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Jelence

Quote from: Ivan_D on September 07, 2014, 11:12:13 AM





Jel ovo opet neka tvoja trofejna udaraljka?

Jes' ruzna za medalju  :?

Si ostao bez para?
I'll tell you something about good looking people: we're not well liked

Superhik

Quote from: Hate mail on September 12, 2014, 02:19:12 AM
"No arrests have been made"?

How about summary executions?

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26507806/thieves-steal-pumpkins-grown-by-preschoolers

U djehenem, naglavaćke.

Bemti stoku...  xuss



..odnekud me ovo podsetilo -

Moj deda, po majci, je od `48 bio pitomac Golog otoka, i baba je, da bi u tim gladnim godinama nekako odhranila decu, moju majku i ujaka, posadila iza kuce leje luka, krompira, sargarepe...

E, noću su Skojevci organizovano dolazili da te leje pocupaju i izgaze.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

Nije to nista, mnogo ste osetljivi vas dvojica. U Holandiji ima na vise mesta malih farmi gde deca, uglavnom iz obdanista i nizih razreda osnovne, dolaze da upoznaju zivotinjski svet. Ima tamo koza, jarica, pataka, gusaka i sl.
Onda, pre jedno 15-ak godina se desilo nekoliko puta da klinci ujutru dodju sa skolom na farmicu a jarici i kozici zaklani i ostaljveni tamo.
Bas u doba nekakvih muslimanskih praznika, needless to say.  xuss

I od tada holandska vlada, umesto da obezbedjuje te farme u vreme tih praznika, oni sredili organizovano klanje po mesarama i slicnim objektima za te indijance.  :x
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

Nego, Hate, nikako da ti posaljem, apropos tvog nezdravog radnog mesta - ovako izgleda moj radni environment.
Samo jedan u nizu razloga zasto sam jedno 5x produktivniji od tebe. Iako si ti mnogo pametniji. Maybe.  :)

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Superhik

Japanese Porn Needs More Male Porn Stars. Apparently.

QuoteThere are only 70 or so male adult video actors. Plus, there are ten thousand adult video actresses, and with four thousand releases every month, the number of male actors simply isn't enough.

http://kotaku.com/japanese-porn-needs-more-male-porn-stars-apparently-1633382552

:mrgreen:

Hate mail

A propos su dve reci, klaun jongen.

Talk to me again when you're sitting on a 600-people trading floor.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

MalaKoala

ovakav slican astal su meni moji kupili kad sam krenula u 5-ti.
nikad ga nisam koristila. uvek sam ucila/radila domaci na podu.  :mrgreen:

Ivan_D

10K porno glumica u Japanu??? U ovom momentu?  :shock:
Prosto ne mogu da verujem. Mislim, ne pratim japansku scenu iz vise razloga, najvise zbog cenzure, ali 10 hiljada mi izgleda preterano. Ovde je listiran ogroman broj evropskih porno glumica za poslednjih 20 godina, pa ih ukupno ima 3000.

Inace to sa muskarcima je uvek bio problem. Uvek ih je bio manjak a i malo su placeni. I devojke su relativno malo placene, ali muskarci (u Evropi) posebno. U evropskim porno filmovima u 90% filmova vidis 30-tak razlicitih muskaraca. A govorimo o par hiljada filmova.

http://eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/appendix_2.html
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

Ma pricao sam ti o bb passport jos pre par nedelja/meseci. Ne mogu da verujem da su tako nesto izbacili. Nisam znao da se vec prodaje. Ja cekam bb classic. Mada mozda cu i taj da preskocim jer bold 9900 jos dobro radi od kad sam kupio novu bateriju.  ;)
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Manjak, malo placeni? Really?

What about the SIZE issues?  :mrgreen:
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

Baterija otklonila slowness issues?

Ako je to tacno onda mashala.

Bold 9900 ima fiksiran iznos RAM-a koji kad se popuni do neke crte mosh' se jebat' sto se tice brzine.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

Baterija otklonila issues da se brzo prazni. Za slowness sam morao da izbrisem gomilu apps i restartujem ga  ;)

Odakle je ovaj akcenat?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UAKAjzeL0s

Cameron jos spava, a zivo me zanima.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Urban black/other urban hip/cool/young brown peeps. Barely intelligible.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

Good man!!! Kad sam pitao Camerona pre nekoliko godina on je rekao da ne moze da locira taj akcent i dodao "It's just gay"  :mrgreen:
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Cammie's clearly not been out and about...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

O ovome ja pricam. Covek pao sa 20 metara i nista. Nikako ne skociti na travu, zemlju, drvece, zbunje, automobile i sl. u slucaju pokusaja samoubistva. Bez obzira koliko si visoko.

http://www.weather.com/video/man-sleepwalks-off-cliff-while-camping-53515
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Svasta. Kakav si ti Crnogorac kad razmisljas o samoubistvu skakanjem. Metak, bre, metak. Neverovatan si, majke mi.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

Pisao sam pre da je metak vrlo nepouzdan nacin da se izvrsi samoubistvo.

