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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #200 on: June 01, 2014, 04:49:43 PM »
1,190 czk = 43 €
390 czk = 14 €
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #201 on: June 01, 2014, 04:58:21 PM »
"Da bi ga pustili"?

A sta, barovi i restorani u tzv. Spaniji imaju arrest powers?

Sam lik zvuci kao da je prilicno neizbazdaren...
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #202 on: June 01, 2014, 04:58:59 PM »
I zasto tzv. Ceska i dalje rabi krune? Wtf?
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #203 on: June 01, 2014, 05:00:09 PM »
I zasto jedes tzv. sushi?

That alone sounds fairly neizbazdareno, too.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #204 on: June 01, 2014, 05:18:58 PM »
Vala bash.

Ja svaki put prevrnem ocima kad se ide u sushi restoran.  Naravno, ja narucim nesto normalno i peceno:mrgreen:

Jedan sushi restoran ima na jelovniku vec nekih 20 godina sushi roll koji je moj muz kreirao (trazio da mu se napravi tako i tako, dopalo im se i uvrstili ga u jelovnik).

Pat Roll -- Tuna, eel, scallion, tobiko, tempura flakes, spicy mayo rolled in salmon

Sve to zivo :roll:
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #205 on: June 01, 2014, 05:54:40 PM »

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #206 on: June 01, 2014, 06:06:32 PM »
Ah Pijanista, koji ti je covece. pogledao prvih desetak sekundi i morao sam da stisnem cmnd+Q jer nisam znao kako brze da zatvorim to. Grozno.

Nego, je l' nisi ti Pijanista pre nekoliko godina rekao "Sushi mi je posle baklave najomiljenije jelo"?   :mrgreen:

Inace, ovaj isti Amerikanac sto sam ga pominjao gore, pitao ga ja pre jedno 20 godina sta je to bullfrog. On mi je to ovako strucno opisao "It's like a big frog. We used to kick them as kids and they would still live"

A jednom pre nego sto mu je dosla tadasnja devojka iz Amerike da ga poseti u Amsterdam kaze on meni da je bila cistacica i sredila ceo apartman, ali da nije siguran da neki tragovi nisu ostali, te ako bude problema reci ce da je meni pozajmio stan da dovedem devojku a da ja to potvrdim ukoliko me nazove ta Mary.
I sure enough nazove ona mene sva uplakana, da je nasla kondom i da on kaze da je meni pozajmio stan i ja najubeljivije sto sam mogao napravim se da mi je neprijatno i pocnem strasno da se izvinjavam. Posle mi je dao 1000fl za to, iako zena verovatno nije poverovala ako bas nije strasno zelela da poveruje.
Ali ne pricam zato to, sledeci dan u kancelariji jedan drugi kolega kaze na sav glas "hey, Ivan, you wanna come over to my place after work and drop some used condoms?"   :mrgreen:
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #207 on: June 01, 2014, 06:07:13 PM »
O, tempUra...
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #208 on: June 01, 2014, 06:09:11 PM »
Nego, je l' nisi ti Pijanista pre nekoliko godina rekao "Sushi mi je posle baklave najomiljenije jelo"?   :mrgreen:

Jeasm, ali jedem sirovu a ne zivu ribu. Zabe ne jedem nikakve.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #209 on: June 01, 2014, 06:22:04 PM »
Ili sto be rekao Woody Allen: "I will not eat oysters. They’re alive when you eat them. I want my food dead—not sick, not wounded—dead.”    :evil:
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #210 on: June 01, 2014, 06:24:00 PM »
I plead guilty to eating live oysters. Sa jaranima, pokupili gajbu piva, sos za skoljke i noz za otvaranje istih i pravac na plazu gde is ima na vagone, negde u Washington State. Do jaja, niko se nije otrovao niti povracao.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #211 on: June 01, 2014, 07:08:01 PM »
Bljak... Jedan od najgorih secanja iz detinjstva je kako pod prisilom jedem zive skoljke... Ne znam koje su bile, znam samo da su mi se strasno gadile. Otac je utripovao da me mora pripremiti za smak sveta i da ne sme da postoji ni jedno govno koje nisam u stanju da pojedem. Ne verujem da su bile oysters, vadili su ih direktno iz vode u CG, otvarali nozem i jeli.

Danas ih nebi jela ma ni da crkavam od gladi (sto je upravo suprotno od efekta koji je trebao da bude postignut).

Sto se sushija tice... Najbolje obozavam da skocim pod sushi train :)
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #212 on: June 01, 2014, 07:29:35 PM »
Jel' to neki sport?
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #213 on: June 01, 2014, 07:38:03 PM »
Ja volim oysters.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #214 on: June 01, 2014, 09:34:00 PM »
Ili sto be rekao Woody Allen: "I will not eat oysters. They’re alive when you eat them. I want my food dead—not sick, not wounded—dead.”    :evil:
K'o svaki pošteni lešinar.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #215 on: June 01, 2014, 09:48:58 PM »
... or child molester?

Ja volim oysters.

