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#1350
February 19, 2015, 04:19:15 AM
"Pastor Coronel was the chief of the Department of Investigations, or secret police. He would interview people in a pileta, a bath of human excrement or ram electric cattle prods up their rectums. The Secretary of the Paraguayan Communist Party was dismembered alive with a chainsaw while Stroessner listened on the phone."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfredo_Stroessner
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1351
February 19, 2015, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: tempo on February 18, 2015, 06:59:11 PM
dragisa bi ga pregazio i mirna bosna.

:mrgreen:
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1352
February 19, 2015, 09:10:09 PM
Nema ovih Kanadjana danas ceo dan. Mora da su se posmrzavali.

Steta, mladi ljudi.

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Ivane, moracemo da te prekomandujemo u USA.

Samo problem je sto Tanja vise ne zeli da te deli sa drugim zenama.

Od toga ne spavam nocu.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1354
February 19, 2015, 09:18:02 PM
Pijanisto, na tebe covek zaista moze u svakoj okolnosti da racuna.

Stvarno si div-junak.

A Ivan te vec sahranio.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

baggio

#1355
February 19, 2015, 09:31:47 PM
We can not change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand - Randy Pauch

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#1356
February 19, 2015, 09:44:27 PM
Ivane, razmisljao sam nesto; mogla bi Tanja da mi kupi BB Passport a vi se posle raskusurajte. Zar nije bolje tako? Javi mi sta ste dogovorili. Pozuri, molim te.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#1357
February 19, 2015, 10:47:20 PM
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Pijanista

#1358
February 19, 2015, 11:17:29 PM
Hate, ona tebi kupi BB a ti njoj zauzvrat kupis onaj plug.

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#1359
February 20, 2015, 02:46:14 AM
Da ali problem je sto bi on naposletku za pare zavrnuo i nju a i mene. Kao sto ima obicaj. See: oni samponi i kofer. Also see: ona not so-otmeno izgubljena opklada pa onda odbijanje da se plati.

Zaista je neverovatan.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#1360
February 20, 2015, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: Pijanista on February 19, 2015, 11:17:29 PM
Hate, ona tebi kupi BB a ti njoj zauzvrat kupis onaj plug.

hm... tih plugova ima u raznim veličinama...

Paris... npr.



http://junkee.com/paris-new-giant-inflatable-butt-plug-is-our-generations-eiffel-tower/43391
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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#1361
February 20, 2015, 07:48:40 PM
Ja i moje 1st world muke sa telefonom i Ivanom_D...

Gle kakvu muku ovaj covek ima:

http://pulse.com.gh/filla/shocking-mysterious-demonic-ring-eating-away-boys-finger-id3501583.html
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#1362
February 20, 2015, 08:13:57 PM
Quote from: Hate mail on February 20, 2015, 07:48:40 PM
Ja i moje 1st world muke sa telefonom i Ivanom_D...

Gle kakvu muku ovaj covek ima:

http://pulse.com.gh/filla/shocking-mysterious-demonic-ring-eating-away-boys-finger-id3501583.html

Isaac Mateo ·  University of Phoenix Axia College · about an hour ago
I wanted to send him money but it was imposible to separate my demonic dollars from my wallet, sorry

Anthony Locascio ·  Electrical Engineer at M.C. Dean, Inc. · 28 minutes ago
You need to talk to my wife, she's an expert at that.

Stephen Coss · Daytona Beach, Florida · 2 · about an hour ago
Must be a slow news day
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

Pijanista

#1363
February 21, 2015, 12:49:05 AM
Koja produhovljena faca, jebote...

Mirabella

#1365
February 22, 2015, 02:35:19 AM
 :(  Za stoku koja se nije pojavila.  (Standard) kudos za  policiju, vatrogasce and good samaritans.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/20/sheriff-save-autistic-boys-birthday-party-friends_n_6722290.html?cps=gravity_3967_-4916420114605152694
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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#1366
February 22, 2015, 02:49:33 AM
"Slucajni prolaznici" spasavaju ovaj svet od pamtiveka.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Mirabella

#1367
February 22, 2015, 03:00:04 AM
E, al' ta ljudska stoka, te majcurine te dece, pa to je strasno.  Nije poenta u ljudima koji su bili korektni/divni, vec u stoCi koja je stoka da bi stoka!  :(
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

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#1368
February 22, 2015, 03:06:46 AM
Naravno.

Middle class pool boy-fucking, wife-cheating can't be bothered to instill some soul in their offspring fucktards.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Daisy

#1369
February 22, 2015, 03:32:30 AM
Oteraće me u grob ovi severno-američki narodi.
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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#1370
February 22, 2015, 03:39:40 AM
:mrgreen:
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1371
February 24, 2015, 04:37:49 AM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1372
February 24, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#1373
February 25, 2015, 12:40:45 AM
Ivane, ziv li si? Kaj se dogadja u Pragu, opasnije nego u Ukrajini?

Daisy

#1374
February 25, 2015, 01:43:34 AM
kod njega stalno neka žurka...

a po amerikama ljudi prave domaći puter  :lol:
Više volim da mi se neko izveštačeno osmehne, nego da se spontano izdere na mene.

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#1375
February 25, 2015, 01:58:13 AM
I jogurt.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1376
February 25, 2015, 01:59:36 AM
Nesto mi nije radostan. Nema ga a i kad je tu namrsten je a poceo je i da kukumavci. Te beda zakucala na vrata, te nema para. WTF?

Doesn't sound like him at all.

