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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #700 on: May 12, 2012, 08:05:03 PM »
Secate se Nese Bridzisa  :). Domaci stand up comedy
Rajka je zakon  xrofl
AmiG show Nesa Bridzis - svadja kineza i cigana

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #701 on: May 23, 2012, 05:14:46 PM »
Where are you from?
- Serbia.
- Siberia?
- No, no, Serbia ... you know ... Novak Djokovic, Ana Ivanovic, Nikola Tesla, brandy, Guca ..
- Aaaa, Serbia .. Milosevic, Seselj, Toma...?
- No, no... Siberia! Siberia!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #702 on: May 23, 2012, 05:21:32 PM »
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #703 on: May 23, 2012, 05:25:50 PM »
To se meni desilo u posti pre nekoliko godina.

 - "Siberia?"

A drugi put:

 - "Syria???"
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #704 on: May 23, 2012, 05:27:28 PM »
A tek meni...
- Serbia
- To je tamo negde u Izraelu gde zive Arapi?

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #705 on: May 23, 2012, 05:50:56 PM »
Zove radnik obezbedjenja "Mira, there is a representative from Papaya New Guinea to see you".  :mrgreen:
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #706 on: May 23, 2012, 06:03:28 PM »
Razgovor u gay baru `Boiler Room`, sa veoma friendly barmenom:

- Where are you from, sir?
- Serbia
- Aaaaah, i knooow... Beautiful coastline...

 :mrgreen:

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #707 on: May 23, 2012, 09:39:53 PM »
Razgovor u gay baru `Boiler Room`, sa veoma friendly barmenom:

- Where are you from, sir?
- Serbia
- Aaaaah, i knooow... Beautiful coastline...

 :mrgreen:

Jesi li ti to upravo izash'o iz closeta?
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #708 on: May 23, 2012, 09:51:22 PM »
 :mrgreen:

Jes' cudnjikavo...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #709 on: May 23, 2012, 11:00:31 PM »
 xrotaeye

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #710 on: May 23, 2012, 11:04:45 PM »
Razgovor u gay baru `Boiler Room`, sa veoma friendly barmenom:

- Where are you from, sir?
- Serbia
- Aaaaah, i knooow... Beautiful coastline...

 :mrgreen:

Jesi li ti to upravo izash'o iz closeta?

Ne.

Da jesam - rekao bih, bez sekunde oklevanja.

Nego - watch this! - koktel votke i red bulla u boiler-gay-room-baru kosta (je kostao) 4.8$.

Pivo u any-straight baru (mala Corona) - 8 to 12$.

Go figure.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #711 on: May 23, 2012, 11:05:50 PM »
Hate ce me razumeti, cenim..  :mrgreen:

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #712 on: May 23, 2012, 11:13:24 PM »
Quote
Ne.

Da jesam - rekao bih, bez sekunde oklevanja.


OK, kad budes izasao, javi.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #713 on: May 23, 2012, 11:16:27 PM »
Naravno.

I pozvacu te na pice.

 :mrgreen:

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #714 on: May 23, 2012, 11:21:33 PM »
 :mrgreen:

- Jesi li ti peder?
- Nisam, ali sam kresnuo jednog.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #715 on: May 23, 2012, 11:46:06 PM »
Pa ko te bio po usima da izlazis u one barove po prizemljima hotela (k'o ja zimus :mrgreen: )? Moze pivce po regularnim straight rupama da se nadje i za $6.

"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #716 on: May 24, 2012, 12:06:11 AM »
:mrgreen:

- Jesi li ti peder?
- Nisam, ali sam kresnuo jednog.

