 06:29:11 PM »
Which European countries will most likely fall apart, expand or disappear from the map of Europe in 20-30 years?

Belgium. The going joke is that Belgium is a nation of 5 million Flemish (Dutch speaking) people, 5 million Walloons (French speaking) people, and 1 Belgian - the King. That is not far from the truth. Those two language groups simply hate each other. Having lived there for 6 years I made dozens of observations to support that:

small, bilingual cities (5-10k people) are routinely having two separate systems of fire brigades, because the Flemish brigade would refuse to put out a fire in a French house, and vice versa (never mind that they were all officially Belgian). Not only is this despicable, it is also economically very inefficient and leads to ridiculously high taxes.
there was an accident where two trains were inadvertently set on a collision course. While en route, the driver of one of the trains (a French speaking Belgian) realized what was about to happen, called the control station in panic, asking them to stop both trains and avert a disaster. The staff of the  control station was native Flemish. Even though they spoke perfect French, they refused to understand him and did nothing. Rather that listening to a French speaker, and his rather simple message (which they perfectly understood), they preferred to let an accident happen that killed 8 people (see here for the story).
I moved there as a foreigner, speaking very little French, and bought a house in a mixed language environment. I didn't plan it this way, but one of my neighboring families happened to be French speaking, the other Flemish speaking. Initially, the French speaking family was friendly to me, while the other family ignored me. Because of fluent English and German knowledge, I picked up Flemish very quickly, without really studying it. Within 12 months of living there I could give professional presentations in Flemish and subscribed to Flemish newspapers and magazines. The result: now both of my neighbors refused to talk to me, each believing I had declared loyalty to the enemy side. That went on for 5 years.
While I was living there, two Belgian women were doing very well in professional tennis: Kim Clijsters (a Flemish woman) and Justine Henin (a Walloon woman). Tennis is a big sport in Belgium, and Wimbledon is a big event. As long as both of these exceptional athletes were in the annual Wimbledon tournament, as you'd expect, my Flemish friends held for Clijsters, and my Walloon friends held for Henin. However, as soon as one of them was eliminated, they didn't hold for the remaining "Belgian" player. No. Let's say Henin was eliminated from the tournament, and Clijsters remained. As of that point, all my Walloon friends held for whoever (non-Belgian) was playing AGAINST Clijsters, hoping to see her eliminated as quickly as possible.
National political parties are set-up in such a way that you can only vote for parties, and candidates, of your language group. There is a Flemish Socialist party, and a Walloon socialist party. A Flemish conservative party, and a Walloon conservative party, and so on. At birth you are registered for one, and only one, language group, and (once you reach voting age) you are only permitted to vote for parties associated with your language group. You could not, for example, sympathize with a politician from the other language group and vote for her or him.
Since I hold an EU passport, I was permitted to vote in local elections. However, in order to do that I would have had to declare affiliation with one of the language groups, and then been given choices of candidates only from that group. Having friends in both language groups, naturally, I declined to do that.
As a follow-up to the terrorist attacks in Brussels we are now discovering that the various law enforcement organizations (the Brussels region alone has 5 mutually independent police forces - all split along language lines) are ridiculously inefficient, mostly because they are set-up to keep secrets from each other - rather than working together to avoid threats to the country. Not really a surprise.
In Belgium, you are indoctrinated from birth that your tribe (your language group) is your primary affiliation, and everything else (religious belief, political affiliation, etc.) is, at best, of secondary importance. The monarchy really is the only institution that attempts to provide any cohesion for Belgium as a nation. And, frankly speaking, the times when monarchies played much of a significant role in politics are over.

There are lots of things to love about Belgium: the people are excellent (I have many good friends there); the location is strategic; the availability of "Euro jobs" makes for first rate career opportunities; the architecture is second to none; the food superb; the infrastructure is excellent. However, like it or not, this country is headed for splitsville.

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« Reply #3535 on: April 25, 2016, 08:32:05 PM »
Ovo bre nece na dobro.