Meanwhile, novi srbski covek strikes again:  http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29193847

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Scary.


The Opinion Pages | OP-ED COLUMNIST

The Great Unraveling
SEPT. 15, 2014


Roger Cohen

It was the time of unraveling. Long afterward, in the ruins, people asked: How could it happen?

It was a time of beheadings. With a left-handed sawing motion, against a desert backdrop, in bright sunlight, a Muslim with a British accent cut off the heads of two American journalists and a British aid worker. The jihadi seemed comfortable in his work, unhurried. His victims were broken. Terror is theater. Burning skyscrapers, severed heads: The terrorist takes movie images of unbearable lightness and gives them weight enough to embed themselves in the psyche.

It was a time of aggression. The leader of the largest nation on earth pronounced his country encircled, even humiliated. He annexed part of a neighboring country, the first such act in Europe since 1945, and stirred up a war on further land he coveted. His surrogates shot down a civilian passenger plane. The victims, many of them Europeans, were left to rot in the sun for days. He denied any part in the violence, like a puppeteer denying that his puppets' movements have any connection to his. He invoked the law the better to trample on it. He invoked history the better to turn it into farce. He reminded humankind that the idiom fascism knows best is untruth so grotesque it begets unreason.

It was a time of breakup. The most successful union in history, forged on an island in the North Sea in 1707, headed toward possible dissolution — not because it had failed (refugees from across the seas still clamored to get into it), nor even because of new hatreds between its peoples. The northernmost citizens were bored. They were disgruntled. They were irked, in some insidious way, by the south and its moneyed capital, an emblem to them of globalization and inequality. They imagined they had to control their National Health Service in order to save it even though they already controlled it through devolution and might well have less money for its preservation (not that it was threatened in the first place) as an independent state. The fact that the currency, the debt, the revenue, the defense, the solvency and the European Union membership of such a newborn state were all in doubt did not appear to weigh much on a decision driven by emotion, by urges, by a longing to be heard in the modern cacophony — and to heck with the day after. If all else failed, oil would come to the rescue (unless somebody else owned it or it just ran out).

It was a time of weakness. The most powerful nation on earth was tired of far-flung wars, its will and treasury depleted by absence of victory. An ungrateful world could damn well police itself. The nation had bridges to build and education systems to fix. Civil wars between Arabs could fester. Enemies might even kill other enemies, a low-cost gain. Middle Eastern borders could fade; they were artificial colonial lines on a map. Shiite could battle Sunni, and Sunni Shiite, there was no stopping them. Like Europe's decades-long religious wars, these wars had to run their course. The nation's leader mockingly derided his own "wan, diffident, professorial" approach to the world, implying he was none of these things, even if he gave that appearance. He set objectives for which he had no plan. He made commitments he did not keep. In the way of the world these things were noticed. Enemies probed. Allies were neglected, until they were needed to face the decapitators who talked of a Caliphate and called themselves a state. Words like "strength" and "resolve" returned to the leader's vocabulary. But the world was already adrift, unmoored by the retreat of its ordering power. The rule book had been ripped up.

It was a time of hatred. Anti-Semitic slogans were heard in the land that invented industrialized mass murder for Europe's Jews. Frightened European Jews removed mezuzahs from their homes. Europe's Muslims felt the ugly backlash from the depravity of the decapitators, who were adept at Facebooking their message. The fabric of society frayed. Democracy looked quaint or outmoded beside new authoritarianisms. Politicians, haunted by their incapacity, played on the fears of their populations, who were device-distracted or under device-driven stress. Dystopia was a vogue word, like utopia in the 20th century. The great rising nations of vast populations held the fate of the world in their hands but hardly seemed to care.

It was a time of disorientation. Nobody connected the dots or read Kipling on life's few certainties: "The Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire / And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire."

Until it was too late and people could see the Great Unraveling for what it was and what it had wrought.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/16/opinion/roger-cohen-the-great-unraveling.html
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Hate mail

Sta je to "potsetimo"?
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

is that like 1 inch bezel on top? wtf
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.


Pijanista


Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

Quote from: Hate mail on September 20, 2014, 01:34:00 AM

Meanwhile, in Williamsburg (LOL):

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/09/20/world/europe/mikheil-saakashvili-georgias-ex-president-plots-return-from-williamsburg-brooklyn.html?_r=1&referrer=

"Queens is like wannabe New York," Mr. Saakashvili said.