Hey, wait: didn't Ivan_D do just.... ummmm, never mind.  :mrgreen:
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #717 on: May 24, 2012, 06:09:29 AM »
Two and a Half Men

- Alan, you're not gay.
- Are you sure?
- Do you find me sexually attractive?
- No.
- Do you find any man sexually attractive?
- No. Uh, maybe George Clooney.
- Clooney doesn't count. Trust me. You're not gay.
- Okay...
- You seem disappointed.
- I just... I feel like I'm letting a lot of people down.
- Alan... it's okay to be straight.
- I guess. So just to put all our cards on the table, you're, you're not at all attracted to me?
- No. You're not my type. Now, Charlie, on the other hand...
- What about him?
- He's, uh... very pretty.
- Get out of my car!
- What?
- You think Charlie's so pretty, go to the mall with Charlie.
- Come on, Alan, we're friends.
- No, I'm always the friend. Everybody wants Charlie.
- You're not gay!
- Yeah, yeah, well, there's a principle involved. Good night!
- Suit yourself. Well, at least I know who I am.
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #718 on: May 24, 2012, 01:00:45 PM »
That is a hilarious episode!  :mrgreen:  Bas bio re-run pre neko vece.  Gledala sam barem 5 puta (sve epizode) i i dalje je smesno.
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #719 on: May 24, 2012, 02:44:22 PM »
takođe ...

kapa dole timu koji je pisao ovu seriju ... (i ostalima koji su učestvovali u realizaciji)
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #720 on: May 28, 2012, 09:00:44 PM »
- Ima li turcizama u srpskom jeziku?
- Jok, bre!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #721 on: May 28, 2012, 09:57:22 PM »
 - "Baba, imal' lopova u selo?".

 - "Nema, dete; sto je bilo 'tislo u zandare...".
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #722 on: May 28, 2012, 10:55:19 PM »
- Ima li ovde ljudozdera?
- Nema, sve smo pojeli.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #723 on: May 28, 2012, 10:57:26 PM »
Koju slavu slave Transformersi ?



Preobrazenje

 :| najbolji  xrofl

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"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #725 on: May 28, 2012, 10:58:56 PM »
- Ima li ovde ljudozdera?
- Nema, sve smo pojeli.
crnjak xrotaeye

Sedi majka sa dvoje dece u trolejbusu, i jedno dete odgrize nekom čoveku prst. Pa majka počne da se dere na dete, a čovek će:
• Ma nije to ništa, sve je u redu.
A majka će na to:
• Ma šta u redu, prst po prst pa kad dođemo kući neće da jede!


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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #726 on: May 28, 2012, 11:02:06 PM »

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #727 on: May 28, 2012, 11:08:16 PM »
pazi ovaj


Pacijent:
• Doktore, imate li nešto protiv kašlja?
Doktor:
• Ne, ne, samo vi kašljite.

 xfrog

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #728 on: May 28, 2012, 11:09:42 PM »
Došla baba kod doktora jer je imala srčanih problema. Doktor će:
• Bakice, probajte što manje da budete aktivni i što više izbegavajte stepence! I dođite na kontrolu za mesec dana.
• Baba:
• Dobro doktore.
I tako prođe mesec dana, kad se baba vratila na kontrolu kod doktora. Doktor je pregleda i reče:
• E sve je u najboljem redu, možete se vratiti starim navikama!
A baba će:
• Ooo, hvalim te Bože, već mi je dosadilo da se penjem uz oluk na drugi sprat.
 xfoht

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #729 on: June 01, 2012, 12:31:37 AM »

ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:    By death…
ATTORNEY:  And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:    Take a guess.



ATTORNEY:  Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:    All of them... The live ones put up too much of a fight.



ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS:    Oral...
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #730 on: June 05, 2012, 11:39:58 AM »
Biseri sa telefona 988 (Informacije)

- Da li sam vam jutros prvi?

- U koje doba dana je nabolje ići kod zubara?

- Koliko treba da držim jastuk da ugušim čoveka?

- Da li se može dobiti Beograd iz Podgorice?
- Odakle vi zovete?
- Iz Podgorice!
- Pa kako ste nas dobili?
- To se i ja pitam!

- Nemam struje, kad ću je dobiti?
- Koja ste vi grupa?
- AB pozitivna!