Brinem se.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#1377
February 25, 2015, 03:13:05 AM
Jebes pare, ja se bojim da nisu staracki simptomi, mislim, znas ono, cim mora da kupuje butplug ..... Ivane, razuveri nas. Slikom (ne, ne tom slikom, vec slikom neke ukrajinke sa blazenim osmehom na licu, razumecemo).

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#1378
February 25, 2015, 04:11:02 AM
Da, ima i toga.

Zalio se ucestalo i na zdravlje od skora.

Ne znam, ne znam...
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1379
February 25, 2015, 04:14:02 AM
Zao bi mi bilo da manjka.

Neobicno mi je drag.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#1380
February 25, 2015, 02:50:54 PM
Tu sam, jos sam u Ukrajini nedelju dana pa nazad u Prag.

Sto bi rekao jedan moj kolega "I've done some serious self searching and found nothing. There's nothing (good or valuable in me)"

Isti lik je rekao da mu je otac jednom rekao "if you're looking for a hand, look at the end of your own arm"

Posto od Hate-a nema vajde (tebi Pijanista svaka cast na dobrim namerama i spremnosti da pomognes) moram sad sam da se pobrinem za buducnost svoje porodice i svoju. A to znaci no more Mr. Nice Guy i zabavljanja vas ovde, no more plugs, no more pics no more korisnih saveta i toplih, ljubaznih reci.

This be the last time. Je l' vredi dati $100 za sat sa ovom devojkom? Upoznao je na mamba.ru i trazila kao iz vedra neba $100 za sat vremena. Govori samo ruski sto me je odbilo jer su takve russian-speaking devojke uglavnom vrlo hard-core i servis je vrlo sterilan / los
Thoughts?







If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

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#1381
February 25, 2015, 03:01:34 PM
She be old.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1382
February 25, 2015, 03:09:51 PM
Also, beware: she's only into you because of your money.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#1383
February 25, 2015, 04:16:08 PM
22. sleepless nights will make you look older.

I don't have any money. This guy does. A lot of it. Like $800M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug02cqP69V4

Man, do I love his accent.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

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#1384
February 25, 2015, 05:41:45 PM
What? You don't have $100? That's not good.

Yeah, gotta give'em that; bunch of Ashkenazis speaking English is always fun to listen and watch.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pareski do

#1385
February 25, 2015, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Ivan_D on February 25, 2015, 02:50:54 PM
This be the last time. Je l' vredi dati $100 za sat sa ovom devojkom? Upoznao je na mamba.ru i trazila kao iz vedra neba $100 za sat vremena. Govori samo ruski sto me je odbilo jer su takve russian-speaking devojke uglavnom vrlo hard-core i servis je vrlo sterilan / los
Thoughts?


Шта то значи, да су Украјинке најбоље професионалке?  xfrog

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#1388
February 25, 2015, 09:42:50 PM
Da znas.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Ivan_D

#1389
February 25, 2015, 09:43:50 PM
Quote from: Pijanista on February 25, 2015, 03:13:05 AM
Ivane, razuveri nas. Slikom (ne, ne tom slikom, vec slikom neke ukrajinke sa blazenim osmehom na licu, razumecemo).

will this do?   :)



Settled for Olesa in the end. Strasno mila devojka. Everything goes, all willing and able, yoga-fanatic, no crazy talk, no questions, skromna, odlican engleski... Prosto neverovatno. A i killer body uz to.

Tanja mi je draza, ali Tanja comes at (an emotional) price.

Rekla je (Olesa) da bi rado probala nesto veci butt-plug, ali jedini veci sto su imali je ogroman. I mean bad ass jumbo fist size plug.  :shock:

Na srecu nasao sam elegantno resenje   xjap

If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

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#1390
February 25, 2015, 09:48:13 PM
 xrofl
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Pijanista

#1391
February 25, 2015, 09:51:50 PM
Ivane, super, ali trebalo je da stanes kod prve slike, bilo je dovoljno.

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#1392
February 25, 2015, 10:05:25 PM
 xrofl
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1394
February 26, 2015, 05:24:02 AM
 :P

Sanja je ostavio komentar 25/02/2015 u 21:22
Hvala Svetu na ovom edukativnom teksu. Molim vas da napisete nesto i o tome kako je Bora Drljaca podmazivao suljeve.

:|
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

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#1395
February 28, 2015, 03:26:56 AM
"You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!"

Mirabella

#1396
February 28, 2015, 01:59:28 PM
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!

Ivan_D

#1397
February 28, 2015, 04:59:54 PM
The horrors of America:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/26/felony-murder-teenager-55-years-jail-indiana

Par nenaoruzanih klinaca od 16-17 obijalo neciju kucu misleci da je prazna. Vlasnik medjutim bio kod kuce, sidje sa sprata, jednog ubije, drugog rani.

I onda ovog ranjenog osude na 55 godina. I onda objasnjavaju to sa chain of events...
Sta je sa tom zemljom? Klincu od 16 godina with no previous record dati 55 godina zbog obijanja???

Neverovatno.
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Ivan_D

#1398
February 28, 2015, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: Mirabella on February 28, 2015, 01:59:28 PM
Oh, goodie, goodie!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/11-billion-young-people-risk-losing-hearing/story?id=29280215

Strasno mrzim misleading URLs. Pomislio 11 milijardi, kad ono 1.1 milijarda. Hardly newsworthy
If you dine with the devil bring a long spoon.

Mirabella

#1399
February 28, 2015, 06:40:18 PM
Don't argue with an Idiot.  He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience!
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