Ako je (novonastala) realnost i 10% od ovoga sto donosi tzv. "Blic" nek ide sve u picku lepu materinu.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/hronika/kotor-otkriveno-18-nelegalno-postavljenih-kamera-uhapsena-trojica/hljt1ly

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3536 on: April 26, 2016, 01:59:27 PM »
Which European countries will most likely fall apart, expand or disappear from the map of Europe in 20-30 years?

spiking of Belgium...

Belgian cyclist gets 6-year ban for racing with hidden motor

The Associated Press
Published Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:43AM EDT

AIGLE, Switzerland -- The International Cycling Union has banned Belgian rider Femke Van Den Driessche for six years for using a hidden motor at the cyclo-cross world championships.

It's the UCI's first sanction using its rules on technological fraud.

UCI President Brian Cookson calls it "a major victory" to help "keep this form of cheating out of our sport."

The UCI banned Van Den Driessche through Oct. 20, 2021, stripped her Under-23 European title and fined her 20,000 Swiss francs ($20,500).

The 19-year-old rider had said she would skip her disciplinary hearing and retire from racing.

The UCI says inspectors found a motor "concealed along with a battery in the seat-tube" at the world under-23 race in Belgium in January.

The motor "was controlled by a Bluetooth switch installed underneath the handlebar tape."





šteta...

pravda za Femke!
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3537 on: April 26, 2016, 02:10:49 PM »
Kako je sve trulo...
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3538 on: April 26, 2016, 03:51:11 PM »
... али како је то добра технологија!

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« Reply #3539 on: April 26, 2016, 04:03:49 PM »
Coming to a theater near you: Femke in triple X action.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3540 on: April 26, 2016, 04:19:10 PM »
obogaćen je riječnik, glagol femkati je dobio nekoliko novih značenja...

... a kako je Hate primjetio, možda ih bude još...
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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« Reply #3541 on: April 26, 2016, 07:49:10 PM »

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« Reply #3542 on: April 26, 2016, 08:03:02 PM »
"Zanimljivo je da u skandinavskim zemljama (Švedska, Danska, Finska) zakonom garantovana minimalna zarada ne postoji."

No shit.  :mrgreen:

Postojace kad stocno / "daj mi" stanovnistvo premasi neki procenat populacije.
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3543 on: April 27, 2016, 05:58:14 AM »
http://www.24sata.rs/apsolutni-heroj-lokalnih-izbora-beli-preletacevic-pokidao-u-mladenovcu/29772

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWuor81sPo

Lista koju predvodi izmišljeni lik Ljubiša Preletačević Beli je zauzela drugu poziciju u beogradskoj opštini Mladenovac.


... ha, ovi ladno stavili izmišljeni lik... a Borko je morao da menja ime u l.k...
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3544 on: April 27, 2016, 11:35:56 AM »
Па ко би се надао томе од Љубише, дочим је Борислав/Борко био реална опасност.  :mrgreen:

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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3545 on: April 27, 2016, 11:37:53 AM »
Енивеј, Срби: добро сам вас клео.

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« Reply #3546 on: April 27, 2016, 01:43:48 PM »
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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« Reply #3547 on: April 27, 2016, 03:02:12 PM »
There is speculation the documents could raise questions about whether some Saudi officials supported the attacks

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/obama-administration-set-to-release-secret-28-pages-from-911-report-a6999696.html

Ajde?

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« Reply #3548 on: April 27, 2016, 03:05:41 PM »
 :evil:
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Re: Iz stampe
« Reply #3549 on: April 28, 2016, 11:29:50 AM »
RIK ponovo prebrojava glasove sa josh 100 biralista, nakon shto je ponistio izbore na 15 birackih mesta (18.000 biracha).
Muku videse ti ljudi da oteraju opoziciju ispod cenzusa, al' se banda ne da.

I onda, najbolji komentar dana:

~Bananaman : Ja mislim da treba pustiti premijera da sam broji sve glasove, i ovako je on supercovek