- Da li u Beogradu postoji Vaginalistička crkva?
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #731 on: June 05, 2012, 03:08:30 PM »
 :(
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #732 on: June 05, 2012, 04:20:12 PM »
Dolazi pirotjanac kod vulkanizera i vadi kondom.
- Pa dokle vise da ga krpim, kupi novi covece!
- Ma nije probusen. Mozes li da ga balansiras, vuce mi u desnu stranu.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #733 on: June 05, 2012, 04:25:38 PM »
 :roll:

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #734 on: June 05, 2012, 06:16:01 PM »
Razgovor u gay baru `Boiler Room`, sa veoma friendly barmenom:

- Where are you from, sir?
- Serbia
- Aaaaah, i knooow... Beautiful coastline...

 :mrgreen:

Jesi li ti to upravo izash'o iz closeta?

Ne.

Da jesam - rekao bih, bez sekunde oklevanja.

Nego - watch this! - koktel votke i red bulla u boiler-gay-room-baru kosta (je kostao) 4.8$.

Pivo u any-straight baru (mala Corona) - 8 to 12$.

Go figure.

Не бих се баш кладио у хетеросексуалност тих типова што пију Корону...

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #735 on: June 05, 2012, 06:46:24 PM »
Evo ga analizator....

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #736 on: June 05, 2012, 07:13:47 PM »
 :mrgreen:

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #737 on: June 05, 2012, 10:40:13 PM »
 xyxy
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #738 on: June 06, 2012, 11:17:57 AM »
белгијска пива нису нимало лоша, напротив...


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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #739 on: June 06, 2012, 05:36:35 PM »
 xyxy
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #740 on: June 06, 2012, 05:53:38 PM »

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #741 on: June 08, 2012, 12:11:48 AM »
Шта му је ово пи-пи-ер(велико!)-на квадрат?
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #742 on: June 08, 2012, 12:13:45 AM »
Paj-paj-ro?
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #743 on: June 08, 2012, 08:08:15 AM »
fotošop



površina lopte / sfere

Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #744 on: June 08, 2012, 12:37:10 PM »
Толико и ја знам, али где ти овде видиш четворку и мало "р"?
We take no cash unless we cash justice for you! Are you listenin' to me? I'm givin' ya pearls hеrе!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #745 on: June 08, 2012, 01:20:35 PM »
eh, da  sam ja radio fotošop i četvorka bi se nazirala ...
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #746 on: June 10, 2012, 12:52:15 AM »
Aj' neka ga na "Vicevi"... iz najnovijeg "Pancevca":

"Dobili sina

8. maja: Huga – Karolina i Karolj Pap; 10. maja: Lazara – Dragana Šarac i Aleksandar Milošević, Stefana – Aneta i Laza Srbin; 19. maja: Nikolu – Ilonka Balog i Darko Maričić; 21. maja: Strahinju – Marijana Petković i Marko Mršić; 22. maja: Lazara – Ivana i Aleksandar Janićijević, Danila – Marina Krnjajić Ornela i Dejan Krnjajić, Iliju – Aleksandra Kostadinović i Marko Vićentijević; 24. maja: Mihajla – Marina i Miodrag Marković, Veljka – Ivana i Aleksandar Stojić; 25. maja: Aleksu – Jasmina i Bojan Smuđa, Denisa – Jadranka i Dejan Vilenica, Luku – Snežana i Sava Maglov, Andreja – Dragana Petković; 26. maja: Strahinju – Olivera i Aleksandar Uskoković, Bojana – Sanja Nika i Željko Novakov. "
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #747 on: June 10, 2012, 02:02:46 AM »
So?  Meni je ovaj Denis malo misplaced.

Lazar, Stefan, Aleksa, Danilo, Luka, lepa su to imena, jedino ovaj Strahindza...
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #748 on: June 10, 2012, 02:49:38 AM »
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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Re: Vic(evi)
« Reply #749 on: June 10, 2012, 03:31:24 AM »
Huga?