Moj sin ljubi ga mati ih obozava. Muza saljem u kupovinu oysters, toliko ne mogu da ih smislim.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #216 on: June 02, 2014, 06:02:56 PM »

Crna odeca mi je potpuno bez stila, za ljude bez maste. Cak mi nije ni sexy. Jos uvek nisam srela osobu koja je umela da nosi crno a da ne izgleda kao da je sa sa'rane dosla.

Jelo, a koje boje ti nosis kad ne ides na sa'ranu?
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #217 on: June 02, 2014, 06:11:29 PM »
Hmmm.....nedostatak maste?...ne bi se reklo.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #218 on: June 02, 2014, 06:12:14 PM »
Ovde jos manje.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #219 on: June 02, 2014, 06:14:18 PM »
Za kancelariju.......o, daaaaaaaaaaaa....

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Re: Samo za devojke
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #221 on: June 02, 2014, 06:19:31 PM »
Sarene. "I wear colors" kako mi ova jedna zenska kaze. Siva, narandzasta, zuta i braon varijante mi ne stoje lepo. Isto tako mnogo svetle boje.

Plavu i zelenu volem. Lepo mi stoji i zelena senf varijanta. Crvenu obozavam. Lila. Belo, kad me ne mrzi da perem (znaci: retko kad).
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #222 on: June 02, 2014, 06:20:11 PM »
Ovde jos manje.



Ovo se vesela udovica vratila sa sa'rane.  :)
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #223 on: June 02, 2014, 06:20:47 PM »
ja nemam problem sa crnom bojom, ali ne volim kada je nose tamnoputi i deca.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #224 on: June 02, 2014, 06:22:06 PM »


Ovo se vesela udovica vratila sa sa'rane.  :)

Moze biti. xrofl
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #225 on: June 02, 2014, 06:23:39 PM »
Pijanista,

I ova tvoja je ucveljena :mrgreen:  Sigurno je i ona nekog sa'ranila. xrofl
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #226 on: June 02, 2014, 06:24:38 PM »
Slatka smrt je bila u  pitanju  :evil:

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #227 on: June 02, 2014, 06:25:08 PM »


Plavu i zelenu volem. Lepo mi stoji i zelena senf varijanta. Crvenu obozavam. Lila. Belo, kad me ne mrzi da perem (znaci: retko kad).

I ja volim vesele boje, ali crna apsolutno ima mesta u mom izboru. :)
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #228 on: June 02, 2014, 06:26:01 PM »
Sto se slika tice:
#1: Bljak (za odecu), Njam (za lepe zene)
#2: Jedno su slike fotoshopirane, snimljene pod odgovarajucim svetlom, manekenka nije nista jela od avgusta prosle godine da bi se propisno usukala, itd itd. Ja govorim o pravim zenama.

Ljiljana Blagojevic, recimo, lepa zena, drzeca, videla sam sliku njenu nedavno sa nekog "iventa" - obucena u crno. Uzas.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #229 on: June 02, 2014, 08:39:31 PM »
Jelo, moram ti reći da grešiš u pogledu crne boje, ako već imaš problema sa težinom, onda je to odličan izbor za tebe.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #230 on: June 03, 2014, 09:02:39 AM »
Ej pa tako mi mozemo do joregeld i nazad: ti meni debela ti guzica, ja tebi kratka ti je patkica... Sta ce nam to?
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #231 on: June 03, 2014, 09:24:30 AM »
S'tim što jedno od nas dvoje zasigurno laže... Šta će ti to?

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« Reply #232 on: June 03, 2014, 09:28:12 AM »
Ha-ha-ha, bas si vickast.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #234 on: June 11, 2014, 04:18:34 PM »

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #236 on: June 11, 2014, 05:41:32 PM »
We can not change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand - Randy Pauch

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #237 on: June 11, 2014, 05:49:14 PM »
ja ne znam kako vi mozete da se odlucite za samo dva para.. :)

meni se gomila odud sviDZa  :oops:

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #238 on: June 11, 2014, 05:49:36 PM »
Alejandro: very bold, very... American.

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #239 on: June 11, 2014, 05:53:32 PM »
Alejandro: very bold, very... American.

Kaze jednom moja mala kumica......."kuma nam je prava Amerikanka" xrofl
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #242 on: June 12, 2014, 02:35:53 PM »
Sick.
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #243 on: June 12, 2014, 03:57:25 PM »
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #244 on: June 17, 2014, 08:43:04 PM »
Da li bi zbog ovakve reklame kupili TF parfem? :mrgreen:

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #245 on: June 17, 2014, 09:03:17 PM »
MK,

ovo gore moze da ide i na tvoju senzualnu temicu. :mrgreen:
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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #246 on: June 17, 2014, 09:07:38 PM »
da li i on dodje uz parfem?  :mrgreen:

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #247 on: June 18, 2014, 05:38:58 AM »
Ko? Onaj ćora?

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #248 on: June 18, 2014, 12:19:01 PM »
Cora ili cosa?  ;)

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Re: Samo za devojke
« Reply #249 on: June 18, 2014, 02:34:29 PM »
cuti bre Tozo!