"I remember that bitterly. Williamsburg is like New York, not over-the-bridge people."

:mrgreen:
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Hate mail

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

Gle ovih nesretnika  http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Hronika/496443/Otac-i-sin-jurili-lopove-pa-poginuli-u-laguni

Znam ja za "ne lomite mi bagrenje" i da to moze coveka strasno da iznervira. Ali da sednes u auto i sumanito ih juris to je vec ludilo. Ja licno, anything short of da mi kidnapuju dete nedaj boze, jednostavno ne bih nikoga jurio. Nije mi se nikad nesto slicno desilo, ali znam da je moguce, pogotovo sto dosta putujem i vise sam nego spreman da pustim da mi ukradu telefon, kompjuter, sat, novac nego sto bih se upustao u BILO KAKVE jurnjave, svadje, natezanja.

Neverovatno kako su neki ljudi spremni da se zbog verovatno ne vise od 1/4 kubika drveta upustaju u ovakve rabote.

Nedavno sam sa nekim pricao o onoj crnogorskoj budali Lausevicu (mada istina, ja ne znam nista o peer-pressure u CG) koji je kao popio batine, pa onda otisao kuci po pistolj i napravio mega sranje. Ja sve da dobijem batine od nekog i pred zenom i sinom ne bi mi na pamet padalo da uradim bilo sta osim da pozovem policiju. Nije mi jasno kako to njemu nije palo na pamet.

Strasno me nerviraju takvi ljudi i smatram ih budalama. Slicno kao sto ne cenim ljudi koji zive kod roditelja, tako ove smatram budalama.

Ima moj zet jednog prijatelja koji ima auto-pneu-servis u Zemunu. Super momak, video sam ga i ja par puta. I pored dosta velikog poslovnog uspeha vredan, skroman, nearogantan. E, jednom im se zapalila radionica koju imaju u prizemlju kuce i on budala isao da spasava gume i dobio teske opekotine. To je meni bilo dovoljno da promenim misljenje o tom coveku. Mislim i dalje cenim njegove pozitivne osobine, ali mislim da je budala.
Sumnjam da mu ceo trenutni inventar u toj jednoj radionici prevazilazi vise 1% ukupnog kapitala. A jos je verovatno bio svestan da ne moze da spase vise od petine tih guma koje su tamo bile, verovatno ni toliko. I opet se upustio u taj kretenluk a uz malo peha mogao je da pogine i ostavi troje male dece.

Neverovatnih ljudi ima.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.


Superhik

Facebook To Begin Charging Users $2.99/mo Starting November 1st

http://nationalreport.net/facebook-begins-charging-users-2-99mo/

'I AM POOR FACEBOOK PLEASE WAIVE MY MONTHLY FEE'

xrofl

Ivan_D

Razmisljao sam o tome pre i bio siguran da nema sanse da se to desi. Jos jednom u krivu. Oh, well. Ali mislim da je $3 mesecno mnogo.
Puno klinaca ovde u CZ ima mesecni dzeparac manji od $20. U mnogim drugim zemljama je verovatno slicno.

Nije jasno ni da li ce biti izmena oko privacy policy. Ako se servis placa mozda je za ocekivati da vise nece moci da prodaju podatke i sl. Kako da ne.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Superhik

Gle, lažu na internetu...

:mrgreen:

Ivan_D

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Superhik

Pa jeste.

LGBT zajednica treba lepo da se kolektivno zamonaši, i rešen rebus.

Onda bi, cenim, njihova ljubav bila bogougodna

:mrgreen:

tempo

kad sam cuo da triglav nije u crnu goru, tri dana sam plako

Pareski do

Quote from: Jelence on September 12, 2014, 07:25:34 AM
Quote from: Ivan_D on September 07, 2014, 11:12:13 AM





Jel ovo opet neka tvoja trofejna udaraljka?

Jes' ruzna za medalju  :?

Si ostao bez para?

Ја баш волим те рустичне физиономије...


Ivan_D

To je Olesa od pretproslog puta. The mother of all plan B's  :)

Kad je lose krenulo sa zubarkom ja joj napisao da sam u gradu i da li ima vremena da se vidimo. Ona odgovorila da to vece ne moze, ali da ce mi se javiti sutradan.
Ja vec pomislio verovatno se nece javiti, medjutim sutradan odmah napisala da moze sledeci dan  :)

Super je devojka. Visoka, odlicno telo, all willing and able, neinvazivna.

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

indie

'на љуту рану - љуту траву..!'

Superhik